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Audiobooks can be listened to on multiple devices such as iPhone, iPad, Android, helping you access wisdom anytime, anywhere. Let's open the world of sound and knowledge together! Note: The authors receive royalties paid by the audiobook service provider for this free offer. If you do not want your audiobook to be in the podcast please send us an email to info@thebookvoice.com. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53876 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53876]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The High-Rise Private Eyes #5: The Case of the Sleepy Sloth Author: Cynthia Rylant Narrator: Uncredited Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 19 minutes Release date: October 7, 2008 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Into thin airRamón's favorite lawn chair has disappeared! He saw it on Monday. Where could it have gone? This sounds like a case for the High-Rise Private Eyes -- Bunny Brown and Jack Jones, ace detectives and very best friends! Cynthia Rylant Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53876 thebookvoice.com 0:19:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53876]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The High-Rise Private Eyes #5: The Case of the Sleepy Sloth Author: Cynthia Rylant Narrator: Uncredited Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 19 minutes Release date: October 7, 2008 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Into thin airRamón's favorite lawn chair has disappeared! He saw it on Monday. Where could it have gone? This sounds like a case for the High-Rise Private Eyes -- Bunny Brown and Jack Jones, ace detectives and very best friends! Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53876]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The High-Rise Private Eyes #5: The Case of the Sleepy Sloth Author: Cynthia Rylant Narrator: Uncredited Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 19 minutes Release date: October 7, 2008 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Into thin airRamón's favorite lawn chair has disappeared! He saw it on Monday. Where could it have gone? This sounds like a case for the High-Rise Private Eyes -- Bunny Brown and Jack Jones, ace detectives and very best friends! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53793 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53793]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Chet Gecko, Private Eye: Book 3 - The Big Nap Series: #3 of Chet Gecko, Private Eye Author: Bruce Hale Narrator: Jon Cryer Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 37 minutes Release date: October 14, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Grammar school—it's all about eating and sleeping. Well, for Chet Gecko, anyway. To Chet, nothing is more divine than a plate of Mrs. Bagoong's Mothloaf Surprise followed by a sweet bit of shut-eye on the playground. (Besides a few Pillbug Crunch bars and a monthlong holiday, that is.) In this hilarious mystery from Chet's tattered casebook, he and his mockingbird partner, Natalie Attired, must catch a cafeteria thief, foil the sinister plans of a weaselly zombie master . . . and still take part in the Nations of the World PTA assembly. (Fourth-grade detectives get no respect.) Bruce Hale Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53793 thebookvoice.com 1:37:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53793]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Chet Gecko, Private Eye: Book 3 - The Big Nap Series: #3 of Chet Gecko, Private Eye Author: Bruce Hale Narrator: Jon Cryer Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 37 minutes Release date: October 14, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Grammar school—it's all about eating and sleeping. Well, for Chet Gecko, anyway. To Chet, nothing is more divine than a plate of Mrs. Bagoong's Mothloaf Surprise followed by a sweet bit of shut-eye on the playground. (Besides a few Pillbug Crunch bars and a monthlong holiday, that is.) In this hilarious mystery from Chet's tattered casebook, he and his mockingbird partner, Natalie Attired, must catch a cafeteria thief, foil the sinister plans of a weaselly zombie master . . . and still take part in the Nations of the World PTA assembly. (Fourth-grade detectives get no respect.) Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53793]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Chet Gecko, Private Eye: Book 3 - The Big Nap Series: #3 of Chet Gecko, Private Eye Author: Bruce Hale Narrator: Jon Cryer Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 37 minutes Release date: October 14, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Grammar school—it's all about eating and sleeping. Well, for Chet Gecko, anyway. To Chet, nothing is more divine than a plate of Mrs. Bagoong's Mothloaf Surprise followed by a sweet bit of shut-eye on the playground. (Besides a few Pillbug Crunch bars and a monthlong holiday, that is.) In this hilarious mystery from Chet's tattered casebook, he and his mockingbird partner, Natalie Attired, must catch a cafeteria thief, foil the sinister plans of a weaselly zombie master . . . and still take part in the Nations of the World PTA assembly. (Fourth-grade detectives get no respect.) https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53698 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53698]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Lump of Coal Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Neil Patrick Harris Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 11 minutes Release date: September 30, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.63 of Total 8 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 3 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: This is a story about a lump of coal who can think, talk, and move itself around. Is there a more charming holiday tale to behold? Probably, but Lemony Snicket has not written one. Lemony Snicket Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53698 thebookvoice.com 0:11:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53698]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Lump of Coal Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Neil Patrick Harris Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 11 minutes Release date: September 30, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.63 of Total 8 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 3 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: This is a story about a lump of coal who can think, talk, and move itself around. Is there a more charming holiday tale to behold? Probably, but Lemony Snicket has not written one. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53698]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Lump of Coal Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Neil Patrick Harris Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 11 minutes Release date: September 30, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.63 of Total 8 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 3 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: This is a story about a lump of coal who can think, talk, and move itself around. Is there a more charming holiday tale to behold? Probably, but Lemony Snicket has not written one. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53697 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53697]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: A Very Marley Christmas Series: Part of Marley Author: John Grogan Narrator: Neil Patrick Harris Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 11 minutes Release date: September 30, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.5 of Total 4 Ratings of Narrator: 2 of Total 3 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: With all the excitement of Christmas approaching, it's no surprise that Marley, the lovable pup with a nose for trouble, wants to get in on the action. Anticipating his very first snowfall and Santa's arrival, Marley jumps in to help his family every way he can. But Marley, being Marley, always ends up on the wrong side of right. It's not long before he tears down the twinkle lights, attacks a chain of paper snowflakes, and mistakes the Christmas tree for . . . well . . . his very own indoor bathroom. Will Marley's good intentions ruin everything before Christmas begins? Or will he manage to share some Christmas magic with his family after all? This follow-up to the #1 bestselling Bad Dog, Marley! delivers a heartfelt holiday story with many hilarious Marley mishaps along the way. John Grogan Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53697 thebookvoice.com 0:11:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53697]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: A Very Marley Christmas Series: Part of Marley Author: John Grogan Narrator: Neil Patrick Harris Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 11 minutes Release date: September 30, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.5 of Total 4 Ratings of Narrator: 2 of Total 3 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: With all the excitement of Christmas approaching, it's no surprise that Marley, the lovable pup with a nose for trouble, wants to get in on the action. Anticipating his very first snowfall and Santa's arrival, Marley jumps in to help his family every way he can. But Marley, being Marley, always ends up on the wrong side of right. It's not long before he tears down the twinkle lights, attacks a chain of paper snowflakes, and mistakes the Christmas tree for . . . well . . . his very own indoor bathroom. Will Marley's good intentions ruin everything before Christmas begins? Or will he manage to share some Christmas magic with his family after all? This follow-up to the #1 bestselling Bad Dog, Marley! delivers a heartfelt holiday story with many hilarious Marley mishaps along the way. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53697]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: A Very Marley Christmas Series: Part of Marley Author: John Grogan Narrator: Neil Patrick Harris Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 11 minutes Release date: September 30, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.5 of Total 4 Ratings of Narrator: 2 of Total 3 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: With all the excitement of Christmas approaching, it's no surprise that Marley, the lovable pup with a nose for trouble, wants to get in on the action. Anticipating his very first snowfall and Santa's arrival, Marley jumps in to help his family every way he can. But Marley, being Marley, always ends up on the wrong side of right. It's not long before he tears down the twinkle lights, attacks a chain of paper snowflakes, and mistakes the Christmas tree for . . . well . . . his very own indoor bathroom. Will Marley's good intentions ruin everything before Christmas begins? Or will he manage to share some Christmas magic with his family after all? This follow-up to the #1 bestselling Bad Dog, Marley! delivers a heartfelt holiday story with many hilarious Marley mishaps along the way. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53667 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53667]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: I, Amber Brown Author: Paula Danziger Narrator: Dana Lubotsky Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 52 minutes Release date: September 9, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 1 Ratings of Narrator: 3 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Amber Brown loves the holidays. The shopping, the wrapping, the unwrapping. She isn't having any trouble with gifts, but life is another story. She's so happy her dad has moved back to New Jersey, but her mom isn't. It means the beginning of shared custody, and that means more fighting. Amber feels as if half of her belongs to her mom and half of her belongs to her dad, and that doesn't feel good at all. Then her mom says she can't get her ears pierced, but her dad doesn't know that. Amber makes a decision. Something has to belong to her, so why shouldn't it be her ears? Full of the fun, humor, and punny dialogue Paula Danziger's famous for, this is a winning entry in the ever-popular series. Paula Danziger Tue, 09 Sep 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53667 thebookvoice.com 1:52:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53667]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: I, Amber Brown Author: Paula Danziger Narrator: Dana Lubotsky Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 52 minutes Release date: September 9, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 1 Ratings of Narrator: 3 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Amber Brown loves the holidays. The shopping, the wrapping, the unwrapping. She isn't having any trouble with gifts, but life is another story. She's so happy her dad has moved back to New Jersey, but her mom isn't. It means the beginning of shared custody, and that means more fighting. Amber feels as if half of her belongs to her mom and half of her belongs to her dad, and that doesn't feel good at all. Then her mom says she can't get her ears pierced, but her dad doesn't know that. Amber makes a decision. Something has to belong to her, so why shouldn't it be her ears? Full of the fun, humor, and punny dialogue Paula Danziger's famous for, this is a winning entry in the ever-popular series. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53667]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: I, Amber Brown Author: Paula Danziger Narrator: Dana Lubotsky Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 52 minutes Release date: September 9, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 1 Ratings of Narrator: 3 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Amber Brown loves the holidays. The shopping, the wrapping, the unwrapping. She isn't having any trouble with gifts, but life is another story. She's so happy her dad has moved back to New Jersey, but her mom isn't. It means the beginning of shared custody, and that means more fighting. Amber feels as if half of her belongs to her mom and half of her belongs to her dad, and that doesn't feel good at all. Then her mom says she can't get her ears pierced, but her dad doesn't know that. Amber makes a decision. Something has to belong to her, so why shouldn't it be her ears? Full of the fun, humor, and punny dialogue Paula Danziger's famous for, this is a winning entry in the ever-popular series. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53242 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53242]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Blossoms Meet the Vulture Lady Author: Betsy Byars Narrator: Blain Fairman Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 55 minutes Release date: September 23, 2008 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: A dangerous coyote is surely no match for Junior Blossom. He sets out to build the best trap ever and win the big reward! However, Junior’s inventions aren’t exactly known for their success. A malfunction sets off a series of events that leaves Junior trapped far from home in a place no one would think to look for him. Will the rest of the Blossom family be able to rescue him? Readers are sure to savor this suspenseful story about family and friendship by Newbery Medal winner Betsy Byars. Betsy Byars Tue, 23 Sep 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53242 thebookvoice.com 2:55:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53242]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Blossoms Meet the Vulture Lady Author: Betsy Byars Narrator: Blain Fairman Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 55 minutes Release date: September 23, 2008 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: A dangerous coyote is surely no match for Junior Blossom. He sets out to build the best trap ever and win the big reward! However, Junior’s inventions aren’t exactly known for their success. A malfunction sets off a series of events that leaves Junior trapped far from home in a place no one would think to look for him. Will the rest of the Blossom family be able to rescue him? Readers are sure to savor this suspenseful story about family and friendship by Newbery Medal winner Betsy Byars. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53242]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Blossoms Meet the Vulture Lady Author: Betsy Byars Narrator: Blain Fairman Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 55 minutes Release date: September 23, 2008 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: A dangerous coyote is surely no match for Junior Blossom. He sets out to build the best trap ever and win the big reward! However, Junior’s inventions aren’t exactly known for their success. A malfunction sets off a series of events that leaves Junior trapped far from home in a place no one would think to look for him. Will the rest of the Blossom family be able to rescue him? Readers are sure to savor this suspenseful story about family and friendship by Newbery Medal winner Betsy Byars. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53213 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53213]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Purplicious Author: Victoria Kann, Elizabeth Kann Narrator: Kathleen McInerney Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 7 minutes Release date: September 9, 2008 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: In this follow-up to the New York Times bestselling Pinkalicious, a young girl remains true to herself and discovers that pink isn't only a pretty color, but also a powerful one. While everyone knows Pinkalicious’s favorite color is pink, the bullies at her new school don’t agree. All the girls are wearing black, painting in black, and making fun of Pinkalicious for loving pink. “Pink is for babies and stinks!” they tell her. Pinkalicious feels left out until she learns that pink can be a powerful color, and that the most important thing is to be yourself. Pinkalicious stars in five more picture books—Pinkalicious, Goldilicious, Silverlicious, Emeraldalicious, and Aqualicious—as well as I Can Reads, doodle books, and more. Victoria Kann, Elizabeth Kann Tue, 09 Sep 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53213 thebookvoice.com 0:7:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53213]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Purplicious Author: Victoria Kann, Elizabeth Kann Narrator: Kathleen McInerney Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 7 minutes Release date: September 9, 2008 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: In this follow-up to the New York Times bestselling Pinkalicious, a young girl remains true to herself and discovers that pink isn't only a pretty color, but also a powerful one. While everyone knows Pinkalicious’s favorite color is pink, the bullies at her new school don’t agree. All the girls are wearing black, painting in black, and making fun of Pinkalicious for loving pink. “Pink is for babies and stinks!” they tell her. Pinkalicious feels left out until she learns that pink can be a powerful color, and that the most important thing is to be yourself. Pinkalicious stars in five more picture books—Pinkalicious, Goldilicious, Silverlicious, Emeraldalicious, and Aqualicious—as well as I Can Reads, doodle books, and more. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53213]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Purplicious Author: Victoria Kann, Elizabeth Kann Narrator: Kathleen McInerney Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 7 minutes Release date: September 9, 2008 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: In this follow-up to the New York Times bestselling Pinkalicious, a young girl remains true to herself and discovers that pink isn't only a pretty color, but also a powerful one. While everyone knows Pinkalicious’s favorite color is pink, the bullies at her new school don’t agree. All the girls are wearing black, painting in black, and making fun of Pinkalicious for loving pink. “Pink is for babies and stinks!” they tell her. Pinkalicious feels left out until she learns that pink can be a powerful color, and that the most important thing is to be yourself. Pinkalicious stars in five more picture books—Pinkalicious, Goldilicious, Silverlicious, Emeraldalicious, and Aqualicious—as well as I Can Reads, doodle books, and more. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53212 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53212]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Pinkalicious Author: Elizabeth Kann, Victoria Kann Narrator: Kathleen McInerney Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 7 minutes Release date: September 9, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.6 of Total 5 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: This New York Times bestseller from Victoria and Elizabeth Kann celebrates all things pink while showing readers that being yourself is the best of all. Pinkalicious loves all things pink. From fairy dresses to cotton candy to bubblegum. Most importantly she loves eating pink cupcakes. Mommy and Daddy warn her not to eat too many, but Pinkalicious can’t help herself. They’re just too good! But when Pinkalicious eats one too many, she turns pink herself! What will she do? Pinkalicious is the first picture book starring Pinkalicious and her family. She stars in five more picture books—Purplicious, Goldilicious, Silverlicious, Emeraldalicious, and Aqualicious—as well as I Can Reads, doodle books, and more! Elizabeth Kann, Victoria Kann Tue, 09 Sep 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53212 thebookvoice.com 0:7:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53212]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Pinkalicious Author: Elizabeth Kann, Victoria Kann Narrator: Kathleen McInerney Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 7 minutes Release date: September 9, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.6 of Total 5 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: This New York Times bestseller from Victoria and Elizabeth Kann celebrates all things pink while showing readers that being yourself is the best of all. Pinkalicious loves all things pink. From fairy dresses to cotton candy to bubblegum. Most importantly she loves eating pink cupcakes. Mommy and Daddy warn her not to eat too many, but Pinkalicious can’t help herself. They’re just too good! But when Pinkalicious eats one too many, she turns pink herself! What will she do? Pinkalicious is the first picture book starring Pinkalicious and her family. She stars in five more picture books—Purplicious, Goldilicious, Silverlicious, Emeraldalicious, and Aqualicious—as well as I Can Reads, doodle books, and more! Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53212]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Pinkalicious Author: Elizabeth Kann, Victoria Kann Narrator: Kathleen McInerney Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 7 minutes Release date: September 9, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.6 of Total 5 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: This New York Times bestseller from Victoria and Elizabeth Kann celebrates all things pink while showing readers that being yourself is the best of all. Pinkalicious loves all things pink. From fairy dresses to cotton candy to bubblegum. Most importantly she loves eating pink cupcakes. Mommy and Daddy warn her not to eat too many, but Pinkalicious can’t help herself. They’re just too good! But when Pinkalicious eats one too many, she turns pink herself! What will she do? Pinkalicious is the first picture book starring Pinkalicious and her family. She stars in five more picture books—Purplicious, Goldilicious, Silverlicious, Emeraldalicious, and Aqualicious—as well as I Can Reads, doodle books, and more! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53076 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53076]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Oscar Otter Author: Nathaniel Benchley Narrator: Uncredited Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 9 minutes Release date: August 26, 2008 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: 0scar Otter builds his very own slide, far up in the mountains. No one can bother him there. Not even his family. But Oscar doesn't know he is in danger. His enemy, the fox, is watching. But what the fox doesn't know is that someone is watching him.... Nathaniel Benchley Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53076 thebookvoice.com 0:9:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53076]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Oscar Otter Author: Nathaniel Benchley Narrator: Uncredited Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 9 minutes Release date: August 26, 2008 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: 0scar Otter builds his very own slide, far up in the mountains. No one can bother him there. Not even his family. But Oscar doesn't know he is in danger. His enemy, the fox, is watching. But what the fox doesn't know is that someone is watching him.... Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/53076]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Oscar Otter Author: Nathaniel Benchley Narrator: Uncredited Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 9 minutes Release date: August 26, 2008 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: 0scar Otter builds his very own slide, far up in the mountains. No one can bother him there. Not even his family. But Oscar doesn't know he is in danger. His enemy, the fox, is watching. But what the fox doesn't know is that someone is watching him.... https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52981 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52981]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Going, Going, Gone! with the Pain and the Great One Author: Judy Blume Narrator: Kathleen McInerney Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 23 minutes Release date: August 12, 2008 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: The Pain and the Great One are going places! In these new stories the kids are on the go—the Pain needs a trip to the emergency room; the family goes to the mall and not everyone stays together; the kids visit a county fair and want to ride the Super Slide; and a beach outing includes a boogie board. Lots more action and adventure for the dynamic duo who never stay still. Judy Blume Tue, 12 Aug 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52981 thebookvoice.com 1:23:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52981]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Going, Going, Gone! with the Pain and the Great One Author: Judy Blume Narrator: Kathleen McInerney Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 23 minutes Release date: August 12, 2008 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: The Pain and the Great One are going places! In these new stories the kids are on the go—the Pain needs a trip to the emergency room; the family goes to the mall and not everyone stays together; the kids visit a county fair and want to ride the Super Slide; and a beach outing includes a boogie board. Lots more action and adventure for the dynamic duo who never stay still. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52981]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Going, Going, Gone! with the Pain and the Great One Author: Judy Blume Narrator: Kathleen McInerney Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 23 minutes Release date: August 12, 2008 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: The Pain and the Great One are going places! In these new stories the kids are on the go—the Pain needs a trip to the emergency room; the family goes to the mall and not everyone stays together; the kids visit a county fair and want to ride the Super Slide; and a beach outing includes a boogie board. Lots more action and adventure for the dynamic duo who never stay still. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52979 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52979]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Not-Just-Anybody Family Author: Betsy Byars Narrator: Blain Fairman Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 16 minutes Release date: August 26, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: When Junior Blossom wakes up in the hospital, his  last memory is of crouching on the barn roof with  cloth wings tied to his arms, and of Maggie and  Vern in the yard below, urging him to fly. That had  been just before Junior spotted a police car  approaching the farm in a cloud of  dust. Meanwhile Pap, the children's grandfather, sits in  disgrace in the city jail. He was arrested for  disturbing the peace after his pickup truck  accidentally dumped 2,147 beer and soda cans (worth  $107.35) on Spring Street. With their  mother away on the rodeo circuit, it's up to Maggie  and Vern to find a way to rescue Pap and Junior.  How will they solve their family problems? Betsy Byars Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52979 thebookvoice.com 3:16:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52979]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Not-Just-Anybody Family Author: Betsy Byars Narrator: Blain Fairman Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 16 minutes Release date: August 26, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: When Junior Blossom wakes up in the hospital, his  last memory is of crouching on the barn roof with  cloth wings tied to his arms, and of Maggie and  Vern in the yard below, urging him to fly. That had  been just before Junior spotted a police car  approaching the farm in a cloud of  dust. Meanwhile Pap, the children's grandfather, sits in  disgrace in the city jail. He was arrested for  disturbing the peace after his pickup truck  accidentally dumped 2,147 beer and soda cans (worth  $107.35) on Spring Street. With their  mother away on the rodeo circuit, it's up to Maggie  and Vern to find a way to rescue Pap and Junior.  How will they solve their family problems? Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52979]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Not-Just-Anybody Family Author: Betsy Byars Narrator: Blain Fairman Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 16 minutes Release date: August 26, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: When Junior Blossom wakes up in the hospital, his  last memory is of crouching on the barn roof with  cloth wings tied to his arms, and of Maggie and  Vern in the yard below, urging him to fly. That had  been just before Junior spotted a police car  approaching the farm in a cloud of  dust. Meanwhile Pap, the children's grandfather, sits in  disgrace in the city jail. He was arrested for  disturbing the peace after his pickup truck  accidentally dumped 2,147 beer and soda cans (worth  $107.35) on Spring Street. With their  mother away on the rodeo circuit, it's up to Maggie  and Vern to find a way to rescue Pap and Junior.  How will they solve their family problems? https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52978 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52978]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Moxy Maxwell Does Not Love Writing Thank You Notes Series: #2 of Moxy Maxwell Author: Peggy Gifford Narrator: Clea Lewis Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 39 minutes Release date: August 12, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: It isn’t as though Moxy isn’t grateful for all her Christmas presents. She’s just not so thrilled that she has to write twelve thank-you notes. Not to mention that she promised her mother they’d all be done by today. And if they’re not–well, there will be “consequences.” Namely, Moxy won’t get to leave tomorrow for the vacation of a lifetime. (A trip to California to attend a Star-Studded Hollywood Bash with the father she hasn’t seen in three years.) Moxy’s wild schemes to get her thank-you notes done in time are clever, poignant, and always hilarious. Peggy Gifford Tue, 12 Aug 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52978 thebookvoice.com 1:39:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52978]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Moxy Maxwell Does Not Love Writing Thank You Notes Series: #2 of Moxy Maxwell Author: Peggy Gifford Narrator: Clea Lewis Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 39 minutes Release date: August 12, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: It isn’t as though Moxy isn’t grateful for all her Christmas presents. She’s just not so thrilled that she has to write twelve thank-you notes. Not to mention that she promised her mother they’d all be done by today. And if they’re not–well, there will be “consequences.” Namely, Moxy won’t get to leave tomorrow for the vacation of a lifetime. (A trip to California to attend a Star-Studded Hollywood Bash with the father she hasn’t seen in three years.) Moxy’s wild schemes to get her thank-you notes done in time are clever, poignant, and always hilarious. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52978]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Moxy Maxwell Does Not Love Writing Thank You Notes Series: #2 of Moxy Maxwell Author: Peggy Gifford Narrator: Clea Lewis Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 39 minutes Release date: August 12, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: It isn’t as though Moxy isn’t grateful for all her Christmas presents. She’s just not so thrilled that she has to write twelve thank-you notes. Not to mention that she promised her mother they’d all be done by today. And if they’re not–well, there will be “consequences.” Namely, Moxy won’t get to leave tomorrow for the vacation of a lifetime. (A trip to California to attend a Star-Studded Hollywood Bash with the father she hasn’t seen in three years.) Moxy’s wild schemes to get her thank-you notes done in time are clever, poignant, and always hilarious. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52972 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52972]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Drip, Drop Author: Sarah Weeks Narrator: Uncredited Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 6 minutes Release date: August 5, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: A Junior Library Guild Selection Drip! Drop! Plip! Plop! “Oh, no!” cried Pip Squeak. “I’ve got a leak!” A nighttime rainstorm sends Pip Squeak scrambling to catch the drips pouring through his leaky roof. But the drops just won’t stop, and soon it’s wetter inside the house than out! Sarah Weeks’s spirited story and Jane Manning’s dazzling pictures will delight beginning readers as they follow Pip Squeak’s comic adventure to the very last drop! Sarah Weeks Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52972 thebookvoice.com 0:6:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52972]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Drip, Drop Author: Sarah Weeks Narrator: Uncredited Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 6 minutes Release date: August 5, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: A Junior Library Guild Selection Drip! Drop! Plip! Plop! “Oh, no!” cried Pip Squeak. “I’ve got a leak!” A nighttime rainstorm sends Pip Squeak scrambling to catch the drips pouring through his leaky roof. But the drops just won’t stop, and soon it’s wetter inside the house than out! Sarah Weeks’s spirited story and Jane Manning’s dazzling pictures will delight beginning readers as they follow Pip Squeak’s comic adventure to the very last drop! Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52972]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Drip, Drop Author: Sarah Weeks Narrator: Uncredited Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 6 minutes Release date: August 5, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: A Junior Library Guild Selection Drip! Drop! Plip! Plop! “Oh, no!” cried Pip Squeak. “I’ve got a leak!” A nighttime rainstorm sends Pip Squeak scrambling to catch the drips pouring through his leaky roof. But the drops just won’t stop, and soon it’s wetter inside the house than out! Sarah Weeks’s spirited story and Jane Manning’s dazzling pictures will delight beginning readers as they follow Pip Squeak’s comic adventure to the very last drop! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52656 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52656]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Ready, Set, Go! Author: John Stadler Narrator: Uncredited Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 8 minutes Release date: June 17, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Is bigger better? Sasha is a little dog. Her big cousin, Oliver, and his even bigger friend, Juliet, like to have contests to see who is the best. But Sasha doesn't care who's bigger, or better -- she just wants to play!Sasha is a little dog with a big cousin. The big cousin has an even bigger friend. The big dogs want to have contests to find out who's best. All Sasha wants is to play: will she get her chance? With a surprise twist at the end, John Stadler's droll look at a hilarious rivalry's unexpected results will delight any beginning reader who has ever been accused of being 'too little.'Sasha is a little dog with a big cousin. The big cousin has an even bigger friend. The big dogs want to have contests to find out who's best. All Sasha wants is to play: will she get her chance? With a surprise twist at the end, John Stadler's droll look at a hilarious rivalry's unexpected results will delight any beginning reader who has ever been accused of being 'too little.' John Stadler Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52656 thebookvoice.com 0:8:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52656]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Ready, Set, Go! Author: John Stadler Narrator: Uncredited Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 8 minutes Release date: June 17, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Is bigger better? Sasha is a little dog. Her big cousin, Oliver, and his even bigger friend, Juliet, like to have contests to see who is the best. But Sasha doesn't care who's bigger, or better -- she just wants to play!Sasha is a little dog with a big cousin. The big cousin has an even bigger friend. The big dogs want to have contests to find out who's best. All Sasha wants is to play: will she get her chance? With a surprise twist at the end, John Stadler's droll look at a hilarious rivalry's unexpected results will delight any beginning reader who has ever been accused of being 'too little.'Sasha is a little dog with a big cousin. The big cousin has an even bigger friend. The big dogs want to have contests to find out who's best. All Sasha wants is to play: will she get her chance? With a surprise twist at the end, John Stadler's droll look at a hilarious rivalry's unexpected results will delight any beginning reader who has ever been accused of being 'too little.' Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52656]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Ready, Set, Go! Author: John Stadler Narrator: Uncredited Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 8 minutes Release date: June 17, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Is bigger better? Sasha is a little dog. Her big cousin, Oliver, and his even bigger friend, Juliet, like to have contests to see who is the best. But Sasha doesn't care who's bigger, or better -- she just wants to play!Sasha is a little dog with a big cousin. The big cousin has an even bigger friend. The big dogs want to have contests to find out who's best. All Sasha wants is to play: will she get her chance? With a surprise twist at the end, John Stadler's droll look at a hilarious rivalry's unexpected results will delight any beginning reader who has ever been accused of being 'too little.'Sasha is a little dog with a big cousin. The big cousin has an even bigger friend. The big dogs want to have contests to find out who's best. All Sasha wants is to play: will she get her chance? With a surprise twist at the end, John Stadler's droll look at a hilarious rivalry's unexpected results will delight any beginning reader who has ever been accused of being 'too little.' https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52632 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52632]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Mercy Watson #5: Mercy Watson Thinks Like a Pig Series: #5 of Mercy Watson Author: Kate DiCamillo Narrator: Ron McLarty Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 23 minutes Release date: June 10, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Can Mercy Watson outwit Animal Control? The porcine wonder’s on the lam in her latest tongue-in-snout adventure! Mercy's appetite has got her into trouble again. When Eugenia Lincoln's pansies go missing, Animal Control Officer Francine Poulet arrives on the scene. But as she soon discovers, not just anyone can think like a pig. Especially when that pig is porcine wonder Mercy Watson! Kate DiCamillo Tue, 10 Jun 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52632 thebookvoice.com 0:23:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52632]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Mercy Watson #5: Mercy Watson Thinks Like a Pig Series: #5 of Mercy Watson Author: Kate DiCamillo Narrator: Ron McLarty Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 23 minutes Release date: June 10, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Can Mercy Watson outwit Animal Control? The porcine wonder’s on the lam in her latest tongue-in-snout adventure! Mercy's appetite has got her into trouble again. When Eugenia Lincoln's pansies go missing, Animal Control Officer Francine Poulet arrives on the scene. But as she soon discovers, not just anyone can think like a pig. Especially when that pig is porcine wonder Mercy Watson! Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52632]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Mercy Watson #5: Mercy Watson Thinks Like a Pig Series: #5 of Mercy Watson Author: Kate DiCamillo Narrator: Ron McLarty Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 23 minutes Release date: June 10, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Can Mercy Watson outwit Animal Control? The porcine wonder’s on the lam in her latest tongue-in-snout adventure! Mercy's appetite has got her into trouble again. When Eugenia Lincoln's pansies go missing, Animal Control Officer Francine Poulet arrives on the scene. But as she soon discovers, not just anyone can think like a pig. Especially when that pig is porcine wonder Mercy Watson! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52578 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52578]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Willoughbys Movie Tie-in Edition Series: #1 of The Willoughbys Author: Lois Lowry Narrator: Arte Johnson Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 56 minutes Release date: April 8, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Now a Netflix animated film starring Will Forte, Maya Rudolph, Alessia Cara, Terry Crews, Martin Short, Jane Krakowski, Séan Cullen, and Ricky Gervais! Convinced they'd be better off raising themselves, the Willoughby children hatch a sneaky plan to send their selfish parents on vacation. The siblings then embark on their own high-flying adventure to find the true meaning of family. The Willoughbys is a turn to the hilarious from the award-winning author of The Giver and Number the Stars that will have children and parents laughing. Lois Lowry Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52578 thebookvoice.com 2:56:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52578]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Willoughbys Movie Tie-in Edition Series: #1 of The Willoughbys Author: Lois Lowry Narrator: Arte Johnson Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 56 minutes Release date: April 8, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Now a Netflix animated film starring Will Forte, Maya Rudolph, Alessia Cara, Terry Crews, Martin Short, Jane Krakowski, Séan Cullen, and Ricky Gervais! Convinced they'd be better off raising themselves, the Willoughby children hatch a sneaky plan to send their selfish parents on vacation. The siblings then embark on their own high-flying adventure to find the true meaning of family. The Willoughbys is a turn to the hilarious from the award-winning author of The Giver and Number the Stars that will have children and parents laughing. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52578]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Willoughbys Movie Tie-in Edition Series: #1 of The Willoughbys Author: Lois Lowry Narrator: Arte Johnson Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 56 minutes Release date: April 8, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Now a Netflix animated film starring Will Forte, Maya Rudolph, Alessia Cara, Terry Crews, Martin Short, Jane Krakowski, Séan Cullen, and Ricky Gervais! Convinced they'd be better off raising themselves, the Willoughby children hatch a sneaky plan to send their selfish parents on vacation. The siblings then embark on their own high-flying adventure to find the true meaning of family. The Willoughbys is a turn to the hilarious from the award-winning author of The Giver and Number the Stars that will have children and parents laughing. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52466 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52466]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: A Year Down Yonder Author: Richard Peck Narrator: Lois Smith Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 24 minutes Release date: March 11, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.31 of Total 13 Ratings of Narrator: 4.5 of Total 8 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Mary Alice and Grandma Dowdel return for more astonishing, laugh-out-loud adventures when fifteen-year-old Mary Alice moves in with her spicy grandmother for the year. Her extended visit is filled with moonlit schemes, romances both foiled and founded, and a whole parade of fools made to suffer in unusual (and always hilarious) ways. Richard Peck Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52466 thebookvoice.com 3:24:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52466]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: A Year Down Yonder Author: Richard Peck Narrator: Lois Smith Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 24 minutes Release date: March 11, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.31 of Total 13 Ratings of Narrator: 4.5 of Total 8 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Mary Alice and Grandma Dowdel return for more astonishing, laugh-out-loud adventures when fifteen-year-old Mary Alice moves in with her spicy grandmother for the year. Her extended visit is filled with moonlit schemes, romances both foiled and founded, and a whole parade of fools made to suffer in unusual (and always hilarious) ways. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52466]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: A Year Down Yonder Author: Richard Peck Narrator: Lois Smith Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 24 minutes Release date: March 11, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.31 of Total 13 Ratings of Narrator: 4.5 of Total 8 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Mary Alice and Grandma Dowdel return for more astonishing, laugh-out-loud adventures when fifteen-year-old Mary Alice moves in with her spicy grandmother for the year. Her extended visit is filled with moonlit schemes, romances both foiled and founded, and a whole parade of fools made to suffer in unusual (and always hilarious) ways. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52462 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52462]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Jack Plank Tells Tales Author: Natalie Babbitt Narrator: John H. Mayer Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 7 minutes Release date: February 12, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 1 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Yes, Jack Plank started out to be a pirate. His shipmates all liked him, and their ship, the Avarice, was certainly very beautiful. But after a while it was clear that he wasn’t much good at plundering. He just didn’t have the knack for it. So what to do? Jack did the only thing he could do—he went ashore to look for another line of work. The town was called Salt-wash, on the coast of the Caribbean Sea, and he had a lot of helpful advice from the people in Mrs. DelFresno’s boardinghouse. Somehow, though, each career he looked into seemed to have something wrong with it. And every night at dinner in the boardinghouse he tried to explain why. For who would want to work where there might be a troll, or the danger of getting a crab caught in your beard? Or what about a music-loving crocodile? There were other things, too, that ran against every suggestion and took the wind out of his sails.  At last, Jack decided he wouldn’t be good at anything onshore and would have to go back to sea, pirate or not. But sometimes, as you probably know already, things work out very nicely when you least expect it. Natalie Babbitt Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52462 thebookvoice.com 2:7:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52462]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Jack Plank Tells Tales Author: Natalie Babbitt Narrator: John H. Mayer Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 7 minutes Release date: February 12, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 1 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Yes, Jack Plank started out to be a pirate. His shipmates all liked him, and their ship, the Avarice, was certainly very beautiful. But after a while it was clear that he wasn’t much good at plundering. He just didn’t have the knack for it. So what to do? Jack did the only thing he could do—he went ashore to look for another line of work. The town was called Salt-wash, on the coast of the Caribbean Sea, and he had a lot of helpful advice from the people in Mrs. DelFresno’s boardinghouse. Somehow, though, each career he looked into seemed to have something wrong with it. And every night at dinner in the boardinghouse he tried to explain why. For who would want to work where there might be a troll, or the danger of getting a crab caught in your beard? Or what about a music-loving crocodile? There were other things, too, that ran against every suggestion and took the wind out of his sails.  At last, Jack decided he wouldn’t be good at anything onshore and would have to go back to sea, pirate or not. But sometimes, as you probably know already, things work out very nicely when you least expect it. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52462]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Jack Plank Tells Tales Author: Natalie Babbitt Narrator: John H. Mayer Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 7 minutes Release date: February 12, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 1 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Yes, Jack Plank started out to be a pirate. His shipmates all liked him, and their ship, the Avarice, was certainly very beautiful. But after a while it was clear that he wasn’t much good at plundering. He just didn’t have the knack for it. So what to do? Jack did the only thing he could do—he went ashore to look for another line of work. The town was called Salt-wash, on the coast of the Caribbean Sea, and he had a lot of helpful advice from the people in Mrs. DelFresno’s boardinghouse. Somehow, though, each career he looked into seemed to have something wrong with it. And every night at dinner in the boardinghouse he tried to explain why. For who would want to work where there might be a troll, or the danger of getting a crab caught in your beard? Or what about a music-loving crocodile? There were other things, too, that ran against every suggestion and took the wind out of his sails.  At last, Jack decided he wouldn’t be good at anything onshore and would have to go back to sea, pirate or not. But sometimes, as you probably know already, things work out very nicely when you least expect it. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52436 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52436]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Stink and the World's Worst Super-Stinky Sneakers (Book #3) Series: #3 of Stink Author: Megan McDonald Narrator: Nancy Cartwright Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 50 minutes Release date: March 11, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 1 Ratings of Narrator: 4 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Follow your nose to a hilarious Stink-fest no kid will want to miss! Stink Moody’s class is going on a field trip to the Gross-Me-Out exhibit at the science museum, and he can’t wait to see the Vomit Machine, the Burp-O-Meter, and the Musical Farts. Best of all, when he gets to the Everybody Stinks exhibit, Stink discovers that his very own nose has amazing sniffing abilities — and he learns that some people have real jobs sniffing stuff for NASA! Soon the junior olfactory wiz is engrossed in toilet water, corpse flowers, and all things smelly, and he and Sophie of the Elves are set to go toe-to-toe in a stinky sneaker contest. Will Stink’s fetid footwear be foul enough to earn him a Golden Clothespin Award? Stink’s loyal fans will be holding their breath for his latest outrageous solo adventure. Megan McDonald Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52436 thebookvoice.com 0:50:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52436]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Stink and the World's Worst Super-Stinky Sneakers (Book #3) Series: #3 of Stink Author: Megan McDonald Narrator: Nancy Cartwright Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 50 minutes Release date: March 11, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 1 Ratings of Narrator: 4 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Follow your nose to a hilarious Stink-fest no kid will want to miss! Stink Moody’s class is going on a field trip to the Gross-Me-Out exhibit at the science museum, and he can’t wait to see the Vomit Machine, the Burp-O-Meter, and the Musical Farts. Best of all, when he gets to the Everybody Stinks exhibit, Stink discovers that his very own nose has amazing sniffing abilities — and he learns that some people have real jobs sniffing stuff for NASA! Soon the junior olfactory wiz is engrossed in toilet water, corpse flowers, and all things smelly, and he and Sophie of the Elves are set to go toe-to-toe in a stinky sneaker contest. Will Stink’s fetid footwear be foul enough to earn him a Golden Clothespin Award? Stink’s loyal fans will be holding their breath for his latest outrageous solo adventure. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52436]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Stink and the World's Worst Super-Stinky Sneakers (Book #3) Series: #3 of Stink Author: Megan McDonald Narrator: Nancy Cartwright Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 50 minutes Release date: March 11, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 1 Ratings of Narrator: 4 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Follow your nose to a hilarious Stink-fest no kid will want to miss! Stink Moody’s class is going on a field trip to the Gross-Me-Out exhibit at the science museum, and he can’t wait to see the Vomit Machine, the Burp-O-Meter, and the Musical Farts. Best of all, when he gets to the Everybody Stinks exhibit, Stink discovers that his very own nose has amazing sniffing abilities — and he learns that some people have real jobs sniffing stuff for NASA! Soon the junior olfactory wiz is engrossed in toilet water, corpse flowers, and all things smelly, and he and Sophie of the Elves are set to go toe-to-toe in a stinky sneaker contest. Will Stink’s fetid footwear be foul enough to earn him a Golden Clothespin Award? Stink’s loyal fans will be holding their breath for his latest outrageous solo adventure. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52362 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52362]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Big One-Oh Author: Dean Pitchford Narrator: Dean Pitchford Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 37 minutes Release date: January 22, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 3 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Charley Maplewood has never been one for parties–that would require friends, which he doesn’t have. But now that he’s turning ten–the big one-oh–he decides to throw a birthday party for himself, complete with a “House of Horrors” theme and a big birthday cake. Of course things don’t work out as Charley plans. In trying to make friends, he ends up inviting the class bully Cougar to come, and that’s before he ruins the cake and burns down the garage. By the time of the big day, Charley’s home really is a house of horrors. Will Charley be able to pull it together before the big one-oh becomes the big OH-NO!?  From start to finish, The Big One-Oh is a laugh-out-loud riot, and any listener will relate to the pressures Charley faces both at school and at home in planning his special day. So put on your party hat and celebrate The Big One-Oh today! Dean Pitchford Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52362 thebookvoice.com 4:37:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52362]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Big One-Oh Author: Dean Pitchford Narrator: Dean Pitchford Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 37 minutes Release date: January 22, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 3 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Charley Maplewood has never been one for parties–that would require friends, which he doesn’t have. But now that he’s turning ten–the big one-oh–he decides to throw a birthday party for himself, complete with a “House of Horrors” theme and a big birthday cake. Of course things don’t work out as Charley plans. In trying to make friends, he ends up inviting the class bully Cougar to come, and that’s before he ruins the cake and burns down the garage. By the time of the big day, Charley’s home really is a house of horrors. Will Charley be able to pull it together before the big one-oh becomes the big OH-NO!?  From start to finish, The Big One-Oh is a laugh-out-loud riot, and any listener will relate to the pressures Charley faces both at school and at home in planning his special day. So put on your party hat and celebrate The Big One-Oh today! Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/52362]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Big One-Oh Author: Dean Pitchford Narrator: Dean Pitchford Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 37 minutes Release date: January 22, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 3 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Charley Maplewood has never been one for parties–that would require friends, which he doesn’t have. But now that he’s turning ten–the big one-oh–he decides to throw a birthday party for himself, complete with a “House of Horrors” theme and a big birthday cake. Of course things don’t work out as Charley plans. In trying to make friends, he ends up inviting the class bully Cougar to come, and that’s before he ruins the cake and burns down the garage. By the time of the big day, Charley’s home really is a house of horrors. Will Charley be able to pull it together before the big one-oh becomes the big OH-NO!?  From start to finish, The Big One-Oh is a laugh-out-loud riot, and any listener will relate to the pressures Charley faces both at school and at home in planning his special day. So put on your party hat and celebrate The Big One-Oh today! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/51600 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/51600]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Septimus Heap, Book Four: Queste Series: #4 of Septimus Heap Author: Angie Sage Narrator: Gerard Doyle Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 14 hours 8 minutes Release date: April 22, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.4 of Total 20 Ratings of Narrator: 4.83 of Total 6 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: There's trouble at the Castle, and it's all because Merrin Meredith has returned with Darke plans for Septimus. More trouble awaits Septimus and Jenna in the form of Tertius Fume, the ghost of the very first Chief Hermetic Scribe, who is determined to send Septimus on a deadly Queste. But Septimus and Jenna have other plans—they are headed for the mysterious House of Foryx, a place where all Time meets and the place where they fervently hope they will be able to find Nicko and Snorri, who were trapped back in time in physik. But how will Septimus escape the Queste? Queste, like all the books in the Septimus Heap series, is filled with nonstop action, humor, and fantastical adventure as Septimus continues his journey of Magykal self-discovery. Angie Sage Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/51600 thebookvoice.com 14:8:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/51600]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Septimus Heap, Book Four: Queste Series: #4 of Septimus Heap Author: Angie Sage Narrator: Gerard Doyle Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 14 hours 8 minutes Release date: April 22, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.4 of Total 20 Ratings of Narrator: 4.83 of Total 6 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: There's trouble at the Castle, and it's all because Merrin Meredith has returned with Darke plans for Septimus. More trouble awaits Septimus and Jenna in the form of Tertius Fume, the ghost of the very first Chief Hermetic Scribe, who is determined to send Septimus on a deadly Queste. But Septimus and Jenna have other plans—they are headed for the mysterious House of Foryx, a place where all Time meets and the place where they fervently hope they will be able to find Nicko and Snorri, who were trapped back in time in physik. But how will Septimus escape the Queste? Queste, like all the books in the Septimus Heap series, is filled with nonstop action, humor, and fantastical adventure as Septimus continues his journey of Magykal self-discovery. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/51600]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Septimus Heap, Book Four: Queste Series: #4 of Septimus Heap Author: Angie Sage Narrator: Gerard Doyle Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 14 hours 8 minutes Release date: April 22, 2008 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.4 of Total 20 Ratings of Narrator: 4.83 of Total 6 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: There's trouble at the Castle, and it's all because Merrin Meredith has returned with Darke plans for Septimus. More trouble awaits Septimus and Jenna in the form of Tertius Fume, the ghost of the very first Chief Hermetic Scribe, who is determined to send Septimus on a deadly Queste. But Septimus and Jenna have other plans—they are headed for the mysterious House of Foryx, a place where all Time meets and the place where they fervently hope they will be able to find Nicko and Snorri, who were trapped back in time in physik. But how will Septimus escape the Queste? Queste, like all the books in the Septimus Heap series, is filled with nonstop action, humor, and fantastical adventure as Septimus continues his journey of Magykal self-discovery. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/47380 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/47380]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great Author: Judy Blume Narrator: Judy Blume Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 45 minutes Release date: August 28, 2007 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.75 of Total 16 Ratings of Narrator: 4.43 of Total 7 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Sheila Tubman sometimes wonders who she really is: the outgoing, witty, and capable Sheila the Great, or the secret Sheila, who's afraid of the dark, spiders, swimming, and dogs. When her family spends the summer in Tarrytown, Sheila has to face some of her worst fears. Not only does a dog come with the rented house, but her parents expect Sheila to take swimming lessons! Sheila does her best to pretend she's an expert at everything, but she knows she isn't fooling her new best friend, Mouse Ellis, who happens to be a crackerjack swimmer and a dog lover. What will it take for Sheila to admit to the Tarrytown kids -- and to herself -- that she's only human? Judy Blume Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/47380 thebookvoice.com 2:45:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/47380]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great Author: Judy Blume Narrator: Judy Blume Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 45 minutes Release date: August 28, 2007 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.75 of Total 16 Ratings of Narrator: 4.43 of Total 7 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Sheila Tubman sometimes wonders who she really is: the outgoing, witty, and capable Sheila the Great, or the secret Sheila, who's afraid of the dark, spiders, swimming, and dogs. When her family spends the summer in Tarrytown, Sheila has to face some of her worst fears. Not only does a dog come with the rented house, but her parents expect Sheila to take swimming lessons! Sheila does her best to pretend she's an expert at everything, but she knows she isn't fooling her new best friend, Mouse Ellis, who happens to be a crackerjack swimmer and a dog lover. What will it take for Sheila to admit to the Tarrytown kids -- and to herself -- that she's only human? Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/47380]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great Author: Judy Blume Narrator: Judy Blume Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 45 minutes Release date: August 28, 2007 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.75 of Total 16 Ratings of Narrator: 4.43 of Total 7 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Sheila Tubman sometimes wonders who she really is: the outgoing, witty, and capable Sheila the Great, or the secret Sheila, who's afraid of the dark, spiders, swimming, and dogs. When her family spends the summer in Tarrytown, Sheila has to face some of her worst fears. Not only does a dog come with the rented house, but her parents expect Sheila to take swimming lessons! Sheila does her best to pretend she's an expert at everything, but she knows she isn't fooling her new best friend, Mouse Ellis, who happens to be a crackerjack swimmer and a dog lover. What will it take for Sheila to admit to the Tarrytown kids -- and to herself -- that she's only human? https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/47364 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/47364]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Soupy Saturdays with the Pain and the Great One Author: Judy Blume Narrator: Kathleen Mcinerney, Judy Blume Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 17 minutes Release date: August 28, 2007 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 1 Ratings of Narrator: 3 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: MEET THE PAIN My sister's name is Abigail. I call her The Great One because she thinks she's so great. Who cares if she's in third grade and I'm just in first? MEET THE GREAT ONE My brother's name is Jacob Edward, but everyone calls him Jake. Everyone but me. I call him The Pain because that's what he is. He's a first-grade pain. I'll always know exactly what he's thinking. That's just the way it is. These seven warm-hearted stories will give young listeners a peek at how a brother and sister relate to each other. Judy Blume Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/47364 thebookvoice.com 1:17:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/47364]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Soupy Saturdays with the Pain and the Great One Author: Judy Blume Narrator: Kathleen Mcinerney, Judy Blume Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 17 minutes Release date: August 28, 2007 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 1 Ratings of Narrator: 3 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: MEET THE PAIN My sister's name is Abigail. I call her The Great One because she thinks she's so great. Who cares if she's in third grade and I'm just in first? MEET THE GREAT ONE My brother's name is Jacob Edward, but everyone calls him Jake. Everyone but me. I call him The Pain because that's what he is. He's a first-grade pain. I'll always know exactly what he's thinking. That's just the way it is. These seven warm-hearted stories will give young listeners a peek at how a brother and sister relate to each other. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/47364]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Soupy Saturdays with the Pain and the Great One Author: Judy Blume Narrator: Kathleen Mcinerney, Judy Blume Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 17 minutes Release date: August 28, 2007 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 1 Ratings of Narrator: 3 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: MEET THE PAIN My sister's name is Abigail. I call her The Great One because she thinks she's so great. Who cares if she's in third grade and I'm just in first? MEET THE GREAT ONE My brother's name is Jacob Edward, but everyone calls him Jake. Everyone but me. I call him The Pain because that's what he is. He's a first-grade pain. I'll always know exactly what he's thinking. That's just the way it is. These seven warm-hearted stories will give young listeners a peek at how a brother and sister relate to each other. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/47037 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/47037]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: I am Not Joey Pigza Series: #4 of Joey Pigza Author: Jack Gantos Narrator: Jack Gantos Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 46 minutes Release date: July 24, 2007 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 3 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: “I’m a brand-new man with a brand-new plan.” Joey Pigza is knocked for a loop when his good-for-nothing dad shows up on his doorstep as a recycled person. After a lucky lotto win, Carter Pigza truly believes he’s somebody else. He’s even renamed himself Charles Heinz–and he insists that Joey and his mother join his happy Heinz family plan. “My head felt like it was full of bees, and they were busy in ways that were bad for me.” Joey has little choice but to embrace a head-spinning series of changes, which include having to leave school to help out at the beat-up roadside diner his dad has purchased. But Joey is afraid that in going with the flow he will go over the falls and end up in a place far away from who he really is. In this seriously comic new novel, Jack Gantos pushes his acclaimed hero into entirely new territory, where he wrestles with issues of identity and forgiveness, and teaches himself how to triple-flip a turkey burger while shouting out his new favorite phrase . . . “Do you want fries with that?” Jack Gantos Tue, 24 Jul 2007 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/47037 thebookvoice.com 4:46:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/47037]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: I am Not Joey Pigza Series: #4 of Joey Pigza Author: Jack Gantos Narrator: Jack Gantos Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 46 minutes Release date: July 24, 2007 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 3 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: “I’m a brand-new man with a brand-new plan.” Joey Pigza is knocked for a loop when his good-for-nothing dad shows up on his doorstep as a recycled person. After a lucky lotto win, Carter Pigza truly believes he’s somebody else. He’s even renamed himself Charles Heinz–and he insists that Joey and his mother join his happy Heinz family plan. “My head felt like it was full of bees, and they were busy in ways that were bad for me.” Joey has little choice but to embrace a head-spinning series of changes, which include having to leave school to help out at the beat-up roadside diner his dad has purchased. But Joey is afraid that in going with the flow he will go over the falls and end up in a place far away from who he really is. In this seriously comic new novel, Jack Gantos pushes his acclaimed hero into entirely new territory, where he wrestles with issues of identity and forgiveness, and teaches himself how to triple-flip a turkey burger while shouting out his new favorite phrase . . . “Do you want fries with that?” Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/47037]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: I am Not Joey Pigza Series: #4 of Joey Pigza Author: Jack Gantos Narrator: Jack Gantos Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 46 minutes Release date: July 24, 2007 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 3 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: “I’m a brand-new man with a brand-new plan.” Joey Pigza is knocked for a loop when his good-for-nothing dad shows up on his doorstep as a recycled person. After a lucky lotto win, Carter Pigza truly believes he’s somebody else. He’s even renamed himself Charles Heinz–and he insists that Joey and his mother join his happy Heinz family plan. “My head felt like it was full of bees, and they were busy in ways that were bad for me.” Joey has little choice but to embrace a head-spinning series of changes, which include having to leave school to help out at the beat-up roadside diner his dad has purchased. But Joey is afraid that in going with the flow he will go over the falls and end up in a place far away from who he really is. In this seriously comic new novel, Jack Gantos pushes his acclaimed hero into entirely new territory, where he wrestles with issues of identity and forgiveness, and teaches himself how to triple-flip a turkey burger while shouting out his new favorite phrase . . . “Do you want fries with that?” https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/45952 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/45952]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Best School Year Ever Series: Part of The Best Ever Author: Barbara Robinson Narrator: Elaine Stritch Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 10 minutes Release date: July 12, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 6 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Buckle up for a wild ride involving a missing gerbil, a crazy cat, and a tattooed baby that will have readers of all ages laughing! This hilarious novel stars the Herdmans, the worst kids in the world, who made their first appearance in author Barbara Robinson's classic The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. In The Best School Year Ever, Imogene, Claude, Ralph, Leroy, Ollie, and Gladys Herdman haven’t changed a bit. They still set things on fire and knock the other kids black and blue. One day the teachers ask all the students to think of compliments for their classmates, and Beth Bradley picks Imogene Herdman’s name. At first, Beth can’t think of anything good, but soon she begins to see Imogene in a new light. Maybe behind all of the outrageous pranks, there is something good about the Herdmans? Barbara Robinson Tue, 12 Jul 2005 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/45952 thebookvoice.com 2:10:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/45952]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Best School Year Ever Series: Part of The Best Ever Author: Barbara Robinson Narrator: Elaine Stritch Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 10 minutes Release date: July 12, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 6 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Buckle up for a wild ride involving a missing gerbil, a crazy cat, and a tattooed baby that will have readers of all ages laughing! This hilarious novel stars the Herdmans, the worst kids in the world, who made their first appearance in author Barbara Robinson's classic The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. In The Best School Year Ever, Imogene, Claude, Ralph, Leroy, Ollie, and Gladys Herdman haven’t changed a bit. They still set things on fire and knock the other kids black and blue. One day the teachers ask all the students to think of compliments for their classmates, and Beth Bradley picks Imogene Herdman’s name. At first, Beth can’t think of anything good, but soon she begins to see Imogene in a new light. Maybe behind all of the outrageous pranks, there is something good about the Herdmans? Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/45952]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Best School Year Ever Series: Part of The Best Ever Author: Barbara Robinson Narrator: Elaine Stritch Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 10 minutes Release date: July 12, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 6 Ratings of Narrator: 5 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Buckle up for a wild ride involving a missing gerbil, a crazy cat, and a tattooed baby that will have readers of all ages laughing! This hilarious novel stars the Herdmans, the worst kids in the world, who made their first appearance in author Barbara Robinson's classic The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. In The Best School Year Ever, Imogene, Claude, Ralph, Leroy, Ollie, and Gladys Herdman haven’t changed a bit. They still set things on fire and knock the other kids black and blue. One day the teachers ask all the students to think of compliments for their classmates, and Beth Bradley picks Imogene Herdman’s name. At first, Beth can’t think of anything good, but soon she begins to see Imogene in a new light. Maybe behind all of the outrageous pranks, there is something good about the Herdmans? https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/45100 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/45100]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: A Series of Unfortunate Events #13: The End Series: #13 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Tim Curry Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 5 hours 51 minutes Release date: October 13, 2006 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.83 of Total 24 Ratings of Narrator: 4.73 of Total 11 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Like an off-key violin concert, the Roman Empire, or food poisoning, all things must come to an end. Thankfully, this includes A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. The thirteenth and final installment in the groundbreaking series will answer readers' most burning questions: Will Count Olaf prevail? Will the Baudelaires survive? Will the series end happily? If there's nothing out there, what was that noise? Then again, why trouble yourself with unfortunate resolutions? Avoid the thirteenth and final book of Lemony Snicket's international bestselling series and you'll never have to know what happens. Lemony Snicket Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/45100 thebookvoice.com 5:51:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/45100]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: A Series of Unfortunate Events #13: The End Series: #13 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Tim Curry Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 5 hours 51 minutes Release date: October 13, 2006 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.83 of Total 24 Ratings of Narrator: 4.73 of Total 11 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Like an off-key violin concert, the Roman Empire, or food poisoning, all things must come to an end. Thankfully, this includes A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. The thirteenth and final installment in the groundbreaking series will answer readers' most burning questions: Will Count Olaf prevail? Will the Baudelaires survive? Will the series end happily? If there's nothing out there, what was that noise? Then again, why trouble yourself with unfortunate resolutions? Avoid the thirteenth and final book of Lemony Snicket's international bestselling series and you'll never have to know what happens. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/45100]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: A Series of Unfortunate Events #13: The End Series: #13 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Tim Curry Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 5 hours 51 minutes Release date: October 13, 2006 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.83 of Total 24 Ratings of Narrator: 4.73 of Total 11 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Like an off-key violin concert, the Roman Empire, or food poisoning, all things must come to an end. Thankfully, this includes A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. The thirteenth and final installment in the groundbreaking series will answer readers' most burning questions: Will Count Olaf prevail? Will the Baudelaires survive? Will the series end happily? If there's nothing out there, what was that noise? Then again, why trouble yourself with unfortunate resolutions? Avoid the thirteenth and final book of Lemony Snicket's international bestselling series and you'll never have to know what happens. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/34296 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/34296]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Ribsy Series: #6 of Henry Huggins Author: Beverly Cleary Narrator: Neil Patrick Harris Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 53 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.31 of Total 16 Ratings of Narrator: 4.71 of Total 7 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Newbery Medal-winning author Beverly Cleary gives Henry's dog, Ribsy, center stage in this dog's eye view of the adventure of a lifetime. This classic story about a dog and his boy is as fresh and funny as ever!  Good ol' Ribsy's ever-curious mind has always gotten him into trouble, but this time he may have gone too far. After a comical turn of events, Ribsy finds himself in the wrong station wagon with the wrong children. Ribsy will do anything to find Henry, but there's plenty of excitement to be had along the way—and scoring a touchdown for a local high school team is only part of the fun! For kids looking for a fast, funny dog story, Ribsy is a winner. This timeless favorite works well for independent reading. Beverly Cleary Tue, 21 Sep 2004 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/34296 thebookvoice.com 2:53:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/34296]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Ribsy Series: #6 of Henry Huggins Author: Beverly Cleary Narrator: Neil Patrick Harris Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 53 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.31 of Total 16 Ratings of Narrator: 4.71 of Total 7 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Newbery Medal-winning author Beverly Cleary gives Henry's dog, Ribsy, center stage in this dog's eye view of the adventure of a lifetime. This classic story about a dog and his boy is as fresh and funny as ever!  Good ol' Ribsy's ever-curious mind has always gotten him into trouble, but this time he may have gone too far. After a comical turn of events, Ribsy finds himself in the wrong station wagon with the wrong children. Ribsy will do anything to find Henry, but there's plenty of excitement to be had along the way—and scoring a touchdown for a local high school team is only part of the fun! For kids looking for a fast, funny dog story, Ribsy is a winner. This timeless favorite works well for independent reading. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/34296]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Ribsy Series: #6 of Henry Huggins Author: Beverly Cleary Narrator: Neil Patrick Harris Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 53 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.31 of Total 16 Ratings of Narrator: 4.71 of Total 7 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Newbery Medal-winning author Beverly Cleary gives Henry's dog, Ribsy, center stage in this dog's eye view of the adventure of a lifetime. This classic story about a dog and his boy is as fresh and funny as ever!  Good ol' Ribsy's ever-curious mind has always gotten him into trouble, but this time he may have gone too far. After a comical turn of events, Ribsy finds himself in the wrong station wagon with the wrong children. Ribsy will do anything to find Henry, but there's plenty of excitement to be had along the way—and scoring a touchdown for a local high school team is only part of the fun! For kids looking for a fast, funny dog story, Ribsy is a winner. This timeless favorite works well for independent reading. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33084 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33084]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Molly Moon's Hypnotic Time Travel Adventure Series: #3 of Molly Moon Author: Georgia Byng Narrator: Clare Higgins Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 8 hours 55 minutes Release date: August 16, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 4 Ratings of Narrator: 3.5 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Molly Moon returns ... and bumps into earlier versions of herself -- four of them, to be exact -- all kidnapped and transported back in time to nineteenth-century India by Molly's most fearsome nemesis yet, an insane maharaja. Molly foiled his plans once already, by stopping Primo Cell from becoming President of the United States. This time around, the maharaja is determined to alter the course of history. The only thing standing in his way is Molly and her brave pug, Petula ... Performed by Clare Higgins Georgia Byng Tue, 16 Aug 2005 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33084 thebookvoice.com 8:55:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33084]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Molly Moon's Hypnotic Time Travel Adventure Series: #3 of Molly Moon Author: Georgia Byng Narrator: Clare Higgins Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 8 hours 55 minutes Release date: August 16, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 4 Ratings of Narrator: 3.5 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Molly Moon returns ... and bumps into earlier versions of herself -- four of them, to be exact -- all kidnapped and transported back in time to nineteenth-century India by Molly's most fearsome nemesis yet, an insane maharaja. Molly foiled his plans once already, by stopping Primo Cell from becoming President of the United States. This time around, the maharaja is determined to alter the course of history. The only thing standing in his way is Molly and her brave pug, Petula ... Performed by Clare Higgins Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33084]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Molly Moon's Hypnotic Time Travel Adventure Series: #3 of Molly Moon Author: Georgia Byng Narrator: Clare Higgins Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 8 hours 55 minutes Release date: August 16, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4 of Total 4 Ratings of Narrator: 3.5 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Molly Moon returns ... and bumps into earlier versions of herself -- four of them, to be exact -- all kidnapped and transported back in time to nineteenth-century India by Molly's most fearsome nemesis yet, an insane maharaja. Molly foiled his plans once already, by stopping Primo Cell from becoming President of the United States. This time around, the maharaja is determined to alter the course of history. The only thing standing in his way is Molly and her brave pug, Petula ... Performed by Clare Higgins https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33964 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33964]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Jack Prelutsky Holiday Audio Collection Author: Jack Prelutsky Narrator: Jack Prelutsky Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 36 minutes Release date: November 21, 2006 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: The poet laureate of the preposterous, Jack Prelutsky, takes on the wonder and absurdity of the holidays in this collection of his poetry. From the romance of Valentine's Day to the thrills of Halloween, from the stuffing (and over-stuffing) of Thanksgiving to the joy of Christmas, Jack captures these milestones of childhood with delightfully silly poems. Audio includes: It's Halloween: poems to spice up the holiday that ghouls and ghosts love most It's Thanksgiving: Thanksgiving poems good every day of the year It's Christmas: a celebration of the ups and downs of the season It's Valentine's Day: a delectable and ingenious collection of Valentine poems Jack Prelutsky Tue, 21 Nov 2006 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33964 thebookvoice.com 0:36:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33964]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Jack Prelutsky Holiday Audio Collection Author: Jack Prelutsky Narrator: Jack Prelutsky Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 36 minutes Release date: November 21, 2006 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: The poet laureate of the preposterous, Jack Prelutsky, takes on the wonder and absurdity of the holidays in this collection of his poetry. From the romance of Valentine's Day to the thrills of Halloween, from the stuffing (and over-stuffing) of Thanksgiving to the joy of Christmas, Jack captures these milestones of childhood with delightfully silly poems. Audio includes: It's Halloween: poems to spice up the holiday that ghouls and ghosts love most It's Thanksgiving: Thanksgiving poems good every day of the year It's Christmas: a celebration of the ups and downs of the season It's Valentine's Day: a delectable and ingenious collection of Valentine poems Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33964]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Jack Prelutsky Holiday Audio Collection Author: Jack Prelutsky Narrator: Jack Prelutsky Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 0 hours 36 minutes Release date: November 21, 2006 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: The poet laureate of the preposterous, Jack Prelutsky, takes on the wonder and absurdity of the holidays in this collection of his poetry. From the romance of Valentine's Day to the thrills of Halloween, from the stuffing (and over-stuffing) of Thanksgiving to the joy of Christmas, Jack captures these milestones of childhood with delightfully silly poems. Audio includes: It's Halloween: poems to spice up the holiday that ghouls and ghosts love most It's Thanksgiving: Thanksgiving poems good every day of the year It's Christmas: a celebration of the ups and downs of the season It's Valentine's Day: a delectable and ingenious collection of Valentine poems https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33968 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33968]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Leon and the Champion Chip Author: Allen Kurzweil Narrator: Matt Labyorteaux Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 7 hours 29 minutes Release date: September 20, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Leon's back. Having survived the sweatshop methods of Miss Hagmeyer, his needle-wielding fourth grade teacher at the Classical School, Leon braces himself for fifth grade. He arrives armed with a backpack full of pens and pencils, binders and notebooks . . . plus a rag doll that's the spitting image of Henry Lumpkin, the bully who has Leon in his sights. If the doll works the way it's supposed to, Leon (and his buddies P.W. and Lily-Matisse) won't have to worry about Lumpkin the Pumpkin! Better still, Leon has a fabulous new teacher, Mr. Sparks, who conducts science experiments using that most miraculous of research materials -- the potato chip. And a good thing, too. Mr. Sparks's lab work will come in handy when Leon is forced to take on Alphonse ''The Chippopotamus'' Cipollini at the annual Chipapalooza! Chip-Off. Once you've sunk your teeth into Leon and the Champion Chip, the hilarious sequel to Leon and the Spitting Image, you'll never eat potato chips the same way again! Allen Kurzweil Tue, 20 Sep 2005 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33968 thebookvoice.com 7:29:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33968]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Leon and the Champion Chip Author: Allen Kurzweil Narrator: Matt Labyorteaux Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 7 hours 29 minutes Release date: September 20, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Leon's back. Having survived the sweatshop methods of Miss Hagmeyer, his needle-wielding fourth grade teacher at the Classical School, Leon braces himself for fifth grade. He arrives armed with a backpack full of pens and pencils, binders and notebooks . . . plus a rag doll that's the spitting image of Henry Lumpkin, the bully who has Leon in his sights. If the doll works the way it's supposed to, Leon (and his buddies P.W. and Lily-Matisse) won't have to worry about Lumpkin the Pumpkin! Better still, Leon has a fabulous new teacher, Mr. Sparks, who conducts science experiments using that most miraculous of research materials -- the potato chip. And a good thing, too. Mr. Sparks's lab work will come in handy when Leon is forced to take on Alphonse ''The Chippopotamus'' Cipollini at the annual Chipapalooza! Chip-Off. Once you've sunk your teeth into Leon and the Champion Chip, the hilarious sequel to Leon and the Spitting Image, you'll never eat potato chips the same way again! Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33968]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Leon and the Champion Chip Author: Allen Kurzweil Narrator: Matt Labyorteaux Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 7 hours 29 minutes Release date: September 20, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 5 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Leon's back. Having survived the sweatshop methods of Miss Hagmeyer, his needle-wielding fourth grade teacher at the Classical School, Leon braces himself for fifth grade. He arrives armed with a backpack full of pens and pencils, binders and notebooks . . . plus a rag doll that's the spitting image of Henry Lumpkin, the bully who has Leon in his sights. If the doll works the way it's supposed to, Leon (and his buddies P.W. and Lily-Matisse) won't have to worry about Lumpkin the Pumpkin! Better still, Leon has a fabulous new teacher, Mr. Sparks, who conducts science experiments using that most miraculous of research materials -- the potato chip. And a good thing, too. Mr. Sparks's lab work will come in handy when Leon is forced to take on Alphonse ''The Chippopotamus'' Cipollini at the annual Chipapalooza! Chip-Off. Once you've sunk your teeth into Leon and the Champion Chip, the hilarious sequel to Leon and the Spitting Image, you'll never eat potato chips the same way again! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33067 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33067]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Leon and the Spitting Image Author: Allen Kurzweil Narrator: Mark Linn-Baker Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 6 hours 16 minutes Release date: May 10, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.75 of Total 4 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Leon and the Spitting Image is about a hotel full of animals. It's about an evil ice maker. It's about glass eyeballs and human catapults. It's about really old panty hose and Possibly Fake Hair. But mostly it's about Leon Zeisel and his epic quest to survive fourth grade. What's stopping him? Two things. First, there's Miss Hagmeyer. She's a supernaturally strict teacher with ears that resemble giant rotting mushrooms. And then there is Leon's archenemy, Lumpkin the Pumpkin, a human tank with a deadly dodgeball throw known to all as the sidewinder. Luckily, Leon has two friends, Lily-Matisse and P.W., who will stand by him no matter what -- even if his magical, mysterious plans for rescue and revenge involve . . . SPIT! Allen Kurzweil Tue, 10 May 2005 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33067 thebookvoice.com 6:16:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33067]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Leon and the Spitting Image Author: Allen Kurzweil Narrator: Mark Linn-Baker Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 6 hours 16 minutes Release date: May 10, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.75 of Total 4 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Leon and the Spitting Image is about a hotel full of animals. It's about an evil ice maker. It's about glass eyeballs and human catapults. It's about really old panty hose and Possibly Fake Hair. But mostly it's about Leon Zeisel and his epic quest to survive fourth grade. What's stopping him? Two things. First, there's Miss Hagmeyer. She's a supernaturally strict teacher with ears that resemble giant rotting mushrooms. And then there is Leon's archenemy, Lumpkin the Pumpkin, a human tank with a deadly dodgeball throw known to all as the sidewinder. Luckily, Leon has two friends, Lily-Matisse and P.W., who will stand by him no matter what -- even if his magical, mysterious plans for rescue and revenge involve . . . SPIT! Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33067]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Leon and the Spitting Image Author: Allen Kurzweil Narrator: Mark Linn-Baker Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 6 hours 16 minutes Release date: May 10, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.75 of Total 4 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Leon and the Spitting Image is about a hotel full of animals. It's about an evil ice maker. It's about glass eyeballs and human catapults. It's about really old panty hose and Possibly Fake Hair. But mostly it's about Leon Zeisel and his epic quest to survive fourth grade. What's stopping him? Two things. First, there's Miss Hagmeyer. She's a supernaturally strict teacher with ears that resemble giant rotting mushrooms. And then there is Leon's archenemy, Lumpkin the Pumpkin, a human tank with a deadly dodgeball throw known to all as the sidewinder. Luckily, Leon has two friends, Lily-Matisse and P.W., who will stand by him no matter what -- even if his magical, mysterious plans for rescue and revenge involve . . . SPIT! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33074 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33074]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Rotten School #1 and #2 Author: R.L. Stine Narrator: Michael McKean Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 19 minutes Release date: June 28, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Master of horror R.L. Stine returns to his comedy roots in this laugh-out-loud, rotten-to-the-core, wildly popular chapter book series about the crazy antics at Rotten School! Bernie Bridges, the most popular fourth grader at Rotten School, has got it made with loyal friends, a girlfriend (even if she pretends she’s not), and even a heated waterbed! But what Bernie doesn’t have is a solid-gold digital watch with forty-two functions like his archrival Sherman Oaks. But Bernie has a plan to get it. Bernie always has a plan! It’s time for a blueberry pie eating contest. Winner takes all! R.L. Stine Tue, 28 Jun 2005 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33074 thebookvoice.com 2:19:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33074]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Rotten School #1 and #2 Author: R.L. Stine Narrator: Michael McKean Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 19 minutes Release date: June 28, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Master of horror R.L. Stine returns to his comedy roots in this laugh-out-loud, rotten-to-the-core, wildly popular chapter book series about the crazy antics at Rotten School! Bernie Bridges, the most popular fourth grader at Rotten School, has got it made with loyal friends, a girlfriend (even if she pretends she’s not), and even a heated waterbed! But what Bernie doesn’t have is a solid-gold digital watch with forty-two functions like his archrival Sherman Oaks. But Bernie has a plan to get it. Bernie always has a plan! It’s time for a blueberry pie eating contest. Winner takes all! Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33074]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Rotten School #1 and #2 Author: R.L. Stine Narrator: Michael McKean Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 19 minutes Release date: June 28, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Master of horror R.L. Stine returns to his comedy roots in this laugh-out-loud, rotten-to-the-core, wildly popular chapter book series about the crazy antics at Rotten School! Bernie Bridges, the most popular fourth grader at Rotten School, has got it made with loyal friends, a girlfriend (even if she pretends she’s not), and even a heated waterbed! But what Bernie doesn’t have is a solid-gold digital watch with forty-two functions like his archrival Sherman Oaks. But Bernie has a plan to get it. Bernie always has a plan! It’s time for a blueberry pie eating contest. Winner takes all! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33039 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33039]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Septimus Heap, Book One: Magyk Series: #1 of Septimus Heap Author: Angie Sage Narrator: Allan Corduner Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 12 hours 10 minutes Release date: March 15, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.42 of Total 99 Ratings of Narrator: 4.68 of Total 19 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: The first book in the internationally bestselling Septimus Heap series by Angie Sage, featuring the funny and fantastic adventures of a wizard apprentice and his quest to become an ExtraOrdinary Wizard. New York Times Bestselling Series “A deliciously spellbinding series opener.” —Kirkus Reviews (starred review) “Fun, mystery, and rollicking characters.” —VOYA (starred review) “Fluent, charismatic storytelling.” —ALA Booklist Septimus Heap, the seventh son of the seventh son, disappears the night he is born, pronounced dead by the midwife. That same night, the baby's father, Silas Heap, comes across an abandoned child in the snow—a newborn girl with violet eyes. Who is this mysterious baby girl, and what really happened to the Heaps' beloved son Septimus? The first book in this enthralling series by Angie Sage leads readers on a fantastic journey filled with quirky characters and Magykal charms, potions, and spells. Magyk is the original story of lost and rediscovered identities, rich with humor and heart. Angie Sage Tue, 15 Mar 2005 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33039 thebookvoice.com 12:10:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33039]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Septimus Heap, Book One: Magyk Series: #1 of Septimus Heap Author: Angie Sage Narrator: Allan Corduner Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 12 hours 10 minutes Release date: March 15, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.42 of Total 99 Ratings of Narrator: 4.68 of Total 19 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: The first book in the internationally bestselling Septimus Heap series by Angie Sage, featuring the funny and fantastic adventures of a wizard apprentice and his quest to become an ExtraOrdinary Wizard. New York Times Bestselling Series “A deliciously spellbinding series opener.” —Kirkus Reviews (starred review) “Fun, mystery, and rollicking characters.” —VOYA (starred review) “Fluent, charismatic storytelling.” —ALA Booklist Septimus Heap, the seventh son of the seventh son, disappears the night he is born, pronounced dead by the midwife. That same night, the baby's father, Silas Heap, comes across an abandoned child in the snow—a newborn girl with violet eyes. Who is this mysterious baby girl, and what really happened to the Heaps' beloved son Septimus? The first book in this enthralling series by Angie Sage leads readers on a fantastic journey filled with quirky characters and Magykal charms, potions, and spells. Magyk is the original story of lost and rediscovered identities, rich with humor and heart. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33039]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Septimus Heap, Book One: Magyk Series: #1 of Septimus Heap Author: Angie Sage Narrator: Allan Corduner Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 12 hours 10 minutes Release date: March 15, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.42 of Total 99 Ratings of Narrator: 4.68 of Total 19 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: The first book in the internationally bestselling Septimus Heap series by Angie Sage, featuring the funny and fantastic adventures of a wizard apprentice and his quest to become an ExtraOrdinary Wizard. New York Times Bestselling Series “A deliciously spellbinding series opener.” —Kirkus Reviews (starred review) “Fun, mystery, and rollicking characters.” —VOYA (starred review) “Fluent, charismatic storytelling.” —ALA Booklist Septimus Heap, the seventh son of the seventh son, disappears the night he is born, pronounced dead by the midwife. That same night, the baby's father, Silas Heap, comes across an abandoned child in the snow—a newborn girl with violet eyes. Who is this mysterious baby girl, and what really happened to the Heaps' beloved son Septimus? The first book in this enthralling series by Angie Sage leads readers on a fantastic journey filled with quirky characters and Magykal charms, potions, and spells. Magyk is the original story of lost and rediscovered identities, rich with humor and heart. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32994 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32994]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Amelia Bedelia Audio Collection Author: Peggy Parish Narrator: Suzanne Toren Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 8 minutes Release date: August 30, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.38 of Total 26 Ratings of Narrator: 2 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Five of the most popular Amelia Bedelia books on one compact disc! Amelia Bedelia is the world's most literal-minded housekeeper, who causes quite a ruckus whenever she's given a chance. In Amelia Bedelia and the Surprise Shower, she arrives with a garden hose and the party is turned into an uproarious mess. In Play Ball, Amelia Bedelia, her literal-mindedness adds a new dimension to the game of baseball, and Thank You, Amelia Bedelia features Amelia Bedelia ''pairing'' the vegetables and separating the eggs. In Come Back, Amelia Bedelia, Amelia Bedelia tries her hand at a variety of new jobs after Mrs. Rogers fires her for her muddles. Collection includes: Amelia Bedelia Amelia Bedelia and the Surprise Shower Play Ball, Amelia Bedelia Thank You, Amelia Bedelia Come Back, Amelia Bedelia Peggy Parish Tue, 30 Aug 2005 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32994 thebookvoice.com 1:8:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32994]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Amelia Bedelia Audio Collection Author: Peggy Parish Narrator: Suzanne Toren Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 8 minutes Release date: August 30, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.38 of Total 26 Ratings of Narrator: 2 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Five of the most popular Amelia Bedelia books on one compact disc! Amelia Bedelia is the world's most literal-minded housekeeper, who causes quite a ruckus whenever she's given a chance. In Amelia Bedelia and the Surprise Shower, she arrives with a garden hose and the party is turned into an uproarious mess. In Play Ball, Amelia Bedelia, her literal-mindedness adds a new dimension to the game of baseball, and Thank You, Amelia Bedelia features Amelia Bedelia ''pairing'' the vegetables and separating the eggs. In Come Back, Amelia Bedelia, Amelia Bedelia tries her hand at a variety of new jobs after Mrs. Rogers fires her for her muddles. Collection includes: Amelia Bedelia Amelia Bedelia and the Surprise Shower Play Ball, Amelia Bedelia Thank You, Amelia Bedelia Come Back, Amelia Bedelia Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32994]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: Amelia Bedelia Audio Collection Author: Peggy Parish Narrator: Suzanne Toren Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 8 minutes Release date: August 30, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.38 of Total 26 Ratings of Narrator: 2 of Total 1 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: Five of the most popular Amelia Bedelia books on one compact disc! Amelia Bedelia is the world's most literal-minded housekeeper, who causes quite a ruckus whenever she's given a chance. In Amelia Bedelia and the Surprise Shower, she arrives with a garden hose and the party is turned into an uproarious mess. In Play Ball, Amelia Bedelia, her literal-mindedness adds a new dimension to the game of baseball, and Thank You, Amelia Bedelia features Amelia Bedelia ''pairing'' the vegetables and separating the eggs. In Come Back, Amelia Bedelia, Amelia Bedelia tries her hand at a variety of new jobs after Mrs. Rogers fires her for her muddles. Collection includes: Amelia Bedelia Amelia Bedelia and the Surprise Shower Play Ball, Amelia Bedelia Thank You, Amelia Bedelia Come Back, Amelia Bedelia https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32975 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32975]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Best Halloween Ever Series: Part of The Best Ever Author: Barbara Robinson Narrator: Elaine Stritch Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 33 minutes Release date: July 19, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.57 of Total 14 Ratings of Narrator: 3 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: The Herdmans plus Halloween have always spelled disaster. Every year, these six kids -- the worst in the history of Woodrow Wilson School and possibly even the world -- wreak havoc on the whole town. They steal candy, spray-paint kids, and take anything that's not nailed down. Now the mayor has had it. He's decided to cancel Halloween. There won't be any Herdmans to contend with this year, but there won't be any candy, either. And what's Halloween without candy? And without trick-or-treating? The Herdmans manage to turn the worst Halloween ever into the best Halloween ever in this uproarious sequel to The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. Barbara Robinson Tue, 19 Jul 2005 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32975 thebookvoice.com 1:33:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32975]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Best Halloween Ever Series: Part of The Best Ever Author: Barbara Robinson Narrator: Elaine Stritch Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 33 minutes Release date: July 19, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.57 of Total 14 Ratings of Narrator: 3 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: The Herdmans plus Halloween have always spelled disaster. Every year, these six kids -- the worst in the history of Woodrow Wilson School and possibly even the world -- wreak havoc on the whole town. They steal candy, spray-paint kids, and take anything that's not nailed down. Now the mayor has had it. He's decided to cancel Halloween. There won't be any Herdmans to contend with this year, but there won't be any candy, either. And what's Halloween without candy? And without trick-or-treating? The Herdmans manage to turn the worst Halloween ever into the best Halloween ever in this uproarious sequel to The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32975]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Best Halloween Ever Series: Part of The Best Ever Author: Barbara Robinson Narrator: Elaine Stritch Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 1 hour 33 minutes Release date: July 19, 2005 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.57 of Total 14 Ratings of Narrator: 3 of Total 2 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: The Herdmans plus Halloween have always spelled disaster. Every year, these six kids -- the worst in the history of Woodrow Wilson School and possibly even the world -- wreak havoc on the whole town. They steal candy, spray-paint kids, and take anything that's not nailed down. Now the mayor has had it. He's decided to cancel Halloween. There won't be any Herdmans to contend with this year, but there won't be any candy, either. And what's Halloween without candy? And without trick-or-treating? The Herdmans manage to turn the worst Halloween ever into the best Halloween ever in this uproarious sequel to The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33991 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33991]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Series of Unfortunate Events #9: The Carnivorous Carnival Series: #9 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Tim Curry Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 53 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.18 of Total 33 Ratings of Narrator: 3.75 of Total 12 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Everybody loves a carnival! Who can fail to delight in the colourful people, the unworldly spectacle, the fabulous freaks? A carnival is a place for good family fun—as long as one has a family, that is. For the Baudelaire orphans, their time at the carnival turns out to be yet another episode in a now unbearable series of unfortunate events. In fact, in this appalling ninth installment in Lemony Snicket's serial, the siblings must confront a terrible lie, a caravan, and Chabo the wolf baby. With millions of readers worldwide, and the Baudelaire's fate turning from unpleasant to unseemly, it is clear that Lemony Snicket has taken nearly all the fun out of children's books. Lemony Snicket Tue, 21 Sep 2004 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33991 thebookvoice.com 4:53:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33991]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Series of Unfortunate Events #9: The Carnivorous Carnival Series: #9 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Tim Curry Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 53 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.18 of Total 33 Ratings of Narrator: 3.75 of Total 12 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Everybody loves a carnival! Who can fail to delight in the colourful people, the unworldly spectacle, the fabulous freaks? A carnival is a place for good family fun—as long as one has a family, that is. For the Baudelaire orphans, their time at the carnival turns out to be yet another episode in a now unbearable series of unfortunate events. In fact, in this appalling ninth installment in Lemony Snicket's serial, the siblings must confront a terrible lie, a caravan, and Chabo the wolf baby. With millions of readers worldwide, and the Baudelaire's fate turning from unpleasant to unseemly, it is clear that Lemony Snicket has taken nearly all the fun out of children's books. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33991]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Series of Unfortunate Events #9: The Carnivorous Carnival Series: #9 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Tim Curry Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 53 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.18 of Total 33 Ratings of Narrator: 3.75 of Total 12 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Everybody loves a carnival! Who can fail to delight in the colourful people, the unworldly spectacle, the fabulous freaks? A carnival is a place for good family fun—as long as one has a family, that is. For the Baudelaire orphans, their time at the carnival turns out to be yet another episode in a now unbearable series of unfortunate events. In fact, in this appalling ninth installment in Lemony Snicket's serial, the siblings must confront a terrible lie, a caravan, and Chabo the wolf baby. With millions of readers worldwide, and the Baudelaire's fate turning from unpleasant to unseemly, it is clear that Lemony Snicket has taken nearly all the fun out of children's books. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32943 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32943]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Series of Unfortunate Events #8: The Hostile Hospital Series: #8 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Tim Curry Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 16 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.09 of Total 53 Ratings of Narrator: 4.09 of Total 11 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES The Baudelaires need a safe place to stay—somewhere far away from terrible villains and local police. A quiet refuge where misfortune never visits. Might Heimlich Hospital be just the place? In Lemony Snicket's eighth ghastly installment in A Series of Unfortunate Events, I'm sorry to say that the Baudelaire orphans will spend time in a hospital where they risk encountering a misleading newspaper headline, unnecessary surgery, an intercom system, anesthesia, heart-shaped balloons, and some very startling news about a fire. Lemony Snicket Tue, 21 Sep 2004 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32943 thebookvoice.com 4:16:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32943]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Series of Unfortunate Events #8: The Hostile Hospital Series: #8 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Tim Curry Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 16 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.09 of Total 53 Ratings of Narrator: 4.09 of Total 11 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES The Baudelaires need a safe place to stay—somewhere far away from terrible villains and local police. A quiet refuge where misfortune never visits. Might Heimlich Hospital be just the place? In Lemony Snicket's eighth ghastly installment in A Series of Unfortunate Events, I'm sorry to say that the Baudelaire orphans will spend time in a hospital where they risk encountering a misleading newspaper headline, unnecessary surgery, an intercom system, anesthesia, heart-shaped balloons, and some very startling news about a fire. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32943]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Series of Unfortunate Events #8: The Hostile Hospital Series: #8 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Tim Curry Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 16 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.09 of Total 53 Ratings of Narrator: 4.09 of Total 11 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES The Baudelaires need a safe place to stay—somewhere far away from terrible villains and local police. A quiet refuge where misfortune never visits. Might Heimlich Hospital be just the place? In Lemony Snicket's eighth ghastly installment in A Series of Unfortunate Events, I'm sorry to say that the Baudelaire orphans will spend time in a hospital where they risk encountering a misleading newspaper headline, unnecessary surgery, an intercom system, anesthesia, heart-shaped balloons, and some very startling news about a fire. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32942 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32942]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Series of Unfortunate Events #7: The Vile Village Series: #7 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Tim Curry Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 20 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.48 of Total 52 Ratings of Narrator: 4.5 of Total 12 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Dear Reader, You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake, so please put it down. Nobody in their right mind would read this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay in the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded in these pages. I can think of no single reason why anyone would want to open a book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows, an angry mob, a newspaper headline, the arrest of innocent people, the Deluxe Cell, and some very strange hats. It is my solemn and sacred occupation to research each detail of the Baudelaire children's lives and write them all down, but you may prefer to do some other solemn and sacred thing, such as reading another book instead. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket Lemony Snicket Tue, 21 Sep 2004 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32942 thebookvoice.com 4:20:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32942]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Series of Unfortunate Events #7: The Vile Village Series: #7 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Tim Curry Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 20 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.48 of Total 52 Ratings of Narrator: 4.5 of Total 12 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Dear Reader, You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake, so please put it down. Nobody in their right mind would read this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay in the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded in these pages. I can think of no single reason why anyone would want to open a book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows, an angry mob, a newspaper headline, the arrest of innocent people, the Deluxe Cell, and some very strange hats. It is my solemn and sacred occupation to research each detail of the Baudelaire children's lives and write them all down, but you may prefer to do some other solemn and sacred thing, such as reading another book instead. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32942]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Series of Unfortunate Events #7: The Vile Village Series: #7 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Tim Curry Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 20 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.48 of Total 52 Ratings of Narrator: 4.5 of Total 12 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Dear Reader, You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake, so please put it down. Nobody in their right mind would read this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay in the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded in these pages. I can think of no single reason why anyone would want to open a book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows, an angry mob, a newspaper headline, the arrest of innocent people, the Deluxe Cell, and some very strange hats. It is my solemn and sacred occupation to research each detail of the Baudelaire children's lives and write them all down, but you may prefer to do some other solemn and sacred thing, such as reading another book instead. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32941 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32941]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: A Series of Unfortunate Events #6: The Ersatz Elevator Series: #6 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Tim Curry Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 29 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.08 of Total 59 Ratings of Narrator: 4.73 of Total 11 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES In their most daring misadventure, the Baudelaire orphans are adopted by very, very rich people, whose penthouse apartment is located mysteriously close to the place where all their misfortune began. Even though their new home in the city is fancy, and the children are clever and charming, I'm sorry to say that still, the unlucky orphans will encounter more disaster and woe. In fact, in this sixth book in A Series of Unfortunate Events, the children will experience a darkened staircase, a red herring, an auction, parsley soda, some friends in a dire situation, a secret passageway, and pinstripe suits. Both literary and irreverent, hilarious and deftly crafted, A Series of Unfortunate Events offers an exquisitely dark comedy in the tradition of Edward Gorey and Roald Dahl. Lemon Snicket's uproariously unhappy books continue to win readers, despite all his warnings. Lemony Snicket Tue, 21 Sep 2004 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32941 thebookvoice.com 4:29:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32941]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: A Series of Unfortunate Events #6: The Ersatz Elevator Series: #6 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Tim Curry Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 29 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.08 of Total 59 Ratings of Narrator: 4.73 of Total 11 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES In their most daring misadventure, the Baudelaire orphans are adopted by very, very rich people, whose penthouse apartment is located mysteriously close to the place where all their misfortune began. Even though their new home in the city is fancy, and the children are clever and charming, I'm sorry to say that still, the unlucky orphans will encounter more disaster and woe. In fact, in this sixth book in A Series of Unfortunate Events, the children will experience a darkened staircase, a red herring, an auction, parsley soda, some friends in a dire situation, a secret passageway, and pinstripe suits. Both literary and irreverent, hilarious and deftly crafted, A Series of Unfortunate Events offers an exquisitely dark comedy in the tradition of Edward Gorey and Roald Dahl. Lemon Snicket's uproariously unhappy books continue to win readers, despite all his warnings. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32941]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: A Series of Unfortunate Events #6: The Ersatz Elevator Series: #6 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Tim Curry Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 4 hours 29 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 4.08 of Total 59 Ratings of Narrator: 4.73 of Total 11 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES In their most daring misadventure, the Baudelaire orphans are adopted by very, very rich people, whose penthouse apartment is located mysteriously close to the place where all their misfortune began. Even though their new home in the city is fancy, and the children are clever and charming, I'm sorry to say that still, the unlucky orphans will encounter more disaster and woe. In fact, in this sixth book in A Series of Unfortunate Events, the children will experience a darkened staircase, a red herring, an auction, parsley soda, some friends in a dire situation, a secret passageway, and pinstripe suits. Both literary and irreverent, hilarious and deftly crafted, A Series of Unfortunate Events offers an exquisitely dark comedy in the tradition of Edward Gorey and Roald Dahl. Lemon Snicket's uproariously unhappy books continue to win readers, despite all his warnings. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33990 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33990]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Series of Unfortunate Events #4: The Miserable Mill Series: #4 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Lemony Snicket Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 56 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.76 of Total 70 Ratings of Narrator: 2.88 of Total 8 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put this book down instantaneously, because of all the books describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are sent to Paltryville to work in a lumber mill, and they find disaster and misfortune lurking behind every log. The pages of this book, I'm sorry to inform you, contain such unpleasantries as a giant pincher machine, a bad casserole, a man with a cloud of smoke where his head should be, a hypnotist, a terrible accident resulting in injury, and coupons. I have promised to write down the entire history of these three poor children, but you haven't, so if you prefer stories that are more heartwarming, please feel free to make another selection. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket Lemony Snicket Tue, 21 Sep 2004 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33990 thebookvoice.com 2:56:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33990]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Series of Unfortunate Events #4: The Miserable Mill Series: #4 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Lemony Snicket Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 56 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.76 of Total 70 Ratings of Narrator: 2.88 of Total 8 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put this book down instantaneously, because of all the books describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are sent to Paltryville to work in a lumber mill, and they find disaster and misfortune lurking behind every log. The pages of this book, I'm sorry to inform you, contain such unpleasantries as a giant pincher machine, a bad casserole, a man with a cloud of smoke where his head should be, a hypnotist, a terrible accident resulting in injury, and coupons. I have promised to write down the entire history of these three poor children, but you haven't, so if you prefer stories that are more heartwarming, please feel free to make another selection. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/33990]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Series of Unfortunate Events #4: The Miserable Mill Series: #4 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Lemony Snicket Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 2 hours 56 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.76 of Total 70 Ratings of Narrator: 2.88 of Total 8 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put this book down instantaneously, because of all the books describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are sent to Paltryville to work in a lumber mill, and they find disaster and misfortune lurking behind every log. The pages of this book, I'm sorry to inform you, contain such unpleasantries as a giant pincher machine, a bad casserole, a man with a cloud of smoke where his head should be, a hypnotist, a terrible accident resulting in injury, and coupons. I have promised to write down the entire history of these three poor children, but you haven't, so if you prefer stories that are more heartwarming, please feel free to make another selection. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32939 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32939]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Series of Unfortunate Events #3: The Wide Window Series: #3 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Lemony Snicket Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 6 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.91 of Total 78 Ratings of Narrator: 3.91 of Total 11 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Dear Reader, If you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans, then before you read even one more sentence, you should know this: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are kindhearted and quick-witted, but their lives, I am sorry to say, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched, and this one may be the worst of them all.If you haven't got the stomach for a story that includes a hurricane, a signalling device, hungry leeches, cold cucumber soup, a horrible villain, and a doll named Pretty Penny, then this book will probably fill you with despair.I will continue to record these tragic tales, for that is what I do. You, however, should decide for yourself whether you can possibly endure this miserable story. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket Lemony Snicket Tue, 21 Sep 2004 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32939 thebookvoice.com 3:6:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32939]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Series of Unfortunate Events #3: The Wide Window Series: #3 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Lemony Snicket Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 6 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.91 of Total 78 Ratings of Narrator: 3.91 of Total 11 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Dear Reader, If you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans, then before you read even one more sentence, you should know this: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are kindhearted and quick-witted, but their lives, I am sorry to say, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched, and this one may be the worst of them all.If you haven't got the stomach for a story that includes a hurricane, a signalling device, hungry leeches, cold cucumber soup, a horrible villain, and a doll named Pretty Penny, then this book will probably fill you with despair.I will continue to record these tragic tales, for that is what I do. You, however, should decide for yourself whether you can possibly endure this miserable story. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32939]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Series of Unfortunate Events #3: The Wide Window Series: #3 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Lemony Snicket Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 6 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.91 of Total 78 Ratings of Narrator: 3.91 of Total 11 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES Dear Reader, If you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans, then before you read even one more sentence, you should know this: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are kindhearted and quick-witted, but their lives, I am sorry to say, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched, and this one may be the worst of them all.If you haven't got the stomach for a story that includes a hurricane, a signalling device, hungry leeches, cold cucumber soup, a horrible villain, and a doll named Pretty Penny, then this book will probably fill you with despair.I will continue to record these tragic tales, for that is what I do. You, however, should decide for yourself whether you can possibly endure this miserable story. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32940 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32940]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Series of Unfortunate Events #5: The Austere Academy Series: #5 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Lemony Snicket Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 15 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.95 of Total 66 Ratings of Narrator: 3.75 of Total 8 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES As the three Baudelaire orphans warily approach their new home Prufrock Preparatory School, they can't help but notice the enormous stone arch bearing the school's motto Memento Mori or ''Remember you will die.'' This is not a cheerful greeting and certainly marks an inauspicious beginning to a very bleak story just as we have come to expect from Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, the deliciously morbid set of books that began with The Bad Beginning and only got worse. Lemony Snicket Tue, 21 Sep 2004 03:30:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32940 thebookvoice.com 3:15:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32940]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Series of Unfortunate Events #5: The Austere Academy Series: #5 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Lemony Snicket Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 15 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.95 of Total 66 Ratings of Narrator: 3.75 of Total 8 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES As the three Baudelaire orphans warily approach their new home Prufrock Preparatory School, they can't help but notice the enormous stone arch bearing the school's motto Memento Mori or ''Remember you will die.'' This is not a cheerful greeting and certainly marks an inauspicious beginning to a very bleak story just as we have come to expect from Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, the deliciously morbid set of books that began with The Bad Beginning and only got worse. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/1/audiobook/32940]]> to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Series of Unfortunate Events #5: The Austere Academy Series: #5 of A Series of Unfortunate Events Author: Lemony Snicket Narrator: Lemony Snicket Format: Unabridged Audiobook Length: 3 hours 15 minutes Release date: September 21, 2004 Ratings: Ratings of Book: 3.95 of Total 66 Ratings of Narrator: 3.75 of Total 8 Genres: Humor Publisher's Summary: NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES As the three Baudelaire orphans warily approach their new home Prufrock Preparatory School, they can't help but notice the enormous stone arch bearing the school's motto Memento Mori or ''Remember you will die.'' This is not a cheerful greeting and certainly marks an inauspicious beginning to a very bleak story just as we have come to expect from Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, the deliciously morbid set of books that began with The Bad Beginning and only got worse.