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Note: The authors receive royalties paid by the audiobook service provider for this free offer. If you do not want your audiobook to be in the podcast please send us an email to info@thebookvoice.com. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Rachel-Audiobook/B00LIAD4B8 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Rachel Author: Andrei Gelasimov, Marian Schwartz (translator) Narrator: Christopher Lane, Kate Rudd Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins Language: English Release date: 07-08-14 Publisher: Brilliance Audio Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: With icons like Chubby Checker and Yuri Gagarin, the Moscow that Svyatoslav Semyonovich inhabits at the onset of the Cold War brims with the flashy visual textures of capitalism. A Jewish teenager on the hunt for black-market tight pants and rock records, Svyatoslav somehow fails to develop his undying love for Lyuba into a happy ending. He finds work in a mental institution, runs off to Kiev with one of the patients, marries a few times, has a son, becomes a professor, and halfheartedly runs interference for the KGB. Always taking great pleasure in the experiences of others, including his patients and lovers, Svyatoslav flounders through his own life but never loses sight of Lyuba, his biblical Rachel, his great love. A professor and close reader of both Russian and American literature, Svyatoslav tries to interpret his eccentric life as if it were a text to be read, only to learn that life happens off the page. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Andrei Gelasimov) Tue, 08 Jul 2014 12:44:57 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Rachel-Audiobook/B00LIAD4B8 thebookvoice.com 09:59:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Rachel Author: Andrei Gelasimov, Marian Schwartz (translator) Narrator: Christopher Lane, Kate Rudd Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins Language: English Release date: 07-08-14 Publisher: Brilliance Audio Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: With icons like Chubby Checker and Yuri Gagarin, the Moscow that Svyatoslav Semyonovich inhabits at the onset of the Cold War brims with the flashy visual textures of capitalism. A Jewish teenager on the hunt for black-market tight pants and rock records, Svyatoslav somehow fails to develop his undying love for Lyuba into a happy ending. He finds work in a mental institution, runs off to Kiev with one of the patients, marries a few times, has a son, becomes a professor, and halfheartedly runs interference for the KGB. Always taking great pleasure in the experiences of others, including his patients and lovers, Svyatoslav flounders through his own life but never loses sight of Lyuba, his biblical Rachel, his great love. A professor and close reader of both Russian and American literature, Svyatoslav tries to interpret his eccentric life as if it were a text to be read, only to learn that life happens off the page. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Rachel Author: Andrei Gelasimov, Marian Schwartz (translator) Narrator: Christopher Lane, Kate Rudd Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins Language: English Release date: 07-08-14 Publisher: Brilliance Audio Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: With icons like Chubby Checker and Yuri Gagarin, the Moscow that Svyatoslav Semyonovich inhabits at the onset of the Cold War brims with the flashy visual textures of capitalism. A Jewish teenager on the hunt for black-market tight pants and rock records, Svyatoslav somehow fails to develop his undying love for Lyuba into a happy ending. He finds work in a mental institution, runs off to Kiev with one of the patients, marries a few times, has a son, becomes a professor, and halfheartedly runs interference for the KGB. Always taking great pleasure in the experiences of others, including his patients and lovers, Svyatoslav flounders through his own life but never loses sight of Lyuba, his biblical Rachel, his great love. A professor and close reader of both Russian and American literature, Svyatoslav tries to interpret his eccentric life as if it were a text to be read, only to learn that life happens off the page. Members Reviews: Rachal by Andrei Gelasimov I did not enjoy reading this book. I could not relate to the drama involved. The reactions of the characters seemed extreme. Full of Epiphanies, Eccentric, and Modern Russian Literary Novel Svyatoslav Semyonovich, an elderly and well-rounded professor of American and Russian literature, mulls over his life, which he feels he couldnât get it right somehow. During his present-day difficulties the only person he can really relate to is his pregnant daughter-in-law who is a kleptomaniac. The professor has married three times and his first wife Lyuba, whom he calls Rachel for the Biblical Rachel, still has an emotional hold on him. His memories ebb and flow through his life, as a Jewish teen at the onset of the Cold War, through his marriages in which the three wives appear as if they are omnipresent, in a job as a workman in a psychiatric hospital because of his undying love for Lyuba who was hospitalized there, then running off to Kiev with a patient, and to protect his daughter-in-law, his stint with a KGB man, until Yeltsinâs coming to power. Svyatoslav Semyonovich, although his own eccentric life disappoints him, seems to enjoy the othersâ experiences greatly. He is sarcastic about his own self and mocks himself greatly, but his views have great psychological depth and his words startle the reader through sudden and profound epiphanies, as he attempts to look at his own life as if a text. Although the story starts during the time of the professorâs old age with his daughter-in-law taking care of him and keeping him company, it dips back and forth through the several different stages and decades, and at times, its frequent back and forth motion surprised and at times stunned this reader as if a jolt. I recommend this book to readers who love world literature because I found it to be quite different and somewhat eccentric than any book I have read recently. I also think, reading this book can give us a tiny peephole into the present-day Russian literature. Is this stream of consciousness? I kinda understood the story, maybe? Was it cultural differences that made this so hard for me to get through? It all just seemed like a jumbled mess to me. Not My Type of Book Tried to give it a chance when I decided I probably didn't like it. I read for some time to see if it took hold, but found it tedious and mundane. No spark for me, so I returned it. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Sunshine-Sketches-of-a-Little-Town-Audiobook/B01KASQ3IO Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Sunshine Sketches of a Little Town Author: Stephen Leacock Narrator: Cate Barratt Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 50 mins Language: English Release date: 08-15-16 Publisher: Spoken Realms Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: One of Canada's most cherished writers, British-born Stephen Leacock was probably best known and loved for his works of light humor. First published in 1912, Sunshine Sketches of a Little Town is one of his most popular and enduring pieces of fiction. This collection of short stories describes the people that comprise a typical but fictional small town in Ontario - Mariposa. The book's appeal lies in the universality of the characters Leacock describes so eloquently, as they live out their "large" lives in the little town. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Stephen Leacock) Mon, 15 Aug 2016 07:39:06 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Sunshine-Sketches-of-a-Little-Town-Audiobook/B01KASQ3IO thebookvoice.com 05:50:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Sunshine Sketches of a Little Town Author: Stephen Leacock Narrator: Cate Barratt Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 50 mins Language: English Release date: 08-15-16 Publisher: Spoken Realms Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: One of Canada's most cherished writers, British-born Stephen Leacock was probably best known and loved for his works of light humor. First published in 1912, Sunshine Sketches of a Little Town is one of his most popular and enduring pieces of fiction. This collection of short stories describes the people that comprise a typical but fictional small town in Ontario - Mariposa. The book's appeal lies in the universality of the characters Leacock describes so eloquently, as they live out their "large" lives in the little town. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Sunshine Sketches of a Little Town Author: Stephen Leacock Narrator: Cate Barratt Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 50 mins Language: English Release date: 08-15-16 Publisher: Spoken Realms Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: One of Canada's most cherished writers, British-born Stephen Leacock was probably best known and loved for his works of light humor. First published in 1912, Sunshine Sketches of a Little Town is one of his most popular and enduring pieces of fiction. This collection of short stories describes the people that comprise a typical but fictional small town in Ontario - Mariposa. The book's appeal lies in the universality of the characters Leacock describes so eloquently, as they live out their "large" lives in the little town. Members Reviews: Slightly Mocking, Gentle Irony - A Canadian Specialty Since Forever I'm an admirer of Garrison Keillor's "Lake Wobegon" novels, but I can't be the only reader who senses a lot of anger, bitterness, and contempt running deep beneath their surface. Some of the reminiscences are whimsical and affectionate, but there are also some very thorny little pricks and hidden gievances. Which brings us to this book, which is gentle and slightly mocking, and always in the sunshine, but also smart and shrewdly insightful. Stephen Leacock was a tremendously well regarded humorist in the early part of the twentieth century, (no less an eminence than Robertson Davies declared him a true "genius"). And, thankfully, his good natured, but penetrating and ironic, pieces are as fresh and entertaining today as they were when published. It's a shame that this great Canadian writer is no longer appreciated in the U.S. As a consequence of that, though, careful Kindle searchers will find that many of Leacock's works are in the public domain and are available as perfectly readable and well-formatted Kindle freebies. One of the interesting aspects of Leacock's work, and this book in particular, is that you can read it in any number of ways. If you want a light, humorous, entertaining tale, then this is it. If you want something more than a mild pastoral comedy, maybe a little along the lines of "Our Town"", then this is it. If you want to deconstruct an old work to see how humor worked in the early twentieth century, well have at it. The book is good enough to withstand and reward any and every reader. Heck, think of it as Thomas Hardy, in Canada, with jokes. I'm always looking for interesting Kindle freebies, and my best find to date has been the Leacock works in general and this collection in particular. A nice book to recommend. A Vanished Way of Life Brought to Life Canada's greatest humorist creates an unforgettable portrait of small town life in Ontario. He fills the streets, shops, and houses with characters who might live next door to you, described in a gentle irony that probes their shortcomings and hangs them from the clotheslines and windowsills for the reader to enjoy. It also serves as a historical record, truer and any formal history or dusty books filled with statistics. Leacock presents us with a living snapshot of a vanished era more vivid and complete than any film or any contrived modern period piece. Here is the real stuff. If you have the great gift of appreciating the humor of bygone days, this is for you. Do not overlook it. A delightful read! An absolutely delightful read! Leacock has no peer in this genre, in my opinion. Fully functional kindle edition This is in response to a previous review, which criticized not the work, but the kindle edition. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Ich-und-die-Menschen-Audiobook/B00TLG6670 Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Ich und die Menschen Autor:: Matt Haig Erzähler: Christoph Maria Herbst Format: Unabridged Spieldauer: 8 hrs and 29 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 03-31-14 Herausgeber: Der Hörverlag Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: "In diesem Hörbuch geht es um dich" - In einer regnerischen Nacht wird Andrew Martin, Professor für Mathematik in Cambridge, aufgegriffen, als er nackt eine Autobahn entlangwandert. Professor Martin ist nicht mehr er selbst. Ein Wesen mit überlegener Intelligenz und von einem weit entfernten Stern hat von ihm Besitz ergriffen. Und es ist nicht begeistert von seiner neuen Existenz. Es hat eine denkbar negative Meinung von den Menschen, jeder weiß schließlich, dass sie zu Egoismus, übermäßigem Ehrgeiz und Gewalttätigkeit neigen. Doch andererseits: Kann eine Lebensform, die Dinge wie Weißwein und Erdnussbutter erfunden hat, wirklich grundschlecht und böse sein? Und was sind das für seltsame Gefühle, die es überkommen, wenn es Debussy hört oder seiner vermeintlichen Frau Isobel in die Augen blickt? ©2013 / 2014 Matt Haig / Deutscher Taschenbuch Verlag GmbH & Co. KG (P)2013 Der Hörverlag Kritik Bewertungen: Ein großer Spaß, großartig interpretiert von Christoph Maria Herbst. -- Hörzu Christoph Maria Herbst ist für die Hörbuch-Fassung ein wahrer Glücksgriff. -- Kölnische Rundschau bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Matt Haig) Mon, 31 Mar 2014 13:34:28 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Ich-und-die-Menschen-Audiobook/B00TLG6670 thebookvoice.com 08:29:00 no Hören Sie diesen Titel kostenlos bei thebookvoice.com Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Ich und die Menschen Autor:: Matt Haig Erzähler: Christoph Maria Herbst Format: Unabridged Spieldauer: 8 hrs and 29 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 03-31-14 Herausgeber: Der Hörverlag Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: "In diesem Hörbuch geht es um dich" - In einer regnerischen Nacht wird Andrew Martin, Professor für Mathematik in Cambridge, aufgegriffen, als er nackt eine Autobahn entlangwandert. Professor Martin ist nicht mehr er selbst. Ein Wesen mit überlegener Intelligenz und von einem weit entfernten Stern hat von ihm Besitz ergriffen. Und es ist nicht begeistert von seiner neuen Existenz. Es hat eine denkbar negative Meinung von den Menschen, jeder weiß schließlich, dass sie zu Egoismus, übermäßigem Ehrgeiz und Gewalttätigkeit neigen. Doch andererseits: Kann eine Lebensform, die Dinge wie Weißwein und Erdnussbutter erfunden hat, wirklich grundschlecht und böse sein? Und was sind das für seltsame Gefühle, die es überkommen, wenn es Debussy hört oder seiner vermeintlichen Frau Isobel in die Augen blickt? ©2013 / 2014 Matt Haig / Deutscher Taschenbuch Verlag GmbH & Co. KG (P)2013 Der Hörverlag Kritik Bewertungen: Ein großer Spaß, großartig interpretiert von Christoph Maria Herbst. -- Hörzu Christoph Maria Herbst ist für die Hörbuch-Fassung ein wahrer Glücksgriff. -- Kölnische Rundschau Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Ich und die Menschen Autor:: Matt Haig Erzähler: Christoph Maria Herbst Format: Unabridged Spieldauer: 8 hrs and 29 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 03-31-14 Herausgeber: Der Hörverlag Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: "In diesem Hörbuch geht es um dich" - In einer regnerischen Nacht wird Andrew Martin, Professor für Mathematik in Cambridge, aufgegriffen, als er nackt eine Autobahn entlangwandert. Professor Martin ist nicht mehr er selbst. Ein Wesen mit überlegener Intelligenz und von einem weit entfernten Stern hat von ihm Besitz ergriffen. Und es ist nicht begeistert von seiner neuen Existenz. Es hat eine denkbar negative Meinung von den Menschen, jeder weiß schließlich, dass sie zu Egoismus, übermäßigem Ehrgeiz und Gewalttätigkeit neigen. Doch andererseits: Kann eine Lebensform, die Dinge wie Weißwein und Erdnussbutter erfunden hat, wirklich grundschlecht und böse sein? Und was sind das für seltsame Gefühle, die es überkommen, wenn es Debussy hört oder seiner vermeintlichen Frau Isobel in die Augen blickt? ©2013 / 2014 Matt Haig / Deutscher Taschenbuch Verlag GmbH & Co. KG (P)2013 Der Hörverlag Kritik Bewertungen: Ein großer Spaß, großartig interpretiert von Christoph Maria Herbst. -- Hörzu Christoph Maria Herbst ist für die Hörbuch-Fassung ein wahrer Glücksgriff. -- Kölnische Rundschau Mitglieder Bewertungen: A life-changing experience! The perfect marriage of humour, sorrow, fantasy and compassion. A beacon for humanists who don't yet know just how humanist they are! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Love-Star-Audiobook/B00HEMG5XS Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Love Star Author: Andri Snaer Magnason Narrator: Christopher Kipiniak Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins Language: English Release date: 01-27-14 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 15 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: LoveStar, the enigmatic and obsessively driven founder of the LoveStar corporation, has unlocked the key to transmitting data via birdwaves, thus freeing mankind from wires and devices, and allowing consumerism, technology, and science to run rampant over all aspects of daily life. Cordless modern men and women are paid to howl advertisements at unsuspecting passers-by, REGRET machines eliminate doubt over roads not taken, soul mates are identified and brought together (while existing, unscientifically validated relationships are driven remorselessly asunder), and rocketing the dead into the sky becomes both a status symbol and a beautiful, cathartic show for those left behind. Indridi and Sigrid, two blissfully happy young lovers, have their perfect worlds threatened (along with Indridis sanity) when they are "calculated apart" and are forced to go to extreme lengths to prove their love. Their journey ultimately puts them on a collision course with LoveStar, who is on his own mission to find what might become the last idea in the world. Steeped in influences ranging from Italo Calvino, Jorge Luis Borges, and Kurt Vonnegut to George Orwell, Douglas Adams, and Monty Python, Andri Snr Magnason has created a surreal yet uncomfortably familiar world, where the honey embrace of love does its utmost to survive amid relentless and overpowering controls. Critic Reviews: Orwell, Vonnegut, and Douglas Adams are felt on every page, though Magnason is never derivative. His satire and insightful social commentary sweeten the pot and the sheer wackiness of Magnasons oversized imagination is invigorating. (Publishers Weekly) bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Andri Snaer Magnason) Mon, 27 Jan 2014 18:41:54 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Love-Star-Audiobook/B00HEMG5XS thebookvoice.com 08:58:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Love Star Author: Andri Snaer Magnason Narrator: Christopher Kipiniak Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins Language: English Release date: 01-27-14 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 15 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: LoveStar, the enigmatic and obsessively driven founder of the LoveStar corporation, has unlocked the key to transmitting data via birdwaves, thus freeing mankind from wires and devices, and allowing consumerism, technology, and science to run rampant over all aspects of daily life. Cordless modern men and women are paid to howl advertisements at unsuspecting passers-by, REGRET machines eliminate doubt over roads not taken, soul mates are identified and brought together (while existing, unscientifically validated relationships are driven remorselessly asunder), and rocketing the dead into the sky becomes both a status symbol and a beautiful, cathartic show for those left behind. Indridi and Sigrid, two blissfully happy young lovers, have their perfect worlds threatened (along with Indridis sanity) when they are "calculated apart" and are forced to go to extreme lengths to prove their love. Their journey ultimately puts them on a collision course with LoveStar, who is on his own mission to find what might become the last idea in the world. Steeped in influences ranging from Italo Calvino, Jorge Luis Borges, and Kurt Vonnegut to George Orwell, Douglas Adams, and Monty Python, Andri Snr Magnason has created a surreal yet uncomfortably familiar world, where the honey embrace of love does its utmost to survive amid relentless and overpowering controls. Critic Reviews: Orwell, Vonnegut, and Douglas Adams are felt on every page, though Magnason is never derivative. His satire and insightful social commentary sweeten the pot and the sheer wackiness of Magnasons oversized imagination is invigorating. (Publishers Weekly) Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Love Star Author: Andri Snaer Magnason Narrator: Christopher Kipiniak Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins Language: English Release date: 01-27-14 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 15 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: LoveStar, the enigmatic and obsessively driven founder of the LoveStar corporation, has unlocked the key to transmitting data via birdwaves, thus freeing mankind from wires and devices, and allowing consumerism, technology, and science to run rampant over all aspects of daily life. Cordless modern men and women are paid to howl advertisements at unsuspecting passers-by, REGRET machines eliminate doubt over roads not taken, soul mates are identified and brought together (while existing, unscientifically validated relationships are driven remorselessly asunder), and rocketing the dead into the sky becomes both a status symbol and a beautiful, cathartic show for those left behind. Indridi and Sigrid, two blissfully happy young lovers, have their perfect worlds threatened (along with Indridis sanity) when they are "calculated apart" and are forced to go to extreme lengths to prove their love. Their journey ultimately puts them on a collision course with LoveStar, who is on his own mission to find what might become the last idea in the world. Steeped in influences ranging from Italo Calvino, Jorge Luis Borges, and Kurt Vonnegut to George Orwell, Douglas Adams, and Monty Python, Andri Snr Magnason has created a surreal yet uncomfortably familiar world, where the honey embrace of love does its utmost to survive amid relentless and overpowering controls. Critic Reviews: Orwell, Vonnegut, and Douglas Adams are felt on every page, though Magnason is never derivative. His satire and insightful social commentary sweeten the pot and the sheer wackiness of Magnasons oversized imagination is invigorating. (Publishers Weekly) Members Reviews: Fun Book read by best Narrator on Audible I love this narrator, he really brings this book to life. The story itself was engaging and I would definitely read more by this author. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Vanishing-Act-In-Vegas-Audiobook/B078JV2RKH Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Vanishing Act In Vegas Subtitle: Silver Sisters, 3 Author: Morgan St. James, Phyllice Bradner Narrator: Andrea Bates Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins Language: English Release date: 12-22-17 Publisher: Books In Motion Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A fun-filled Silver Sisters escapade in "Sin City"... After Godiva's son Torch buys a condo in Las Vegas, his grandmother Flossie and great uncle Sterling decide to pay him a visit. When the old vaudeville magicians drag him to the Pageant of Peacocks starring sexy Mara the Magnificent, it's love at first sight. The romance blossoms, but when Torch returns from a meeting in LA, Mara seems cold and distant. Torch turns to his mother, the advice columnist, for a helping hand. Godiva agrees to check things out during her upcoming trip to Vegas, when she joins her twin sister, Goldie, at a big antique expo. Flossie and Sterling tag along for a second trip to sin city. The family gets a shock while attending Mara's show, where a stagehand dies during the performance. Police call it accidental, but Mara is convinced its murder. Torch told her about his family's uncanny ability to solve mysteries, so she begs them to investigate the death of her friend. They start to poke around in their clever but kooky fashion and uncover an even bigger mystery. This time Flossie and Sterling take the lead, and when they uncover a diabolical plot they come close to doing a disappearing act of their own! Twists, turns, murder and mayhem. Just when you think you've solved it, something else happens. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Morgan St. James) Fri, 22 Dec 2017 14:23:42 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Vanishing-Act-In-Vegas-Audiobook/B078JV2RKH thebookvoice.com 08:10:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Vanishing Act In Vegas Subtitle: Silver Sisters, 3 Author: Morgan St. James, Phyllice Bradner Narrator: Andrea Bates Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins Language: English Release date: 12-22-17 Publisher: Books In Motion Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A fun-filled Silver Sisters escapade in "Sin City"... After Godiva's son Torch buys a condo in Las Vegas, his grandmother Flossie and great uncle Sterling decide to pay him a visit. When the old vaudeville magicians drag him to the Pageant of Peacocks starring sexy Mara the Magnificent, it's love at first sight. The romance blossoms, but when Torch returns from a meeting in LA, Mara seems cold and distant. Torch turns to his mother, the advice columnist, for a helping hand. Godiva agrees to check things out during her upcoming trip to Vegas, when she joins her twin sister, Goldie, at a big antique expo. Flossie and Sterling tag along for a second trip to sin city. The family gets a shock while attending Mara's show, where a stagehand dies during the performance. Police call it accidental, but Mara is convinced its murder. Torch told her about his family's uncanny ability to solve mysteries, so she begs them to investigate the death of her friend. They start to poke around in their clever but kooky fashion and uncover an even bigger mystery. This time Flossie and Sterling take the lead, and when they uncover a diabolical plot they come close to doing a disappearing act of their own! Twists, turns, murder and mayhem. Just when you think you've solved it, something else happens. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Vanishing Act In Vegas Subtitle: Silver Sisters, 3 Author: Morgan St. James, Phyllice Bradner Narrator: Andrea Bates Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins Language: English Release date: 12-22-17 Publisher: Books In Motion Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A fun-filled Silver Sisters escapade in "Sin City"... After Godiva's son Torch buys a condo in Las Vegas, his grandmother Flossie and great uncle Sterling decide to pay him a visit. When the old vaudeville magicians drag him to the Pageant of Peacocks starring sexy Mara the Magnificent, it's love at first sight. The romance blossoms, but when Torch returns from a meeting in LA, Mara seems cold and distant. Torch turns to his mother, the advice columnist, for a helping hand. Godiva agrees to check things out during her upcoming trip to Vegas, when she joins her twin sister, Goldie, at a big antique expo. Flossie and Sterling tag along for a second trip to sin city. The family gets a shock while attending Mara's show, where a stagehand dies during the performance. Police call it accidental, but Mara is convinced its murder. Torch told her about his family's uncanny ability to solve mysteries, so she begs them to investigate the death of her friend. They start to poke around in their clever but kooky fashion and uncover an even bigger mystery. This time Flossie and Sterling take the lead, and when they uncover a diabolical plot they come close to doing a disappearing act of their own! Twists, turns, murder and mayhem. Just when you think you've solved it, something else happens. Members Reviews: Murder, She Wrote meets The Borscht Belt Good news, bad news. The Good: This is a fun story, the Silver Family is almost impossible to dislike. Grandma Flossie and Great Uncle Sterling - two thirds of the once famous magic act The Scintillating Silvers - have that old fashioned vaudeville sensibility that makes for great screwball comedy. Twin sisters Goldie and Godiva are flamboyant and quirky in their own right - which makes it all the better when they try to be "the voice of reason" to the elders. Bad News: The mystery aspect of this story isn't very good. To put it in the vernacular of The Scintillating Silvers, "It's a flop." Not very original and really not even all that interesting. Thankfully, it's a relatively small part of the overall story - mostly an excuse to have the family descend on Vegas and go through their shtick. If you're in the mood for a good mystery this isn't it, but if you want to read a fun story about a quirky, oddball family of amateur sleuths running around Las Vegas then you might enjoy this book. This book is suitable for all readers. There is no graphic violence, explicit sex or strong language. Vanishing Act in Vegas I thought this book looked like I fun read when I wanted to win this book in the giveaway. This book did not let me down. I enjoyed the characters and had a great time reading this book. I would read more books in this series. * I received this book from a LibraryThing giveaway in exchange for an honest review* Laughs and Murder I love the Silver sisters and their Jewish mother, Flossie and Uncle Sterling. A wackier group of characters you will not find elsewhere. This time the sisters are off to Las Vegas to commenorate Godiva's late husband's wheel of fortune spin that made him into a multimillionaire and left Godiva a very rich widow. Of course, with retired magicians Flossie and Sterling along, and Godiva's son, Torch, now living in Vegas, the antics are plentiful and the twists and turns of the story are many. Torch has a new love in his life, who suddenly disappears. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Ze-sztambucha-starego-komucha-Audiobook/B01DO3OW7G Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Ze sztambucha starego komucha Author: Andrzej Kalinin Narrator: Jacek Kiss Format: Unabridged Length: 11 hrs and 24 mins Language: English Release date: 03-31-16 Publisher: Heraclon / storybox.pl Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Dowcipna opowiesc o czasach PRL - u. Dzieki lekturze ksiazki Kalinina czytelnicy maja okazje przeniesc sie do czasów, gdy lud pracujacy miast i wsi próbowal ze sprytem radzic sobie z jedynie slusznymi, zbawiennymi dyrektywami wszechwladnej Partii. Autor z duzym poczuciem humoru opisuje specyficzne realia, folklor i gware Polski gminnej i powiatowej. Smieszna zaslona mistrzowsko uwypukla wszystkie cienie minionego ustroju. Please note: This audiobook is in Polish. ©2014 Andrzej Kalinin (P)2014 Storybox bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Andrzej Kalinin) Thu, 31 Mar 2016 06:56:37 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Ze-sztambucha-starego-komucha-Audiobook/B01DO3OW7G thebookvoice.com 11:24:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Ze sztambucha starego komucha Author: Andrzej Kalinin Narrator: Jacek Kiss Format: Unabridged Length: 11 hrs and 24 mins Language: English Release date: 03-31-16 Publisher: Heraclon / storybox.pl Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Dowcipna opowiesc o czasach PRL - u. Dzieki lekturze ksiazki Kalinina czytelnicy maja okazje przeniesc sie do czasów, gdy lud pracujacy miast i wsi próbowal ze sprytem radzic sobie z jedynie slusznymi, zbawiennymi dyrektywami wszechwladnej Partii. Autor z duzym poczuciem humoru opisuje specyficzne realia, folklor i gware Polski gminnej i powiatowej. Smieszna zaslona mistrzowsko uwypukla wszystkie cienie minionego ustroju. Please note: This audiobook is in Polish. ©2014 Andrzej Kalinin (P)2014 Storybox Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Ze sztambucha starego komucha Author: Andrzej Kalinin Narrator: Jacek Kiss Format: Unabridged Length: 11 hrs and 24 mins Language: English Release date: 03-31-16 Publisher: Heraclon / storybox.pl Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Dowcipna opowiesc o czasach PRL - u. Dzieki lekturze ksiazki Kalinina czytelnicy maja okazje przeniesc sie do czasów, gdy lud pracujacy miast i wsi próbowal ze sprytem radzic sobie z jedynie slusznymi, zbawiennymi dyrektywami wszechwladnej Partii. Autor z duzym poczuciem humoru opisuje specyficzne realia, folklor i gware Polski gminnej i powiatowej. Smieszna zaslona mistrzowsko uwypukla wszystkie cienie minionego ustroju. Please note: This audiobook is in Polish. ©2014 Andrzej Kalinin (P)2014 Storybox https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Press-Any-Key-to-Destroy-the-Galaxy-Audiobook/B01C3A23A4 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Press Any Key to Destroy the Galaxy Subtitle: An Antigravel Short Story Author: George Saoulidis Narrator: Steve White Format: Unabridged Length: 13 mins Language: English Release date: 02-23-16 Publisher: Mythography Studios Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 22 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: An immovable object stands in the way of the Galactic Emperor Jarrl. He has waged siege against his arch-nemesis for 1,000 years, but the barrier still stands. Now, he has come up with a plan to put the immovable object's name to the test, and lay waste to his enemies. Will his plan work? Will he manage to obliterate his foes? Will he press the big red button to destroy a galaxy? bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (George Saoulidis) Tue, 23 Feb 2016 19:26:08 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Press-Any-Key-to-Destroy-the-Galaxy-Audiobook/B01C3A23A4 thebookvoice.com 00:13:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Press Any Key to Destroy the Galaxy Subtitle: An Antigravel Short Story Author: George Saoulidis Narrator: Steve White Format: Unabridged Length: 13 mins Language: English Release date: 02-23-16 Publisher: Mythography Studios Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 22 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: An immovable object stands in the way of the Galactic Emperor Jarrl. He has waged siege against his arch-nemesis for 1,000 years, but the barrier still stands. Now, he has come up with a plan to put the immovable object's name to the test, and lay waste to his enemies. Will his plan work? Will he manage to obliterate his foes? Will he press the big red button to destroy a galaxy? Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Press Any Key to Destroy the Galaxy Subtitle: An Antigravel Short Story Author: George Saoulidis Narrator: Steve White Format: Unabridged Length: 13 mins Language: English Release date: 02-23-16 Publisher: Mythography Studios Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 22 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: An immovable object stands in the way of the Galactic Emperor Jarrl. He has waged siege against his arch-nemesis for 1,000 years, but the barrier still stands. Now, he has come up with a plan to put the immovable object's name to the test, and lay waste to his enemies. Will his plan work? Will he manage to obliterate his foes? Will he press the big red button to destroy a galaxy? Members Reviews: Good short Aside literally laughing out loud at the Emperor sounding like Dr Claw from Inspector Gadget, I enjoyed this short. Can't wait to hear the rest of the story. For Being Short, This is Funny The Galactic Emperor Jarrl is the Ruler of Jarrlaxian, a small planet in the galaxy. I think in this story, the Universe is small. Whether it is or not, this was indeed a fun listen albeit short. I hope George Saoulidis writes more. Steve White was rather funny. I liked all his different voices and sound effects. He did a good job narrating. Hope to hear more from him as well. Audiobook received in exchange for my honest review. Cute at times funny listen Any additional comments? This was a cute very short story at times very funny. There are lessons to be learn here do not over think yourself, be careful when you do press the button, always have your equipment checked over and make sure it is in good working order. The author gives you some very good characters one wanting power and is willing to die to get it and the other just wanting to live on his little planet. Mr. White as narrator blows it out of the water, it is a shame this is so short I really got into his voices and then it was over. His characters are well thought out with many different tones that make this a delight to listen. I found myself laughing not so much at the story but the voices he came up with. He really is a very talented narrator. This might be short but it gives the narrator just enough time to really show off his talents and just what he can do with his voices. I would enjoy listening to some a little longer to really get the full effect he brings to the listen. The author does have a great plot with action in this short little read. I think it would have been better if it had been longer. For the type of story it was really a great little story he packs a lot into just a few minutes. There isnt a lot you can say without giving the story away so I will just give you the authors summary. An immovable object stands in the way of the Galactic Emperor Jarrl. He has waged siege against his arch-nemesis for 1,000 years, but the barrier still stands. Now, he has come up with a plan to put the immovable object's name to the test, and lay waste to his enemies. Will his plan work? Will he manage to obliterate his foes? Will he press the big red button to destroy a galaxy? What a book Would you consider the audio edition of Press Any Key to Destroy the Galaxy to be better than the print version? I would consider it better than the written word What was one of the most memorable moments of Press Any Key to Destroy the Galaxy? The ending was totally mins blowing Which character as performed by Steve White was your favorite? The main character If you could rename Press Any Key to Destroy the Galaxy, what would you call it? When your done shut the light off Any additional comments? A very good novel. Very funny short story. I enjoyed this short story very much. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/5-Stages-of-Grief-Audiobook/B018T7E0QA Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: 5 Stages of Grief Author: Bethany Ramos Narrator: Melissa Booey Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins Language: English Release date: 12-03-15 Publisher: Black Opal Books Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 8 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Danielle thinks that the worst is behind her, but she couldn't have been more wrong...As a beauty editor of Denver's hot new High Life magazine, Danielle Starkey didn't have becoming a widow on her to-do list. Then nine months after her husband's death, she discovers he booked a vacation with another woman. Suddenly, Danielle sees Adam's death in a whole new light and has to get over it - for the second time. Hit with the truth when she least expects it, Danielle brings a fresh, funny, and honest approach to the grieving process as she struggles through online dating, stalking her dead husband's mistress, and, hopefully, finding the man of her dreams. With her stubborn and sassy best friend, April, by her side, Danielle refuses to let sleeping dogs lie. Will she finally face the truth about herself and her marriage? Or, will she succumb to one of the five stages of grief? bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Bethany Ramos) Thu, 03 Dec 2015 06:25:45 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/5-Stages-of-Grief-Audiobook/B018T7E0QA thebookvoice.com 07:46:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: 5 Stages of Grief Author: Bethany Ramos Narrator: Melissa Booey Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins Language: English Release date: 12-03-15 Publisher: Black Opal Books Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 8 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Danielle thinks that the worst is behind her, but she couldn't have been more wrong...As a beauty editor of Denver's hot new High Life magazine, Danielle Starkey didn't have becoming a widow on her to-do list. Then nine months after her husband's death, she discovers he booked a vacation with another woman. Suddenly, Danielle sees Adam's death in a whole new light and has to get over it - for the second time. Hit with the truth when she least expects it, Danielle brings a fresh, funny, and honest approach to the grieving process as she struggles through online dating, stalking her dead husband's mistress, and, hopefully, finding the man of her dreams. With her stubborn and sassy best friend, April, by her side, Danielle refuses to let sleeping dogs lie. Will she finally face the truth about herself and her marriage? Or, will she succumb to one of the five stages of grief? Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: 5 Stages of Grief Author: Bethany Ramos Narrator: Melissa Booey Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins Language: English Release date: 12-03-15 Publisher: Black Opal Books Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 8 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Danielle thinks that the worst is behind her, but she couldn't have been more wrong...As a beauty editor of Denver's hot new High Life magazine, Danielle Starkey didn't have becoming a widow on her to-do list. Then nine months after her husband's death, she discovers he booked a vacation with another woman. Suddenly, Danielle sees Adam's death in a whole new light and has to get over it - for the second time. Hit with the truth when she least expects it, Danielle brings a fresh, funny, and honest approach to the grieving process as she struggles through online dating, stalking her dead husband's mistress, and, hopefully, finding the man of her dreams. With her stubborn and sassy best friend, April, by her side, Danielle refuses to let sleeping dogs lie. Will she finally face the truth about herself and her marriage? Or, will she succumb to one of the five stages of grief? Members Reviews: Good story and performance...BAD audio quality The story is good and so is the performance, but the audio is very poor quality. I could tell she was reading the story very well, but there was background noise along with other bad quality audio. Mediocre story with amateurish narration Hearing the sound of a chair scraping or sirens in the background was distracting enough, but the narrator's attempts to "act" out her role was horrendous. The only reason I listened through to the end was that I was on a long trip with nothing else downloaded. They invented soundproof rooms for a reason I didn't mind this book overall, but I spent so much time distracted by the fact that it sounded like the narrator was in her bedroom, bathroom, car, lounge room doing the narration. At one point I am 99% sure I heard someone doing dishes in the background. The sound levels vary so a few chapters will be at one volume and then you can hardly hear it for the next few. Editing wasn't the greatest and having 'end of chapter x' at the end of each chapter was a tad annoying. I feel a little bad as I didn't mind the overall narration style, it was just very distracting when I am used to 'standard' narration sound quality. Ok The story was ok, it didn't feel like the story really got going and the narration was awful! Cringeworthy, cliche, poorly read. Avoid! This is the first time I've truly hated a book. The main character is awful, a narcissistic idiot who I couldn't warm to so I didn't care what happened to her. I listened to this while on a long drive with no alternatives so I made it the whole way through but it was a challenge. I rolled my eyes at the terrible writing at least a dozen times. I'll be avoiding this author and narrator from now on. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Decline-and-Fall-Audiobook/B0036GIMZ0 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Decline and Fall Author: Evelyn Waugh Narrator: Rik Mayall Format: Abridged Length: 1 hr and 56 mins Language: English Release date: 12-10-07 Publisher: CSA Word Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 26 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The king of farce strikes a royally hard slap to the face with this gloriously funny study of the life of Paul Pennyfeather, an Oxford expulsion who finds himself a job as a teacher, only to discover that his fellow educators are no better than a rag-tag bunch of oddballs, rascals, and even criminals! As an attractive and wealthy parent of one of the pupils is thrown into the mix, along with the chaos of the school sports day, no one is safe, least of all Paul Pennyfeather. © and (P)2006 CSA Telltapes Ltd. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Evelyn Waugh) Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:16:50 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Decline-and-Fall-Audiobook/B0036GIMZ0 thebookvoice.com 01:56:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Decline and Fall Author: Evelyn Waugh Narrator: Rik Mayall Format: Abridged Length: 1 hr and 56 mins Language: English Release date: 12-10-07 Publisher: CSA Word Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 26 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The king of farce strikes a royally hard slap to the face with this gloriously funny study of the life of Paul Pennyfeather, an Oxford expulsion who finds himself a job as a teacher, only to discover that his fellow educators are no better than a rag-tag bunch of oddballs, rascals, and even criminals! As an attractive and wealthy parent of one of the pupils is thrown into the mix, along with the chaos of the school sports day, no one is safe, least of all Paul Pennyfeather. © and (P)2006 CSA Telltapes Ltd. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Decline and Fall Author: Evelyn Waugh Narrator: Rik Mayall Format: Abridged Length: 1 hr and 56 mins Language: English Release date: 12-10-07 Publisher: CSA Word Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 26 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The king of farce strikes a royally hard slap to the face with this gloriously funny study of the life of Paul Pennyfeather, an Oxford expulsion who finds himself a job as a teacher, only to discover that his fellow educators are no better than a rag-tag bunch of oddballs, rascals, and even criminals! As an attractive and wealthy parent of one of the pupils is thrown into the mix, along with the chaos of the school sports day, no one is safe, least of all Paul Pennyfeather. © and (P)2006 CSA Telltapes Ltd. Members Reviews: An Amazing Barrage of Characters What about Rik Mayalls performance did you like? Mayall's range of expression and pathos was perfect; no surprise to those familiar with his work. Why abridged? It's an enduring mystery to me that so few of Waugh's books are available in audio, and then only in abridged form. Waugh is the finest writer of intelligent humour in the last century, so this lacuna is all the more puzzling. Funny! Great story, fantastic narration, just a shame it's abridged! Rik Mayall remains the best narrator ever. So love Rik Mayall and miss him. An enjoyable exploration of characters and the wonderfully expressive personalities given them by this well loved comic. Hugely entertaining Waugh's witty novel about the hapless Paul Pennyfeather fabulously brought to life by Rik Mayall https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Millionaer-Audiobook/B00TVO2Y2I Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Millionär Autor:: Tommy Jaud Erzähler: Christoph Maria Herbst Format: Abridged Spieldauer: 4 hrs and 36 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 08-21-07 Herausgeber: Argon Verlag Bewertung: 2 von 5 von 1 Stimmen Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Simon nörgelt, Simon nervt - aber Simon verbessert die Welt. Glaubt er. Kirchenglocken, Klopapierperforationen, Karriere-Frauen - das sind so seine Widersacher. Außerdem braucht der inzwischen arbeitslose Vollidiot mal eben eine Million Euro, um eine nervtötende Nachbarin loszuwerden. In seiner Not entwickelt Simon eine derart abgefahrene Geschäftsidee, dass die Chancen hierfür gar nicht so schlecht stehen. Tommy Jaud schreibt über die gnadenlose Rückkehr eines liebenswerten Chaoten: Nach "Vollidiot" und "Resturlaub" der neue filmreife Bestseller kongenial gelesen von Christoph Maria Herbst! Der Autor: Tommy Jaud, 1970 in Schweinfurt geboren, war nach dem Abitur Zivi im Kindergarten (Bienengruppe) und Student in Bamberg (Germanistik). Vor einigen Jahren zog es ihn nach Köln, wo er seitdem als freier Autor arbeitet. Jaud war Headwriter für die Sat.1-Wochenshow und Creative Producer der Kultsendung "Ladykracher". Seine Romane "Vollidiot" und "Resturlaub" sind Bestseller sowohl als Bücher wie als Hörbücher. "Ein Hammer von Gegenwartsroman" urteilte "Der Spiegel" über "Resturlaub". Die Verfilmung von "Vollidiot" mit Oliver Pocher in der Hauptrolle startete im April 2007 in den deutschen Kinos. (c)+(p) 2007 Argon Verlag bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Tommy Jaud) Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:41:10 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Millionaer-Audiobook/B00TVO2Y2I thebookvoice.com 04:36:00 no Hören Sie diesen Titel kostenlos bei thebookvoice.com Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Millionär Autor:: Tommy Jaud Erzähler: Christoph Maria Herbst Format: Abridged Spieldauer: 4 hrs and 36 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 08-21-07 Herausgeber: Argon Verlag Bewertung: 2 von 5 von 1 Stimmen Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Simon nörgelt, Simon nervt - aber Simon verbessert die Welt. Glaubt er. Kirchenglocken, Klopapierperforationen, Karriere-Frauen - das sind so seine Widersacher. Außerdem braucht der inzwischen arbeitslose Vollidiot mal eben eine Million Euro, um eine nervtötende Nachbarin loszuwerden. In seiner Not entwickelt Simon eine derart abgefahrene Geschäftsidee, dass die Chancen hierfür gar nicht so schlecht stehen. Tommy Jaud schreibt über die gnadenlose Rückkehr eines liebenswerten Chaoten: Nach "Vollidiot" und "Resturlaub" der neue filmreife Bestseller kongenial gelesen von Christoph Maria Herbst! Der Autor: Tommy Jaud, 1970 in Schweinfurt geboren, war nach dem Abitur Zivi im Kindergarten (Bienengruppe) und Student in Bamberg (Germanistik). Vor einigen Jahren zog es ihn nach Köln, wo er seitdem als freier Autor arbeitet. Jaud war Headwriter für die Sat.1-Wochenshow und Creative Producer der Kultsendung "Ladykracher". Seine Romane "Vollidiot" und "Resturlaub" sind Bestseller sowohl als Bücher wie als Hörbücher. "Ein Hammer von Gegenwartsroman" urteilte "Der Spiegel" über "Resturlaub". Die Verfilmung von "Vollidiot" mit Oliver Pocher in der Hauptrolle startete im April 2007 in den deutschen Kinos. (c)+(p) 2007 Argon Verlag Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Millionär Autor:: Tommy Jaud Erzähler: Christoph Maria Herbst Format: Abridged Spieldauer: 4 hrs and 36 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 08-21-07 Herausgeber: Argon Verlag Bewertung: 2 von 5 von 1 Stimmen Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Simon nörgelt, Simon nervt - aber Simon verbessert die Welt. Glaubt er. Kirchenglocken, Klopapierperforationen, Karriere-Frauen - das sind so seine Widersacher. Außerdem braucht der inzwischen arbeitslose Vollidiot mal eben eine Million Euro, um eine nervtötende Nachbarin loszuwerden. In seiner Not entwickelt Simon eine derart abgefahrene Geschäftsidee, dass die Chancen hierfür gar nicht so schlecht stehen. Tommy Jaud schreibt über die gnadenlose Rückkehr eines liebenswerten Chaoten: Nach "Vollidiot" und "Resturlaub" der neue filmreife Bestseller kongenial gelesen von Christoph Maria Herbst! Der Autor: Tommy Jaud, 1970 in Schweinfurt geboren, war nach dem Abitur Zivi im Kindergarten (Bienengruppe) und Student in Bamberg (Germanistik). Vor einigen Jahren zog es ihn nach Köln, wo er seitdem als freier Autor arbeitet. Jaud war Headwriter für die Sat.1-Wochenshow und Creative Producer der Kultsendung "Ladykracher". Seine Romane "Vollidiot" und "Resturlaub" sind Bestseller sowohl als Bücher wie als Hörbücher. "Ein Hammer von Gegenwartsroman" urteilte "Der Spiegel" über "Resturlaub". Die Verfilmung von "Vollidiot" mit Oliver Pocher in der Hauptrolle startete im April 2007 in den deutschen Kinos. (c)+(p) 2007 Argon Verlag https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Blonder-wirds-nicht-Kein-Friseur-Roman-Audiobook/B01ITLNKLM Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Blonder wird's nicht: (K)ein Friseur-Roman Autor:: Ellen Berg Erzähler: Tessa Mittelstaedt Format: Abridged Spieldauer: 8 hrs and 53 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 08-15-16 Herausgeber: Audible Studios Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Friseurin Maja hat eine Menge an der Hacke: ihren Salon mit betreuungsintensiven Kunden, den heftig pubertierenden Sohn Willi, eine On-off-Beziehung mit Sam. Als wäre das nicht genug, drückt ihr Tante Elsbeth eine russische Azubine aufs Auge: Olga, ein superblondes Vollweib auf Männerjagd, das gleich einen wichtigen Kunden verunstaltet. Als Willi noch das Kiffen für sich entdeckt und ein halbseidener Schlagerstar Maja nachstellt, muss sie mit Kamm, Schere und starken Nerven um ihr Glück und ihre Existenz kämpfen. ©2016 Aufbau Verlag GmbH & Co. KG (P)2016 Audible GmbH bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Ellen Berg) Mon, 15 Aug 2016 20:25:33 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Blonder-wirds-nicht-Kein-Friseur-Roman-Audiobook/B01ITLNKLM thebookvoice.com 08:53:00 no Hören Sie diesen Titel kostenlos bei thebookvoice.com Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Blonder wird's nicht: (K)ein Friseur-Roman Autor:: Ellen Berg Erzähler: Tessa Mittelstaedt Format: Abridged Spieldauer: 8 hrs and 53 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 08-15-16 Herausgeber: Audible Studios Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Friseurin Maja hat eine Menge an der Hacke: ihren Salon mit betreuungsintensiven Kunden, den heftig pubertierenden Sohn Willi, eine On-off-Beziehung mit Sam. Als wäre das nicht genug, drückt ihr Tante Elsbeth eine russische Azubine aufs Auge: Olga, ein superblondes Vollweib auf Männerjagd, das gleich einen wichtigen Kunden verunstaltet. Als Willi noch das Kiffen für sich entdeckt und ein halbseidener Schlagerstar Maja nachstellt, muss sie mit Kamm, Schere und starken Nerven um ihr Glück und ihre Existenz kämpfen. ©2016 Aufbau Verlag GmbH & Co. KG (P)2016 Audible GmbH Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Blonder wird's nicht: (K)ein Friseur-Roman Autor:: Ellen Berg Erzähler: Tessa Mittelstaedt Format: Abridged Spieldauer: 8 hrs and 53 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 08-15-16 Herausgeber: Audible Studios Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Friseurin Maja hat eine Menge an der Hacke: ihren Salon mit betreuungsintensiven Kunden, den heftig pubertierenden Sohn Willi, eine On-off-Beziehung mit Sam. Als wäre das nicht genug, drückt ihr Tante Elsbeth eine russische Azubine aufs Auge: Olga, ein superblondes Vollweib auf Männerjagd, das gleich einen wichtigen Kunden verunstaltet. Als Willi noch das Kiffen für sich entdeckt und ein halbseidener Schlagerstar Maja nachstellt, muss sie mit Kamm, Schere und starken Nerven um ihr Glück und ihre Existenz kämpfen. ©2016 Aufbau Verlag GmbH & Co. KG (P)2016 Audible GmbH https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Baked-Audiobook/B019HRCZGS Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Baked Author: Mark Haskell Smith Narrator: Peter Berkrot Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins Language: English Release date: 12-21-15 Publisher: Recorded Books Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Miro Basinas is an experimental botanist who sells his rarefied product to a discerning clientele. Only Miro's not growing heirloom tomatoes or making organic wine - he's growing weed. And when Miro hits the big time by winning Amsterdam's famed Cannabis Cup, cannasseurs and ganjaficionados aren't the only people who want a piece of him and his mind-blowing pot that tastes like mangoes. A wickedly funny novel, Baked opens with a bang as Miro is cut down by a bullet. A mild-mannered hipster who doesn't know the first thing about revenge - or even who shot him - Miro is soon on a quest to recover his prize invention and to secure his place as the Floyd Zaiger (creator of the pluot) of weed. It's a journey packed with a delicious cast of characters, including a string-theory obsessed cop; a kinky paramedic; a Mormon missionary struggling to keep his "sap" under control in a city that is the personification of sex; a half Irish, half Salvadoran drug dealer and his dim-witted associates; a cougar starlet; and an entrepreneur who wants to turn his medical marijuana Compassion Centers into the Starbucks of pot. Baked is a hilarious, rip-roaring romp from a talented, utterly original novelist. Critic Reviews: "Although the plots of Smith's novels (including Moist, 2007) often read like the work of someone who is entirely baked, connoisseurs of absurdist humor will find him working at the top of his game here." (Booklist) "As cockeyed and riotous as Carl Hiaasen on really good dope." (Kirkus Reviews) "A wickedly funny...blast of a book...featuring a fast-moving multilayered plot, prose that has a smart, jazzy swing, and moments of shivery unease." (Richard Rayner, Los Angeles Times) "Baked, Mark Haskell Smith's very funny fourth crime novel, tells a sprawling story...and it's quite a mix: a sweet love story, raunchy sex, outrageous behavior, and a couple of murders, all of it laced with plenty of profanity. In short, this irreverent gonzo crime novel is not for the faint of heart. But it's a great trip for the right reader." (Hallie Ephron, Boston Globe) bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Mark Haskell Smith) Mon, 21 Dec 2015 21:16:12 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Baked-Audiobook/B019HRCZGS thebookvoice.com 07:59:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Baked Author: Mark Haskell Smith Narrator: Peter Berkrot Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins Language: English Release date: 12-21-15 Publisher: Recorded Books Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Miro Basinas is an experimental botanist who sells his rarefied product to a discerning clientele. Only Miro's not growing heirloom tomatoes or making organic wine - he's growing weed. And when Miro hits the big time by winning Amsterdam's famed Cannabis Cup, cannasseurs and ganjaficionados aren't the only people who want a piece of him and his mind-blowing pot that tastes like mangoes. A wickedly funny novel, Baked opens with a bang as Miro is cut down by a bullet. A mild-mannered hipster who doesn't know the first thing about revenge - or even who shot him - Miro is soon on a quest to recover his prize invention and to secure his place as the Floyd Zaiger (creator of the pluot) of weed. It's a journey packed with a delicious cast of characters, including a string-theory obsessed cop; a kinky paramedic; a Mormon missionary struggling to keep his "sap" under control in a city that is the personification of sex; a half Irish, half Salvadoran drug dealer and his dim-witted associates; a cougar starlet; and an entrepreneur who wants to turn his medical marijuana Compassion Centers into the Starbucks of pot. Baked is a hilarious, rip-roaring romp from a talented, utterly original novelist. Critic Reviews: "Although the plots of Smith's novels (including Moist, 2007) often read like the work of someone who is entirely baked, connoisseurs of absurdist humor will find him working at the top of his game here." (Booklist) "As cockeyed and riotous as Carl Hiaasen on really good dope." (Kirkus Reviews) "A wickedly funny...blast of a book...featuring a fast-moving multilayered plot, prose that has a smart, jazzy swing, and moments of shivery unease." (Richard Rayner, Los Angeles Times) "Baked, Mark Haskell Smith's very funny fourth crime novel, tells a sprawling story...and it's quite a mix: a sweet love story, raunchy sex, outrageous behavior, and a couple of murders, all of it laced with plenty of profanity. In short, this irreverent gonzo crime novel is not for the faint of heart. But it's a great trip for the right reader." (Hallie Ephron, Boston Globe) Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Baked Author: Mark Haskell Smith Narrator: Peter Berkrot Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins Language: English Release date: 12-21-15 Publisher: Recorded Books Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Miro Basinas is an experimental botanist who sells his rarefied product to a discerning clientele. Only Miro's not growing heirloom tomatoes or making organic wine - he's growing weed. And when Miro hits the big time by winning Amsterdam's famed Cannabis Cup, cannasseurs and ganjaficionados aren't the only people who want a piece of him and his mind-blowing pot that tastes like mangoes. A wickedly funny novel, Baked opens with a bang as Miro is cut down by a bullet. A mild-mannered hipster who doesn't know the first thing about revenge - or even who shot him - Miro is soon on a quest to recover his prize invention and to secure his place as the Floyd Zaiger (creator of the pluot) of weed. It's a journey packed with a delicious cast of characters, including a string-theory obsessed cop; a kinky paramedic; a Mormon missionary struggling to keep his "sap" under control in a city that is the personification of sex; a half Irish, half Salvadoran drug dealer and his dim-witted associates; a cougar starlet; and an entrepreneur who wants to turn his medical marijuana Compassion Centers into the Starbucks of pot. Baked is a hilarious, rip-roaring romp from a talented, utterly original novelist. Critic Reviews: "Although the plots of Smith's novels (including Moist, 2007) often read like the work of someone who is entirely baked, connoisseurs of absurdist humor will find him working at the top of his game here." (Booklist) "As cockeyed and riotous as Carl Hiaasen on really good dope." (Kirkus Reviews) "A wickedly funny...blast of a book...featuring a fast-moving multilayered plot, prose that has a smart, jazzy swing, and moments of shivery unease." (Richard Rayner, Los Angeles Times) "Baked, Mark Haskell Smith's very funny fourth crime novel, tells a sprawling story...and it's quite a mix: a sweet love story, raunchy sex, outrageous behavior, and a couple of murders, all of it laced with plenty of profanity. In short, this irreverent gonzo crime novel is not for the faint of heart. But it's a great trip for the right reader." (Hallie Ephron, Boston Globe) Members Reviews: A Deft Marriage of Mystery, Romance, and Marijuana I'm new to Kindle, so when I got it just over a week ago, I was ready to buy buy buy. When I saw the "get a sample" button, I decided to get many samples instead. I downloaded samples of Sara Gruen's "Ape House" and Jonathan Franzen's "Freedom", which I still have to try. That's because a friend suggested Mark Haskell Smith's "Baked," and I became swept up with that. She said he has a similar style to my own novel "The Brightest Moon of the Century." I'll disagree with her. While perhaps a comic sensibility may be at work in our novels, Smith's book is different. I swept through the sample quickly and had to buy the whole thing. In a weekend when I had so much to do, I read "Baked." The novel is a deft marriage of mystery, romance, and marijuana. In "Baked," a young man named Miro never had a particular talent or drive until he discovers he was great at botany, particularly in improving marijuana. His hero is Floyd Zaiger, the man who invented the pluot, which is a cross between a plum and an apricot. Miro has created a strain of pot that is rich in THC, yet is mellow to smoke and has a taste of mango. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/A-Tale-of-Gods-Mortals-and-Jell-O-Shooters-Audiobook/B0758HMZWS Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: A Tale of Gods, Mortals, and Jell-O Shooters Author: Maxwell Cantrell Narrator: Christopher James Mayer Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins Language: English Release date: 09-04-17 Publisher: Maxwell Cantrell Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: After having been trapped in his office for 10,000 years, Lacerto, the god of small to medium-sized lizards, escapes to seek revenge. They say when you go looking for revenge, dig two graves. If you're a god, make sure one of them is the size of Mount Olympus. To keep himself out of that grave, Lacerto will have to win and wield a divine weapon that takes the form of a brutally sarcastic salamander, take on the entire pantheon of gods, and control a human lawyer to whom he accidentally assigned godlike power when she became his pope. But at least there will be alcohol. And snark. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Maxwell Cantrell) Mon, 04 Sep 2017 13:46:10 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/A-Tale-of-Gods-Mortals-and-Jell-O-Shooters-Audiobook/B0758HMZWS thebookvoice.com 04:26:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: A Tale of Gods, Mortals, and Jell-O Shooters Author: Maxwell Cantrell Narrator: Christopher James Mayer Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins Language: English Release date: 09-04-17 Publisher: Maxwell Cantrell Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: After having been trapped in his office for 10,000 years, Lacerto, the god of small to medium-sized lizards, escapes to seek revenge. They say when you go looking for revenge, dig two graves. If you're a god, make sure one of them is the size of Mount Olympus. To keep himself out of that grave, Lacerto will have to win and wield a divine weapon that takes the form of a brutally sarcastic salamander, take on the entire pantheon of gods, and control a human lawyer to whom he accidentally assigned godlike power when she became his pope. But at least there will be alcohol. And snark. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: A Tale of Gods, Mortals, and Jell-O Shooters Author: Maxwell Cantrell Narrator: Christopher James Mayer Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins Language: English Release date: 09-04-17 Publisher: Maxwell Cantrell Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: After having been trapped in his office for 10,000 years, Lacerto, the god of small to medium-sized lizards, escapes to seek revenge. They say when you go looking for revenge, dig two graves. If you're a god, make sure one of them is the size of Mount Olympus. To keep himself out of that grave, Lacerto will have to win and wield a divine weapon that takes the form of a brutally sarcastic salamander, take on the entire pantheon of gods, and control a human lawyer to whom he accidentally assigned godlike power when she became his pope. But at least there will be alcohol. And snark. Members Reviews: Pratchett-Christopher Moore-Douglas Adams-ish My first idea when I started this story was that Christopher Moore had sex with Terry Pratchett while Douglas Adams cheered on. Hilarious, raunchy, violent and super duper awesome. I highly recommend the audiobook as the voice artist elevates the ballsy story with vocal flourishes, technical prowess and enlivens each character with mastery. I felt like a happy, drunken demi-god when I was finished with this book. Cheers. Great listen! If you are looking for a listen with plenty of laughs, youve found it! Great story with fun characters, I loved the Salamander of Ishtar and Lacerto. I was frequently laughing while listening to this, the narrators performance was fantastic and really made the listening experience. I received a free review copy of this audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review. Sometimes Just Silly Silly and interesting to a point. I found myself at multiple points in this story just pausing and thinking "wth?". Yes multiple times. I put off writing this review because I had no clue what to think about any of this, but I've settled on silly. The main character is dense, the sidekick/weapon/strong lizard is a sarcastic, but in a corny way. The book is violent. It has a plot and it's pretty straight forward. This is definitely one of those books that you can't just describe to someone else. They would need to experience it for themselves. It's okay and interesting. I received this audiobook at my request for free and left this review voluntarily Oddball and entertaining! I was given this free review copy audio book at my request and have voluntarily left this review. So, this was very odd, but quite entertaining. I laughed out loud several times and found that I enjoyed this book. The narrator put great personality into the voices and I would listen to more from him. This isn't intended to be a work of great literature, and doesn't take itself seriously. So, if you're looking for a heavily sarcastic, funny and all together silly tale about infighting gods, you should check this one out. Clever, witty, odd but fun book! A Tale of Gods, Mortals, and Jell-O Shooters By: Maxwell Cantrell Narrated by: Christopher J Mayer This is an audible book I requested and the review is voluntary. I thought this book was clever, witty, and a bit childish (and I laughed at those parts the most), and I enjoyed it! It had fun parts, sad parts, silly and emotional parts. A lesser god is trapped and then when he gets, by accident, a follower he is released from his captivity. He wants revenge. He lets this emotion take over. There are some great characters in here and weird other gods. The strange situations he gets himself in, and his only friend, doesn't seem to bother him. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Rev-Me-Up-Audiobook/B01MQ1V76D Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Rev Me Up Subtitle: Clover Park, Book 7 Author: Kylie Gilmore Narrator: Charles Lawrence Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins Language: English Release date: 10-31-16 Publisher: Extra Fancy Books Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A road trip with his most important client's sexy daughter. What could go wrong? When hot redheaded Lily walks into Nico Marino's classic car restoration shop, he figures she's the frisky blind date his friend arranged. The sizzling seduction comes to a screeching halt when he learns she's the daughter of his wealthiest client. This is one hookup he has to say no to, only Lily has other ideas. Lily Spencer knows men only want her for her money or her family, but she has a plan to end her two-year dry spell with the sexy Nico - getting his hands on a 1969 Mustang she's inherited. And hopefully on her too. All it takes is a two-week, no-strings road trip. Lily won't take no for an answer. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Kylie Gilmore) Mon, 31 Oct 2016 22:55:26 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Rev-Me-Up-Audiobook/B01MQ1V76D thebookvoice.com 06:40:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Rev Me Up Subtitle: Clover Park, Book 7 Author: Kylie Gilmore Narrator: Charles Lawrence Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins Language: English Release date: 10-31-16 Publisher: Extra Fancy Books Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A road trip with his most important client's sexy daughter. What could go wrong? When hot redheaded Lily walks into Nico Marino's classic car restoration shop, he figures she's the frisky blind date his friend arranged. The sizzling seduction comes to a screeching halt when he learns she's the daughter of his wealthiest client. This is one hookup he has to say no to, only Lily has other ideas. Lily Spencer knows men only want her for her money or her family, but she has a plan to end her two-year dry spell with the sexy Nico - getting his hands on a 1969 Mustang she's inherited. And hopefully on her too. All it takes is a two-week, no-strings road trip. Lily won't take no for an answer. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Rev Me Up Subtitle: Clover Park, Book 7 Author: Kylie Gilmore Narrator: Charles Lawrence Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins Language: English Release date: 10-31-16 Publisher: Extra Fancy Books Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A road trip with his most important client's sexy daughter. What could go wrong? When hot redheaded Lily walks into Nico Marino's classic car restoration shop, he figures she's the frisky blind date his friend arranged. The sizzling seduction comes to a screeching halt when he learns she's the daughter of his wealthiest client. This is one hookup he has to say no to, only Lily has other ideas. Lily Spencer knows men only want her for her money or her family, but she has a plan to end her two-year dry spell with the sexy Nico - getting his hands on a 1969 Mustang she's inherited. And hopefully on her too. All it takes is a two-week, no-strings road trip. Lily won't take no for an answer. Members Reviews: Great Series! This is a great book; this is the seventh book in the Clover Park series written by Kylie Gilmore and narrated by Charles Lawrence. This is a great book with a wonderful story and well developed characters. The story flowed very well and was very enjoyable. This book will keep you reading long into the night and you will not want to put this book down until you finish. This was such a great read and full of surprises. The narrator did a wonderful job with this book. She did a great job with the different voices of each character in this book. It was very easy to listen to and I didnt want to stop listening until the end. If you are looking for a great book with well-developed characters then you need to listen to this book. I am looking forward to listening to the next book by this author and narrator. Highly recommend! What made the experience of listening to Rev Me Up the most enjoyable? I love everything about author Kylie Gilmores' characters and stories and I find the narration by Charles Lawrence to be very sexy. He's my absolute favorite voice to listen to! What did you like best about this story? I loved Nico Marino's appreciation of, and dedication to, old cars. He's a very successful mechanic and he loves the art of car restoration. He might not make tons of money he's happy to spend his life doing work that he enjoys. Which scene was your favorite? This author does a great job when she engages my emotions by bringing attention to the vulnerabilities of her heroes and heroines. I enjoyed all of the fascinating touristy places Lily and Nico stopped at while on their cross country road trip. Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you? Charles Lawrence's narration is always fabulous in every way. Most of the time I have to remind myself that he's portraying both the male and female characters because he switches so effortlessly between Nico and Lily. His voice is very sexy too! Any additional comments? I really enjoy spending time in Clover Park with the macho Marino brothers and their remarkably endearing father and step mother. This entire series is absolutely addictive in every way and I really enjoyed the talented narration of Charles Lawrence. I can't wait to hear more books in this entertaining series. Opposites Attract Any additional comments? I loved Nico and Lily's story! They seemed to be complete opposites at first, but they complemented each other. I loved how the the tough Nico fell. I loved how Lily faced her fears head on. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Unlucky-Audiobook/B01DCQ4NWY Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Unlucky Subtitle: The Case Files of Dr. Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist Author: Cynthia St. Aubin Narrator: Hollie Jackson Format: Unabridged Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins Language: English Release date: 03-25-16 Publisher: Cynthia St. Aubin Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 20 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Accused of stealing gold from an infamous Irish street gang, paranormal psychologist Matilda Schmidt will die in exactly five days if she doesn't cough it up - guilty or not. With minutes ticking away and her office overrun by a leprechaun who's loopier than he is lucky, Matilda makes a deal with a demigod - give him one night in her bed and he'll help her locate the missing gold. But when Matilda's recent one-night stand shows up with inside information about the heist she's being framed for, she finds herself caught between a hit man and a demigod both offering to protect her - if they don't kill each other first. If Matilda's luck doesn't change soon, death might be the only thing waiting for her at the end of the rainbow. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Cynthia St. Aubin) Fri, 25 Mar 2016 00:38:45 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Unlucky-Audiobook/B01DCQ4NWY thebookvoice.com 03:03:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Unlucky Subtitle: The Case Files of Dr. Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist Author: Cynthia St. Aubin Narrator: Hollie Jackson Format: Unabridged Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins Language: English Release date: 03-25-16 Publisher: Cynthia St. Aubin Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 20 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Accused of stealing gold from an infamous Irish street gang, paranormal psychologist Matilda Schmidt will die in exactly five days if she doesn't cough it up - guilty or not. With minutes ticking away and her office overrun by a leprechaun who's loopier than he is lucky, Matilda makes a deal with a demigod - give him one night in her bed and he'll help her locate the missing gold. But when Matilda's recent one-night stand shows up with inside information about the heist she's being framed for, she finds herself caught between a hit man and a demigod both offering to protect her - if they don't kill each other first. If Matilda's luck doesn't change soon, death might be the only thing waiting for her at the end of the rainbow. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Unlucky Subtitle: The Case Files of Dr. Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist Author: Cynthia St. Aubin Narrator: Hollie Jackson Format: Unabridged Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins Language: English Release date: 03-25-16 Publisher: Cynthia St. Aubin Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 20 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Accused of stealing gold from an infamous Irish street gang, paranormal psychologist Matilda Schmidt will die in exactly five days if she doesn't cough it up - guilty or not. With minutes ticking away and her office overrun by a leprechaun who's loopier than he is lucky, Matilda makes a deal with a demigod - give him one night in her bed and he'll help her locate the missing gold. But when Matilda's recent one-night stand shows up with inside information about the heist she's being framed for, she finds herself caught between a hit man and a demigod both offering to protect her - if they don't kill each other first. If Matilda's luck doesn't change soon, death might be the only thing waiting for her at the end of the rainbow. Members Reviews: Leprechauns...demi-gods...Oh, my! Cynthia St. Aubin has written another fantastic book. This one picks up right where the previous book ended. I don't want to spoil anything about the book by saying to much. I will say, there are plenty of laugh-out-loud moments. I'm enjoying this series! I have listened to the audio version of this book and loved it! Holly Jackson has done a fabulous job (as always) of bringing these characters to life. I'm looking forward to getting the rest of the series when they become available. I purchased the complete series when it became available (Disordered: The Complete Case Files of Dr. Matilda schmidt Paranormal Psychologist) I received the audio version from the author in exchange for an honest review. I laughed so much I almost made rainbow soup Cynthia has a magical way of putting together words and Hollie has a way of reading them that had me laughing like a loon. I'm definitely going to go listen to book one now and order book three for when it comes out. The characters were so fun yet lifelike. And Flick's full name....oh my stars, I spit my tea across my papers laughing. Julie, Matilda, Liam and Crixus are definitely my new go to book friends when I need a laugh. Thank you Cynthia for giving me this to listen to. Fall in love! 1: This is the first book I've ever listened to! 2: I loved this book so thought it best as a first listening experience! 3: I'm so happy I gave this a try! I'm not sure I'll be listening to a ton of books but this was a great experience! ***** Hearing the characters come to life in this series come to life was amazing! If you know the book you have a idea of what's to come and the humor is truly laugh out loud funny,if not be prepared to laugh!!!!! Not the best but ok Matilda Schmidt is still being pretentious, horny, multitasking all while trying to avoid being killed. That is even a lot for the doctor. To add to her day, Crixus, the demigod, is pressing for his turn in her panties. What is a woman to do? What Matilda does will be entertaining. Short and sexy, not a novel Not what I expected, long on sex short on story. Not my preference at all. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Jack-and-Yani-Love-Harry-Potter-Audiobook/B00BIOVWRW Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Jack and Yani Love Harry Potter Author: Mary E. Twomey Narrator: Jason Lovett Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 32 mins Language: English Release date: 02-21-13 Publisher: mary elizabeth twomey Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 11 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Best friends Jack and Yani do everything together. After Yani's 30th birthday party, however, she decides to leave town on a spontaneous vacation to visit all the sites of the young adult fiction novels she loves, hoping that when she returns, she'll have buried the secret flame she has for Jack. Forced by his friends to go on a road trip to track down Yani, Jack learns a lot about his best friend by reading the novels she's been obsessed with. From vampire hunting in Forks to searching for wizards in Florida, Jack confronts his greatest fears - that he just might love Harry Potter...and perhaps, Yani. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Mary E. Twomey) Thu, 21 Feb 2013 03:42:13 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Jack-and-Yani-Love-Harry-Potter-Audiobook/B00BIOVWRW thebookvoice.com 04:32:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Jack and Yani Love Harry Potter Author: Mary E. Twomey Narrator: Jason Lovett Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 32 mins Language: English Release date: 02-21-13 Publisher: mary elizabeth twomey Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 11 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Best friends Jack and Yani do everything together. After Yani's 30th birthday party, however, she decides to leave town on a spontaneous vacation to visit all the sites of the young adult fiction novels she loves, hoping that when she returns, she'll have buried the secret flame she has for Jack. Forced by his friends to go on a road trip to track down Yani, Jack learns a lot about his best friend by reading the novels she's been obsessed with. From vampire hunting in Forks to searching for wizards in Florida, Jack confronts his greatest fears - that he just might love Harry Potter...and perhaps, Yani. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Jack and Yani Love Harry Potter Author: Mary E. Twomey Narrator: Jason Lovett Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 32 mins Language: English Release date: 02-21-13 Publisher: mary elizabeth twomey Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 11 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Best friends Jack and Yani do everything together. After Yani's 30th birthday party, however, she decides to leave town on a spontaneous vacation to visit all the sites of the young adult fiction novels she loves, hoping that when she returns, she'll have buried the secret flame she has for Jack. Forced by his friends to go on a road trip to track down Yani, Jack learns a lot about his best friend by reading the novels she's been obsessed with. From vampire hunting in Forks to searching for wizards in Florida, Jack confronts his greatest fears - that he just might love Harry Potter...and perhaps, Yani. Members Reviews: Simply Atrocious. I could not finish it. What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you? A reader who understood inflection, timing, and emotion. Also, an editor to fix the horrible excess of adverbs. What could Mary E. Twomey have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you? Hire an experienced and honest editor! There were so many ridiculous characters who had no business existing in this book. They all sounded exactly alike; there was no effort to make the characters have their own personalities (amongst the secondary characters). Also, the pacing was horrific. Several long passages could have been cut (entire chapters!) and it would have only improved the story. There was no discernible reason for the long conversations between the secondary characters about disgusting food on YouTube or Big Carl's bragging or the fact that Chrissy likes to change her name all the time. About that... why would you introduce a character (in a cast of way too many) and THEN, just to make sure your audience stays confused, make her name change every 50 pages? Also, heads up... no way can you decide to attend San Diego Comic Con on a whim three days before it starts. No. Way. That smacked of unrealistic tripe that would only serve to annoy the target audience of this book (ie: book and film geeks). Would you be willing to try another one of Jason Lovetts performances? Resoundingly NO. What character would you cut from Jack and Yani Love Harry Potter? Dan, Frank, Chrissy, Big Carl, Stace... pretty much ANY of the "life long friends" who appear at the opening birthday party and subsequent road trip. Who in the world consents to take some random (Big Carl) on a momentous and drawn out car trip across the country with someone's annoying cousin? Seriously. These characters are supposed to be adults... someone should have objected to his presence. The only keeper in the bunch is Nate. The twin sister (REALLY? How did we get to Chapter 10 without hearing that Yani had a flippin' twin sister? So trite.) was okay. Any additional comments? The premise of this story is what made me decide to purchase it. Sadly, the execution fell so short of my expectations. Firstly, the main characters are 30. That just made the YA obsession feel creepy (and this is from a 30+ woman with a YA obsession). There was something sad and pathetic about it. Had the author been better able to frame her characters and give them life (and not just barely-amusing banter), I would have related to them. As it is, a grown woman on a solitary freak out trip to Forks to eat the same meal Bella ate in the Twilight movie? Cringe-inducing.And what is with the random candy bar blog? It was distracting and added nothing to the plot. The "bickering" between Jack and Yani fell flat to me. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Bride-and-Gloom-Audiobook/B00S0546IY Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Bride and Gloom Subtitle: Sometimes Love Is Better Off Blind (A Laugh Out Loud Comedy Sequel) Author: Pete Sortwell Narrator: Chris Dabbs Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins Language: English Release date: 01-09-15 Publisher: Peter Sortwell Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 52 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: In the first book of the Sometimes Love series, Dating in the Dark: Sometimes Love Just Pretends to be Blind, Jason Harding thought he'd committed the ultimate betrayal. No, not cheating; he pretended to be, you guessed it, blind. For Emma, the woman he was stupid enough to think he was fooling, it wasn't anything like a betrayal. It was both sweet and sad at the same time and, as people in relationships have a tendency to do (if they don't split up because of one party's wild lies), Emma and Jason decide to get married. Just how Jason manages to deal with the huge life change that is marriage is what this book is about. From getting his specially made suit tailored to his short height, to trying to keep a lid on his best man's plans for a wild weekend in Liverpool, he is going to struggle to make to through to the wedding without having a full nervous breakdown. His second best friend, Boris, also returns in this book, although he has lost his taxi, his wife and his ability to seem sober even when he's drunk six litres of vodka. Jason is foolish enough to add Neil, Emma's wayward cousin, and Terry, the owner of Jason's favorite fish and chip shop, to his list of groomsmen. This is the fairly tragic band of men that are to ensure Jason makes it to the church on time, in possession of both his of his eyebrows and, of course, the rings... bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Pete Sortwell) Fri, 09 Jan 2015 02:00:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Bride-and-Gloom-Audiobook/B00S0546IY thebookvoice.com 04:26:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Bride and Gloom Subtitle: Sometimes Love Is Better Off Blind (A Laugh Out Loud Comedy Sequel) Author: Pete Sortwell Narrator: Chris Dabbs Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins Language: English Release date: 01-09-15 Publisher: Peter Sortwell Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 52 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: In the first book of the Sometimes Love series, Dating in the Dark: Sometimes Love Just Pretends to be Blind, Jason Harding thought he'd committed the ultimate betrayal. No, not cheating; he pretended to be, you guessed it, blind. For Emma, the woman he was stupid enough to think he was fooling, it wasn't anything like a betrayal. It was both sweet and sad at the same time and, as people in relationships have a tendency to do (if they don't split up because of one party's wild lies), Emma and Jason decide to get married. Just how Jason manages to deal with the huge life change that is marriage is what this book is about. From getting his specially made suit tailored to his short height, to trying to keep a lid on his best man's plans for a wild weekend in Liverpool, he is going to struggle to make to through to the wedding without having a full nervous breakdown. His second best friend, Boris, also returns in this book, although he has lost his taxi, his wife and his ability to seem sober even when he's drunk six litres of vodka. Jason is foolish enough to add Neil, Emma's wayward cousin, and Terry, the owner of Jason's favorite fish and chip shop, to his list of groomsmen. This is the fairly tragic band of men that are to ensure Jason makes it to the church on time, in possession of both his of his eyebrows and, of course, the rings... Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Bride and Gloom Subtitle: Sometimes Love Is Better Off Blind (A Laugh Out Loud Comedy Sequel) Author: Pete Sortwell Narrator: Chris Dabbs Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins Language: English Release date: 01-09-15 Publisher: Peter Sortwell Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 52 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: In the first book of the Sometimes Love series, Dating in the Dark: Sometimes Love Just Pretends to be Blind, Jason Harding thought he'd committed the ultimate betrayal. No, not cheating; he pretended to be, you guessed it, blind. For Emma, the woman he was stupid enough to think he was fooling, it wasn't anything like a betrayal. It was both sweet and sad at the same time and, as people in relationships have a tendency to do (if they don't split up because of one party's wild lies), Emma and Jason decide to get married. Just how Jason manages to deal with the huge life change that is marriage is what this book is about. From getting his specially made suit tailored to his short height, to trying to keep a lid on his best man's plans for a wild weekend in Liverpool, he is going to struggle to make to through to the wedding without having a full nervous breakdown. His second best friend, Boris, also returns in this book, although he has lost his taxi, his wife and his ability to seem sober even when he's drunk six litres of vodka. Jason is foolish enough to add Neil, Emma's wayward cousin, and Terry, the owner of Jason's favorite fish and chip shop, to his list of groomsmen. This is the fairly tragic band of men that are to ensure Jason makes it to the church on time, in possession of both his of his eyebrows and, of course, the rings... Members Reviews: Hilarious Sequel to Dating in the Dark! Where does Bride and Gloom rank among all the audiobooks youve listened to so far? Right at the top, for riding in the car, since I love to laugh! When I'm not listening to a Pete Sortwell book, I've got the satellite radio tuned to a comedy station. Who was your favorite character and why? Neil was my favorite in this one. He did some crazy things! Which scene was your favorite? It's hard to pick just one. I think the part of the stag party where the stripper did her thing, made me laugh the hardest! If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be? A slapstick comedy of errors! Any additional comments? I like the fact that some of the characters cross over from other books, not just DID. Boris and Jane are also in Diary of a Hapless Father. A delightful fun read! This is a laugh your butt off comedy. Book 2 Bride and Gloom, which is carried over from Book 1 Dating in the Dark is about a man who is getting married with the help of his friends. In Book 1, Jason had pretended he was blind so he could get dates on the Disabled Dating network. Jason's friends had enlightened Jason as to how a blind woman can tell if someone isn't blind, which Jason hadn't thought of or even researched. Now in Book 2, Jason is getting married to Emma. His friends are going to help him get ready for the big day. In this book Barry, Jason's bff is hilarious. The stunts Barry pulls, not to mention anything that could go wrong the at the last minute does, thanks to Barry. I loved the fear Jason had at the church when Barry had Jason sweating bullets! A totally hilarious look at what it is like for a guy to get married when he has clowns for friends and OH Yeah Russian Vodka! We can't forget that. The author, Pete Sortwell did an awesome job on this series. I loved both of these books and laughed so hard. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Fantozzi-Audiobook/B01MXQFU56 Ascolta questo libro audio completo gratuitamente su https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titolo: Fantozzi Autore: Paolo Villaggio Narratore: Paolo Villaggio Formato: Unabridged Durata: 6 hrs and 42 mins Lingua: Italiano Data di pubblicazione: 12-01-16 Editore: Volume S.R.L. Valutazioni: 3.5 su 5 su 3 voti Categoria: Fiction, Humor Riepilogo Editore: Volume Audiobooks presenta l'audiolibro "Fantozzi", dal libro capolavoro di Paolo Villaggio del 1971, letto e interpretato magistralmente dallo stesso autore Paolo Villaggio. Uno dei più grandi best seller italiani di sempre, che ha dato origine alla saga della maschera comica più popolare del cinema italiano, in versione aggiornata e con l'aggiunta di capitoli inediti. Estratto dal capitolo: "Fantozzi va alla festa della Contessa": "La Contessa Serbelloni Mazzanti Vien dal Mare inaugurava la sua nuova villa sull'appia antica un giovedì sera. Aveva in questo modo evitato la banalità di un party al sabato. Anche così la Contessa aveva saputo distinguersi, dando un'altra prova di essere una delle più degne rappresentanti del jet-set della città. Anche Fantozzi fu invitato alla serata. La Contessa aveva una fortissima partecipazione azionaria nella ditta per la quale lui lavorava e con finto spirito democratico invitava sempre molti disperati dipendenti di basso grado per umiliarli con il lusso di questi grossi avvenimenti mondani. Ci saranno stati circa 300 invitati: esponenti del mondo dell'industria, del teatro, del cinema, della televisione, giocatori di calcio e belle donne. Fantozzi si presentò col suo tragico spigato siberiano. Aveva bevuto imprudentemente in apertura di serata tre cocktail violentissimi, che poi si rivelarono tre pozioni micidiali per inquinare la sua lucidità mentale. Sudava come un orso, non riusciva a stringere la mano dei presenti senza che questa gli schizzasse via come una trota. Quando fu pronta la cena in piedi, la casa fu invasa da un ventina di camerieri avventizi, di cui 2 nani. Servivano brutalmente un risotto lavico e riempivano con disprezzo bicchieri di vino di seconda categoria." ©1971 Rizzoli Editore (P)2016 Volume srl Recensioni critiche: Questo libro è dedicato a Paolo Villaggio e al suo delizioso ragionier Fantozzi. Il suo libro era l'unico esemplare esistente in manicomio. Lo leggemmo per anni e anni e lo imparammo a memoria, e qualche malato riuscì a sopravvivere grazie alle risate. È chiaro che quando vidi la Biblioteca Ambrosiana scappai a gambe levate, ricordando il povero ragionier Filini. -- tratto da "Uomini Miei" di Alda Merini bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Paolo Villaggio) Thu, 01 Dec 2016 00:11:36 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Fantozzi-Audiobook/B01MXQFU56 thebookvoice.com 06:42:00 no Ascolta questo titolo per intero gratuitamente su thebookvoice.com Ascolta questo libro audio completo gratuitamente su https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titolo: Fantozzi Autore: Paolo Villaggio Narratore: Paolo Villaggio Formato: Unabridged Durata: 6 hrs and 42 mins Lingua: Italiano Data di pubblicazione: 12-01-16 Editore: Volume S.R.L. Valutazioni: 3.5 su 5 su 3 voti Categoria: Fiction, Humor Riepilogo Editore: Volume Audiobooks presenta l'audiolibro "Fantozzi", dal libro capolavoro di Paolo Villaggio del 1971, letto e interpretato magistralmente dallo stesso autore Paolo Villaggio. Uno dei più grandi best seller italiani di sempre, che ha dato origine alla saga della maschera comica più popolare del cinema italiano, in versione aggiornata e con l'aggiunta di capitoli inediti. Estratto dal capitolo: "Fantozzi va alla festa della Contessa": "La Contessa Serbelloni Mazzanti Vien dal Mare inaugurava la sua nuova villa sull'appia antica un giovedì sera. Aveva in questo modo evitato la banalità di un party al sabato. Anche così la Contessa aveva saputo distinguersi, dando un'altra prova di essere una delle più degne rappresentanti del jet-set della città. Anche Fantozzi fu invitato alla serata. La Contessa aveva una fortissima partecipazione azionaria nella ditta per la quale lui lavorava e con finto spirito democratico invitava sempre molti disperati dipendenti di basso grado per umiliarli con il lusso di questi grossi avvenimenti mondani. Ci saranno stati circa 300 invitati: esponenti del mondo dell'industria, del teatro, del cinema, della televisione, giocatori di calcio e belle donne. Fantozzi si presentò col suo tragico spigato siberiano. Aveva bevuto imprudentemente in apertura di serata tre cocktail violentissimi, che poi si rivelarono tre pozioni micidiali per inquinare la sua lucidità mentale. Sudava come un orso, non riusciva a stringere la mano dei presenti senza che questa gli schizzasse via come una trota. Quando fu pronta la cena in piedi, la casa fu invasa da un ventina di camerieri avventizi, di cui 2 nani. Servivano brutalmente un risotto lavico e riempivano con disprezzo bicchieri di vino di seconda categoria." ©1971 Rizzoli Editore (P)2016 Volume srl Recensioni critiche: Questo libro è dedicato a Paolo Villaggio e al suo delizioso ragionier Fantozzi. Il suo libro era l'unico esemplare esistente in manicomio. Lo leggemmo per anni e anni e lo imparammo a memoria, e qualche malato riuscì a sopravvivere grazie alle risate. È chiaro che quando vidi la Biblioteca Ambrosiana scappai a gambe levate, ricordando il povero ragionier Filini. -- tratto da "Uomini Miei" di Alda Merini Ascolta questo libro audio completo gratuitamente su https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titolo: Fantozzi Autore: Paolo Villaggio Narratore: Paolo Villaggio Formato: Unabridged Durata: 6 hrs and 42 mins Lingua: Italiano Data di pubblicazione: 12-01-16 Editore: Volume S.R.L. Valutazioni: 3.5 su 5 su 3 voti Categoria: Fiction, Humor Riepilogo Editore: Volume Audiobooks presenta l'audiolibro "Fantozzi", dal libro capolavoro di Paolo Villaggio del 1971, letto e interpretato magistralmente dallo stesso autore Paolo Villaggio. Uno dei più grandi best seller italiani di sempre, che ha dato origine alla saga della maschera comica più popolare del cinema italiano, in versione aggiornata e con l'aggiunta di capitoli inediti. Estratto dal capitolo: "Fantozzi va alla festa della Contessa": "La Contessa Serbelloni Mazzanti Vien dal Mare inaugurava la sua nuova villa sull'appia antica un giovedì sera. Aveva in questo modo evitato la banalità di un party al sabato. Anche così la Contessa aveva saputo distinguersi, dando un'altra prova di essere una delle più degne rappresentanti del jet-set della città. Anche Fantozzi fu invitato alla serata. La Contessa aveva una fortissima partecipazione azionaria nella ditta per la quale lui lavorava e con finto spirito democratico invitava sempre molti disperati dipendenti di basso grado per umiliarli con il lusso di questi grossi avvenimenti mondani. Ci saranno stati circa 300 invitati: esponenti del mondo dell'industria, del teatro, del cinema, della televisione, giocatori di calcio e belle donne. Fantozzi si presentò col suo tragico spigato siberiano. Aveva bevuto imprudentemente in apertura di serata tre cocktail violentissimi, che poi si rivelarono tre pozioni micidiali per inquinare la sua lucidità mentale. Sudava come un orso, non riusciva a stringere la mano dei presenti senza che questa gli schizzasse via come una trota. Quando fu pronta la cena in piedi, la casa fu invasa da un ventina di camerieri avventizi, di cui 2 nani. Servivano brutalmente un risotto lavico e riempivano con disprezzo bicchieri di vino di seconda categoria." ©1971 Rizzoli Editore (P)2016 Volume srl Recensioni critiche: Questo libro è dedicato a Paolo Villaggio e al suo delizioso ragionier Fantozzi. Il suo libro era l'unico esemplare esistente in manicomio. Lo leggemmo per anni e anni e lo imparammo a memoria, e qualche malato riuscì a sopravvivere grazie alle risate. È chiaro che quando vidi la Biblioteca Ambrosiana scappai a gambe levate, ricordando il povero ragionier Filini. -- tratto da "Uomini Miei" di Alda Merini Recensioni dei membri: Che delusione questa versione "moderna" di Fantozzi è una delusione. Neppure la lettura di Villaggio riesce a salvarla. engrossing Interesting,a totally different presentation of a director. serious ,humorous,all at the same time.Held my interest. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Day-of-the-Dragonking-The-Last-American-Wizard-Audiobook/B01JJZR388 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Day of the Dragonking: The Last American Wizard Author: Edward Irving Narrator: Bill Powers Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins Language: English Release date: 08-04-16 Publisher: Rock Creek Consulting LLC Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 21 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "Mystically powered terrorists unleash volatile magic on the world, turning Washington, D.C., into a politically-charged fantasyland ripe for human sacrifice. A trio of suicide attackers with magical abilities bring down a 747 by summoning a dragon to rip it from the sky, using the hundreds of lives lost as a sacrifice to initiate the Change. The country morphs into a new landscape of swords and sorcery. Now computers and other machines are coming to life, and regular people have started to turn into mythical creatures and forgotten deities, creating a chaotic world easily seized by whoever - or whatever - set this shift into motion. Hope appears in the nation's capital where, along with transforming Democrats into potbellied elves, Republicans into cantankerous dwarves, and Tea Party members into trolls, the Change has granted struggling freelance journalist Steve Rowan the abilities of the Tarot Arcana's Fool card, making him a powerful, yet unreliable, wizard. Realizing his potential, he is "hired" by the trivia-obsessed sentient computer Barnaby and coupled with the attractive, no-nonsense female Navy SEAL Ace Morningstar to uncover the puppet masters behind the plane crash. Irving (Courier, 2014, etc.), a producer of Emmy Award-winning news television and a journalist well-acquainted with the Beltway, makes good use of clichéd Washington stereotypes by mashing them together with fantasy tropes, breathing new life into political satire. ...Like many first books in a genre series, the novel foreshadows a greater enemy behind all this madness while barely hinting at its identity, offering a wonderfully bizarre consolation prize as its denouement. A clever, humorous fantasy...." (Kirkus Reviews) bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Edward Irving) Thu, 04 Aug 2016 15:55:57 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Day-of-the-Dragonking-The-Last-American-Wizard-Audiobook/B01JJZR388 thebookvoice.com 10:31:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Day of the Dragonking: The Last American Wizard Author: Edward Irving Narrator: Bill Powers Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins Language: English Release date: 08-04-16 Publisher: Rock Creek Consulting LLC Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 21 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "Mystically powered terrorists unleash volatile magic on the world, turning Washington, D.C., into a politically-charged fantasyland ripe for human sacrifice. A trio of suicide attackers with magical abilities bring down a 747 by summoning a dragon to rip it from the sky, using the hundreds of lives lost as a sacrifice to initiate the Change. The country morphs into a new landscape of swords and sorcery. Now computers and other machines are coming to life, and regular people have started to turn into mythical creatures and forgotten deities, creating a chaotic world easily seized by whoever - or whatever - set this shift into motion. Hope appears in the nation's capital where, along with transforming Democrats into potbellied elves, Republicans into cantankerous dwarves, and Tea Party members into trolls, the Change has granted struggling freelance journalist Steve Rowan the abilities of the Tarot Arcana's Fool card, making him a powerful, yet unreliable, wizard. Realizing his potential, he is "hired" by the trivia-obsessed sentient computer Barnaby and coupled with the attractive, no-nonsense female Navy SEAL Ace Morningstar to uncover the puppet masters behind the plane crash. Irving (Courier, 2014, etc.), a producer of Emmy Award-winning news television and a journalist well-acquainted with the Beltway, makes good use of clichéd Washington stereotypes by mashing them together with fantasy tropes, breathing new life into political satire. ...Like many first books in a genre series, the novel foreshadows a greater enemy behind all this madness while barely hinting at its identity, offering a wonderfully bizarre consolation prize as its denouement. A clever, humorous fantasy...." (Kirkus Reviews) Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Day of the Dragonking: The Last American Wizard Author: Edward Irving Narrator: Bill Powers Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins Language: English Release date: 08-04-16 Publisher: Rock Creek Consulting LLC Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 21 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "Mystically powered terrorists unleash volatile magic on the world, turning Washington, D.C., into a politically-charged fantasyland ripe for human sacrifice. A trio of suicide attackers with magical abilities bring down a 747 by summoning a dragon to rip it from the sky, using the hundreds of lives lost as a sacrifice to initiate the Change. The country morphs into a new landscape of swords and sorcery. Now computers and other machines are coming to life, and regular people have started to turn into mythical creatures and forgotten deities, creating a chaotic world easily seized by whoever - or whatever - set this shift into motion. Hope appears in the nation's capital where, along with transforming Democrats into potbellied elves, Republicans into cantankerous dwarves, and Tea Party members into trolls, the Change has granted struggling freelance journalist Steve Rowan the abilities of the Tarot Arcana's Fool card, making him a powerful, yet unreliable, wizard. Realizing his potential, he is "hired" by the trivia-obsessed sentient computer Barnaby and coupled with the attractive, no-nonsense female Navy SEAL Ace Morningstar to uncover the puppet masters behind the plane crash. Irving (Courier, 2014, etc.), a producer of Emmy Award-winning news television and a journalist well-acquainted with the Beltway, makes good use of clichéd Washington stereotypes by mashing them together with fantasy tropes, breathing new life into political satire. ...Like many first books in a genre series, the novel foreshadows a greater enemy behind all this madness while barely hinting at its identity, offering a wonderfully bizarre consolation prize as its denouement. A clever, humorous fantasy...." (Kirkus Reviews) Members Reviews: A fun wild ride when the magic comes... This book is an fun take o na new type of terrorist attack, one that brings magic back and changes everything. Filled with memorable characters and so much action Mel Gibson would be jealous, it will keep you up late at night, because you wont be able to turn it off. Bill powers does a great job bringing the individual characters to life, and keeping the story moving at a brisk pace. I was given a copy of this book by the author free of charge in exchange for an honest review through Audiobook Boom. And Now for Something Completely Different This is a strange book. Seriously. It's part political satire and part "Metamorphoses." Reality and non-reality collide, and no one is the same as they were. (I recommend you read the various plot descriptions in other reviews.) The "wizard" of the title is a journalist, not a wizard, and is totally unprepared and disbelieving when he's informed he's the only person with the magical ability to save the world. There is lots of action, a healthy dose of humor, and I suspect a lot of inside jokes that went right over my head. Pretty Funny If youve listened to books by Edward Irving before, how does this one compare? I have not. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Bible-According-to-Spike-Milligan-Audiobook/B01LX17ZY6 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Bible According to Spike Milligan Author: Spike Milligan Narrator: Spike Milligan Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins Language: English Release date: 10-06-16 Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: 'And God said, Let there be light; and there was light, but Eastern Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.' There have been many interpretations of the Old Testament over the centuries but never one quite like this. Spike Milligan has rewritten, in his own inimitable style, many of the best-known stories of the Old Testament, featuring characters like King 'my brain hurts' Solomon; the great oaf of a giant, Goliath; and the lesser-known crossword clue, Hushai the Archite. Believers and nonbelievers alike will enjoy this hilarious reworking, where the jokes, jests and jibes tumble over each other from chapter one, verse one until kingdom come. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Spike Milligan) Thu, 06 Oct 2016 20:02:01 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Bible-According-to-Spike-Milligan-Audiobook/B01LX17ZY6 thebookvoice.com 02:52:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Bible According to Spike Milligan Author: Spike Milligan Narrator: Spike Milligan Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins Language: English Release date: 10-06-16 Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: 'And God said, Let there be light; and there was light, but Eastern Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.' There have been many interpretations of the Old Testament over the centuries but never one quite like this. Spike Milligan has rewritten, in his own inimitable style, many of the best-known stories of the Old Testament, featuring characters like King 'my brain hurts' Solomon; the great oaf of a giant, Goliath; and the lesser-known crossword clue, Hushai the Archite. Believers and nonbelievers alike will enjoy this hilarious reworking, where the jokes, jests and jibes tumble over each other from chapter one, verse one until kingdom come. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Bible According to Spike Milligan Author: Spike Milligan Narrator: Spike Milligan Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins Language: English Release date: 10-06-16 Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: 'And God said, Let there be light; and there was light, but Eastern Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.' There have been many interpretations of the Old Testament over the centuries but never one quite like this. Spike Milligan has rewritten, in his own inimitable style, many of the best-known stories of the Old Testament, featuring characters like King 'my brain hurts' Solomon; the great oaf of a giant, Goliath; and the lesser-known crossword clue, Hushai the Archite. Believers and nonbelievers alike will enjoy this hilarious reworking, where the jokes, jests and jibes tumble over each other from chapter one, verse one until kingdom come. Members Reviews: More Milligan The Better! I am a long time American Milligan fan. I had to give up my book collection of his memoirs, poetry and Goon scripts when I had to suddenly move to assist my aging parents and I couldn't afford to take them with me. Recently I needed a Spike fix. I found this book was available used/cheap and so I took the gamble. I couldn't have been more pleased! I am a non-practicing Jew, so the Bible is not something I have read. This is the way to do it! I admit there are many British references I don't get, but that's a small price to pay for a hearty laugh!! I miss you Spike and hope Heaven is a better place having you there! Two Stars i found it getting silly.... downhill.. Spotty late-period Milligan Hilarious at times, but also tiresome. Latterday Milligan still has moments of brilliance. Five Stars As described Spike Nails It Again Actually, if you have read the original, you would be at a loss to say which is loonier. Believe it or not, some of the most bizarre bits are just elaborated on, and not made up. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Warlock-Holmes-A-Study-in-Brimstone-Audiobook/B01HS514R2 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Warlock Holmes - A Study in Brimstone Author: G. S. Denning Narrator: Robert Garson Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins Language: English Release date: 07-21-16 Publisher: Whole Story Audiobooks Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 2 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Sherlock Holmes is an unparalleled genius. Warlock Holmes is an idiot. A font of arcane power, certainly. But he's brilliantly dim. Frankly, he couldn't deduce his way out of a paper bag. The only thing he has really got going for him are the might of 1,000 demons and his stalwart companion. Thankfully, Dr. Watson is always there to aid him through the treacherous shoals of Victorian propriety and save him from a gruesome death every now and again. Critic Reviews: "A must for all those who like their Holmes on the wilder side." (George Mann, author of Sherlock Holmes: The Spirit Box) "I laughed like a loon." (James Lovegrove, New York Times best-selling author of The Age of Odin) "With more twists than a Victorian corset, this is Sherlock for the mash-up generation. Tongue-in-cheek, knowing tales, with dollops of Penny Dreadful and a side salad of Atlantis." (William Sutton, author of Lawless and the Devil of Euston Square) bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (G. S. Denning) Thu, 21 Jul 2016 01:15:47 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Warlock-Holmes-A-Study-in-Brimstone-Audiobook/B01HS514R2 thebookvoice.com 09:54:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Warlock Holmes - A Study in Brimstone Author: G. S. Denning Narrator: Robert Garson Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins Language: English Release date: 07-21-16 Publisher: Whole Story Audiobooks Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 2 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Sherlock Holmes is an unparalleled genius. Warlock Holmes is an idiot. A font of arcane power, certainly. But he's brilliantly dim. Frankly, he couldn't deduce his way out of a paper bag. The only thing he has really got going for him are the might of 1,000 demons and his stalwart companion. Thankfully, Dr. Watson is always there to aid him through the treacherous shoals of Victorian propriety and save him from a gruesome death every now and again. Critic Reviews: "A must for all those who like their Holmes on the wilder side." (George Mann, author of Sherlock Holmes: The Spirit Box) "I laughed like a loon." (James Lovegrove, New York Times best-selling author of The Age of Odin) "With more twists than a Victorian corset, this is Sherlock for the mash-up generation. Tongue-in-cheek, knowing tales, with dollops of Penny Dreadful and a side salad of Atlantis." (William Sutton, author of Lawless and the Devil of Euston Square) Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Warlock Holmes - A Study in Brimstone Author: G. S. Denning Narrator: Robert Garson Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins Language: English Release date: 07-21-16 Publisher: Whole Story Audiobooks Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 2 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Sherlock Holmes is an unparalleled genius. Warlock Holmes is an idiot. A font of arcane power, certainly. But he's brilliantly dim. Frankly, he couldn't deduce his way out of a paper bag. The only thing he has really got going for him are the might of 1,000 demons and his stalwart companion. Thankfully, Dr. Watson is always there to aid him through the treacherous shoals of Victorian propriety and save him from a gruesome death every now and again. Critic Reviews: "A must for all those who like their Holmes on the wilder side." (George Mann, author of Sherlock Holmes: The Spirit Box) "I laughed like a loon." (James Lovegrove, New York Times best-selling author of The Age of Odin) "With more twists than a Victorian corset, this is Sherlock for the mash-up generation. Tongue-in-cheek, knowing tales, with dollops of Penny Dreadful and a side salad of Atlantis." (William Sutton, author of Lawless and the Devil of Euston Square) Members Reviews: Enjoyable spoof What did you like most about Warlock Holmes - A Study in Brimstone? Watson and his slightly sarcastic comments What was one of the most memorable moments of Warlock Holmes - A Study in Brimstone? A lot of Watson's observations. Too many to mention Any additional comments? Downright silly at times, a little weak in spots. A very silly Holmes and a quite sarcastic Watson.I soon found myself interested in finding out how and what twists had been made to the original stories. The continuation boggles the mind and I am waiting for the next installment. No matter how silly it will get. If Conan Doyle and HP Lovecraft got drunk and wrote a book. I initially thought it would be a single story rather than a collection of short stories. Not that I minded, it worked fine. Dont really expect anything Holmes like. It is clearly a parody and the supernatural element drops it firmly in Lovecraftian waters at times, which isnt a bad thing. It is well written though especially the use of Victorian language and the period feel. It is also narrated excellently. For a bit of light relief this is recommended an enjoyable parody, well written. I have certainly read a lot worse. I will most likely read the next book in the series. loved it, really funny Such a great book. can't wait to listen to the next one. the reading style is so entertaining, it sets it apart.. getting pass the first story if you can get pass the first stupid storyline then it is a good book, the performances are good and the premise is interesting but the first one is just a stupid idea Worth a listen if you enjoy Sherlock Holmes What made the experience of listening to Warlock Holmes - A Study in Brimstone the most enjoyable? The narrators voice is very engaging particularly Dr Watson's voice and having just watched the new TV series of Sherlock Holmes found this book very enjoyable. I particularly enjoyed the comedic aspect of the book and it made me laugh quite a few times. What does Robert Garson bring to the story that you wouldnt experience if you had only read the book? I listen to audio books whilst out walking and found the narrator easy to listen to. The different characters voices were particularly good and added to the comedic aspect which may have been missing if I had read the book. I really enjoyed Dr Watson's voice who also narrates the book. I found this book easy listening. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Is-Anyone-All-Right-Audiobook/B01FDPO3IG Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Is Anyone All Right? Author: Thomas F. F. Snyder Narrator: Michael Langsner Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 9 mins Language: English Release date: 05-10-16 Publisher: Thomas F. F. Snyder Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 30 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: In this musical romantic comedy, with actors, singers, and full orchestra, meet Emily who may or may not be with the right guy. She gets plenty of time to wonder about him as he haunts the pub where she works. Meet Ben, a twenty-something teacher who may one day find the courage to approach the miraculous beauty studying at the back of that pub. And meet Pablo, the handsome and awkward Spaniard, an unlikely hero who puts the pub back in post-puberty-based musical romantic comedies. This charming and witty AudioMusical™ was written by the creator and musical director of the Emmy and Peabody award-winning Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist on Comedy Central. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Thomas F. F. Snyder) Tue, 10 May 2016 05:16:38 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Is-Anyone-All-Right-Audiobook/B01FDPO3IG thebookvoice.com 02:09:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Is Anyone All Right? Author: Thomas F. F. Snyder Narrator: Michael Langsner Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 9 mins Language: English Release date: 05-10-16 Publisher: Thomas F. F. Snyder Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 30 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: In this musical romantic comedy, with actors, singers, and full orchestra, meet Emily who may or may not be with the right guy. She gets plenty of time to wonder about him as he haunts the pub where she works. Meet Ben, a twenty-something teacher who may one day find the courage to approach the miraculous beauty studying at the back of that pub. And meet Pablo, the handsome and awkward Spaniard, an unlikely hero who puts the pub back in post-puberty-based musical romantic comedies. This charming and witty AudioMusical™ was written by the creator and musical director of the Emmy and Peabody award-winning Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist on Comedy Central. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Is Anyone All Right? Author: Thomas F. F. Snyder Narrator: Michael Langsner Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 9 mins Language: English Release date: 05-10-16 Publisher: Thomas F. F. Snyder Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 30 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: In this musical romantic comedy, with actors, singers, and full orchestra, meet Emily who may or may not be with the right guy. She gets plenty of time to wonder about him as he haunts the pub where she works. Meet Ben, a twenty-something teacher who may one day find the courage to approach the miraculous beauty studying at the back of that pub. And meet Pablo, the handsome and awkward Spaniard, an unlikely hero who puts the pub back in post-puberty-based musical romantic comedies. This charming and witty AudioMusical™ was written by the creator and musical director of the Emmy and Peabody award-winning Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist on Comedy Central. Members Reviews: Fantastic! What did you love best about Is Anyone All Right?? Fun and engaging story with terrific writing and great singing! Loved the plot and characters and music. Witty and clever and all-around enjoyable! What about Michael Langsners performance did you like? The narration really brought each character to life! Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry? This had me laughing out loud and really caring about what would happen with the characters. Any additional comments? Definitely recommend for a fun entertaining enjoyable listen! Tom F.F. Snyder If you could sum up Is Anyone All Right? in three words, what would they be? Straddling two millenniums.Because of his love of Music and Technology the author of this book is able to straddle both the old and new millennium. What other book might you compare Is Anyone All Right? to and why? This is a new breed of book. Have you listened to any of Michael Langsners other performances before? How does this one compare? No. Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry? Both. Snyder's comfort with exploring emotion powerful. Any additional comments? Part of me would like to live in the world created by Snyder. This AudioMusical idea is well worth it. Would you listen to Is Anyone All Right? again? Why? Yes, and I actually have already gone back and listened to parts because I wanted to be able to SING ALONG! with the characters. Because the dialogue (the context of why they're singing) leading up the songs is right there to hear, I was able to play some of my favorite songs for friends... and my mother... and they understood what was happening without me explaining. Who was your favorite character and why? Maybe Pablo. He had so much energy. Which scene was your favorite? Oddly enough, Dirk and Antoinette's songs made me laugh-out-loud, they really tickled my fancy, but there were other more musical songs that I sang along with, too. Loved the roommate's song, too. Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you? The fight scene was very good. And Antoinette's realizations. Any additional comments? The elbow cancer anxiety was funny, and I also loved the stats and facts. I feel like I LEARNED! Great Innovation Loved the combination of music and story telling with different narrators. A funny and sweet romance. Fantastic!! Such a sweet and wonderful story! There are many laugh out loud moments and the songs are fantastic. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Den-lass-ich-gleich-an-Kein-Single-Roman-Audiobook/B01F2A7WC6 Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Den lass ich gleich an: (K)ein Single-Roman Autor:: Ellen Berg Erzähler: Tessa Mittelstaedt Format: Unabridged Spieldauer: 7 hrs and 41 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 05-26-16 Herausgeber: Audible Studios Bewertung: 4 von 5 von 1 Stimmen Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Nimm zwei... Nach Jahren als Alleinerziehende ist bei Lulu einiges auf der Strecke geblieben: Körper, Frisur, Liebesleben - eine einzige Baustelle. Und dann mischt sich auch noch ihre Mutter ein und bucht für Lulu und ihre Tochter Lotte ungefragt einen Urlaub in einem Pauschalparadies auf Mallorca: Für Familien ein Traum, für eine Mutter mit Kind ohne Mann leider die Hölle. Hier lernt sie Alex kennen, der es wert scheint, der Männerwelt noch eine letzte Chance zu geben - und dem sie sicherheitshalber vorenthält, dass es sie nur im Paket mit Lotte gibt. Aber was stimmt nicht mit Alex, dass er in den besten Momenten immer verschwindet? Verbirgt er etwas vor ihr? Und wie zum Teufel verheimlicht man eine achtjährige Tochter? >> Diese ungekürzte Hörbuch-Fassung wird Ihnen exklusiv von Audible präsentiert und ist ausschließlich im Download erhältlich. ©2012 Aufbau Verlag GmbH & Co. KG (P)2016 Audible GmbH Kritik Bewertungen: Spitze Abrechnung mit den Männern. -- Joy bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Ellen Berg) Thu, 26 May 2016 20:56:52 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Den-lass-ich-gleich-an-Kein-Single-Roman-Audiobook/B01F2A7WC6 thebookvoice.com 07:41:00 no Hören Sie diesen Titel kostenlos bei thebookvoice.com Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Den lass ich gleich an: (K)ein Single-Roman Autor:: Ellen Berg Erzähler: Tessa Mittelstaedt Format: Unabridged Spieldauer: 7 hrs and 41 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 05-26-16 Herausgeber: Audible Studios Bewertung: 4 von 5 von 1 Stimmen Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Nimm zwei... Nach Jahren als Alleinerziehende ist bei Lulu einiges auf der Strecke geblieben: Körper, Frisur, Liebesleben - eine einzige Baustelle. Und dann mischt sich auch noch ihre Mutter ein und bucht für Lulu und ihre Tochter Lotte ungefragt einen Urlaub in einem Pauschalparadies auf Mallorca: Für Familien ein Traum, für eine Mutter mit Kind ohne Mann leider die Hölle. Hier lernt sie Alex kennen, der es wert scheint, der Männerwelt noch eine letzte Chance zu geben - und dem sie sicherheitshalber vorenthält, dass es sie nur im Paket mit Lotte gibt. Aber was stimmt nicht mit Alex, dass er in den besten Momenten immer verschwindet? Verbirgt er etwas vor ihr? Und wie zum Teufel verheimlicht man eine achtjährige Tochter? >> Diese ungekürzte Hörbuch-Fassung wird Ihnen exklusiv von Audible präsentiert und ist ausschließlich im Download erhältlich. ©2012 Aufbau Verlag GmbH & Co. KG (P)2016 Audible GmbH Kritik Bewertungen: Spitze Abrechnung mit den Männern. -- Joy Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Den lass ich gleich an: (K)ein Single-Roman Autor:: Ellen Berg Erzähler: Tessa Mittelstaedt Format: Unabridged Spieldauer: 7 hrs and 41 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 05-26-16 Herausgeber: Audible Studios Bewertung: 4 von 5 von 1 Stimmen Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Nimm zwei... Nach Jahren als Alleinerziehende ist bei Lulu einiges auf der Strecke geblieben: Körper, Frisur, Liebesleben - eine einzige Baustelle. Und dann mischt sich auch noch ihre Mutter ein und bucht für Lulu und ihre Tochter Lotte ungefragt einen Urlaub in einem Pauschalparadies auf Mallorca: Für Familien ein Traum, für eine Mutter mit Kind ohne Mann leider die Hölle. Hier lernt sie Alex kennen, der es wert scheint, der Männerwelt noch eine letzte Chance zu geben - und dem sie sicherheitshalber vorenthält, dass es sie nur im Paket mit Lotte gibt. Aber was stimmt nicht mit Alex, dass er in den besten Momenten immer verschwindet? Verbirgt er etwas vor ihr? Und wie zum Teufel verheimlicht man eine achtjährige Tochter? >> Diese ungekürzte Hörbuch-Fassung wird Ihnen exklusiv von Audible präsentiert und ist ausschließlich im Download erhältlich. ©2012 Aufbau Verlag GmbH & Co. KG (P)2016 Audible GmbH Kritik Bewertungen: Spitze Abrechnung mit den Männern. -- Joy https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Alles-Tofu-oder-was-Audiobook/B00W3RQ9WQ Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Alles Tofu, oder was? Autor:: Ellen Berg Erzähler: Tessa Mittelstaedt Format: Unabridged Spieldauer: 9 hrs and 7 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 05-18-15 Herausgeber: Audible Studios Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Aber bitte mit Soja! Was tun, wenn's keinem schmeckt? Mit ihrer streng veganen Kost treibt Dana die Gäste ihres Bistros in die Flucht - man will Currywurst statt Quinoa. Als hätte die Alleinerziehende mit ihrer kleinen Tochter und ihrem starrköpfigen greisen Vater nicht schon genug um die Ohren, versucht die fiese Maklerin Frau Müller-Mertens, sich das Haus unter den Nagel zu reißen, in dem Dana ihr Restaurant betreibt. Im Kampf Gemüse gegen Gentrifizierung hilft Dana schließlich nur der beherzte Griff zum Brecheisen. Und als sich dann noch der neue Mann ihres Herzens als Fleischesser erweist, ist das Maß endgültig voll. >> Diese ungekürzte Hörbuch-Fassung wird Ihnen exklusiv von Audible präsentiert und ist ausschließlich im Download erhältlich. ©2015 Aufbau Verlag GmbH & Co. KG (P)2015 Audible GmbH bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Ellen Berg) Mon, 18 May 2015 03:40:57 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Alles-Tofu-oder-was-Audiobook/B00W3RQ9WQ thebookvoice.com 09:07:00 no Hören Sie diesen Titel kostenlos bei thebookvoice.com Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Alles Tofu, oder was? Autor:: Ellen Berg Erzähler: Tessa Mittelstaedt Format: Unabridged Spieldauer: 9 hrs and 7 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 05-18-15 Herausgeber: Audible Studios Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Aber bitte mit Soja! Was tun, wenn's keinem schmeckt? Mit ihrer streng veganen Kost treibt Dana die Gäste ihres Bistros in die Flucht - man will Currywurst statt Quinoa. Als hätte die Alleinerziehende mit ihrer kleinen Tochter und ihrem starrköpfigen greisen Vater nicht schon genug um die Ohren, versucht die fiese Maklerin Frau Müller-Mertens, sich das Haus unter den Nagel zu reißen, in dem Dana ihr Restaurant betreibt. Im Kampf Gemüse gegen Gentrifizierung hilft Dana schließlich nur der beherzte Griff zum Brecheisen. Und als sich dann noch der neue Mann ihres Herzens als Fleischesser erweist, ist das Maß endgültig voll. >> Diese ungekürzte Hörbuch-Fassung wird Ihnen exklusiv von Audible präsentiert und ist ausschließlich im Download erhältlich. ©2015 Aufbau Verlag GmbH & Co. KG (P)2015 Audible GmbH Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Alles Tofu, oder was? Autor:: Ellen Berg Erzähler: Tessa Mittelstaedt Format: Unabridged Spieldauer: 9 hrs and 7 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 05-18-15 Herausgeber: Audible Studios Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Aber bitte mit Soja! Was tun, wenn's keinem schmeckt? Mit ihrer streng veganen Kost treibt Dana die Gäste ihres Bistros in die Flucht - man will Currywurst statt Quinoa. Als hätte die Alleinerziehende mit ihrer kleinen Tochter und ihrem starrköpfigen greisen Vater nicht schon genug um die Ohren, versucht die fiese Maklerin Frau Müller-Mertens, sich das Haus unter den Nagel zu reißen, in dem Dana ihr Restaurant betreibt. Im Kampf Gemüse gegen Gentrifizierung hilft Dana schließlich nur der beherzte Griff zum Brecheisen. Und als sich dann noch der neue Mann ihres Herzens als Fleischesser erweist, ist das Maß endgültig voll. >> Diese ungekürzte Hörbuch-Fassung wird Ihnen exklusiv von Audible präsentiert und ist ausschließlich im Download erhältlich. ©2015 Aufbau Verlag GmbH & Co. KG (P)2015 Audible GmbH Mitglieder Bewertungen: another fun story from Ellen Berg it took me a little while to love it like the otber books . but at the end it was a great one https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Nature-Girl-Audiobook/B00QMOVLD8 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Nature Girl Author: Carl Hiaasen Narrator: William Roberts Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins Language: English Release date: 12-15-14 Publisher: Whole Story Audiobooks Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Honey Santana has a Plan. She's working on a scheme to help rid the world of irresponsibility, indifference and dinner-time telemarketers. She's also taking part-time telephonist Boyd Shreve and his less-than-enthusiastic mistress to Dismal Key for a gentle lesson in civility. What Honey doesn't know is that lurking in the island's undergrowth is Sammy Tigertail, half-blood Seminole Indian and wholly failed alligator wrestler, with death on his mind; and Honey's deranged co-worker, Louis Piejack, intent on revenge. Critic Reviews: "A hysterical romp of crooks and tarts by a delectably deranged imagination." (The Independent) "Insightful, addictive and painfully funny." (Daily Express) bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Carl Hiaasen) Mon, 15 Dec 2014 11:05:26 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Nature-Girl-Audiobook/B00QMOVLD8 thebookvoice.com 10:48:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Nature Girl Author: Carl Hiaasen Narrator: William Roberts Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins Language: English Release date: 12-15-14 Publisher: Whole Story Audiobooks Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Honey Santana has a Plan. She's working on a scheme to help rid the world of irresponsibility, indifference and dinner-time telemarketers. She's also taking part-time telephonist Boyd Shreve and his less-than-enthusiastic mistress to Dismal Key for a gentle lesson in civility. What Honey doesn't know is that lurking in the island's undergrowth is Sammy Tigertail, half-blood Seminole Indian and wholly failed alligator wrestler, with death on his mind; and Honey's deranged co-worker, Louis Piejack, intent on revenge. Critic Reviews: "A hysterical romp of crooks and tarts by a delectably deranged imagination." (The Independent) "Insightful, addictive and painfully funny." (Daily Express) Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Nature Girl Author: Carl Hiaasen Narrator: William Roberts Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins Language: English Release date: 12-15-14 Publisher: Whole Story Audiobooks Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Honey Santana has a Plan. She's working on a scheme to help rid the world of irresponsibility, indifference and dinner-time telemarketers. She's also taking part-time telephonist Boyd Shreve and his less-than-enthusiastic mistress to Dismal Key for a gentle lesson in civility. What Honey doesn't know is that lurking in the island's undergrowth is Sammy Tigertail, half-blood Seminole Indian and wholly failed alligator wrestler, with death on his mind; and Honey's deranged co-worker, Louis Piejack, intent on revenge. Critic Reviews: "A hysterical romp of crooks and tarts by a delectably deranged imagination." (The Independent) "Insightful, addictive and painfully funny." (Daily Express) Members Reviews: A punishment for every crime - 3+ Totally recognizable as a Hiaasen take down of grifters, grafters, lowlifes and other spoilers who abound in the author's home state of Florida, this novel doesn't have the slashing edge throughout that many of his other books do. The stock characters are all there: beautiful, smart and vengeful women, loathsome male losers who have no capacity for redemption from their lechery, larceny or general social ineptness; strong and principled men with soft spots for beautiful, smart, vengeful, lovable but slightly crazy women. The context is, of course, Florida--and Hiaasen's favorite place of all, the Everglades. The whole mass of characters mentioned above form a scrum on an island or two and wild things happen naturally. This is a pretty good read, with some genuine laugh-out-loud passages sprinkled throughout. But it's rather formulaic and plot-thin too often. Not the author's best effort. Another Wonderful Read by Carl Hiassen Carl Hiassen has to be a genius. I cannot conceive of how he was able to blend a couple of telephone salespeople, a very sexually active sorority girl, a half native american 20-year old, a crazed old man with an obsession with a woman who hears music in her head, her ex-husband and her son, and an ex-drug smuggler into a extremely funny story that takes place largely on an uninhabited island in a river in Florida. Hiassen has been writing hilarious fiction about such characters and such places in Florida for years, along with a day gig as a columnist for the MIami Herald. I think I have read all of them and I can say that they are all eloquently funny stories with extremely funny but believable characters and Nature Girl is no exception. The various story lines are too complicated to get into in a review like this, but believe me; you will be laughing out loud throughout. Hiassen also has the gift of making most (not all) of the characters real people that the reader will care about. Hiassen has written books like this, centered around South Florida for years. I have read all of them after discovering Sick Puppy in a Miami bookstore and they are consistently funny, pointed and good natured at the same time...a difficult mix. Carl Hiassen is one great writer and Nature Girl is just one more example of that. His humanity is evident but it doesn't keep him from being as raw as he needs to be but he also has characters not quite like an Carl is still at the tops of his narrative wit. His humanity is evident but it doesn't keep him from being as raw as he needs to be but he also has characters not quite like anyone else puts to prose. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Miracle-on-Monhegan-Island-Audiobook/B01EVW5BLA Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Miracle on Monhegan Island Subtitle: A Novel Author: Elizabeth Kelly Narrator: Paul Michael Garcia Format: Unabridged Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins Language: English Release date: 04-28-16 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 12 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The best-selling, award-winning author of The Last Summer of the Camperdowns returns with another rollicking summertime family saga. Maine's rugged, picturesque Monhegan Island is home to weathered lobster fishermen and curious tourists, a genial if sleepy group. But when Spark Monahan - rakish prodigal son - returns unannounced to the dilapidated family home, his arrival launches a summer the likes of which this quiet town has never seen. During Spark's absence, his young son, Hally, has been cared for by what remains of the Monahan family: Spark's gentle brother, Hugh, and their shrewd, fork-tongued father, Pastor Ragnar. Pastor Ragnar has led them with an iron will and a unique religious ideology while Hugh has been busy mending the scars of a tumultuous family history. Spark's reentry into the family is rocky; even as adolescent Hally warms to his father's flair for mischief, he struggles to define himself against this new paternal figure. Testing the limits with one dangerous prank after another, Hally suddenly stuns the entire island when he claims to have had a spiritual vision. Though Spark remains permanently dubious about the alleged apparition, Pastor Ragnar pounces on the chance to revive his flagging church. Hally is shoved into the spotlight, and in the frenzy that follows, each man in the family fights for independence, understanding, and ultimately forgiveness against the tide of a phenomenon reaching far beyond the slippery slopes of their remote island home. Their unforgettable saga is told by the character best suited to sniff out the family's uneasy secrets: Spark's charismatic, fiercely loyal dog, Ned. Never at a loss for a quip on the stormy affairs of the Monahan family, Ned tells their larger-than-life story with humor and love from his uniquely privileged perspective. An uproarious tale of an eccentric family of fathers and sons, The Miracle of Monhegan Island is another delightful summer blockbuster from Elizabeth Kelly. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Elizabeth Kelly) Thu, 28 Apr 2016 22:14:23 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Miracle-on-Monhegan-Island-Audiobook/B01EVW5BLA thebookvoice.com 11:41:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Miracle on Monhegan Island Subtitle: A Novel Author: Elizabeth Kelly Narrator: Paul Michael Garcia Format: Unabridged Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins Language: English Release date: 04-28-16 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 12 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The best-selling, award-winning author of The Last Summer of the Camperdowns returns with another rollicking summertime family saga. Maine's rugged, picturesque Monhegan Island is home to weathered lobster fishermen and curious tourists, a genial if sleepy group. But when Spark Monahan - rakish prodigal son - returns unannounced to the dilapidated family home, his arrival launches a summer the likes of which this quiet town has never seen. During Spark's absence, his young son, Hally, has been cared for by what remains of the Monahan family: Spark's gentle brother, Hugh, and their shrewd, fork-tongued father, Pastor Ragnar. Pastor Ragnar has led them with an iron will and a unique religious ideology while Hugh has been busy mending the scars of a tumultuous family history. Spark's reentry into the family is rocky; even as adolescent Hally warms to his father's flair for mischief, he struggles to define himself against this new paternal figure. Testing the limits with one dangerous prank after another, Hally suddenly stuns the entire island when he claims to have had a spiritual vision. Though Spark remains permanently dubious about the alleged apparition, Pastor Ragnar pounces on the chance to revive his flagging church. Hally is shoved into the spotlight, and in the frenzy that follows, each man in the family fights for independence, understanding, and ultimately forgiveness against the tide of a phenomenon reaching far beyond the slippery slopes of their remote island home. Their unforgettable saga is told by the character best suited to sniff out the family's uneasy secrets: Spark's charismatic, fiercely loyal dog, Ned. Never at a loss for a quip on the stormy affairs of the Monahan family, Ned tells their larger-than-life story with humor and love from his uniquely privileged perspective. An uproarious tale of an eccentric family of fathers and sons, The Miracle of Monhegan Island is another delightful summer blockbuster from Elizabeth Kelly. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Miracle on Monhegan Island Subtitle: A Novel Author: Elizabeth Kelly Narrator: Paul Michael Garcia Format: Unabridged Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins Language: English Release date: 04-28-16 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 12 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The best-selling, award-winning author of The Last Summer of the Camperdowns returns with another rollicking summertime family saga. Maine's rugged, picturesque Monhegan Island is home to weathered lobster fishermen and curious tourists, a genial if sleepy group. But when Spark Monahan - rakish prodigal son - returns unannounced to the dilapidated family home, his arrival launches a summer the likes of which this quiet town has never seen. During Spark's absence, his young son, Hally, has been cared for by what remains of the Monahan family: Spark's gentle brother, Hugh, and their shrewd, fork-tongued father, Pastor Ragnar. Pastor Ragnar has led them with an iron will and a unique religious ideology while Hugh has been busy mending the scars of a tumultuous family history. Spark's reentry into the family is rocky; even as adolescent Hally warms to his father's flair for mischief, he struggles to define himself against this new paternal figure. Testing the limits with one dangerous prank after another, Hally suddenly stuns the entire island when he claims to have had a spiritual vision. Though Spark remains permanently dubious about the alleged apparition, Pastor Ragnar pounces on the chance to revive his flagging church. Hally is shoved into the spotlight, and in the frenzy that follows, each man in the family fights for independence, understanding, and ultimately forgiveness against the tide of a phenomenon reaching far beyond the slippery slopes of their remote island home. Their unforgettable saga is told by the character best suited to sniff out the family's uneasy secrets: Spark's charismatic, fiercely loyal dog, Ned. Never at a loss for a quip on the stormy affairs of the Monahan family, Ned tells their larger-than-life story with humor and love from his uniquely privileged perspective. An uproarious tale of an eccentric family of fathers and sons, The Miracle of Monhegan Island is another delightful summer blockbuster from Elizabeth Kelly. Members Reviews: Good story Surprisingly gripping. Story of father and son finding reconciliation told through the eyes of a stolen dog.. Interesting religious theories, mix of humanist, Catholicism, and Protestant. I enjoyed some of the turns of phrase the author employed. Actually illustrated the narrative in places. Could have used 2 narrators; sometimes difficult to tell who was speaking. Overall, I recommend this book. Clever, unique, captivating and delightful! Using an erudite dog as a credible narrator greatly enhances this unusual story. The interesting flawed characters really appealing. The plot centers on an isolated dysfunctional family, yet provides an insightful view of American culture. It's not to be missed. The narrator, however, uses a distracting cadence, putting the wrong emphasis on so many words, that sentences are distorted. It's very distracting. Being able to do accents does not a good narrator make! I suggest reading this one on Kindle. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Cost-of-Living-Audiobook/B0773W4ZZ5 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Cost of Living Subtitle: An Ant and Bea Mystery, Book 1 Author: Rachel Ward Narrator: Charlie Sanderson Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins Language: English Release date: 11-09-17 Publisher: Whole Story Audiobooks Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When a young woman is attacked walking home from her local supermarket, Bea Jordan, a smart but unfulfilled checkout girl, is determined to investigate. Colleagues and customers become suspects; secrets are uncovered. While fear stalks the town, Bea finds an unlikely ally in Ant, the seemingly gormless new trainee, but risks losing the people she loves most as death comes close to home. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Rachel Ward) Thu, 09 Nov 2017 23:04:19 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Cost-of-Living-Audiobook/B0773W4ZZ5 thebookvoice.com 08:54:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Cost of Living Subtitle: An Ant and Bea Mystery, Book 1 Author: Rachel Ward Narrator: Charlie Sanderson Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins Language: English Release date: 11-09-17 Publisher: Whole Story Audiobooks Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When a young woman is attacked walking home from her local supermarket, Bea Jordan, a smart but unfulfilled checkout girl, is determined to investigate. Colleagues and customers become suspects; secrets are uncovered. While fear stalks the town, Bea finds an unlikely ally in Ant, the seemingly gormless new trainee, but risks losing the people she loves most as death comes close to home. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Cost of Living Subtitle: An Ant and Bea Mystery, Book 1 Author: Rachel Ward Narrator: Charlie Sanderson Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins Language: English Release date: 11-09-17 Publisher: Whole Story Audiobooks Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When a young woman is attacked walking home from her local supermarket, Bea Jordan, a smart but unfulfilled checkout girl, is determined to investigate. Colleagues and customers become suspects; secrets are uncovered. While fear stalks the town, Bea finds an unlikely ally in Ant, the seemingly gormless new trainee, but risks losing the people she loves most as death comes close to home. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Warped-Conduit-Audiobook/B013GOUKDS Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Warped Conduit Subtitle: Platoon F Book 6 Author: John P. Logsdon, Christopher P. Young Narrator: John P. Logsdon Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins Language: English Release date: 08-06-15 Publisher: Crimson Myth Press Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 13 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Just when Captain Don Harr and the crew of the SSMC Reluctant think that they are free and clear of military rule, a group of self-proclaimed uber-intelligent beings who call themselves The Overseers show up. The Overseers, like most anyone who gets to the top of the ladder, want to make certain that no upstart can ever challenge their position. Thus, anyone who is deemed a threat dies. But a new political group has had it with all the butchery, so the ruling class has to try a new angle. To this end, they conscript the members of Platoon F into service and set them on a sabotage mission against a planet called Kallian, which is on the brink of discovering warp technology. If the Kallian scientists fail, all will be well; but if they succeed, Kallian will have to be destroyed... and so will the crew of Platoon F. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (John P. Logsdon) Thu, 06 Aug 2015 21:32:23 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Warped-Conduit-Audiobook/B013GOUKDS thebookvoice.com 06:32:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Warped Conduit Subtitle: Platoon F Book 6 Author: John P. Logsdon, Christopher P. Young Narrator: John P. Logsdon Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins Language: English Release date: 08-06-15 Publisher: Crimson Myth Press Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 13 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Just when Captain Don Harr and the crew of the SSMC Reluctant think that they are free and clear of military rule, a group of self-proclaimed uber-intelligent beings who call themselves The Overseers show up. The Overseers, like most anyone who gets to the top of the ladder, want to make certain that no upstart can ever challenge their position. Thus, anyone who is deemed a threat dies. But a new political group has had it with all the butchery, so the ruling class has to try a new angle. To this end, they conscript the members of Platoon F into service and set them on a sabotage mission against a planet called Kallian, which is on the brink of discovering warp technology. If the Kallian scientists fail, all will be well; but if they succeed, Kallian will have to be destroyed... and so will the crew of Platoon F. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Warped Conduit Subtitle: Platoon F Book 6 Author: John P. Logsdon, Christopher P. Young Narrator: John P. Logsdon Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins Language: English Release date: 08-06-15 Publisher: Crimson Myth Press Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 13 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Just when Captain Don Harr and the crew of the SSMC Reluctant think that they are free and clear of military rule, a group of self-proclaimed uber-intelligent beings who call themselves The Overseers show up. The Overseers, like most anyone who gets to the top of the ladder, want to make certain that no upstart can ever challenge their position. Thus, anyone who is deemed a threat dies. But a new political group has had it with all the butchery, so the ruling class has to try a new angle. To this end, they conscript the members of Platoon F into service and set them on a sabotage mission against a planet called Kallian, which is on the brink of discovering warp technology. If the Kallian scientists fail, all will be well; but if they succeed, Kallian will have to be destroyed... and so will the crew of Platoon F. Members Reviews: Hilarious and fun Would you consider the audio edition of Warped Conduit to be better than the print version? Although the print version is hilarious, Logsdon's voices and his comedic timing make this one a must hear. The characters come alive in the audiobook. What did you like best about this story? It is hard to say what I liked best. The book is well written in the same vein as Douglas Adams with the sarcasm level of Monty Python. The narration brings the characters to life and makes the listener part of the crew. What about John P. Logsdons performance did you like? His performance was perfect. I just loved all the different voices. Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting? I could have listened to it in one sitting, but I wanted to savor it. I would, and am, listening to it again. Any additional comments? Well done on the funniest Sci/Fi book in a long time. I look forward to the other books in the series. It's All About Tail Length Warped Conduit is a rare audiobook indeed. It starts out funny and actually stays funny until the end. Mix in an assortment of unique characters with their individual quirks and you have a gem of a listen. I heartily recommend this audiobook. This is the first audiobook in the series. I hope the authors keep this series alive as there are only a precious few truly funny space opera-esque sci-fi audiobooks out there for people like me and the previous reviewer to purchase. Maybe they can shove books 1-5 into an omnibus audiobook. I would snap it up in a heartbeat. Warped Conduit has just about every thing an audiobook should offer - suspense, humor, witty conversations about perceived sexual orientation and at least 8-9 solid gold shut down comments wielded mainly by the kill crazy blonde death goddess. This audiobook is filled with memorable characters that range from the previously mentioned ruthless blonde hard body who wants nothing more than to corpse up every single person she comes into the slightest contact with, to a midget alien boxing champion / master sergeant, to a male slut who errs egregiously in his tail selection, to Captain Don Harr who plays it straight and grabs the prize in the end, and lastly, General I forget his name who had a bunch of memorable conversations with his subordinate that had me busting up. If you are looking for some deep expose on the true meaning of humanity's ephemeral relationship to blah, blah, blah ....... don't go looking here. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Burning-Down-George-Orwells-House-Audiobook/B00WRENCE8 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Burning Down George Orwell's House Author: Andrew Ervin Narrator: Donald Corren Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins Language: English Release date: 05-05-15 Publisher: Recorded Books Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 17 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A darkly comic debut novel about advertising, truth, single malt, Scottish hospitality - or lack thereof - and George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four. Ray Welter, who was until recently a high-flying advertising executive in Chicago, has left the world of newspeak behind. He decamps to the isolated Scottish Isle of Jura in order to spend a few months in the cottage where George Orwell wrote most of his seminal novel, Nineteen Eighty-Four. Ray is miserable and quite prepared to make his troubles go away with the help of copious quantities of excellent scotch. But a few of the local islanders take a decidedly shallow view of a foreigner coming to visit in order to sort himself out, and Ray quickly finds himself having to deal with not only his own issues but also a community whose eccentricities are at times amusing and at others downright dangerous. Also the locals believe - or claim to believe - that there's a werewolf about, and against his better judgment Ray's misadventures build to the night of a traditional boozy werewolf hunt on the Isle of Jura on the summer solstice. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Andrew Ervin) Tue, 05 May 2015 00:26:36 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Burning-Down-George-Orwells-House-Audiobook/B00WRENCE8 thebookvoice.com 07:30:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Burning Down George Orwell's House Author: Andrew Ervin Narrator: Donald Corren Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins Language: English Release date: 05-05-15 Publisher: Recorded Books Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 17 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A darkly comic debut novel about advertising, truth, single malt, Scottish hospitality - or lack thereof - and George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four. Ray Welter, who was until recently a high-flying advertising executive in Chicago, has left the world of newspeak behind. He decamps to the isolated Scottish Isle of Jura in order to spend a few months in the cottage where George Orwell wrote most of his seminal novel, Nineteen Eighty-Four. Ray is miserable and quite prepared to make his troubles go away with the help of copious quantities of excellent scotch. But a few of the local islanders take a decidedly shallow view of a foreigner coming to visit in order to sort himself out, and Ray quickly finds himself having to deal with not only his own issues but also a community whose eccentricities are at times amusing and at others downright dangerous. Also the locals believe - or claim to believe - that there's a werewolf about, and against his better judgment Ray's misadventures build to the night of a traditional boozy werewolf hunt on the Isle of Jura on the summer solstice. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Burning Down George Orwell's House Author: Andrew Ervin Narrator: Donald Corren Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins Language: English Release date: 05-05-15 Publisher: Recorded Books Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 17 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A darkly comic debut novel about advertising, truth, single malt, Scottish hospitality - or lack thereof - and George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four. Ray Welter, who was until recently a high-flying advertising executive in Chicago, has left the world of newspeak behind. He decamps to the isolated Scottish Isle of Jura in order to spend a few months in the cottage where George Orwell wrote most of his seminal novel, Nineteen Eighty-Four. Ray is miserable and quite prepared to make his troubles go away with the help of copious quantities of excellent scotch. But a few of the local islanders take a decidedly shallow view of a foreigner coming to visit in order to sort himself out, and Ray quickly finds himself having to deal with not only his own issues but also a community whose eccentricities are at times amusing and at others downright dangerous. Also the locals believe - or claim to believe - that there's a werewolf about, and against his better judgment Ray's misadventures build to the night of a traditional boozy werewolf hunt on the Isle of Jura on the summer solstice. Members Reviews: Thoroughly enjoyed, beginning to end If you could sum up Burning Down George Orwell's House in three words, what would they be? Drunken Scottish Isolation Any additional comments? Who hasn't fantasized about dropping everything and getting of the grid? I know I do, often! This was a very entertaining story about that, placed so well in an interesting setting I could feel like I was there. Also, I love scotch too so there's that. Loved 99% of the book! Loved the book had to put down. I wished it ended differently. The last 10 minutes were tough. 1984 ... Very imaginative story of a disenchanted burned out ad exec going to extremes to search for major changes in his life. Not great choice of narrator Sorry but had to return this before I even got to the end of the first chapter. The American narrator's attempt to do a Scottish accent was pitiful. When he tried to do the Scots attempting to mimic the American character's accent, that was the final straw. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Real-Liddy-James-Audiobook/B01LF9142M Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Real Liddy James Author: Anne-Marie Casey Narrator: Orlagh Cassidy Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins Language: English Release date: 09-20-16 Publisher: Penguin Audio Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A witty and captivating novel about a modern-day superwoman who leans in so far she falls over. Forty-four, fit, and fabulous, Liddy James is one of New York's top divorce attorneys, a best-selling author, and a mother of two. Armed with a ruthless reputation and a capsule wardrobe, she glides through the courtrooms and salons of the Manhattan elite with ease. What's her secret? Liddy will tell you: "I don't do guilt!" This is the last thing literature professor Peter James wants to hear. He's devastated by his divorce from Liddy six years earlier; the two have a tangled history his new partner, Rose, is only just sorting out. But Rose is a patient woman, with faith in a well-timed miracle, and she's determined to be sympathetic to Peter's plight. Together Liddy, Peter, and Rose have formed a modern family to raise Liddy and Peter's truculent teen and Liddy's darling, if fatherless, six-year-old. But when Rose announces she's pregnant, Liddy's nanny takes flight, the bill for a roof repair looms, and a high-profile divorce case becomes too personal, Liddy realizes her days as a guilt-free woman might be over. Following a catastrophic prime-time TV interview, she carts her sons back to Ireland to retrace their family's history. But marooned in the Celtic countryside, things are still far from simple, and Liddy will have to come to terms with much more than a stormy neighbor and an unorthodox wedding if she ever hopes to rediscover the real Liddy James. Fun, fearless, and full of heart, The Real Liddy James takes a fresh look at the balancing act every family performs. With the deft characterization and sharp wit that made her first novel an international best seller, Anne-Marie Casey invites us into the ambitions, passions, and misadventures of this extraordinary heroine. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Anne-Marie Casey) Tue, 20 Sep 2016 04:26:23 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Real-Liddy-James-Audiobook/B01LF9142M thebookvoice.com 08:42:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Real Liddy James Author: Anne-Marie Casey Narrator: Orlagh Cassidy Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins Language: English Release date: 09-20-16 Publisher: Penguin Audio Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A witty and captivating novel about a modern-day superwoman who leans in so far she falls over. Forty-four, fit, and fabulous, Liddy James is one of New York's top divorce attorneys, a best-selling author, and a mother of two. Armed with a ruthless reputation and a capsule wardrobe, she glides through the courtrooms and salons of the Manhattan elite with ease. What's her secret? Liddy will tell you: "I don't do guilt!" This is the last thing literature professor Peter James wants to hear. He's devastated by his divorce from Liddy six years earlier; the two have a tangled history his new partner, Rose, is only just sorting out. But Rose is a patient woman, with faith in a well-timed miracle, and she's determined to be sympathetic to Peter's plight. Together Liddy, Peter, and Rose have formed a modern family to raise Liddy and Peter's truculent teen and Liddy's darling, if fatherless, six-year-old. But when Rose announces she's pregnant, Liddy's nanny takes flight, the bill for a roof repair looms, and a high-profile divorce case becomes too personal, Liddy realizes her days as a guilt-free woman might be over. Following a catastrophic prime-time TV interview, she carts her sons back to Ireland to retrace their family's history. But marooned in the Celtic countryside, things are still far from simple, and Liddy will have to come to terms with much more than a stormy neighbor and an unorthodox wedding if she ever hopes to rediscover the real Liddy James. Fun, fearless, and full of heart, The Real Liddy James takes a fresh look at the balancing act every family performs. With the deft characterization and sharp wit that made her first novel an international best seller, Anne-Marie Casey invites us into the ambitions, passions, and misadventures of this extraordinary heroine. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Real Liddy James Author: Anne-Marie Casey Narrator: Orlagh Cassidy Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins Language: English Release date: 09-20-16 Publisher: Penguin Audio Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A witty and captivating novel about a modern-day superwoman who leans in so far she falls over. Forty-four, fit, and fabulous, Liddy James is one of New York's top divorce attorneys, a best-selling author, and a mother of two. Armed with a ruthless reputation and a capsule wardrobe, she glides through the courtrooms and salons of the Manhattan elite with ease. What's her secret? Liddy will tell you: "I don't do guilt!" This is the last thing literature professor Peter James wants to hear. He's devastated by his divorce from Liddy six years earlier; the two have a tangled history his new partner, Rose, is only just sorting out. But Rose is a patient woman, with faith in a well-timed miracle, and she's determined to be sympathetic to Peter's plight. Together Liddy, Peter, and Rose have formed a modern family to raise Liddy and Peter's truculent teen and Liddy's darling, if fatherless, six-year-old. But when Rose announces she's pregnant, Liddy's nanny takes flight, the bill for a roof repair looms, and a high-profile divorce case becomes too personal, Liddy realizes her days as a guilt-free woman might be over. Following a catastrophic prime-time TV interview, she carts her sons back to Ireland to retrace their family's history. But marooned in the Celtic countryside, things are still far from simple, and Liddy will have to come to terms with much more than a stormy neighbor and an unorthodox wedding if she ever hopes to rediscover the real Liddy James. Fun, fearless, and full of heart, The Real Liddy James takes a fresh look at the balancing act every family performs. With the deft characterization and sharp wit that made her first novel an international best seller, Anne-Marie Casey invites us into the ambitions, passions, and misadventures of this extraordinary heroine. Members Reviews: Such a great start, but then...what happened?! Liddy James has a lot on her plate. She's a successful divorce attorney, bestselling author, frequent talk show guest, and single mother to two boys. Her schedule is packed, and she barely has time to fit it all in--but, somehow (well, with a lot of hired help...), she does. Lately, things aren't going her way, though. Her roof is leaking, her boss is demanding even more from her at work, and her teenage son is acting out. On top of that, her relationship with her ex-husband is even more tense than usual, and, though she usually gets along with her husband's partner of many years, suddenly the two of them aren't seeing eye to eye either. Liddy's professional reputation depends upon her looking like she is effortlessly keeping it all together, but she's overwhelmed and having a difficult time hiding it. It's only a matter of time before she cracks--and, unfortunately for her, the unraveling will be televised. The first 200 pages of this book are so good. Oh my God, I loved the beginning part of the story so much. We're talking 5-star material, without question. Liddy is an engaging character, yes, but I wasn't prepared to be so enamored with her ex-husband, Peter; his long-time girlfriend, Rose; and Liddy's two children, Matty and Cal. I basically fell in love with this family and with their story. Author Casey is so good at weaving backstory in with fun and at least somewhat suspenseful current drama that I had no problem breezing right through these pages. But then...everything went south. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Chainsaw-Alice-in-Wonderland-Audiobook/B01A1DKHZI Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Chainsaw Alice in Wonderland Author: Khurt Khave Narrator: Nina Blackstone Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 58 mins Language: English Release date: 01-06-16 Publisher: Khurt Khave Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Alice the chrononaut falls down an unmarked dimensional rift, or rabbit hole, which transports her to the wondrous lands as imagined by author Lewis Carroll. But this is a very real place, as any parallel reality that can be thought of can be created. Wonderland is being torn apart by warring kingdoms, cruel monarchs, cosmic corporations, odd gods, and the forces of Cthulhu! Characters from both Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There are joined by a cast of Disney-like talking animals as well as fantastical creatures such as mermaids, faeries, trolls, and minotaurs. And then the fighting and fornicating ensues! The SICKEST steampunk horror book ever written! It's like Lewis Carroll, H. P. Lovecraft, Jules Verne, Walt Disney and the Marquis de Sade threw an orgy/murder party; and you're invited! The best written trash you will ever hear. Exactly what it sounds like and much worse than you think! All the sex and violence that was missing from the original Alice in Wonderland is now here! You will be ashamed for loving it! It's tentacular! Try the insanity, it's delicious! Out of space. Out of time. Out of control. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Khurt Khave) Wed, 06 Jan 2016 12:44:52 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Chainsaw-Alice-in-Wonderland-Audiobook/B01A1DKHZI thebookvoice.com 05:58:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Chainsaw Alice in Wonderland Author: Khurt Khave Narrator: Nina Blackstone Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 58 mins Language: English Release date: 01-06-16 Publisher: Khurt Khave Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Alice the chrononaut falls down an unmarked dimensional rift, or rabbit hole, which transports her to the wondrous lands as imagined by author Lewis Carroll. But this is a very real place, as any parallel reality that can be thought of can be created. Wonderland is being torn apart by warring kingdoms, cruel monarchs, cosmic corporations, odd gods, and the forces of Cthulhu! Characters from both Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There are joined by a cast of Disney-like talking animals as well as fantastical creatures such as mermaids, faeries, trolls, and minotaurs. And then the fighting and fornicating ensues! The SICKEST steampunk horror book ever written! It's like Lewis Carroll, H. P. Lovecraft, Jules Verne, Walt Disney and the Marquis de Sade threw an orgy/murder party; and you're invited! The best written trash you will ever hear. Exactly what it sounds like and much worse than you think! All the sex and violence that was missing from the original Alice in Wonderland is now here! You will be ashamed for loving it! It's tentacular! Try the insanity, it's delicious! Out of space. Out of time. Out of control. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Chainsaw Alice in Wonderland Author: Khurt Khave Narrator: Nina Blackstone Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 58 mins Language: English Release date: 01-06-16 Publisher: Khurt Khave Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Alice the chrononaut falls down an unmarked dimensional rift, or rabbit hole, which transports her to the wondrous lands as imagined by author Lewis Carroll. But this is a very real place, as any parallel reality that can be thought of can be created. Wonderland is being torn apart by warring kingdoms, cruel monarchs, cosmic corporations, odd gods, and the forces of Cthulhu! Characters from both Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There are joined by a cast of Disney-like talking animals as well as fantastical creatures such as mermaids, faeries, trolls, and minotaurs. And then the fighting and fornicating ensues! The SICKEST steampunk horror book ever written! It's like Lewis Carroll, H. P. Lovecraft, Jules Verne, Walt Disney and the Marquis de Sade threw an orgy/murder party; and you're invited! The best written trash you will ever hear. Exactly what it sounds like and much worse than you think! All the sex and violence that was missing from the original Alice in Wonderland is now here! You will be ashamed for loving it! It's tentacular! Try the insanity, it's delicious! Out of space. Out of time. Out of control. Members Reviews: Entertaining at the Least Plus More! Would you listen to Chainsaw Alice in Wonderland again? Why? Yes I would listen to Chainsaw Alice in Wonderland Again and Again because there are so many entertaining details in each character in the book that you will perhaps delight in hearing a second go around that you might have missed the first time listening. Also, this was my first audio book and I adored all the characters being played out by the Narrator Nina Blackstone. I found myself listening for almost six hours nonstop in hopes I wouldn't miss any of the colorful characters Ms. Blackstone brought to life. I had previously read the book with delight, however, Ms. Blackstone's narration really seemed to make the characters jump out in detail from the book. Now I have the book plus audio, which I feel go hand in hand. Many people have told me they read a certain book before they go and see the movie so they can compare the two. I would love to see Khurt Khave's audio book spring to life on the big screen with all the interesting and colorful characters in the written word in the world of Chainsaw Alice in Wonderland. Who was your favorite character and why? My favorite character in Chainsaw Alice in Wonderland was of course The Weasel! In my opinion, the humor of the Weasel in the book definitely came out in Ms. Blackstone's verbal interpretation of his character. Have you listened to any of Nina Blackstones other performances before? How does this one compare? This was my first audio book, therefore, I can't compare this one with Ms. Blackstone's other readings. I can only attest to how much I enjoyed her interpretation of all the colorful characters in Chainsaw Alice in Wonderland. Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting? It was and I did! Any additional comments? I can only sum up my listening to Chainsaw Alice in Wonderland as pleasantly enjoyable and entertaining PLUS when Ms. Blackstone took on singing the parts of some of the characters I laughed out loud in amusement. She did justice and more in verbally bringing to life the characters written into Chainsaw Alice's world by the author Khurt Khave. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Return-of-Reginald-Perrin-Audiobook/B00EV52B8E Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Return of Reginald Perrin Subtitle: Reginald Perrin Series, Book 2 Author: David Nobbs Narrator: David Nobbs Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins Language: English Release date: 09-24-13 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 3 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Reginald Iolanthe Perrin, the creation of comedy genius David Nobbs, is surely one of the best-loved comedy heroes of our time in both literature and television. So it is with great pride that Audible presents Reggies escapades in digital audio for the very first time: we invite you to join him, and the memorable supporting characters who help him along the way, on one mans quest to avoid an everyday existence. This hilarious sequel to The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin follows his absurd trials and tribulations as he finds himself swept to fame and fortune. After stints in various jobs, Reggie decides to open a shop, called Grot, which proudly announces that everything sold in it is useless. To Reggies astonishment, the thing becomes a huge success, with strings of Grot shops throughout Europe. He tries to destroy the monster that he has created, but monsters are not easily defeated. Having graduated from Cambridge University, David Nobbs entered the army, then tried his hand at journalism and advertising before becoming a writer. A distinguished novelist and comedy writer, Nobbs has written for hit TV comedy shows including The Two Ronnies and created the TV sitcom, The Rise and Fall of Reginald Perrin, adapted from his own Reginald Perrin comedy novels. He lives near Harrogate with his wife Susan. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (David Nobbs) Tue, 24 Sep 2013 00:08:34 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Return-of-Reginald-Perrin-Audiobook/B00EV52B8E thebookvoice.com 07:59:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Return of Reginald Perrin Subtitle: Reginald Perrin Series, Book 2 Author: David Nobbs Narrator: David Nobbs Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins Language: English Release date: 09-24-13 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 3 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Reginald Iolanthe Perrin, the creation of comedy genius David Nobbs, is surely one of the best-loved comedy heroes of our time in both literature and television. So it is with great pride that Audible presents Reggies escapades in digital audio for the very first time: we invite you to join him, and the memorable supporting characters who help him along the way, on one mans quest to avoid an everyday existence. This hilarious sequel to The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin follows his absurd trials and tribulations as he finds himself swept to fame and fortune. After stints in various jobs, Reggie decides to open a shop, called Grot, which proudly announces that everything sold in it is useless. To Reggies astonishment, the thing becomes a huge success, with strings of Grot shops throughout Europe. He tries to destroy the monster that he has created, but monsters are not easily defeated. Having graduated from Cambridge University, David Nobbs entered the army, then tried his hand at journalism and advertising before becoming a writer. A distinguished novelist and comedy writer, Nobbs has written for hit TV comedy shows including The Two Ronnies and created the TV sitcom, The Rise and Fall of Reginald Perrin, adapted from his own Reginald Perrin comedy novels. He lives near Harrogate with his wife Susan. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Return of Reginald Perrin Subtitle: Reginald Perrin Series, Book 2 Author: David Nobbs Narrator: David Nobbs Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins Language: English Release date: 09-24-13 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 3 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Reginald Iolanthe Perrin, the creation of comedy genius David Nobbs, is surely one of the best-loved comedy heroes of our time in both literature and television. So it is with great pride that Audible presents Reggies escapades in digital audio for the very first time: we invite you to join him, and the memorable supporting characters who help him along the way, on one mans quest to avoid an everyday existence. This hilarious sequel to The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin follows his absurd trials and tribulations as he finds himself swept to fame and fortune. After stints in various jobs, Reggie decides to open a shop, called Grot, which proudly announces that everything sold in it is useless. To Reggies astonishment, the thing becomes a huge success, with strings of Grot shops throughout Europe. He tries to destroy the monster that he has created, but monsters are not easily defeated. Having graduated from Cambridge University, David Nobbs entered the army, then tried his hand at journalism and advertising before becoming a writer. A distinguished novelist and comedy writer, Nobbs has written for hit TV comedy shows including The Two Ronnies and created the TV sitcom, The Rise and Fall of Reginald Perrin, adapted from his own Reginald Perrin comedy novels. He lives near Harrogate with his wife Susan. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Cheese-Runners-Audiobook/B01LXXA1IQ Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Cheese Runners Subtitle: Cheese Runners Trilogy, Book 1 Author: Chris A. Jackson Narrator: Jeffrey Breslauer Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins Language: English Release date: 09-23-16 Publisher: Jaxbooks Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 3 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: In the future, the only weapon against the evil aliens is a nice, sharp cheddar! The Farfnians rule the galaxy with an iron claw, and Earth has been relegated to a backwater planet. What's an ingenious human to do? Find a chink in the Farfnian's chitinous armor - cheese! Enter Harry Fische, captain of the stringship Limburger, and his intrepid crew: a xenophilic pilot, a security officer with more brawn than brain, and an immortal engineer with a death wish. Smuggling cheese is just a job - until they rescue a curvaceous clone who make the best margaritas in the universe. That's when all hell breaks loose. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Chris A. Jackson) Fri, 23 Sep 2016 19:14:24 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Cheese-Runners-Audiobook/B01LXXA1IQ thebookvoice.com 02:43:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Cheese Runners Subtitle: Cheese Runners Trilogy, Book 1 Author: Chris A. Jackson Narrator: Jeffrey Breslauer Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins Language: English Release date: 09-23-16 Publisher: Jaxbooks Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 3 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: In the future, the only weapon against the evil aliens is a nice, sharp cheddar! The Farfnians rule the galaxy with an iron claw, and Earth has been relegated to a backwater planet. What's an ingenious human to do? Find a chink in the Farfnian's chitinous armor - cheese! Enter Harry Fische, captain of the stringship Limburger, and his intrepid crew: a xenophilic pilot, a security officer with more brawn than brain, and an immortal engineer with a death wish. Smuggling cheese is just a job - until they rescue a curvaceous clone who make the best margaritas in the universe. That's when all hell breaks loose. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Cheese Runners Subtitle: Cheese Runners Trilogy, Book 1 Author: Chris A. Jackson Narrator: Jeffrey Breslauer Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins Language: English Release date: 09-23-16 Publisher: Jaxbooks Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 3 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: In the future, the only weapon against the evil aliens is a nice, sharp cheddar! The Farfnians rule the galaxy with an iron claw, and Earth has been relegated to a backwater planet. What's an ingenious human to do? Find a chink in the Farfnian's chitinous armor - cheese! Enter Harry Fische, captain of the stringship Limburger, and his intrepid crew: a xenophilic pilot, a security officer with more brawn than brain, and an immortal engineer with a death wish. Smuggling cheese is just a job - until they rescue a curvaceous clone who make the best margaritas in the universe. That's when all hell breaks loose. Members Reviews: Full of Laughs Any additional comments? This book is made of laughs. The main character and his crew are certifiably insane. Harry Fische is constantly making asides that makes this book feel like he's actually just telling you a story, like while in a bar or something. His crew are varied and distinct with mental problems of their own, and each interaction is a great source of laughs. The future Jackson has cooked up has laughs at every turn, with lots of overt craziness and subtle jokes. Can't wait to read the next one! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Into-You-Audiobook/B00EO9Z6D4 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Into You Author: Riley J. Ford Narrator: Gillian Vance Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins Language: English Release date: 09-18-13 Publisher: Riley J. Ford Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 32 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: New York Times and USA Today Best-selling Author - Genre: New Adult Mystery Romance - 18+ for mature situations. What if you could know exactly what your friends are thinking? High school student Winter Reynolds can, but there's a catch... She can only read people's thoughts when she's kissing them. When a member of the track team is murdered, Winter has an opportunity to use her special ability to find the killer. Trouble is, kissing everyone on the track team isn't such a good idea when you have a new boyfriend. Talk about complications! Should Winter persevere using her secret power to catch the murderer still in their midst, even if it means risking her relationship with her one true love? bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Riley J. Ford) Wed, 18 Sep 2013 07:50:51 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Into-You-Audiobook/B00EO9Z6D4 thebookvoice.com 07:03:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Into You Author: Riley J. Ford Narrator: Gillian Vance Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins Language: English Release date: 09-18-13 Publisher: Riley J. Ford Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 32 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: New York Times and USA Today Best-selling Author - Genre: New Adult Mystery Romance - 18+ for mature situations. What if you could know exactly what your friends are thinking? High school student Winter Reynolds can, but there's a catch... She can only read people's thoughts when she's kissing them. When a member of the track team is murdered, Winter has an opportunity to use her special ability to find the killer. Trouble is, kissing everyone on the track team isn't such a good idea when you have a new boyfriend. Talk about complications! Should Winter persevere using her secret power to catch the murderer still in their midst, even if it means risking her relationship with her one true love? Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Into You Author: Riley J. Ford Narrator: Gillian Vance Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins Language: English Release date: 09-18-13 Publisher: Riley J. Ford Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 32 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: New York Times and USA Today Best-selling Author - Genre: New Adult Mystery Romance - 18+ for mature situations. What if you could know exactly what your friends are thinking? High school student Winter Reynolds can, but there's a catch... She can only read people's thoughts when she's kissing them. When a member of the track team is murdered, Winter has an opportunity to use her special ability to find the killer. Trouble is, kissing everyone on the track team isn't such a good idea when you have a new boyfriend. Talk about complications! Should Winter persevere using her secret power to catch the murderer still in their midst, even if it means risking her relationship with her one true love? Members Reviews: Great book, really fun to listen to Would you consider the audio edition of Into You to be better than the print version? Yes; though I did not read the print version, I really like the voice of the narrator. What other book might you compare Into You to and why? This book is very unique; I can't think of another book like it. Very clever premise. What about Gillian Vances performance did you like? Her voice is very smooth, and is well-suited for this book. Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting? If I had the time, I would have! Any additional comments? I would not limit this book to "Young Adults"! Loved this book! I hesitated when I read a review that said it is for young people. It's about young people as in Seniors in high school. That realliy isn't the point. It is also one of the most enjoyable books I've read and I read a lot! The characters are wonderful & believeable. The story is good and the ending is a suprise and one op the best parts of the book is the whitty dialog that actually made me lol many times! I can't wait to read more from this author. This should be a movie! What did you love best about Into You? There was nothing predictable about this book. The premise was brilliant. Winter is the heroine who discovers on her first date in a movie theatre that she can read peoples minds by kissing them on the lips. She ends up telling her best friend and they have a little fun with her new found power until the mysterious murder of one of her track teammates, Anika, happens in the high school bathroom. Then, Winter finds herself in a dilemma. Should she use her power to seek out the killer? Will her new love interest understand when she goes around kissing everyone? AND who really did murder Anika? What other book might you compare Into You to and why? There is no other story like this one. It is unique. I started this book on a Saturday morning and could not stop until I was finished with it. If you plan on getting something done on the day you want to read this book, dont! Just set that thing aside, whatever it is, because once you start this book, you wont be able to stop. Which character as performed by Gillian Vance was your favorite? The hero and heroine, Winter and Stumblemeyer. Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you? The ending. Any additional comments? This story isnt just funny and quirky, it also deals with some serious issues that teens face while theyre in high school date rape, teen pregnancy, self-esteem problems, all while trying to figure out who they are and where their lives will be going after they graduate. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Golden-Days-Audiobook/B002V1LF64 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Golden Days Subtitle: Further Leaves from Mrs Tim's Journal Author: D. E. Stevenson Narrator: Hilary Neville Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins Language: English Release date: 05-11-09 Publisher: ISIS Audio Books Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 30 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The characters are skilfully drawn, from the fierce Mrs London, with her heart of gold, to the garrulous Mrs Falconer, whose muddled stories of her girlhood make excruciatingly funny reading. The house party amuses itself with picnics and fishing excursions and is suitably thrilled by the flourishing ancestral feud of two rival clans, which has its origin in the dim past. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (D. E. Stevenson) Mon, 11 May 2009 02:02:40 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Golden-Days-Audiobook/B002V1LF64 thebookvoice.com 06:23:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Golden Days Subtitle: Further Leaves from Mrs Tim's Journal Author: D. E. Stevenson Narrator: Hilary Neville Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins Language: English Release date: 05-11-09 Publisher: ISIS Audio Books Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 30 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The characters are skilfully drawn, from the fierce Mrs London, with her heart of gold, to the garrulous Mrs Falconer, whose muddled stories of her girlhood make excruciatingly funny reading. The house party amuses itself with picnics and fishing excursions and is suitably thrilled by the flourishing ancestral feud of two rival clans, which has its origin in the dim past. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Golden Days Subtitle: Further Leaves from Mrs Tim's Journal Author: D. E. Stevenson Narrator: Hilary Neville Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins Language: English Release date: 05-11-09 Publisher: ISIS Audio Books Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 30 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The characters are skilfully drawn, from the fierce Mrs London, with her heart of gold, to the garrulous Mrs Falconer, whose muddled stories of her girlhood make excruciatingly funny reading. The house party amuses itself with picnics and fishing excursions and is suitably thrilled by the flourishing ancestral feud of two rival clans, which has its origin in the dim past. Members Reviews: Travel to Scotland I have only one fault to find with this delightful audiobook that allows the listener to share Hester Christie's (Mrs Tim) trip to the Highlands of Scotland. And that is the fact that the first part of this book, Mrs Tim of the Regiment, wasn't included as well. That introduction to the characters would have strengthened the work. However, everytime I listen I find myself traveling on that train with Hester, and fishing in that Loch, and swimming in the sea. Mrs Tim Goes to Scotland This is the second Mrs Tim book, and I would recommend you are familiar with Mrs Tim of the Regiment before you start on this one. I think anyone who didn't know the series would be lost if they started here, as it is assumed you are familiar with the characters and situations. This is a very gentle story, which I enjoyed listening to for the most part. Not a lot happens: Mrs Tim goes off to the Scottish Highlands for a holiday with her friend, and that is about it. I would have preferred it if the narrator had made more effort to voice the characters; there are a few half-hearted Scottish accents here and there, but none of the characters really come alive. Probably best suited to fans of the author. Mrs. Tim Entertains Again! What did you love best about Golden Days? As a long-time fan of D.E. Stevenson, this is a wonderful new way to enjoy her stories. Mrs. Tim is a great favorite of mine, and this tape is the second half of the American title, Mrs. Tim which involves her adventures in Scotland and where we meet Guffrey. Like many of novels, characters appear and reappear in her books. Many of the characters are here in this book and it is fun to listen to the story complete with the appropriate English accents. The book is easy to listen to, and very entertaining all the way through. What about Hilary Nevilles performance did you like? Hilary Neville's performance is very good. I liked hearing the slight change for various characters in her voice, but it was always clear and easy to understand. Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry? D.E. Stevenson's books are quite amusing, but also speak to the heart of who we are. We all have similar characters in our life and it makes it more interesting as we decide how we would have handled the situation as we learn what Mrs. Tim does in a situation. Any additional comments? I am certainly looking forward the rest of the D.E. Stevenson books that are available. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Murder-Is-a-Family-Business-Audiobook/B07226PJ5T Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Murder Is a Family Business Subtitle: The Alvarez Family Murder Mysteries, Book 1 Author: Heather Haven Narrator: Marci Himelson Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins Language: English Release date: 04-19-17 Publisher: Wives of Bath Press Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 5 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Just because a man cheats on his wife and makes Danny DeVito look tall, dark, and handsome, is that any reason to kill him? The reluctant and quirky PI, Lee Alvarez, doesn't think so. The 34-year old half-Latina, half-WASP and 100% detective has her work cut out for her when the man is murdered on her watch. Of all the nerve. For Lee, this has become personal. From San Francisco's famous Embarcadero to quaint Princeton-by-the-Sea, she is out to find the killer. And for the killer, this has become personal, too. Murder Is a Family Business is the first in a series of humorous mysteries revolving around Lee Alvarez, a combination of Sue Grafton's Kinsey Millhone and Janet Evanovitch's Stephanie Plum, and the rest of Alvarez Family, owners of Silicon Valley's Discretionary Inquiries. Completing the family is Lee's "Never Had a Bad Hair Day" aristocratic mother, Lila; computer genius brother, Richard; beloved uncle "Tio"; and her energetic orange-and-white kitten, Tugger. When this group is not solving murders, they run Discretionary Inquiries, a successful Silicon Valley agency that normally deals with the theft of computer software. Seemingly light and frothy on the surface, the novel explores familial love: the good, the bad, and the annoying. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Heather Haven) Wed, 19 Apr 2017 14:12:51 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Murder-Is-a-Family-Business-Audiobook/B07226PJ5T thebookvoice.com 07:14:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Murder Is a Family Business Subtitle: The Alvarez Family Murder Mysteries, Book 1 Author: Heather Haven Narrator: Marci Himelson Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins Language: English Release date: 04-19-17 Publisher: Wives of Bath Press Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 5 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Just because a man cheats on his wife and makes Danny DeVito look tall, dark, and handsome, is that any reason to kill him? The reluctant and quirky PI, Lee Alvarez, doesn't think so. The 34-year old half-Latina, half-WASP and 100% detective has her work cut out for her when the man is murdered on her watch. Of all the nerve. For Lee, this has become personal. From San Francisco's famous Embarcadero to quaint Princeton-by-the-Sea, she is out to find the killer. And for the killer, this has become personal, too. Murder Is a Family Business is the first in a series of humorous mysteries revolving around Lee Alvarez, a combination of Sue Grafton's Kinsey Millhone and Janet Evanovitch's Stephanie Plum, and the rest of Alvarez Family, owners of Silicon Valley's Discretionary Inquiries. Completing the family is Lee's "Never Had a Bad Hair Day" aristocratic mother, Lila; computer genius brother, Richard; beloved uncle "Tio"; and her energetic orange-and-white kitten, Tugger. When this group is not solving murders, they run Discretionary Inquiries, a successful Silicon Valley agency that normally deals with the theft of computer software. Seemingly light and frothy on the surface, the novel explores familial love: the good, the bad, and the annoying. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Murder Is a Family Business Subtitle: The Alvarez Family Murder Mysteries, Book 1 Author: Heather Haven Narrator: Marci Himelson Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins Language: English Release date: 04-19-17 Publisher: Wives of Bath Press Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 5 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Just because a man cheats on his wife and makes Danny DeVito look tall, dark, and handsome, is that any reason to kill him? The reluctant and quirky PI, Lee Alvarez, doesn't think so. The 34-year old half-Latina, half-WASP and 100% detective has her work cut out for her when the man is murdered on her watch. Of all the nerve. For Lee, this has become personal. From San Francisco's famous Embarcadero to quaint Princeton-by-the-Sea, she is out to find the killer. And for the killer, this has become personal, too. Murder Is a Family Business is the first in a series of humorous mysteries revolving around Lee Alvarez, a combination of Sue Grafton's Kinsey Millhone and Janet Evanovitch's Stephanie Plum, and the rest of Alvarez Family, owners of Silicon Valley's Discretionary Inquiries. Completing the family is Lee's "Never Had a Bad Hair Day" aristocratic mother, Lila; computer genius brother, Richard; beloved uncle "Tio"; and her energetic orange-and-white kitten, Tugger. When this group is not solving murders, they run Discretionary Inquiries, a successful Silicon Valley agency that normally deals with the theft of computer software. Seemingly light and frothy on the surface, the novel explores familial love: the good, the bad, and the annoying. Members Reviews: Murder Is a Family Business I got a real kick out of this thriller set in San Francisco and Silicon Valley. Lee's mix of Spanish and English is fun to follow as she treads a fine line of the mixed allegiances in her family's Anglo/Latino background. Lee is a woman I can relate to as she has to tangle with the inevitable tensions arising in a small family business. She also has to deal with her own impulsive nature--the acquisition of a stray cat at a murder scene, and a love of designer clothes that don't always fit the situation. Somehow, she still manages to unravel the murder and do so with plenty of humorous and edgy thinking. Reading about an intellectual property detective agency in a world where intellectual property theft is a big issue is new twist for a detective thriller. I enjoyed my trip into that world. Fun and entertaining! Liana Alvarez, private investigator for the family owned and run company Discretionary Inquiries, was wet, cold and miserable. She was in the storm without shelter while she was staking out the warehouse â her mother and head of DI, Lila, had specifically requested Lee do this stake out even though the company normally handled software issues. The person she was to keep an eye out for was the husband of Lilaâs long-time friend and she wanted it kept quiet. But when Lee discovered the body of her person of interest, her shock was immenseâ Richard, Leeâs brother and the computer genius of the company was involved in the search for clues â Leeâs curious nature meant she couldnât leave it to the police and Richard had everything he needed at his fingertips. The new kitten which Lee had named Tugger was being cared for during Leeâs working days by her favourite person, Tio who had just moved to be with the family after losing his wife. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Ecstasy-Killer-on-Call-Book-1-Audiobook/B019281F36 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Ecstasy: Killer on Call Book 1 Author: Gwendolyn Druyor Narrator: Gwendolyn Druyor Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 28 mins Language: English Release date: 12-08-15 Publisher: Gwendolyn Druyor Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Imagine a vicious, cold-blooded, heartless villain who canes children and kicks puppies. Tim will totally kill that guy for you, if you pay him and provide proof. But if you're just using him to knock out your own evil empire competition, look out. You'll be paying for your own funeral. In the first book of this fast, funny, and fascinating series, Tim takes up shop in his sister's town. When he takes his sister's bestie on a job, she falls in love with his target and he finds himself having to save lives for once. Other books in the series: 2. Gin 3. Morphine 4. Valium 5. Pot 6. Absinthe bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Gwendolyn Druyor) Tue, 08 Dec 2015 12:16:17 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Ecstasy-Killer-on-Call-Book-1-Audiobook/B019281F36 thebookvoice.com 01:28:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Ecstasy: Killer on Call Book 1 Author: Gwendolyn Druyor Narrator: Gwendolyn Druyor Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 28 mins Language: English Release date: 12-08-15 Publisher: Gwendolyn Druyor Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Imagine a vicious, cold-blooded, heartless villain who canes children and kicks puppies. Tim will totally kill that guy for you, if you pay him and provide proof. But if you're just using him to knock out your own evil empire competition, look out. You'll be paying for your own funeral. In the first book of this fast, funny, and fascinating series, Tim takes up shop in his sister's town. When he takes his sister's bestie on a job, she falls in love with his target and he finds himself having to save lives for once. Other books in the series: 2. Gin 3. Morphine 4. Valium 5. Pot 6. Absinthe Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Ecstasy: Killer on Call Book 1 Author: Gwendolyn Druyor Narrator: Gwendolyn Druyor Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 28 mins Language: English Release date: 12-08-15 Publisher: Gwendolyn Druyor Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Imagine a vicious, cold-blooded, heartless villain who canes children and kicks puppies. Tim will totally kill that guy for you, if you pay him and provide proof. But if you're just using him to knock out your own evil empire competition, look out. You'll be paying for your own funeral. In the first book of this fast, funny, and fascinating series, Tim takes up shop in his sister's town. When he takes his sister's bestie on a job, she falls in love with his target and he finds himself having to save lives for once. Other books in the series: 2. Gin 3. Morphine 4. Valium 5. Pot 6. Absinthe Members Reviews: Stephanie Plum meets Dexter Below is a composite review of the series in general: The series is orignal with zany amusing characters. These is plenty of action , surprises and humor. The series is sort of a combination of Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum and Jeff Lindsay's Dexter. Kissy, the zany, quirky heroine reminds me of Stephanie. She has a very likeable straight arrow boyfriend who unwittingly gets caught up in all the mischief and mayhem, Tim, is the hit man / serial killer who like Dexter only kills bad guys after vetting them. If a client employees him to kill an undeserving target then it is the client who has a funeral. Tim calls himself the "Killer with a conscience" aka the KC Killer. Unfortunately some perspective clients think that KC Killer means "Killer on Command". Tim returns to town after his mentor's death and when his sister Julia (Kissy's best friend) is laid up with a broken leg. Tim has a major crush on Kissy. Kissy has a way of disrupting Tim's occupational assignments. Tim is not an inept fumbling assassin per see; it's just that Kissy and her gang of bumbling friends have a way of fouling up Tim's assignments. This is a fun orignal series! It is not great literature, however it is very enjoyable and zany. Quick and fast paced Any additional comments? Dramatic and intense. This book was named aptly. For anyone who enjoys criminal thrillers, this book is a must. I was voluntarily provided this review copy audiobook at no charge by the author, narrator, and/or publisher. Like a Pilot Episode to a TV Show Since I am a fan of Gwendolyn Druyors narration, I wanted to give one of her own books a try. Since she is a great narrator, I figured that the performance alone would be worth it. We get a super fast story that reunites Kissy with her friends brother, Tim. He takes her out on a job with him, since he is a KCKiller with a Conscience. Along the way, we meet police officer Avi, who sings bass and hits it off with musical firecracker Kissy. This is a short work. I knew that going into it, but I still wanted more. I would say the best way to think of this is a pilot episode to a TV series. It puts all the characters in place and gives us glimpses to what might come up in the future, such as a love triangle between Kissy, Tim and Avi. There are several more stories after this, so you can listen to the further adventures of Kissy, Tim and Avi just to be sure. Druyors narration is as good as I expected it to be. There were some clever parts to this story that I rather liked. For example, near the end we meet a dominatrix who had a very unique way of capturing her intended target. I liked it so much I had to tell several people I knew who appreciate a good whodunnit. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Sex-Lies-and-Chocolate-Cakes-Audiobook/B0149GIJVW Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Sex, Lies and Chocolate Cakes Subtitle: A Delicious Laugh Out Loud Comedy Author: Steven Morris Narrator: Steve White Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins Language: English Release date: 08-24-15 Publisher: steven morris Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 5 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: After accidentally exposing himself to his son's girlfriend, and realizing that because of his over-hanging stomach, she couldn't actually see anything, Eric Baxter decides it's time he went on a diet. Unfortunately, due to an exercise allergy, and an eating obsession, it isn't going to be as easy as he first thought. Throw in a battle of wits with his neighbor's cat over toilet rights to his garden, a son who lives in the shed and dreams of being discovered on The X-Factor, a stroppy teenage daughter with a Wayne Rooney fixation, a wife who doesn't want to sleep with him anymore, and an amorous work colleague who does, and you have all the ingredients to Sex, Lies and Chocolate Cakes. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Steven Morris) Mon, 24 Aug 2015 10:22:54 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Sex-Lies-and-Chocolate-Cakes-Audiobook/B0149GIJVW thebookvoice.com 02:54:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Sex, Lies and Chocolate Cakes Subtitle: A Delicious Laugh Out Loud Comedy Author: Steven Morris Narrator: Steve White Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins Language: English Release date: 08-24-15 Publisher: steven morris Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 5 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: After accidentally exposing himself to his son's girlfriend, and realizing that because of his over-hanging stomach, she couldn't actually see anything, Eric Baxter decides it's time he went on a diet. Unfortunately, due to an exercise allergy, and an eating obsession, it isn't going to be as easy as he first thought. Throw in a battle of wits with his neighbor's cat over toilet rights to his garden, a son who lives in the shed and dreams of being discovered on The X-Factor, a stroppy teenage daughter with a Wayne Rooney fixation, a wife who doesn't want to sleep with him anymore, and an amorous work colleague who does, and you have all the ingredients to Sex, Lies and Chocolate Cakes. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Sex, Lies and Chocolate Cakes Subtitle: A Delicious Laugh Out Loud Comedy Author: Steven Morris Narrator: Steve White Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins Language: English Release date: 08-24-15 Publisher: steven morris Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 5 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: After accidentally exposing himself to his son's girlfriend, and realizing that because of his over-hanging stomach, she couldn't actually see anything, Eric Baxter decides it's time he went on a diet. Unfortunately, due to an exercise allergy, and an eating obsession, it isn't going to be as easy as he first thought. Throw in a battle of wits with his neighbor's cat over toilet rights to his garden, a son who lives in the shed and dreams of being discovered on The X-Factor, a stroppy teenage daughter with a Wayne Rooney fixation, a wife who doesn't want to sleep with him anymore, and an amorous work colleague who does, and you have all the ingredients to Sex, Lies and Chocolate Cakes. Members Reviews: funny easy quick listen Would you consider the audio edition of Sex, Lies and Chocolate Cakes to be better than the print version? only listened to the audio version so can't compare What was one of the most memorable moments of Sex, Lies and Chocolate Cakes? the whole book was very good and quick to listen to Have you listened to any of Steve Whites other performances? How does this one compare? no I haven't Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry? I laughed several times throughout brilliant!! Laugh out loud all the way through! Would you listen to Sex, Lies and Chocolate Cakes again? Why? yes! It was good old honest laugh out loud life!!! Excellent narrator! What about Steve Whites performance did you like? Perfect for the part!!! Then I am a northerner who I was once told about my choice of humour!.... 'I will never understand northern humour' murrrrhhhh it just honest everyday life we can laugh at!!! :-) Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting? I did! Any additional comments? Cannot wait for the next one to be available on audible!!!!!!! its a very good book for a weekend. you have 2-3 hours and on a weekend. grab a cup of coffee and enjoy this nice audio book narrated very well for you. Good tale for a light hearted laugh If you could sum up Sex, Lies and Chocolate Cakes in three words, what would they be? Short, but funny. What did you like best about this story? It it written in a style that I love - diary! I love the Bridget Jones and Adrian Mole style of writing and comedy in everyday life. Just a normal bloke, living everyday life: wife induced dieting, dealing with teenagers, stalking the cat from next door, avoiding the advances of a work colleague and sexting for the over 40's. What aspect of Steve Whites performance might you have changed? This was not the greatest narration. I can't quite put my finger on why, although the attempt at the female voice wasn't quite right. None the less I enjoyed the story, and the funny parts definatley came through in the narration. Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting? I could have listened to it in one sitting as it is very short, but also, I found it funny enough that I could have done so if I had the time. Any additional comments? I need to know what happens next! The story ended in a way that a follow up could easily be done. Disappointed I think I'd have enjoyed this better if I'd have read the book myself. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Jpeux-pas-plaire-a-tout-le-monde-Audiobook/B00TKSEJIC Écoutez ce livre audio dans son intégralité gratuitement sur https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titre: J'peux pas plaire à tout le monde Sous-titre: Une année de chroniques chez Fogiel Auteur: Guy Carlier Narrateur: Guy Carlier Format: Unabridged Durée: 5 hrs and 30 mins Langue: Français Date de publication: 12-13-05 Éditeur: Audible France Genres: Fiction, Humor Résumé de l'éditeur: Depuis septembre 2004, Guy Carlier remplace Ariane Massenet aux côtés de Marc-Olivier Fogiel dans On ne peut pas plaire à tout le monde. Premier talk-show hebdomadaire de prime time, en direct, l'émission est devenue le rendez-vous obligé de tous ceux qui sont au cœur de l'actualité, qu'ils soient hommes politiques, sportifs, artistes ou écrivains. Après le succès des précédents recueils, les nombreux fans de Guy Carlier peuvent aujourd'hui savourer, loin de l'agitation du talk-show, le style de l'éditorialiste : incisif et grinçant. En plus de ses chroniques, il nous révèle des détails jubilatoires sur les coulisses de l'émission, les surprises, les dérapages du direct et ce qui s'est passé après. Un ouvrage qui confirme que, comme il le confesse, "sa seule hantise, ce sont les tartuffes, ces gens qui ont renoncé à aller vers la qualité". L'auteur , humoriste français est né le 5 juin 1949."Je m'oblige à me fixer des limites, à éviter la tentation fasciste, totalitaire du micro".Ancien directeur financier d'une société d'architecture et de décoration, Guy Carlier fut également parolier pour la chanson. Collaborateur de Jean-Luc Delarue sur Europe 1, puis de Laurent Ruquier sur France Inter, il explose vraiment dans l'émission Le Fou du roi présentée par Stéphane Bern. Guy Carlier a écrit (2001), (2002) et (2004) chez Hors Collection. Mais c'est en 2002, avec le succès phénoménal de (Robert Laffont), qu'il a acquis son statut d'auteur à part entière. © Editions Robert Laffont, S.A., Paris, 2005 © Audio Direct bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Guy Carlier) Tue, 13 Dec 2005 02:49:45 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Jpeux-pas-plaire-a-tout-le-monde-Audiobook/B00TKSEJIC thebookvoice.com 05:30:00 no Écoutez gratuitement ce titre en entier sur thebookvoice.com Écoutez ce livre audio dans son intégralité gratuitement sur https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titre: J'peux pas plaire à tout le monde Sous-titre: Une année de chroniques chez Fogiel Auteur: Guy Carlier Narrateur: Guy Carlier Format: Unabridged Durée: 5 hrs and 30 mins Langue: Français Date de publication: 12-13-05 Éditeur: Audible France Genres: Fiction, Humor Résumé de l'éditeur: Depuis septembre 2004, Guy Carlier remplace Ariane Massenet aux côtés de Marc-Olivier Fogiel dans On ne peut pas plaire à tout le monde. Premier talk-show hebdomadaire de prime time, en direct, l'émission est devenue le rendez-vous obligé de tous ceux qui sont au cœur de l'actualité, qu'ils soient hommes politiques, sportifs, artistes ou écrivains. Après le succès des précédents recueils, les nombreux fans de Guy Carlier peuvent aujourd'hui savourer, loin de l'agitation du talk-show, le style de l'éditorialiste : incisif et grinçant. En plus de ses chroniques, il nous révèle des détails jubilatoires sur les coulisses de l'émission, les surprises, les dérapages du direct et ce qui s'est passé après. Un ouvrage qui confirme que, comme il le confesse, "sa seule hantise, ce sont les tartuffes, ces gens qui ont renoncé à aller vers la qualité". L'auteur , humoriste français est né le 5 juin 1949."Je m'oblige à me fixer des limites, à éviter la tentation fasciste, totalitaire du micro".Ancien directeur financier d'une société d'architecture et de décoration, Guy Carlier fut également parolier pour la chanson. Collaborateur de Jean-Luc Delarue sur Europe 1, puis de Laurent Ruquier sur France Inter, il explose vraiment dans l'émission Le Fou du roi présentée par Stéphane Bern. Guy Carlier a écrit (2001), (2002) et (2004) chez Hors Collection. Mais c'est en 2002, avec le succès phénoménal de (Robert Laffont), qu'il a acquis son statut d'auteur à part entière. © Editions Robert Laffont, S.A., Paris, 2005 © Audio Direct Écoutez ce livre audio dans son intégralité gratuitement sur https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titre: J'peux pas plaire à tout le monde Sous-titre: Une année de chroniques chez Fogiel Auteur: Guy Carlier Narrateur: Guy Carlier Format: Unabridged Durée: 5 hrs and 30 mins Langue: Français Date de publication: 12-13-05 Éditeur: Audible France Genres: Fiction, Humor Résumé de l'éditeur: Depuis septembre 2004, Guy Carlier remplace Ariane Massenet aux côtés de Marc-Olivier Fogiel dans On ne peut pas plaire à tout le monde. Premier talk-show hebdomadaire de prime time, en direct, l'émission est devenue le rendez-vous obligé de tous ceux qui sont au cœur de l'actualité, qu'ils soient hommes politiques, sportifs, artistes ou écrivains. Après le succès des précédents recueils, les nombreux fans de Guy Carlier peuvent aujourd'hui savourer, loin de l'agitation du talk-show, le style de l'éditorialiste : incisif et grinçant. En plus de ses chroniques, il nous révèle des détails jubilatoires sur les coulisses de l'émission, les surprises, les dérapages du direct et ce qui s'est passé après. Un ouvrage qui confirme que, comme il le confesse, "sa seule hantise, ce sont les tartuffes, ces gens qui ont renoncé à aller vers la qualité". L'auteur , humoriste français est né le 5 juin 1949."Je m'oblige à me fixer des limites, à éviter la tentation fasciste, totalitaire du micro".Ancien directeur financier d'une société d'architecture et de décoration, Guy Carlier fut également parolier pour la chanson. Collaborateur de Jean-Luc Delarue sur Europe 1, puis de Laurent Ruquier sur France Inter, il explose vraiment dans l'émission Le Fou du roi présentée par Stéphane Bern. Guy Carlier a écrit (2001), (2002) et (2004) chez Hors Collection. Mais c'est en 2002, avec le succès phénoménal de (Robert Laffont), qu'il a acquis son statut d'auteur à part entière. © Editions Robert Laffont, S.A., Paris, 2005 © Audio Direct https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Haunted-Honeymoon-Audiobook/B0099SURA2 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Haunted Honeymoon Subtitle: The Casa Dracula Series, Book 4 Author: Marta Acosta Narrator: Patricia Fructuoso Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins Language: English Release date: 09-13-12 Publisher: Marta Acosta Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 22 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: There's more than her heart at stake.... As the only human to survive vampire infection, Milagro de Los Santos has become quite a celebrity among the blood-drinking elite. Too bad the perks of her condition - increased strength, super-fast healing - don't pay her condo fees. There are other complications too. She's feeling guilty about her fling with enigmatic Vampire Council member Ian Ducharme, and pining for her ex-fiancé, Dr. Oswald Grant - the fabulous man whose kiss changed her life. It's when Milagro - irked by Ian's attentions to his neighbor - travels to London and enjoys a sexy flirtation of her own, that the blood really hits the fan. Suddenly, those around her are dying gruesome deaths and Milagro's being interrogated. Who would kill to set her up as a murder suspect? Milagro just wants to turn back the clock and have another chance to make things right, but no sooner has she escaped to Oswald's ranch than an accident obliterates her memory. Will the murderer come after her now? And will amnesia spark a romantic do-over with Oswald - or will she make all the same mistakes before she ever gets to say "I do"? bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Marta Acosta) Thu, 13 Sep 2012 11:25:48 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Haunted-Honeymoon-Audiobook/B0099SURA2 thebookvoice.com 09:10:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Haunted Honeymoon Subtitle: The Casa Dracula Series, Book 4 Author: Marta Acosta Narrator: Patricia Fructuoso Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins Language: English Release date: 09-13-12 Publisher: Marta Acosta Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 22 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: There's more than her heart at stake.... As the only human to survive vampire infection, Milagro de Los Santos has become quite a celebrity among the blood-drinking elite. Too bad the perks of her condition - increased strength, super-fast healing - don't pay her condo fees. There are other complications too. She's feeling guilty about her fling with enigmatic Vampire Council member Ian Ducharme, and pining for her ex-fiancé, Dr. Oswald Grant - the fabulous man whose kiss changed her life. It's when Milagro - irked by Ian's attentions to his neighbor - travels to London and enjoys a sexy flirtation of her own, that the blood really hits the fan. Suddenly, those around her are dying gruesome deaths and Milagro's being interrogated. Who would kill to set her up as a murder suspect? Milagro just wants to turn back the clock and have another chance to make things right, but no sooner has she escaped to Oswald's ranch than an accident obliterates her memory. Will the murderer come after her now? And will amnesia spark a romantic do-over with Oswald - or will she make all the same mistakes before she ever gets to say "I do"? Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Haunted Honeymoon Subtitle: The Casa Dracula Series, Book 4 Author: Marta Acosta Narrator: Patricia Fructuoso Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins Language: English Release date: 09-13-12 Publisher: Marta Acosta Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 22 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: There's more than her heart at stake.... As the only human to survive vampire infection, Milagro de Los Santos has become quite a celebrity among the blood-drinking elite. Too bad the perks of her condition - increased strength, super-fast healing - don't pay her condo fees. There are other complications too. She's feeling guilty about her fling with enigmatic Vampire Council member Ian Ducharme, and pining for her ex-fiancé, Dr. Oswald Grant - the fabulous man whose kiss changed her life. It's when Milagro - irked by Ian's attentions to his neighbor - travels to London and enjoys a sexy flirtation of her own, that the blood really hits the fan. Suddenly, those around her are dying gruesome deaths and Milagro's being interrogated. Who would kill to set her up as a murder suspect? Milagro just wants to turn back the clock and have another chance to make things right, but no sooner has she escaped to Oswald's ranch than an accident obliterates her memory. Will the murderer come after her now? And will amnesia spark a romantic do-over with Oswald - or will she make all the same mistakes before she ever gets to say "I do"? Members Reviews: narrater sounds too young with no emotion I have read the 3 books previous to this in the series and really enjoyed them. I made it half way through this audio version before I had to stop. I am horribly disappointed. the narrater ruined it. VERY Bad Quality Sound Would you try another book from Marta Acosta and/or Patricia Fructuoso? The sound quality is horrible. I couldn't finish the book. What could Marta Acosta have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you? Make a better sound recording. Would you be willing to try another one of Patricia Fructuosos performances? Maybe What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment? I was very disappointed https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Bride-of-Casa-Dracula-Audiobook/B008JH6UYQ Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Bride of Casa Dracula Subtitle: The Casa Dracula Series, Book 3 Author: Marta Acosta Narrator: Patricia Fructuoso Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 1 min Language: English Release date: 07-11-12 Publisher: Marta Acosta Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 21 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Milagro De Los Santos is having serious problems planning her wedding to fabulous Oswald Grant, M.D. Her future in-laws loathe her, her dog just died, and Oswald's family has a genetic anomaly that makes them crave blood. Then her extravagant best friend hijacks the role of wedding coordinator, and the secretive Vampire Council assigns conniving Cornelia Ducharme to guide the couple through the ancient vampire marriage rituals. To top it all off, Milagro's career is on the skids. She's reduced to ghost-writing the memoirs of a loony little man who claims to be a shapeshifter. And why does Cornelia's decadent, way-too-attractive brother, Ian, always show up whenever Milagro is away from Oswald? When a series of accidents interferes with wedding plans, Oswald worries that Milagro is cracking under the pressure. Is she just paranoid, or is a hidden enemy trying to make sure Milagro doesn't wed the undead? bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Marta Acosta) Wed, 11 Jul 2012 14:27:53 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Bride-of-Casa-Dracula-Audiobook/B008JH6UYQ thebookvoice.com 08:01:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Bride of Casa Dracula Subtitle: The Casa Dracula Series, Book 3 Author: Marta Acosta Narrator: Patricia Fructuoso Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 1 min Language: English Release date: 07-11-12 Publisher: Marta Acosta Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 21 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Milagro De Los Santos is having serious problems planning her wedding to fabulous Oswald Grant, M.D. Her future in-laws loathe her, her dog just died, and Oswald's family has a genetic anomaly that makes them crave blood. Then her extravagant best friend hijacks the role of wedding coordinator, and the secretive Vampire Council assigns conniving Cornelia Ducharme to guide the couple through the ancient vampire marriage rituals. To top it all off, Milagro's career is on the skids. She's reduced to ghost-writing the memoirs of a loony little man who claims to be a shapeshifter. And why does Cornelia's decadent, way-too-attractive brother, Ian, always show up whenever Milagro is away from Oswald? When a series of accidents interferes with wedding plans, Oswald worries that Milagro is cracking under the pressure. Is she just paranoid, or is a hidden enemy trying to make sure Milagro doesn't wed the undead? Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Bride of Casa Dracula Subtitle: The Casa Dracula Series, Book 3 Author: Marta Acosta Narrator: Patricia Fructuoso Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 1 min Language: English Release date: 07-11-12 Publisher: Marta Acosta Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 21 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Milagro De Los Santos is having serious problems planning her wedding to fabulous Oswald Grant, M.D. Her future in-laws loathe her, her dog just died, and Oswald's family has a genetic anomaly that makes them crave blood. Then her extravagant best friend hijacks the role of wedding coordinator, and the secretive Vampire Council assigns conniving Cornelia Ducharme to guide the couple through the ancient vampire marriage rituals. To top it all off, Milagro's career is on the skids. She's reduced to ghost-writing the memoirs of a loony little man who claims to be a shapeshifter. And why does Cornelia's decadent, way-too-attractive brother, Ian, always show up whenever Milagro is away from Oswald? When a series of accidents interferes with wedding plans, Oswald worries that Milagro is cracking under the pressure. Is she just paranoid, or is a hidden enemy trying to make sure Milagro doesn't wed the undead? Members Reviews: Team Oz Or Team Ian Which are you? I am on team Ian, with that said. This is a great third installment in the Casa Dracula series. I love that Ms. Acosta did a different take on vampires. That vampirism is a genetic anomaly on why they need blood. Very creative and believable. This is a tongue in cheek series that pokes fun at stereotypes while still getting a subtle message across That not all bodacious chicas are bimbos. "Young lady" that's her nick name given to her by her new quasi family, is not your typical girl, she's got curves, attitude and a brain which many people forget the third part and she uses to her advantage. Men come and go in her life but the 2 vying for her heart are Oswald and Ian. As the wedding approaches young lady tries to walk all the fine lines people are imposing on her while the same people keep changing them or erasing the line to prove that she is worthy. You go girl... As a saying from one of my favorite movies Nobody puts (baby) Milagro in a corner! A delightful book that will put a smile on your face and make you swoon a little. Fun: possible spoilers Really enjoying this series, going to be sad to see it end with the next book. I have confidence thou that the author will wrap things up and give everyone their H.E.A. This book revolves around the planning of Milagro's wedding to Oswald. While I liked them together and felt that they could have been happy eventually, they were not meant to be. Oswald is never around and is more dedicated to pleasing people, keeping up appearances and working at a job he is dedicated to to really devote himself to Milagro and their relationship. Meanwhile Milagro just wants to belong and have a family, she doesn't need or want the type of life that Oswald things he needs to give her, she just wants him. I think that he was also partially with her out of guilt for bringing her into this new world and felt like he was obliged to take care of her, but that really isn't reason's or a good ground to build a lifetime together. Then there is Ian, who I feel really does love Milagro and doesn't want to change a thing about her, accepts her for who she is. There has always been chemistry between them, and I'm not really sure what Milagro's hang up is over him. I think they could be really happy together. He is also there for her and spend more time around her than Oswald. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/And-De-Fun-Dont-Done-Audiobook/B004R5JE2Y Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: And De Fun Don't Done Author: Robert G. Barrett Narrator: Dino Marnika Format: Unabridged Length: 19 hrs and 5 mins Language: English Release date: 03-08-11 Publisher: Bolinda Publishing Pty Ltd Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 30 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: They don't call him Lucky Les for nothing. A ticket in a raffle and Norton was off to the US of A, where it turned out hot, red hot, and it wasn't just the weather. Night club brawls, mafia hitmen, and too many girls called Lori, all in a sea of margaritas. Even for Les Norton, it was just too hot to handle. So it was off to the Caribbean, where Millwood Downie - schoolteacher, historian, and would-be stand-up comic - helps Les trace his family tree and possibly uncover the biggest earn ever. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Robert G. Barrett) Tue, 08 Mar 2011 23:04:07 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/And-De-Fun-Dont-Done-Audiobook/B004R5JE2Y thebookvoice.com 19:05:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: And De Fun Don't Done Author: Robert G. Barrett Narrator: Dino Marnika Format: Unabridged Length: 19 hrs and 5 mins Language: English Release date: 03-08-11 Publisher: Bolinda Publishing Pty Ltd Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 30 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: They don't call him Lucky Les for nothing. A ticket in a raffle and Norton was off to the US of A, where it turned out hot, red hot, and it wasn't just the weather. Night club brawls, mafia hitmen, and too many girls called Lori, all in a sea of margaritas. Even for Les Norton, it was just too hot to handle. So it was off to the Caribbean, where Millwood Downie - schoolteacher, historian, and would-be stand-up comic - helps Les trace his family tree and possibly uncover the biggest earn ever. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: And De Fun Don't Done Author: Robert G. Barrett Narrator: Dino Marnika Format: Unabridged Length: 19 hrs and 5 mins Language: English Release date: 03-08-11 Publisher: Bolinda Publishing Pty Ltd Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 30 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: They don't call him Lucky Les for nothing. A ticket in a raffle and Norton was off to the US of A, where it turned out hot, red hot, and it wasn't just the weather. Night club brawls, mafia hitmen, and too many girls called Lori, all in a sea of margaritas. Even for Les Norton, it was just too hot to handle. So it was off to the Caribbean, where Millwood Downie - schoolteacher, historian, and would-be stand-up comic - helps Les trace his family tree and possibly uncover the biggest earn ever. Members Reviews: Listening to the makes me feel good Love this author and narrator. Just a romping good story. It is very funny in an unique Australian way. I am not sure that non Australians will understand the book typical norton Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why? yes les norton is a laugh he get's into allsort's of strife What other book might you compare And De Fun Don't Done to and why? fat fifty and f###d funny tale of drama after drama for les Which character as performed by Dino Marnika was your favorite? les norton the redheaded queensland bloke fully of character and a complete wombat at times Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry? places make you laugh with the stupidity of some of the character's So funny I almost peed my pants!!!! Any additional comments? I loved this book, it kept me laughing the whole way through!! I laughed so hard I cried at times. I recommend this book to everyone (adults that is). It was a wonderful book and would love to see more like it. Too damn long I usually like the Les Norton books but this one just waffled on too much.The narrator lost interest at times. The story could have been written and told in half the time - far to much padding Mr Barret. I guess we all have a bad one occassionally and this is the Les Norton bad one. Recommend any of Les' other adventures though. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Oh-Dear-Silvia-Audiobook/B009LJOVC4 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Oh Dear Silvia Author: Dawn French Narrator: Dawn French, James Fleet, Llewella Gideon, Jack Lowden, James McArdle, Pauline McLynn, Maggie Steed, Ruby Turner Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins Language: English Release date: 10-25-12 Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 28 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of Dawn Frenchs second brilliant novel, Oh Dear Silvia, featuring a full cast of readers including Gareth Armstrong, Jane Collingwood, Beattie Edmondson, James Fleet, Llewella Gideon, Jack Lowden, James McArdle, Pauline McLynn, Patrice Naiambana, Celine Rosa Tan, Maggie Steed, Ruby Turner, and Dawn herself. Who is in Coma Suite Number 5? A matchless lover? A supreme egotist? A selfless martyr? A bad mother? A cherished sister? A selfish wife? All of these. For this is Silvia Shute, who has always done exactly what she wants. Until now, when her life suddenly, shockingly stops. Her past holds a terrible secret, and now that she is unconscious in a hospital bed, her constant stream of visitors are set to uncover the mystery of her broken life. Meanwhile she must lie there, victim of the beloveds, the borings, the babblings and the plain bonkers. Like it or not, the truth is about to pay Silvia a visit. Again, and again and again... bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Dawn French) Thu, 25 Oct 2012 09:32:15 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Oh-Dear-Silvia-Audiobook/B009LJOVC4 thebookvoice.com 09:20:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Oh Dear Silvia Author: Dawn French Narrator: Dawn French, James Fleet, Llewella Gideon, Jack Lowden, James McArdle, Pauline McLynn, Maggie Steed, Ruby Turner Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins Language: English Release date: 10-25-12 Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 28 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of Dawn Frenchs second brilliant novel, Oh Dear Silvia, featuring a full cast of readers including Gareth Armstrong, Jane Collingwood, Beattie Edmondson, James Fleet, Llewella Gideon, Jack Lowden, James McArdle, Pauline McLynn, Patrice Naiambana, Celine Rosa Tan, Maggie Steed, Ruby Turner, and Dawn herself. Who is in Coma Suite Number 5? A matchless lover? A supreme egotist? A selfless martyr? A bad mother? A cherished sister? A selfish wife? All of these. For this is Silvia Shute, who has always done exactly what she wants. Until now, when her life suddenly, shockingly stops. Her past holds a terrible secret, and now that she is unconscious in a hospital bed, her constant stream of visitors are set to uncover the mystery of her broken life. Meanwhile she must lie there, victim of the beloveds, the borings, the babblings and the plain bonkers. Like it or not, the truth is about to pay Silvia a visit. Again, and again and again... Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Oh Dear Silvia Author: Dawn French Narrator: Dawn French, James Fleet, Llewella Gideon, Jack Lowden, James McArdle, Pauline McLynn, Maggie Steed, Ruby Turner Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins Language: English Release date: 10-25-12 Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 28 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of Dawn Frenchs second brilliant novel, Oh Dear Silvia, featuring a full cast of readers including Gareth Armstrong, Jane Collingwood, Beattie Edmondson, James Fleet, Llewella Gideon, Jack Lowden, James McArdle, Pauline McLynn, Patrice Naiambana, Celine Rosa Tan, Maggie Steed, Ruby Turner, and Dawn herself. Who is in Coma Suite Number 5? A matchless lover? A supreme egotist? A selfless martyr? A bad mother? A cherished sister? A selfish wife? All of these. For this is Silvia Shute, who has always done exactly what she wants. Until now, when her life suddenly, shockingly stops. Her past holds a terrible secret, and now that she is unconscious in a hospital bed, her constant stream of visitors are set to uncover the mystery of her broken life. Meanwhile she must lie there, victim of the beloveds, the borings, the babblings and the plain bonkers. Like it or not, the truth is about to pay Silvia a visit. Again, and again and again... Members Reviews: Favourite audio book so far... Would you consider the audio edition of Oh Dear Silvia to be better than the print version? Yes...we studied this book for our Book Club. I was the only one to listen to it...everyone else read it. The narrators bring each character to life in such a way that I felt I knew them all personally. At our Book Club meeting I played some of the audio so that my fellow readers could enjoy some of the characters for themselves. What did you like best about this story? The narration was wonderful. What does the narrators bring to the story that you wouldnt experience if you just read the book? See above. Who was the most memorable character of Oh Dear Silvia and why? Each character was memorable in this book...no-one stood out more than another...they were all fabulous. Oh Dear Dawn - what a pearler What made the experience of listening to Oh Dear Silvia the most enjoyable? This is an audible experience which moved me through the gambit of emotions from laughter and tears and everywhere in between. Brilliant concept in which the characters develop with each page. Thoroughly enjoyable! Great Job Dawn! Intriguing twists and turns. After a slow and slightly grating beginning, I really became involved in the story and all it's characters. The contrast between personalities and perspectives, was enjoyable and the plot was engaging if not completely flawless (some characters over do it at times). I enjoy much of Dawn French's work, this is no different, fun, thought provoking and a good listen. Fantastic Book If you could sum up Oh Dear Silvia in three words, what would they be? As a ICU nurse I have witnessed these scenarios. I found it fascinating to imagine Silvia hearing all of this twisting quirky and yet familiar portrait of a family. What did you like best about this story? The characters Have you listened to any of the narratorss other performances before? How does this one compare? No Who was the most memorable character of Oh Dear Silvia and why? Jo Any additional comments? I loved it!! lovely book the only thing that bothered me was the voice of the sister. it made for a 3 in preformance. otherwise really enjoyed it. clever and sweet story. listen! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Divorcing-Jack-Audiobook/B00EOU5AAM Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Divorcing Jack Author: Colin Bateman Narrator: Adam Moore Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins Language: English Release date: 09-05-13 Publisher: Whole Story Audiobooks Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 16 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Dan Starkey is a young journalist in Belfast, who shares with his wife, Patricia, a prodigious appetite for drinking and dancing. Then Dan meets a beautiful and apparently impoverished student. And then, terrifyingly, she is murdered. Is it because she was not exactly who she claimed to be? Is it the IRA? A Protestant extremist group? A jealous lover? Before long, Dan is a target himself. Critic Reviews: "Hysterically funny one-liners and sinister Kafkaesque developments..." (Daily Mail) "Divorcing Jack is richly paranoid and very funny, it manages to say more about the Troubles in 280 vivid pages than reams of earnest reportage ever could." (Sunday Times) bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Colin Bateman) Thu, 05 Sep 2013 22:59:17 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Divorcing-Jack-Audiobook/B00EOU5AAM thebookvoice.com 09:04:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Divorcing Jack Author: Colin Bateman Narrator: Adam Moore Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins Language: English Release date: 09-05-13 Publisher: Whole Story Audiobooks Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 16 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Dan Starkey is a young journalist in Belfast, who shares with his wife, Patricia, a prodigious appetite for drinking and dancing. Then Dan meets a beautiful and apparently impoverished student. And then, terrifyingly, she is murdered. Is it because she was not exactly who she claimed to be? Is it the IRA? A Protestant extremist group? A jealous lover? Before long, Dan is a target himself. Critic Reviews: "Hysterically funny one-liners and sinister Kafkaesque developments..." (Daily Mail) "Divorcing Jack is richly paranoid and very funny, it manages to say more about the Troubles in 280 vivid pages than reams of earnest reportage ever could." (Sunday Times) Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Divorcing Jack Author: Colin Bateman Narrator: Adam Moore Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins Language: English Release date: 09-05-13 Publisher: Whole Story Audiobooks Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 16 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Dan Starkey is a young journalist in Belfast, who shares with his wife, Patricia, a prodigious appetite for drinking and dancing. Then Dan meets a beautiful and apparently impoverished student. And then, terrifyingly, she is murdered. Is it because she was not exactly who she claimed to be? Is it the IRA? A Protestant extremist group? A jealous lover? Before long, Dan is a target himself. Critic Reviews: "Hysterically funny one-liners and sinister Kafkaesque developments..." (Daily Mail) "Divorcing Jack is richly paranoid and very funny, it manages to say more about the Troubles in 280 vivid pages than reams of earnest reportage ever could." (Sunday Times) Members Reviews: Not his best work I've always really enjoyed his books, in particular the Mystery Man series but this one didn't do it for me. The narrator couldn't really do the american accent assigned to one of the characters but other than that did an ok job. If you haven't read Bateman Start here... I have read all of the Mystery Man novels and loved them so I was quite keen to dive into the Dan Starky series. Unfortunately I was a little disappointed. This book was nowhere near as funny or engaging as MM, although it was a good listen. I wish I had started here as I would still have the MM series to get to. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Tea-Olive-Bird-Watching-Society-Audiobook/B00BI1IYZ8 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Tea-Olive Bird Watching Society Author: Augusta Trobaugh Narrator: Connie Terwilliger Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins Language: English Release date: 02-20-13 Publisher: Bell Bridge Books Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 11 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Retired judge L. Hyson Breed, a Yankee, picked the wrong Southern woman to trick, bully and steal from. The members of the Tea-Olive Bird Watching Society plot revenge after the judge's marriage to their friend, Sweet, turns out to be a greedy grab for her land and for control of their town. To the rescue: Beulah, Zion, and Wildwood (all named after hymns, as is Sweet). The only problem? The wannabe murderers are southern matrons from a more civilized generation. How does one remain polite even while planning to kill a man and get away with it? Augusta Trobaugh is the acclaimed author of these southern novels also from Bell Bridge Books: Sophie and the Rising Sun, Music from Beyond the Moon, River Jordan, Resting in the Bosom of the Lamb, Swan Place and Praise Jerusalem. Critic Reviews: "Delightful." (Booklist) bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Augusta Trobaugh) Wed, 20 Feb 2013 04:45:26 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Tea-Olive-Bird-Watching-Society-Audiobook/B00BI1IYZ8 thebookvoice.com 08:50:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Tea-Olive Bird Watching Society Author: Augusta Trobaugh Narrator: Connie Terwilliger Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins Language: English Release date: 02-20-13 Publisher: Bell Bridge Books Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 11 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Retired judge L. Hyson Breed, a Yankee, picked the wrong Southern woman to trick, bully and steal from. The members of the Tea-Olive Bird Watching Society plot revenge after the judge's marriage to their friend, Sweet, turns out to be a greedy grab for her land and for control of their town. To the rescue: Beulah, Zion, and Wildwood (all named after hymns, as is Sweet). The only problem? The wannabe murderers are southern matrons from a more civilized generation. How does one remain polite even while planning to kill a man and get away with it? Augusta Trobaugh is the acclaimed author of these southern novels also from Bell Bridge Books: Sophie and the Rising Sun, Music from Beyond the Moon, River Jordan, Resting in the Bosom of the Lamb, Swan Place and Praise Jerusalem. Critic Reviews: "Delightful." (Booklist) Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Tea-Olive Bird Watching Society Author: Augusta Trobaugh Narrator: Connie Terwilliger Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins Language: English Release date: 02-20-13 Publisher: Bell Bridge Books Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 11 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Retired judge L. Hyson Breed, a Yankee, picked the wrong Southern woman to trick, bully and steal from. The members of the Tea-Olive Bird Watching Society plot revenge after the judge's marriage to their friend, Sweet, turns out to be a greedy grab for her land and for control of their town. To the rescue: Beulah, Zion, and Wildwood (all named after hymns, as is Sweet). The only problem? The wannabe murderers are southern matrons from a more civilized generation. How does one remain polite even while planning to kill a man and get away with it? Augusta Trobaugh is the acclaimed author of these southern novels also from Bell Bridge Books: Sophie and the Rising Sun, Music from Beyond the Moon, River Jordan, Resting in the Bosom of the Lamb, Swan Place and Praise Jerusalem. Critic Reviews: "Delightful." (Booklist) Members Reviews: Infiltration from the North, Rescue from the South In a tiny town in Georgia, where the women, old and young alike are all (but one) named after hymns, and everybody looks after their neighbors . . . everything starts to unravel when, Love Divine, one of the Bird Watching Society and library supporters passes away . . . when a stranger from "up north" starts looking at Love Divine's house and small farm and then decides to buy it, things start going downhill fast . . . one of their tight group of bird watchers, Sweet (by and by) takes a liking to the handsome retired judge from New York . . . and in no time flat, he is courting her . . . and to the chagrin of her friends, marries her . . . quickly . . . and NOT in church either . . . it doesn't take long for The Judge to show his true colors . . . and Sweet's friends realize that he is abusive and dangerous . . . this is a good tale of the closeness in a small southern town, the sadness of spouse abuse, and the power of those with money and social status over others . . . and it rings true . . . no matter where you're from . . . I love the different personalities of each of the women of the Bird Watching Society, their quirkiness, spunk, and perseverance . . . turtle stew and all! Delightful Delightful from beginning to end. Augusta always delivers a sweet story. A page turner to boot. Thank you wonderful story to read Where does The Tea-Olive Bird Watching Society rank among all the audiobooks youve listened to so far? Number 2 What was one of the most memorable moments of The Tea-Olive Bird Watching Society? The way that Beulah and Zion kept trying to figure out ways to get rid of the judge really funny how Sweet did it on her own. Which scene was your favorite? Where Tobias got up to speak at the town meeting to save the library. Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you? I would say when Beulah had to figure out how to give Tobias a new shirt. Any additional comments? This was a great story my favorite character was Zion nothing was going to get get in her way of getting rid of the judge. This was truly an awesome book I will need to get for my collection. Great little town and characters. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Wendy-and-the-Lost-Boys-Audiobook/B00BL2HZUO Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Wendy and the Lost Boys Subtitle: A Wendy Darlin Comedy Mystery Author: Barbara Silkstone Narrator: Nicole Colburn Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins Language: English Release date: 02-26-13 Publisher: Barbara Silkstone Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 20 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When a deathbed promise to a friend leaves Wendy Darlin, feisty Miami real estate broker for billionaires, trapped on a super-yacht with Ponzi-king, Charlie Hook, she's forced to join him on a quest to recover his hidden treasure. Along for the danger-filled adventure are an undercover SEC investigator, who kindles a spark in Wendy with his "Johnny Depp" eyes and Hook's young female helicopter pilot who befriends Wendy as they sail the high seas, one step ahead of modern-day ruthless pirates. A laugh-out-loud whodunitkidnapping, revenge, and a little murder on the side. This comedy mystery is set in Miami and the Caribbean. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Barbara Silkstone) Tue, 26 Feb 2013 04:10:46 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Wendy-and-the-Lost-Boys-Audiobook/B00BL2HZUO thebookvoice.com 05:45:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Wendy and the Lost Boys Subtitle: A Wendy Darlin Comedy Mystery Author: Barbara Silkstone Narrator: Nicole Colburn Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins Language: English Release date: 02-26-13 Publisher: Barbara Silkstone Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 20 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When a deathbed promise to a friend leaves Wendy Darlin, feisty Miami real estate broker for billionaires, trapped on a super-yacht with Ponzi-king, Charlie Hook, she's forced to join him on a quest to recover his hidden treasure. Along for the danger-filled adventure are an undercover SEC investigator, who kindles a spark in Wendy with his "Johnny Depp" eyes and Hook's young female helicopter pilot who befriends Wendy as they sail the high seas, one step ahead of modern-day ruthless pirates. A laugh-out-loud whodunitkidnapping, revenge, and a little murder on the side. This comedy mystery is set in Miami and the Caribbean. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Wendy and the Lost Boys Subtitle: A Wendy Darlin Comedy Mystery Author: Barbara Silkstone Narrator: Nicole Colburn Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins Language: English Release date: 02-26-13 Publisher: Barbara Silkstone Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 20 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When a deathbed promise to a friend leaves Wendy Darlin, feisty Miami real estate broker for billionaires, trapped on a super-yacht with Ponzi-king, Charlie Hook, she's forced to join him on a quest to recover his hidden treasure. Along for the danger-filled adventure are an undercover SEC investigator, who kindles a spark in Wendy with his "Johnny Depp" eyes and Hook's young female helicopter pilot who befriends Wendy as they sail the high seas, one step ahead of modern-day ruthless pirates. A laugh-out-loud whodunitkidnapping, revenge, and a little murder on the side. This comedy mystery is set in Miami and the Caribbean. Members Reviews: Wendy is Wonderful Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why? Wendy Darlin, real estate agent, independent woman, modern day pirate? Not really the life Wendy envisioned for herself when she promised to look after the criminal miscreant Charlie Hook. When Hook basically holds Wendy, her friend, and an investigator hostage, they have no choice but to help him recover his ill gotten treasure. Remember the old Rocky and Bullwinkle show, how there was a segment called fractured fairy tales? That was my favorite part of the show. So, to me, it is absolutely no surprise how much I adore Barbara Silkstone's "fractured fairy tale for adults" re-imagining of Peter Pan. I found this book to be, in short, a hoot. The writing is clever, and had me doing that really unattractive giggle-snort combination many times throughout my listen. I love the way the characters embody the essence of the original classic characters, with snarky modern twists. Be aware, this is not the Peter Pan story you want your kids reading, it is clearly intended for adult readers. Yet it appeals to the childlike part of us that loved the classic original stories. Combine that childlike love with modern politics and technology, and you get this smart, snarky, hilarious mystery. The story is richly developed and leaves you guessing until the very end. I am liking this grown up version of Peter Pan even more than the original. I received a review copy of the book courtesy of the author. What other book might you compare Wendy and the Lost Boys to and why? I am honestly not sure there is anything else quite like it, but it falls within the genre of revisionist literature. What aspect of Nicole Colburns performance would you have changed? Personally I felt like the narrative was a slightly robotic, I personally would have liked more emotion. The writing is so fantastic, and I was not sure this narrator did it justice, fun read Where does Wendy and the Lost Boys rank among all the audiobooks youve listened to so far? This is a good all around just fun read with funny moments What was one of the most memorable moments of Wendy and the Lost Boys? The characters names Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting? yes Any additional comments? Just an all around fun book to listen too without much contemplation. Humorous with many twists and turns. Playful in every way. twisting off into several marvelous side streets This was a really funny, very adult reworking of Peter Pan, with Wendy as the most important character, and the narrator of the story. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/How-to-Write-a-Novel-Audiobook/B0127MVQ92 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: How to Write a Novel Subtitle: A Novel Author: Melanie Sumner Narrator: Katie Schorr Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins Language: English Release date: 08-04-15 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Aristotle "Aris" Thibodeau is 12 and a half years old and destined for greatness. Ever since her father's death, however, she's been stuck in the small town of Kanuga, Georgia, where she has to manage her mother Diane's floundering love life and dubious commitment to her job as an English professor, not to mention coparenting a little brother who hogs all the therapy money. Luckily Aris has a plan. Following the advice laid out in Write a Novel in Thirty Days!, she sets out to pen a best seller using her charmingly dysfunctional family as material. If the mom character, Diane, would ditch online dating and accept that the perfect man is clearly the handyman/nanny character, Penn MacGuffin, Aris would have the essential romance for her plot (and a father in her real life). But when a random accident uncovers a dark part of Thibodeau family history, Aris is forced to confront the fact that sometimes in life - as in great literature - things might not work out exactly as planned. How to Write a Novel is a brilliant satire of the modern family, at once endearing, hilarious, and bittersweet. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Melanie Sumner) Tue, 04 Aug 2015 21:25:43 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/How-to-Write-a-Novel-Audiobook/B0127MVQ92 thebookvoice.com 07:43:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: How to Write a Novel Subtitle: A Novel Author: Melanie Sumner Narrator: Katie Schorr Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins Language: English Release date: 08-04-15 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Aristotle "Aris" Thibodeau is 12 and a half years old and destined for greatness. Ever since her father's death, however, she's been stuck in the small town of Kanuga, Georgia, where she has to manage her mother Diane's floundering love life and dubious commitment to her job as an English professor, not to mention coparenting a little brother who hogs all the therapy money. Luckily Aris has a plan. Following the advice laid out in Write a Novel in Thirty Days!, she sets out to pen a best seller using her charmingly dysfunctional family as material. If the mom character, Diane, would ditch online dating and accept that the perfect man is clearly the handyman/nanny character, Penn MacGuffin, Aris would have the essential romance for her plot (and a father in her real life). But when a random accident uncovers a dark part of Thibodeau family history, Aris is forced to confront the fact that sometimes in life - as in great literature - things might not work out exactly as planned. How to Write a Novel is a brilliant satire of the modern family, at once endearing, hilarious, and bittersweet. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: How to Write a Novel Subtitle: A Novel Author: Melanie Sumner Narrator: Katie Schorr Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins Language: English Release date: 08-04-15 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Aristotle "Aris" Thibodeau is 12 and a half years old and destined for greatness. Ever since her father's death, however, she's been stuck in the small town of Kanuga, Georgia, where she has to manage her mother Diane's floundering love life and dubious commitment to her job as an English professor, not to mention coparenting a little brother who hogs all the therapy money. Luckily Aris has a plan. Following the advice laid out in Write a Novel in Thirty Days!, she sets out to pen a best seller using her charmingly dysfunctional family as material. If the mom character, Diane, would ditch online dating and accept that the perfect man is clearly the handyman/nanny character, Penn MacGuffin, Aris would have the essential romance for her plot (and a father in her real life). But when a random accident uncovers a dark part of Thibodeau family history, Aris is forced to confront the fact that sometimes in life - as in great literature - things might not work out exactly as planned. How to Write a Novel is a brilliant satire of the modern family, at once endearing, hilarious, and bittersweet. Members Reviews: Illuminating Reality While Transcending It (and making you laugh along the way) This novel, called "How to Write a Novel," is of course not really a book on how to write a novel (though you could do a great deal worse as a writing tutorial). The "How to write a novel in 30 days" thing is just a clever "MacGuffin," that somewhat arbitrary plot device that Hitchcock explained he frequently used to get the story going (and the name, as it happens, of one of the key characters in Sumner's book!). The primary reason to buy and read this book is to experience the wonderfully funny and warmly human story of a precocious 12-and-a-half-year old girl and her fatherless family getting by, sometimes with grace and sometimes with unintentional hilarity, but always with grit and great humanity. At times, the family seems to be coming apart at the seams, and resembles the dilapidated doll house (with its miniature family) that the main character, Aris, has such affection for: a house that displays "the living-on-the-brink-of-disaster wonder of their world in all its shabby detail." And this might be the key to what I love so much about Sumner's book: she describes here people whose lives are severely circumscribed by limitation, somewhat fraying at the edges, often on the verge of a nervous breakdown, but who somehow do not succumb to bitterness or terminal snarkiness, who do not collapse into self-pity (at least not for long), who, in short, have pluck and grit, and maintain a large-hearted capacity to love. If you did buy this book to learn about writing, well there's a lot it has to teach you: the funny and realistic malapropism of a 4-year-old boy referring to the "Specific Ocean," the occasional beautiful and restrained use of metaphor, such as when Aris describes a blue heron "the color of your shadow on the driveway on winter afternoon," the concrete details she includes (for example, the mother wiping her tear-filled eyes with the sock she was absent-mindedly holding), the great story telling and plotting of Aris's extreme plan to get justice, a part of the story that combines absurdity, humor and riveting danger. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Friends-Are-Thicker-Than-Water-Audiobook/B077GDC3JG Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Friends Are Thicker Than Water Subtitle: Tales of a Misspent Youth Author: Donald C. Payton, Patrick J. Payton Narrator: Donald C. Payton Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins Language: English Release date: 11-15-17 Publisher: Donald C. Payton Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: 1955. It was spring and a time of innocence. A happy, carefree era after the Second World War and the Korean War, and the calm before the '60s. Elvis signed with RCA records and Rosa Parks wouldn't give up her seat on the bus. It was the year Einstein died. The year Bill Gates was born. It was also the year Ralph McGreavey and Mike Ryan were juniors at Saint Raphael Academy in Pawtucket, Rhode Island. Friends Are Thicker Than Water: Tales of a Misspent Youth is the story of two friends sharing their adventures that fabled year. From football to first jobs, from golf to girls, Mike's father thought Ralph was having a "misspent youth" and Mike was going along for the ride. Just like the mandolin they pawned in '55, Mike and Ralph were forever glued together in friendship. Step back in time with Ralph and Mike as they spend that carefree year of friendship living through one riotous situation after another "funny bone first!" bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Donald C. Payton) Wed, 15 Nov 2017 22:19:03 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Friends-Are-Thicker-Than-Water-Audiobook/B077GDC3JG thebookvoice.com 07:59:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Friends Are Thicker Than Water Subtitle: Tales of a Misspent Youth Author: Donald C. Payton, Patrick J. Payton Narrator: Donald C. Payton Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins Language: English Release date: 11-15-17 Publisher: Donald C. Payton Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: 1955. It was spring and a time of innocence. A happy, carefree era after the Second World War and the Korean War, and the calm before the '60s. Elvis signed with RCA records and Rosa Parks wouldn't give up her seat on the bus. It was the year Einstein died. The year Bill Gates was born. It was also the year Ralph McGreavey and Mike Ryan were juniors at Saint Raphael Academy in Pawtucket, Rhode Island. Friends Are Thicker Than Water: Tales of a Misspent Youth is the story of two friends sharing their adventures that fabled year. From football to first jobs, from golf to girls, Mike's father thought Ralph was having a "misspent youth" and Mike was going along for the ride. Just like the mandolin they pawned in '55, Mike and Ralph were forever glued together in friendship. Step back in time with Ralph and Mike as they spend that carefree year of friendship living through one riotous situation after another "funny bone first!" Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Friends Are Thicker Than Water Subtitle: Tales of a Misspent Youth Author: Donald C. Payton, Patrick J. Payton Narrator: Donald C. Payton Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins Language: English Release date: 11-15-17 Publisher: Donald C. Payton Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: 1955. It was spring and a time of innocence. A happy, carefree era after the Second World War and the Korean War, and the calm before the '60s. Elvis signed with RCA records and Rosa Parks wouldn't give up her seat on the bus. It was the year Einstein died. The year Bill Gates was born. It was also the year Ralph McGreavey and Mike Ryan were juniors at Saint Raphael Academy in Pawtucket, Rhode Island. Friends Are Thicker Than Water: Tales of a Misspent Youth is the story of two friends sharing their adventures that fabled year. From football to first jobs, from golf to girls, Mike's father thought Ralph was having a "misspent youth" and Mike was going along for the ride. Just like the mandolin they pawned in '55, Mike and Ralph were forever glued together in friendship. Step back in time with Ralph and Mike as they spend that carefree year of friendship living through one riotous situation after another "funny bone first!" https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Revolting-Tales-Audiobook/B074R6GK43 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Revolting Tales Author: Christopher D Abbott, Todd A Curry Narrator: Todd A Curry, Christopher Abbott Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 21 mins Language: English Release date: 08-16-17 Publisher: Author's Republic Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: These are a few of the author's favorite chapters from the dark humor thriller by Todd Curry and Christopher Abbott. The voiceover characters in this audio version were actually performed by the authors themselves. During a recent podcast in Miami, author Todd Curry was asked to give an analogy of their recent work. "I can compare these stories to - well, picture the little skeleton guy from the TV series Tales from the Crypt and he meets Rod Serling from The Twilight Zone and they eat Stephen King." bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Christopher D Abbott) Wed, 16 Aug 2017 21:04:57 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Revolting-Tales-Audiobook/B074R6GK43 thebookvoice.com 01:21:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Revolting Tales Author: Christopher D Abbott, Todd A Curry Narrator: Todd A Curry, Christopher Abbott Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 21 mins Language: English Release date: 08-16-17 Publisher: Author's Republic Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: These are a few of the author's favorite chapters from the dark humor thriller by Todd Curry and Christopher Abbott. The voiceover characters in this audio version were actually performed by the authors themselves. During a recent podcast in Miami, author Todd Curry was asked to give an analogy of their recent work. "I can compare these stories to - well, picture the little skeleton guy from the TV series Tales from the Crypt and he meets Rod Serling from The Twilight Zone and they eat Stephen King." Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Revolting Tales Author: Christopher D Abbott, Todd A Curry Narrator: Todd A Curry, Christopher Abbott Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 21 mins Language: English Release date: 08-16-17 Publisher: Author's Republic Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: These are a few of the author's favorite chapters from the dark humor thriller by Todd Curry and Christopher Abbott. The voiceover characters in this audio version were actually performed by the authors themselves. During a recent podcast in Miami, author Todd Curry was asked to give an analogy of their recent work. "I can compare these stories to - well, picture the little skeleton guy from the TV series Tales from the Crypt and he meets Rod Serling from The Twilight Zone and they eat Stephen King." Members Reviews: a work of great maginitude for the human race First, the true artistic genius of Todd A Curry and Christopher D. Abbott is nothing new to most of us, so its no surprise that this would be such a huge success and may I say even create a genre of its own painting the page with John Waters' smellavision, pain and rain in the theatre to a new level. Suffice it to say Mr. Curry and Mr. Abbott follow in the archtypal descents that Aristotle's tragedies and Antonin Artaud's Theatre of Cruelty realized before them in the art world and are like a literary version of Ryan Gosling working with Nicholas Winding Refn in Drive...except their inferno is even more highly synchronized. No spoilers here...its not Dante pulling any punches in the writing...read it and you will be so thankful for being allowed to return to your relatively life of wonder and miracles on Earth. The bard said it best..."Hell is empty...and all the devils are here." William Shakespeare........Captain Sean Review of my husbands and his boy toy's book! It's not often that an author's wife would write a review of their husband's book, but after reading it, I felt compelled to warn you all! It's sick, depraved, vile, grotesque - and that was exactly what I was hoping for, and wasn't disappointed. Now I know what they were doing for all those hours in my garage! Loved the concept of 13 episodes, like a TV show. The character's of Lou and Sandra are Todd and Chris to a "T". Todd wouldn't let me read anything until it was published. I even tried torturing Chris, but that didn't work! I'm glad I waited... If you know Todd you already know where this stuff came from. The collaboration with Chris really brought out and increased both their creative sides. Loved it, can't wait for the next one! what happened to you??? I would just like to ask..... what happened to you as a child? something had to have happened ..... where did you get the motivation to write these stories? they are truly revolting, as the title suggests, I thought i would sit on the toilet and read one story at a time, but after opening the book, i couldn't put it down, sat up read the whole thing then couldn't sleep as my mind was racing around, following all the connections between the stories, that seemingly have nothing to do with one another, but do, i LOVE Lou, Matilda and "my sweets"! cant wait for the next volume! hoping that there will be follow up chapters on some of the stories, would love to know how those animal control people come clean up the mess left behind in number 9 with broccoli! Robert Y Revolting Tales I downloaded this book to my kindle as it seemed like interesting fiction and I was still in the Halloween spirit. All I can say is wow. I could not put it down once I started reading. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Ueberman-Audiobook/B00TVOC22K Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Überman Autor:: Tommy Jaud Erzähler: Tommy Jaud Format: Abridged Spieldauer: 5 hrs and 29 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 11-14-12 Herausgeber: Argon Verlag Bewertung: 4 von 5 von 3 Stimmen Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Immer wieder scherzten Kosmás Nikifóros Sarantakos und ich über all die Teilzeit-Apokalyptiker, die sich aus Angst vor der Eurokrise zitternd Goldmünzen unter die Salamischeiben ihrer Tiefkühlpizzas steckten. Und dann kam der Tag, an dem mir Sarantakos in nahezu arglistiger Beiläufigkeit offenbarte, dass mein Plan nicht wirklich aufgegangen sei. "Warum denn plötzlich mein Plan?", hörte ich mich noch fragen, aber erst in der Tiefgarage begriff ich, was die minus 211,2 Prozent in meinem Portfolio-Report wirklich bedeuteten: Privatinsolvenz, Gosse und Drogensucht mit nachfolgendem Ausfall der Schneidezähne. Nicht mal das Studium meiner Freundin würde ich noch finanzieren können. Der einzige Ausweg lag darin, mich ebenso schnell wie klammheimlich wieder aus dieser unsäglichen griechischen Scheiße zu ziehen - ich musste zum Überman werden! Redaktionelle Rezensionen: Mit Überman präsentiert Comedy-Autor Tommy Jaud den dritten Band seiner Simon-Peters-Reihe. Nach Vollidiot und Millionär liefert er Neues aus dem chaotischen Leben seiner Hauptfigur und liest selbst das Hörbuch zu dieser saukomischen Geschichte. Was macht man, wenn man eines Morgens aufwacht und anstatt Millionär zu sein plötzlich nur noch Schulden hat? Genau diese Frage stellt sich Simon Peters, der sein Geld guten Gewissens einem griechischen Anlageberater anvertraute. Nach einigen dubiosen Investitionen ist das Geld nun weg und das Finanzamt steht vor der Tür. Und zu allem Überfluss will auch das Studium der Freundin weiter finanziert werden. In der Stimme von Tommy Jaud hört man direkt den Comedy-Experten heraus. Dem Autor gelingt es, seinen Antihelden lebendig werden zu lassen, sodass dieser glaubhaft von einem Missgeschick ins nächste stolpert. Wer Satiren auf den Finanzmarkt, aufs angeblich ach so leichte Geldverdienen oder auf Männer im Allgemeinen mag, wird absolut auf seine Kosten kommen. Audible wünscht gute Unterhaltung! bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Tommy Jaud) Wed, 14 Nov 2012 09:29:36 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Ueberman-Audiobook/B00TVOC22K thebookvoice.com 05:29:00 no Hören Sie diesen Titel kostenlos bei thebookvoice.com Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Überman Autor:: Tommy Jaud Erzähler: Tommy Jaud Format: Abridged Spieldauer: 5 hrs and 29 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 11-14-12 Herausgeber: Argon Verlag Bewertung: 4 von 5 von 3 Stimmen Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Immer wieder scherzten Kosmás Nikifóros Sarantakos und ich über all die Teilzeit-Apokalyptiker, die sich aus Angst vor der Eurokrise zitternd Goldmünzen unter die Salamischeiben ihrer Tiefkühlpizzas steckten. Und dann kam der Tag, an dem mir Sarantakos in nahezu arglistiger Beiläufigkeit offenbarte, dass mein Plan nicht wirklich aufgegangen sei. "Warum denn plötzlich mein Plan?", hörte ich mich noch fragen, aber erst in der Tiefgarage begriff ich, was die minus 211,2 Prozent in meinem Portfolio-Report wirklich bedeuteten: Privatinsolvenz, Gosse und Drogensucht mit nachfolgendem Ausfall der Schneidezähne. Nicht mal das Studium meiner Freundin würde ich noch finanzieren können. Der einzige Ausweg lag darin, mich ebenso schnell wie klammheimlich wieder aus dieser unsäglichen griechischen Scheiße zu ziehen - ich musste zum Überman werden! Redaktionelle Rezensionen: Mit Überman präsentiert Comedy-Autor Tommy Jaud den dritten Band seiner Simon-Peters-Reihe. Nach Vollidiot und Millionär liefert er Neues aus dem chaotischen Leben seiner Hauptfigur und liest selbst das Hörbuch zu dieser saukomischen Geschichte. Was macht man, wenn man eines Morgens aufwacht und anstatt Millionär zu sein plötzlich nur noch Schulden hat? Genau diese Frage stellt sich Simon Peters, der sein Geld guten Gewissens einem griechischen Anlageberater anvertraute. Nach einigen dubiosen Investitionen ist das Geld nun weg und das Finanzamt steht vor der Tür. Und zu allem Überfluss will auch das Studium der Freundin weiter finanziert werden. In der Stimme von Tommy Jaud hört man direkt den Comedy-Experten heraus. Dem Autor gelingt es, seinen Antihelden lebendig werden zu lassen, sodass dieser glaubhaft von einem Missgeschick ins nächste stolpert. Wer Satiren auf den Finanzmarkt, aufs angeblich ach so leichte Geldverdienen oder auf Männer im Allgemeinen mag, wird absolut auf seine Kosten kommen. Audible wünscht gute Unterhaltung! Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Überman Autor:: Tommy Jaud Erzähler: Tommy Jaud Format: Abridged Spieldauer: 5 hrs and 29 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 11-14-12 Herausgeber: Argon Verlag Bewertung: 4 von 5 von 3 Stimmen Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Immer wieder scherzten Kosmás Nikifóros Sarantakos und ich über all die Teilzeit-Apokalyptiker, die sich aus Angst vor der Eurokrise zitternd Goldmünzen unter die Salamischeiben ihrer Tiefkühlpizzas steckten. Und dann kam der Tag, an dem mir Sarantakos in nahezu arglistiger Beiläufigkeit offenbarte, dass mein Plan nicht wirklich aufgegangen sei. "Warum denn plötzlich mein Plan?", hörte ich mich noch fragen, aber erst in der Tiefgarage begriff ich, was die minus 211,2 Prozent in meinem Portfolio-Report wirklich bedeuteten: Privatinsolvenz, Gosse und Drogensucht mit nachfolgendem Ausfall der Schneidezähne. Nicht mal das Studium meiner Freundin würde ich noch finanzieren können. Der einzige Ausweg lag darin, mich ebenso schnell wie klammheimlich wieder aus dieser unsäglichen griechischen Scheiße zu ziehen - ich musste zum Überman werden! Redaktionelle Rezensionen: Mit Überman präsentiert Comedy-Autor Tommy Jaud den dritten Band seiner Simon-Peters-Reihe. Nach Vollidiot und Millionär liefert er Neues aus dem chaotischen Leben seiner Hauptfigur und liest selbst das Hörbuch zu dieser saukomischen Geschichte. Was macht man, wenn man eines Morgens aufwacht und anstatt Millionär zu sein plötzlich nur noch Schulden hat? Genau diese Frage stellt sich Simon Peters, der sein Geld guten Gewissens einem griechischen Anlageberater anvertraute. Nach einigen dubiosen Investitionen ist das Geld nun weg und das Finanzamt steht vor der Tür. Und zu allem Überfluss will auch das Studium der Freundin weiter finanziert werden. In der Stimme von Tommy Jaud hört man direkt den Comedy-Experten heraus. Dem Autor gelingt es, seinen Antihelden lebendig werden zu lassen, sodass dieser glaubhaft von einem Missgeschick ins nächste stolpert. Wer Satiren auf den Finanzmarkt, aufs angeblich ach so leichte Geldverdienen oder auf Männer im Allgemeinen mag, wird absolut auf seine Kosten kommen. Audible wünscht gute Unterhaltung! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Seven-Keys-to-Baldpate-Audiobook/B002V8MW8M Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Seven Keys to Baldpate Author: Earl Derr Biggers Narrator: Jim Killavey Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins Language: English Release date: 08-11-06 Publisher: Jimcin Recordings Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 22 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: However, before his first night is over, numerous unexpected visitors begin to fill the hotel, on strange and sometimes dangerous missions. The author finds that a fortune is at stake and that his visitors will do anything to possess it. Before the end of the week, there is gunfire, bribery, fights, and hidden truths are unmasked. Seven Keys to Baldpate is an old-fashioned mysterious melodramatic farce. It was so popular that it was made into an extremely popular stage play by George M. Cohan and became the basis for no less than seven films. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Earl Derr Biggers) Fri, 11 Aug 2006 04:07:16 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Seven-Keys-to-Baldpate-Audiobook/B002V8MW8M thebookvoice.com 08:09:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Seven Keys to Baldpate Author: Earl Derr Biggers Narrator: Jim Killavey Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins Language: English Release date: 08-11-06 Publisher: Jimcin Recordings Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 22 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: However, before his first night is over, numerous unexpected visitors begin to fill the hotel, on strange and sometimes dangerous missions. The author finds that a fortune is at stake and that his visitors will do anything to possess it. Before the end of the week, there is gunfire, bribery, fights, and hidden truths are unmasked. Seven Keys to Baldpate is an old-fashioned mysterious melodramatic farce. It was so popular that it was made into an extremely popular stage play by George M. Cohan and became the basis for no less than seven films. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Seven Keys to Baldpate Author: Earl Derr Biggers Narrator: Jim Killavey Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins Language: English Release date: 08-11-06 Publisher: Jimcin Recordings Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 22 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: However, before his first night is over, numerous unexpected visitors begin to fill the hotel, on strange and sometimes dangerous missions. The author finds that a fortune is at stake and that his visitors will do anything to possess it. Before the end of the week, there is gunfire, bribery, fights, and hidden truths are unmasked. Seven Keys to Baldpate is an old-fashioned mysterious melodramatic farce. It was so popular that it was made into an extremely popular stage play by George M. Cohan and became the basis for no less than seven films. Members Reviews: Farce A farce more than a serious mystery but very funny. Good escapism Downloaded this book in spite of the low "stars" at the time and I'm glad I did. Pure escapism, of course but great fun. Well done and well read. To each his own, I guess. Did not like the narrator, but loved the book What would have made Seven Keys to Baldpate better? This is the first bad experience I have had. The narrator's voice was not appealing and while it wasn't monotone, he did not have a good portrayal of the characters, at least for as far as I could listen. I couldn't make it longer than 10 minutes. Has Seven Keys to Baldpate turned you off from other books in this genre? The book itself is great-I read it instead. Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Jim Killavey? I don't really know, but his voice did not fit the character at all Witty, fun book to make you smile with mystery Would you listen to Seven Keys to Baldpate again? Why? Absolutely. Who was your favorite character and why? Oh Billy McGee easily. He's smart, charming, witty, and fun. Which scene was your favorite? The meeting with old Mr. Quimby. Poor guy, he's so baffled and Billy McGee is hilarious. If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be? There have been a few films made from this book - none of which are as good as the book. Any additional comments? The narrator is excellent. I'm not sure why other people didn't like him. I think he captured the spirit of Billy McGee perfectly. Couldn't get past the narration What would have made Seven Keys to Baldpate better? A narrator with a pulse. If I had known about the "return" feature at the time, I would have turned this baby around. Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Jim Killavey? Davina Porter? James Saxon? https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/El-Hemisferio-Derecho-Y-Otros-Cuentos-Cerebrales-Audiobook/B01LZ0CKWY Escuche este audio libro completo gratis en https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Título: El Hemisferio Derecho: Y Otros Cuentos Cerebrales Autor: Hernán Casciari Narrador: Hernán Casciari Formato: Unabridged Duración: 2 hrs and 17 mins Idioma: Español Fecha de publicación: 09-30-16 Editor: Cavagnaro Digital Categorías: Fiction, Humor Resumen del editor: "Conocí a mi hemisferio derecho de pura casualidad, una tarde desesperada del año noventa y nueve. Mi vida entonces era un caos. Llevaba más de seis meses sin redactar un párrafo decente y estaba hecho un trapo; ya no sabía qué hacer con mi tristeza. Fue el bloqueo literario más duradero de mi vida." El autor lo había intentado todo: empezar un cuento por el final, empezar una novela por el medio, dictarle estructuras narrativas a una grabadora, escribir drogado, escribir sobrio... No funcionaba nada. Hasta que descubrió que el hemisferio derecho de su cerebro estaba en silencio. Entonces comenzó, muy de a poco, a conversar con él. Y así se materializaron estos cuarenta cuentos. ©2016 Cavagnaro Digital (P)2016 Cavagnaro Digital bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Hernán Casciari) Fri, 30 Sep 2016 08:45:09 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/El-Hemisferio-Derecho-Y-Otros-Cuentos-Cerebrales-Audiobook/B01LZ0CKWY thebookvoice.com 02:17:00 no Escucha este título completo gratis en thebookvoice.com Escuche este audio libro completo gratis en https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Título: El Hemisferio Derecho: Y Otros Cuentos Cerebrales Autor: Hernán Casciari Narrador: Hernán Casciari Formato: Unabridged Duración: 2 hrs and 17 mins Idioma: Español Fecha de publicación: 09-30-16 Editor: Cavagnaro Digital Categorías: Fiction, Humor Resumen del editor: "Conocí a mi hemisferio derecho de pura casualidad, una tarde desesperada del año noventa y nueve. Mi vida entonces era un caos. Llevaba más de seis meses sin redactar un párrafo decente y estaba hecho un trapo; ya no sabía qué hacer con mi tristeza. Fue el bloqueo literario más duradero de mi vida." El autor lo había intentado todo: empezar un cuento por el final, empezar una novela por el medio, dictarle estructuras narrativas a una grabadora, escribir drogado, escribir sobrio... No funcionaba nada. Hasta que descubrió que el hemisferio derecho de su cerebro estaba en silencio. Entonces comenzó, muy de a poco, a conversar con él. Y así se materializaron estos cuarenta cuentos. ©2016 Cavagnaro Digital (P)2016 Cavagnaro Digital Escuche este audio libro completo gratis en https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Título: El Hemisferio Derecho: Y Otros Cuentos Cerebrales Autor: Hernán Casciari Narrador: Hernán Casciari Formato: Unabridged Duración: 2 hrs and 17 mins Idioma: Español Fecha de publicación: 09-30-16 Editor: Cavagnaro Digital Categorías: Fiction, Humor Resumen del editor: "Conocí a mi hemisferio derecho de pura casualidad, una tarde desesperada del año noventa y nueve. Mi vida entonces era un caos. Llevaba más de seis meses sin redactar un párrafo decente y estaba hecho un trapo; ya no sabía qué hacer con mi tristeza. Fue el bloqueo literario más duradero de mi vida." El autor lo había intentado todo: empezar un cuento por el final, empezar una novela por el medio, dictarle estructuras narrativas a una grabadora, escribir drogado, escribir sobrio... No funcionaba nada. Hasta que descubrió que el hemisferio derecho de su cerebro estaba en silencio. Entonces comenzó, muy de a poco, a conversar con él. Y así se materializaron estos cuarenta cuentos. ©2016 Cavagnaro Digital (P)2016 Cavagnaro Digital https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Montezumas-Revenge-Audiobook/B01BFGE00I Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Montezumas Revenge Author: Harry Harrison Narrator: Luis Moreno Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 4 mins Language: English Release date: 02-03-16 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When the voice of authority calls, Tony Hawkin assumes there is a glitch. After all, why would the nation possibly require the services of a man who runs the gift shop in the FBI building? But there's no mistake, and soon Tony finds himself in the middle of Mexico, pursued by a ruthless killer, and hot on the trail of a priceless work of art. He has to find the painting, determine its authenticity, and return it safely to Washington. There's only one problem: everybody wants this particular painting. Now Tony must summon all his wits and courage to outsmart the forces of international espionage - tracking down the painting was easy, escaping the clutches of the KGB, the Mafia and Mossad is more than he bargained for. And then there's the man, the one with a predilection for guns and sharp knives. Suddenly, all Tony can think of is the warm comfort of his shop in DC, and the sound of small voices: "Hey, mister, how much for the chocolate handcuffs?" Will he ever see those little faces.... bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Harry Harrison) Wed, 03 Feb 2016 01:56:37 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Montezumas-Revenge-Audiobook/B01BFGE00I thebookvoice.com 07:04:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Montezumas Revenge Author: Harry Harrison Narrator: Luis Moreno Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 4 mins Language: English Release date: 02-03-16 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When the voice of authority calls, Tony Hawkin assumes there is a glitch. After all, why would the nation possibly require the services of a man who runs the gift shop in the FBI building? But there's no mistake, and soon Tony finds himself in the middle of Mexico, pursued by a ruthless killer, and hot on the trail of a priceless work of art. He has to find the painting, determine its authenticity, and return it safely to Washington. There's only one problem: everybody wants this particular painting. Now Tony must summon all his wits and courage to outsmart the forces of international espionage - tracking down the painting was easy, escaping the clutches of the KGB, the Mafia and Mossad is more than he bargained for. And then there's the man, the one with a predilection for guns and sharp knives. Suddenly, all Tony can think of is the warm comfort of his shop in DC, and the sound of small voices: "Hey, mister, how much for the chocolate handcuffs?" Will he ever see those little faces.... Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Montezumas Revenge Author: Harry Harrison Narrator: Luis Moreno Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 4 mins Language: English Release date: 02-03-16 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When the voice of authority calls, Tony Hawkin assumes there is a glitch. After all, why would the nation possibly require the services of a man who runs the gift shop in the FBI building? But there's no mistake, and soon Tony finds himself in the middle of Mexico, pursued by a ruthless killer, and hot on the trail of a priceless work of art. He has to find the painting, determine its authenticity, and return it safely to Washington. There's only one problem: everybody wants this particular painting. Now Tony must summon all his wits and courage to outsmart the forces of international espionage - tracking down the painting was easy, escaping the clutches of the KGB, the Mafia and Mossad is more than he bargained for. And then there's the man, the one with a predilection for guns and sharp knives. Suddenly, all Tony can think of is the warm comfort of his shop in DC, and the sound of small voices: "Hey, mister, how much for the chocolate handcuffs?" Will he ever see those little faces.... https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Contrary-Motion-Audiobook/B01B5AGJVM Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Contrary Motion Subtitle: A Novel Author: Andy Mozina Narrator: Scott Merriman Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins Language: English Release date: 03-08-16 Publisher: Brilliance Audio Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Matthew Grzbc is just your average newly divorced dad. He shares custody of his six-year-old daughter. He may still be in love with his ex-wife. He believes he probably doesn't deserve his sexy, successful, driven girlfriend. And he plays the harp - that's his job. When his father dies unexpectedly (he has a heart attack while listening to a meditation CD), Matt is forced to confront his own mortality and the fleeting nature of life - he questions everything, from his romantic attachments to his professional aspirations. When he earns an audition for the principle harp chair in a first-rate orchestra - just the kind of life-changing development he could use right now - he is poised to seize the opportunity...but then his ex-wife gets engaged, his girlfriend grows distant, his daughter seems to be having the six-year-old version of an emotional breakdown, he learns things about his father's life that make him question everything he thought he knew about the man, and then...even his harp starts to betray him. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Andy Mozina) Tue, 08 Mar 2016 09:27:10 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Contrary-Motion-Audiobook/B01B5AGJVM thebookvoice.com 08:41:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Contrary Motion Subtitle: A Novel Author: Andy Mozina Narrator: Scott Merriman Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins Language: English Release date: 03-08-16 Publisher: Brilliance Audio Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Matthew Grzbc is just your average newly divorced dad. He shares custody of his six-year-old daughter. He may still be in love with his ex-wife. He believes he probably doesn't deserve his sexy, successful, driven girlfriend. And he plays the harp - that's his job. When his father dies unexpectedly (he has a heart attack while listening to a meditation CD), Matt is forced to confront his own mortality and the fleeting nature of life - he questions everything, from his romantic attachments to his professional aspirations. When he earns an audition for the principle harp chair in a first-rate orchestra - just the kind of life-changing development he could use right now - he is poised to seize the opportunity...but then his ex-wife gets engaged, his girlfriend grows distant, his daughter seems to be having the six-year-old version of an emotional breakdown, he learns things about his father's life that make him question everything he thought he knew about the man, and then...even his harp starts to betray him. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Contrary Motion Subtitle: A Novel Author: Andy Mozina Narrator: Scott Merriman Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins Language: English Release date: 03-08-16 Publisher: Brilliance Audio Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Matthew Grzbc is just your average newly divorced dad. He shares custody of his six-year-old daughter. He may still be in love with his ex-wife. He believes he probably doesn't deserve his sexy, successful, driven girlfriend. And he plays the harp - that's his job. When his father dies unexpectedly (he has a heart attack while listening to a meditation CD), Matt is forced to confront his own mortality and the fleeting nature of life - he questions everything, from his romantic attachments to his professional aspirations. When he earns an audition for the principle harp chair in a first-rate orchestra - just the kind of life-changing development he could use right now - he is poised to seize the opportunity...but then his ex-wife gets engaged, his girlfriend grows distant, his daughter seems to be having the six-year-old version of an emotional breakdown, he learns things about his father's life that make him question everything he thought he knew about the man, and then...even his harp starts to betray him. Members Reviews: but nobody's captured that torturous and hilarious anxiety better than Andy Mozina in "Contrary Motion Everybody's carrying around at least a little Matt Grzbc inside, but nobody's captured that torturous and hilarious anxiety better than Andy Mozina in "Contrary Motion." I adored this book, because of the heartbreaking depiction of (divorced) fatherhood, but also because of the portrait of someone trying like a bastard - doubting and loathing himself every step of the way - to get somewhere in the often vicious world of the arts, and finally, actually, making it. Author brings light to life as a musician Great job done by the author as he the life of a struggling musician. If only all musicians could make a living at their craft how the arts would flourish. His parallel struggle to build his relationships and his sexual identity is a very common modern theme. Loved the book and look forward to reading more from this author. Fun book to read with a lot of quirky incites ... Fun book to read with a lot of quirky incites on life made even better if you are familiar with Milwaukee and Chicago areas. Great Read Loved it. Funny and charming and dark. Quick read, beautifully written. Smart. Funny. B Read this. Laugh. Appreciate. Savor. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/My-Ex-Boyfriends-Wedding-Audiobook/B017Y3IH7I Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: My Ex-Boyfriend's Wedding Author: T. Sue VerSteeg Narrator: Melissa Moran Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins Language: English Release date: 11-16-15 Publisher: Gemma Halliday Publishing Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 15 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: From nationally best-selling author T. Sue VerSteeg.... Most women have them: those two very distinct, very different voices in their mind. One can usually be chalked up to common sense; the other to mischief, mayhem, or just plain morbid curiosity. Both are always there, though, ready with their two cents' worth. Jemma Keith is no exception to the rule. She doesn't have a problem agreeing to photograph her cheating ex-boyfriend's wedding. The dilemma, however, is what to do once she gets there. Common sense feels like taking the high road; she can handle being the better person. Mischief wants to slither in, crashing the whole affair down around his worthless ankles. What's a woman to do when she can't make up her mind? At least both sides are in complete harmony about the bride's cousin, Anthony Giovanni: he's hot, handsome, and oh so tempting. Join Jemma as she weaves through a web of lust, temptation, revenge, and maybe even love. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (T. Sue VerSteeg) Mon, 16 Nov 2015 17:42:24 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/My-Ex-Boyfriends-Wedding-Audiobook/B017Y3IH7I thebookvoice.com 05:35:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: My Ex-Boyfriend's Wedding Author: T. Sue VerSteeg Narrator: Melissa Moran Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins Language: English Release date: 11-16-15 Publisher: Gemma Halliday Publishing Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 15 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: From nationally best-selling author T. Sue VerSteeg.... Most women have them: those two very distinct, very different voices in their mind. One can usually be chalked up to common sense; the other to mischief, mayhem, or just plain morbid curiosity. Both are always there, though, ready with their two cents' worth. Jemma Keith is no exception to the rule. She doesn't have a problem agreeing to photograph her cheating ex-boyfriend's wedding. The dilemma, however, is what to do once she gets there. Common sense feels like taking the high road; she can handle being the better person. Mischief wants to slither in, crashing the whole affair down around his worthless ankles. What's a woman to do when she can't make up her mind? At least both sides are in complete harmony about the bride's cousin, Anthony Giovanni: he's hot, handsome, and oh so tempting. Join Jemma as she weaves through a web of lust, temptation, revenge, and maybe even love. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: My Ex-Boyfriend's Wedding Author: T. Sue VerSteeg Narrator: Melissa Moran Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins Language: English Release date: 11-16-15 Publisher: Gemma Halliday Publishing Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 15 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: From nationally best-selling author T. Sue VerSteeg.... Most women have them: those two very distinct, very different voices in their mind. One can usually be chalked up to common sense; the other to mischief, mayhem, or just plain morbid curiosity. Both are always there, though, ready with their two cents' worth. Jemma Keith is no exception to the rule. She doesn't have a problem agreeing to photograph her cheating ex-boyfriend's wedding. The dilemma, however, is what to do once she gets there. Common sense feels like taking the high road; she can handle being the better person. Mischief wants to slither in, crashing the whole affair down around his worthless ankles. What's a woman to do when she can't make up her mind? At least both sides are in complete harmony about the bride's cousin, Anthony Giovanni: he's hot, handsome, and oh so tempting. Join Jemma as she weaves through a web of lust, temptation, revenge, and maybe even love. Members Reviews: I THOUGHT THIS WAS GREAT!!! What did you love best about My Ex-Boyfriend's Wedding? I loved it ALL...it was funny, a great story, good narration....and an overall fun listen! What other book might you compare My Ex-Boyfriend's Wedding to and why? Its a comedy/romance...and its super cute...I am sure there are others...lol Which character as performed by Melissa Moran was your favorite? Gemma Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting? Yes and I did! Any additional comments? ** I was given a free copy of this book in exchange for an honest review ** This is a woman scorned, gets, even, and comes out ahead story, with lots of comedy and snarkiness! Gemma catches her boyfriend Dalton cheating on her and leaves him, then months later he recommends her to photograph his upcoming wedding, just to be cruel to her...well this doesnt stop her, and hilarity..drama and new romance happens...and I couldn't stop listening!!! I RECOMMEND!!! Fun, Entertaining, Steamy What did you love best about My Ex-Boyfriend's Wedding? It is fun and entertaining. Melissa Moran gives a wonderful animated performance. What was one of the most memorable moments of My Ex-Boyfriend's Wedding? Perhaps when Jemma catches Dalton cheating with Stacy or when Jemma realizes Dalton purposely kissed her right in front of Tony. Maybe when Jemma drinks all of Dalton's expensive wine while being locked in his wine cellar or when Jemma spots Kate tied up in Dalton's trailer. Tough choice as there are lots of memorable moments. Have you listened to any of Melissa Morans other performances before? How does this one compare? No, but she has a very fun and light quality to her voice, so I will look for other books she has done. Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry? Yes, this book makes you laugh. It has a lot of comedic situations and the narrator captures them perfectly. It is also a bit steamy. Not too graphic, but it definitely contains adult scenes. Any additional comments? This is a fun book. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Why-Are-You-So-Sad-Audiobook/B00HQH9X5S Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Why Are You So Sad? Subtitle: A Novel Author: Jason Porter Narrator: Jason Porter Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins Language: English Release date: 01-28-14 Publisher: Brilliance Audio Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 17 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Have we all sunken into a species-wide bout of clinical depression? Porter's uproarious, intelligent debut centers on Raymond Champs, an illustrator of assembly manuals for a home furnishings corporation, who is charged with a huge task: to determine whether the world needs saving. It comes to him in the midst of a losing battle with insomnia - everybody he knows, and maybe everybody on the planet, is suffering from severe clinical depression. He's nearly certain something has gone wrong. A virus perhaps. It's in the water, or it's in the mosquitoes, or maybe in the ranch-flavored snack foods. And what if we are all too sad and dispirited to do anything about it? Obsessed as he becomes, Raymond composes an anonymous survey to submit to his unsuspecting coworkers. - "Are you who you want to be?," "Do you believe in life after death?," "Is today better than yesterday?" - because what Raymond needs is data. He needs to know if it can be proven. It's a big responsibility. People might not believe him. People, like his wife and his boss, might think he is losing his mind. But only because they are also losing their minds. Or are they? Critic Reviews: "Like a well-stocked IKEA, Why Are You So Sad? Has everything you need for your home and your heart. Jason Porter has written an astute, intelligent, and hilarious book." (Gary Shteyngart, author of Super Sad True Love Story) bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Jason Porter) Tue, 28 Jan 2014 04:06:37 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Why-Are-You-So-Sad-Audiobook/B00HQH9X5S thebookvoice.com 04:16:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Why Are You So Sad? Subtitle: A Novel Author: Jason Porter Narrator: Jason Porter Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins Language: English Release date: 01-28-14 Publisher: Brilliance Audio Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 17 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Have we all sunken into a species-wide bout of clinical depression? Porter's uproarious, intelligent debut centers on Raymond Champs, an illustrator of assembly manuals for a home furnishings corporation, who is charged with a huge task: to determine whether the world needs saving. It comes to him in the midst of a losing battle with insomnia - everybody he knows, and maybe everybody on the planet, is suffering from severe clinical depression. He's nearly certain something has gone wrong. A virus perhaps. It's in the water, or it's in the mosquitoes, or maybe in the ranch-flavored snack foods. And what if we are all too sad and dispirited to do anything about it? Obsessed as he becomes, Raymond composes an anonymous survey to submit to his unsuspecting coworkers. - "Are you who you want to be?," "Do you believe in life after death?," "Is today better than yesterday?" - because what Raymond needs is data. He needs to know if it can be proven. It's a big responsibility. People might not believe him. People, like his wife and his boss, might think he is losing his mind. But only because they are also losing their minds. Or are they? Critic Reviews: "Like a well-stocked IKEA, Why Are You So Sad? Has everything you need for your home and your heart. Jason Porter has written an astute, intelligent, and hilarious book." (Gary Shteyngart, author of Super Sad True Love Story) Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Why Are You So Sad? Subtitle: A Novel Author: Jason Porter Narrator: Jason Porter Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins Language: English Release date: 01-28-14 Publisher: Brilliance Audio Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 17 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Have we all sunken into a species-wide bout of clinical depression? Porter's uproarious, intelligent debut centers on Raymond Champs, an illustrator of assembly manuals for a home furnishings corporation, who is charged with a huge task: to determine whether the world needs saving. It comes to him in the midst of a losing battle with insomnia - everybody he knows, and maybe everybody on the planet, is suffering from severe clinical depression. He's nearly certain something has gone wrong. A virus perhaps. It's in the water, or it's in the mosquitoes, or maybe in the ranch-flavored snack foods. And what if we are all too sad and dispirited to do anything about it? Obsessed as he becomes, Raymond composes an anonymous survey to submit to his unsuspecting coworkers. - "Are you who you want to be?," "Do you believe in life after death?," "Is today better than yesterday?" - because what Raymond needs is data. He needs to know if it can be proven. It's a big responsibility. People might not believe him. People, like his wife and his boss, might think he is losing his mind. But only because they are also losing their minds. Or are they? Critic Reviews: "Like a well-stocked IKEA, Why Are You So Sad? Has everything you need for your home and your heart. Jason Porter has written an astute, intelligent, and hilarious book." (Gary Shteyngart, author of Super Sad True Love Story) Members Reviews: "Camus crossed with Stanley Elkin" One of the blurbs for Porter's debut calls it a cross between Camus and Stanley Elkin. I can't do much better, so I won't try. Not to mention, Porter's hero, Raymond Champs, is just the sort of guy I love to drink with - he simply can't help but be unstoppably depressive, even as almost everything he says makes me laugh. The story: Champs wakes up one morning wondering why he, and hence, of course, the world, is so depressed. So he decides to make a survey to get to the bottom of things - one of the questions: "Why Are You So Sad?" He distributes the survey at work, pretending it's on behalf of a boss concerned for the well-being of his employees. His wife does not approve. It must be said that realism is not the point here (although I would argue this sort of thing is just the sort of thing "corporate hippy" culture now loves to earnestly engage in). The point is Champs' (and Porter's) surreal perspective, his morbid preoccupations, his dead-on comic timing: "Waking up was like reversing a burial; I was a Cartesian brain alive in a coffin, aware of my own thoughts and the requirements of the living, but with no will to rise and proceed with my life. If it weren't for my bladder, I might never have gotten up. I had to pee, therefore I was." That is fantastic writing. The novel is smart, patient, philosophical, sad, poetic, meandering, and funny as hell. If you're a fan of The Office and Kierkegaard (may we all be...), then you should buy it now and read it twice. Thoroughly enjoyable read: witty, smart and well written. Welcome to the bigs, Mr. Porter. In Jason Porterâs debut novel, Why Are You So Sad? the beauty lies in the corners: coexisting with aquatic tigers, a nightstand that doubles as a doghouse, a belly rubbing panda, the War of 1812 bridge, transmissions with a stuffed giraffe and many more. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Dog-Who-Came-in-from-the-Cold-Audiobook/B003JO53EC Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Dog Who Came in from the Cold Author: Alexander McCall Smith Narrator: Andrew Sachs Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins Language: English Release date: 05-06-10 Publisher: Hachette Audio UK Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 25 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Alexander McCall Smith is a storyteller par excellence and the master of the serial novel form. Not content with the runaway success of the 44 Scotland Street novels he has established a second series, Corduroy Mansions, of which The Dog Who Came in from the Cold is the second volume. McCall Smith treats his characters as old friends, dropping in for a chat with them and to see what theyre up to. On this visit the residents of Corduroy Mansions, the charmingly crumbly mansion block in Londons Pimlico, are as full of stories and news as ever. Barbara Ragg, fearless literary agent, succumbs to romance and the charms of the Scottish Highlands whilst her colleague and rival Rupert Porter tracks a mysterious author through the halls of Fortnum & Mason. Dee, vitamin evangelist and retailer, hits upon a miracle cure with her Sudoku remedy while the loveable Terence Moongrove, exponent of sacred dance, is saved from financial ruin through timely intervention by The Green Man. And Freddie de la Hay, that most urbane and long-suffering Pimlico terrier, is enlisted as a secret agent by MI6 to spy upon suspect Russian businessmen. McCall Smith creates a vivid and fast-moving world in which minor miracles occur when city-dwellers break the habit of a lifetime and talk to their neighbours. And their dogs. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Alexander McCall Smith) Thu, 06 May 2010 03:55:45 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Dog-Who-Came-in-from-the-Cold-Audiobook/B003JO53EC thebookvoice.com 09:39:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Dog Who Came in from the Cold Author: Alexander McCall Smith Narrator: Andrew Sachs Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins Language: English Release date: 05-06-10 Publisher: Hachette Audio UK Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 25 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Alexander McCall Smith is a storyteller par excellence and the master of the serial novel form. Not content with the runaway success of the 44 Scotland Street novels he has established a second series, Corduroy Mansions, of which The Dog Who Came in from the Cold is the second volume. McCall Smith treats his characters as old friends, dropping in for a chat with them and to see what theyre up to. On this visit the residents of Corduroy Mansions, the charmingly crumbly mansion block in Londons Pimlico, are as full of stories and news as ever. Barbara Ragg, fearless literary agent, succumbs to romance and the charms of the Scottish Highlands whilst her colleague and rival Rupert Porter tracks a mysterious author through the halls of Fortnum & Mason. Dee, vitamin evangelist and retailer, hits upon a miracle cure with her Sudoku remedy while the loveable Terence Moongrove, exponent of sacred dance, is saved from financial ruin through timely intervention by The Green Man. And Freddie de la Hay, that most urbane and long-suffering Pimlico terrier, is enlisted as a secret agent by MI6 to spy upon suspect Russian businessmen. McCall Smith creates a vivid and fast-moving world in which minor miracles occur when city-dwellers break the habit of a lifetime and talk to their neighbours. And their dogs. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Dog Who Came in from the Cold Author: Alexander McCall Smith Narrator: Andrew Sachs Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins Language: English Release date: 05-06-10 Publisher: Hachette Audio UK Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 25 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Alexander McCall Smith is a storyteller par excellence and the master of the serial novel form. Not content with the runaway success of the 44 Scotland Street novels he has established a second series, Corduroy Mansions, of which The Dog Who Came in from the Cold is the second volume. McCall Smith treats his characters as old friends, dropping in for a chat with them and to see what theyre up to. On this visit the residents of Corduroy Mansions, the charmingly crumbly mansion block in Londons Pimlico, are as full of stories and news as ever. Barbara Ragg, fearless literary agent, succumbs to romance and the charms of the Scottish Highlands whilst her colleague and rival Rupert Porter tracks a mysterious author through the halls of Fortnum & Mason. Dee, vitamin evangelist and retailer, hits upon a miracle cure with her Sudoku remedy while the loveable Terence Moongrove, exponent of sacred dance, is saved from financial ruin through timely intervention by The Green Man. And Freddie de la Hay, that most urbane and long-suffering Pimlico terrier, is enlisted as a secret agent by MI6 to spy upon suspect Russian businessmen. McCall Smith creates a vivid and fast-moving world in which minor miracles occur when city-dwellers break the habit of a lifetime and talk to their neighbours. And their dogs. Members Reviews: a lovely tail well woven story -a little of everything very enjoyable - ideal bedtime listening so relaxing https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/On-the-Hit-List-Audiobook/B01N8VRP1H Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: On the Hit List Author: Timothy Dalton Narrator: Jeff Hays Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins Language: English Release date: 11-18-16 Publisher: Timothy Dalton Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 25 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: *My name is Ellis DeAngelo.* I tend to get caught in the midst of trouble quite often. I'm an unlucky guy, but fortunate to have friends to help me out. These aren't the memoirs of a geisha you'll be hearing. And most definitely not some soul-searching discovery that depicts eating, praying, and loving. This is so much better...or worse, depending on your perspective. *To sum up: I think I'm going to die.* Not of old age, mind you, or in a tragic accident. My boss is trying to kill me. It all starts when I'm.... You don't really think I'm going into all the details now, do you? I mean, come on - look at the size of the space I'm provided here. I couldn't possibly cover everything in such a small area. That's what the audiobook is for. Start listening! **Language* bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Timothy Dalton) Fri, 18 Nov 2016 06:10:30 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/On-the-Hit-List-Audiobook/B01N8VRP1H thebookvoice.com 04:38:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: On the Hit List Author: Timothy Dalton Narrator: Jeff Hays Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins Language: English Release date: 11-18-16 Publisher: Timothy Dalton Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 25 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: *My name is Ellis DeAngelo.* I tend to get caught in the midst of trouble quite often. I'm an unlucky guy, but fortunate to have friends to help me out. These aren't the memoirs of a geisha you'll be hearing. And most definitely not some soul-searching discovery that depicts eating, praying, and loving. This is so much better...or worse, depending on your perspective. *To sum up: I think I'm going to die.* Not of old age, mind you, or in a tragic accident. My boss is trying to kill me. It all starts when I'm.... You don't really think I'm going into all the details now, do you? I mean, come on - look at the size of the space I'm provided here. I couldn't possibly cover everything in such a small area. That's what the audiobook is for. Start listening! **Language* Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: On the Hit List Author: Timothy Dalton Narrator: Jeff Hays Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins Language: English Release date: 11-18-16 Publisher: Timothy Dalton Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 25 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: *My name is Ellis DeAngelo.* I tend to get caught in the midst of trouble quite often. I'm an unlucky guy, but fortunate to have friends to help me out. These aren't the memoirs of a geisha you'll be hearing. And most definitely not some soul-searching discovery that depicts eating, praying, and loving. This is so much better...or worse, depending on your perspective. *To sum up: I think I'm going to die.* Not of old age, mind you, or in a tragic accident. My boss is trying to kill me. It all starts when I'm.... You don't really think I'm going into all the details now, do you? I mean, come on - look at the size of the space I'm provided here. I couldn't possibly cover everything in such a small area. That's what the audiobook is for. Start listening! **Language* Members Reviews: This book is hi-larious. Well, that was fun! It's not super complicated (and not in a bad way. It's not super predictable or anything). Basically, a college kid inadvertently gets involved with the mafia. Shenanigans ensue. Hilarious shenanigans. This book is really funny. It's short, fast paced, full of movie, book, and other pop culture references, breaks the fourth wall in a really funny way, and it is absolutely chock full of lols. I definitely know a Chester in real life. I also love how the cover has him wearing socks with sandals. Because of course he would. Of course. Jeff Hays is the actual perfect narrator for this. It wasn't just him telling the story, he *became* Ellis. He told Ellis' story very, very well. This is a great, fun use of 4 and a half hours. :) #lovedit (Yep. That just happened.) Entertaining! Three reasons why you need to listen to this book: 1. It's fun! Three college guys blunder through the events of the story like the Tarot Fool, running into trouble but still managing to get out of it somehow. There's danger, action and a roommate from hell. You can't go wrong with that :D 2. It's written by Timothy Dalton. No, not the James Bond Timothy Dalton - but this one is also pretty good at what he does. His characters are relatable, and even the most annoying ones have redeemable qualities. I'm looking at you, Chester! 3. Jeff Hays rocks. I heard him narrating before, and it's a pleasure every time. I believed his Ellis completely. Give this a listen, folks. You'll find yourselves thoroughly entertained. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher. My thanks! LOL for real. not the fake kind you text. I didn't want it to end. The story was told so well. the main character breaks the 4th wall as its told from his perspective and its seamless. I want this made into a movie. its a buddy comedy that will make you literally laugh out loud. The reading of the story is great and the characters were done very well. Jeff really made them come to life. I imagined one of the main characters voice, timing and delivery of his idiocy a little different but its still well done. One such part Jeff nailed it for me and i choked on my water because i started laughing. People at work were looking at me weird and thought i was dying. Overall this is an amazing listen and, again, I need to see this come to life in a movie. Such an entertaining listen!!! Any additional comments? I connected with this listen right away! It was light-hearted and witty and had the best marriage of story and narrator. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Du-mich-auch-Ein-Rache-Roman-Audiobook/B01C32DQ5S Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Du mich auch: Ein Rache-Roman Autor:: Ellen Berg Erzähler: Tessa Mittelstaedt Format: Unabridged Spieldauer: 8 hrs and 59 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 03-31-16 Herausgeber: Audible Studios Bewertung: 4.5 von 5 von 2 Stimmen Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Rache ist... Frauensache Beim 25-jährigen Abi-Jubiläum treffen sich drei Freundinnen von einst wieder: Die brave Evi hat ihrem wunderbaren Gatten und den süßen Kindern zuliebe die Karriere an den Nagel gehängt und ihr Glück in der Küche gefunden. Beatrice hat Vorzeigetochter und -ehemann und jettet für ihren Marketingjob rund um den Globus. Katharina, die einstige Einser-Kandidatin, ist zur Staatssekretärin eines Ministers aufgestiegen und fröhlicher Single. - So weit die Erfolgsgeschichten vom Klassentreffen. Doch am Ende des promillereichen Abends kommt die traurige Wahrheit ans Licht: Alle drei sind von ihren Männern betrogen, ausgenutzt oder sitzengelassen worden. Im Vollrausch der Depression kommen sich die drei Frauen wieder näher. Und sie haben die Nase voll davon, dass auf ihren Herzen herumgetrampelt wird. Sie beschließen, den Spieß umzudrehen - ihre Männer sollen büßen. Und das nicht zu knapp. >> Diese ungekürzte Hörbuch-Fassung wird Ihnen exklusiv von Audible präsentiert und ist ausschließlich im Download erhältlich. ©2011 Aufbau Verlag GmbH & Co. KG (P)2016 Audible GmbH Kritik Bewertungen: Sehr komisch und manchmal herrlich fies, jedenfalls ein Riesenspaß. -- Aachener Zeitung Köstliche Lektüre für die herbstliche Badewanne - entspannend, lustig und herzerwärmend. -- Rheinische Post Herrlich fieser Humor von Ellen Berg! -- Cosmopolitan bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Ellen Berg) Thu, 31 Mar 2016 22:47:01 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Du-mich-auch-Ein-Rache-Roman-Audiobook/B01C32DQ5S thebookvoice.com 08:59:00 no Hören Sie diesen Titel kostenlos bei thebookvoice.com Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Du mich auch: Ein Rache-Roman Autor:: Ellen Berg Erzähler: Tessa Mittelstaedt Format: Unabridged Spieldauer: 8 hrs and 59 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 03-31-16 Herausgeber: Audible Studios Bewertung: 4.5 von 5 von 2 Stimmen Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Rache ist... Frauensache Beim 25-jährigen Abi-Jubiläum treffen sich drei Freundinnen von einst wieder: Die brave Evi hat ihrem wunderbaren Gatten und den süßen Kindern zuliebe die Karriere an den Nagel gehängt und ihr Glück in der Küche gefunden. Beatrice hat Vorzeigetochter und -ehemann und jettet für ihren Marketingjob rund um den Globus. Katharina, die einstige Einser-Kandidatin, ist zur Staatssekretärin eines Ministers aufgestiegen und fröhlicher Single. - So weit die Erfolgsgeschichten vom Klassentreffen. Doch am Ende des promillereichen Abends kommt die traurige Wahrheit ans Licht: Alle drei sind von ihren Männern betrogen, ausgenutzt oder sitzengelassen worden. Im Vollrausch der Depression kommen sich die drei Frauen wieder näher. Und sie haben die Nase voll davon, dass auf ihren Herzen herumgetrampelt wird. Sie beschließen, den Spieß umzudrehen - ihre Männer sollen büßen. Und das nicht zu knapp. >> Diese ungekürzte Hörbuch-Fassung wird Ihnen exklusiv von Audible präsentiert und ist ausschließlich im Download erhältlich. ©2011 Aufbau Verlag GmbH & Co. KG (P)2016 Audible GmbH Kritik Bewertungen: Sehr komisch und manchmal herrlich fies, jedenfalls ein Riesenspaß. -- Aachener Zeitung Köstliche Lektüre für die herbstliche Badewanne - entspannend, lustig und herzerwärmend. -- Rheinische Post Herrlich fieser Humor von Ellen Berg! -- Cosmopolitan Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Du mich auch: Ein Rache-Roman Autor:: Ellen Berg Erzähler: Tessa Mittelstaedt Format: Unabridged Spieldauer: 8 hrs and 59 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 03-31-16 Herausgeber: Audible Studios Bewertung: 4.5 von 5 von 2 Stimmen Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Rache ist... Frauensache Beim 25-jährigen Abi-Jubiläum treffen sich drei Freundinnen von einst wieder: Die brave Evi hat ihrem wunderbaren Gatten und den süßen Kindern zuliebe die Karriere an den Nagel gehängt und ihr Glück in der Küche gefunden. Beatrice hat Vorzeigetochter und -ehemann und jettet für ihren Marketingjob rund um den Globus. Katharina, die einstige Einser-Kandidatin, ist zur Staatssekretärin eines Ministers aufgestiegen und fröhlicher Single. - So weit die Erfolgsgeschichten vom Klassentreffen. Doch am Ende des promillereichen Abends kommt die traurige Wahrheit ans Licht: Alle drei sind von ihren Männern betrogen, ausgenutzt oder sitzengelassen worden. Im Vollrausch der Depression kommen sich die drei Frauen wieder näher. Und sie haben die Nase voll davon, dass auf ihren Herzen herumgetrampelt wird. Sie beschließen, den Spieß umzudrehen - ihre Männer sollen büßen. Und das nicht zu knapp. >> Diese ungekürzte Hörbuch-Fassung wird Ihnen exklusiv von Audible präsentiert und ist ausschließlich im Download erhältlich. ©2011 Aufbau Verlag GmbH & Co. KG (P)2016 Audible GmbH Kritik Bewertungen: Sehr komisch und manchmal herrlich fies, jedenfalls ein Riesenspaß. -- Aachener Zeitung Köstliche Lektüre für die herbstliche Badewanne - entspannend, lustig und herzerwärmend. -- Rheinische Post Herrlich fieser Humor von Ellen Berg! -- Cosmopolitan Mitglieder Bewertungen: funny, fabolous helarious eine super lustige unterhalting ellen berg my favorite. ich mag die story leicht und doch so unterhaltsam . mit einer richtig guten protion humor https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/winiaki-Audiobook/B01BHUB7HQ Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: winiaki Author: M. Grosman Narrator: Jaroslaw Milewczyk Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 29 mins Language: English Release date: 02-05-16 Publisher: e-bookowo Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Please note: This audiobook is in Polish. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (M. Grosman) Fri, 05 Feb 2016 21:53:11 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/winiaki-Audiobook/B01BHUB7HQ thebookvoice.com 01:29:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: winiaki Author: M. Grosman Narrator: Jaroslaw Milewczyk Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 29 mins Language: English Release date: 02-05-16 Publisher: e-bookowo Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Please note: This audiobook is in Polish. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: winiaki Author: M. Grosman Narrator: Jaroslaw Milewczyk Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 29 mins Language: English Release date: 02-05-16 Publisher: e-bookowo Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Please note: This audiobook is in Polish. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Dirk-Quigbys-Guide-to-the-Afterlife-Audiobook/B007ZT5LPS Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Dirk Quigby's Guide to the Afterlife Subtitle: All You Need to Know to Choose the Right Heaven, Plus a Five-Star Rating System for Music, Food, Drink, & Accommodations Author: E. E. King Narrator: Derek Perkins Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins Language: English Release date: 05-04-12 Publisher: E.E.King Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 26 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Hell's too full, so the Devil hires ad man Dirk Quigby to pen a travel guide enticing travelers to different afterlives: Hindu, Catholic, Protestant (that one's got a lot of subdivisions), Scientologist, and more. Instead of writing a boffo best seller, Dirk unites all religions in a common goal: kill Dirk. E. E. King grew up in one of those tolerant households that don't force religion down kids' throats. This is the result. Critic Reviews: "Impish and delightful - a hilarious Zagat's Guide to Heaven!" (Ray Bradbury) "A fantastical, profound, hilarious and rollicking good ride through the heavens and hells of the afterlife! A wonderful book." (Margaret Cho) bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (E. E. King) Fri, 04 May 2012 09:23:07 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Dirk-Quigbys-Guide-to-the-Afterlife-Audiobook/B007ZT5LPS thebookvoice.com 06:14:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Dirk Quigby's Guide to the Afterlife Subtitle: All You Need to Know to Choose the Right Heaven, Plus a Five-Star Rating System for Music, Food, Drink, & Accommodations Author: E. E. King Narrator: Derek Perkins Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins Language: English Release date: 05-04-12 Publisher: E.E.King Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 26 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Hell's too full, so the Devil hires ad man Dirk Quigby to pen a travel guide enticing travelers to different afterlives: Hindu, Catholic, Protestant (that one's got a lot of subdivisions), Scientologist, and more. Instead of writing a boffo best seller, Dirk unites all religions in a common goal: kill Dirk. E. E. King grew up in one of those tolerant households that don't force religion down kids' throats. This is the result. Critic Reviews: "Impish and delightful - a hilarious Zagat's Guide to Heaven!" (Ray Bradbury) "A fantastical, profound, hilarious and rollicking good ride through the heavens and hells of the afterlife! A wonderful book." (Margaret Cho) Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Dirk Quigby's Guide to the Afterlife Subtitle: All You Need to Know to Choose the Right Heaven, Plus a Five-Star Rating System for Music, Food, Drink, & Accommodations Author: E. E. King Narrator: Derek Perkins Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins Language: English Release date: 05-04-12 Publisher: E.E.King Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 26 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Hell's too full, so the Devil hires ad man Dirk Quigby to pen a travel guide enticing travelers to different afterlives: Hindu, Catholic, Protestant (that one's got a lot of subdivisions), Scientologist, and more. Instead of writing a boffo best seller, Dirk unites all religions in a common goal: kill Dirk. E. E. King grew up in one of those tolerant households that don't force religion down kids' throats. This is the result. Critic Reviews: "Impish and delightful - a hilarious Zagat's Guide to Heaven!" (Ray Bradbury) "A fantastical, profound, hilarious and rollicking good ride through the heavens and hells of the afterlife! A wonderful book." (Margaret Cho) Members Reviews: Cute It is a fun book. Worth the time. A great, funny overview of many religions. Well performed with some novel ideas There is a lot to like about the performance. The voice actor lift the words from the page with skill and good characterisation. However, this is a triumph of presentation over content. The writing is not especially good and the story is ultimately unsatisfying no matter how novel the premise. While I did enjoy this book, it was deeply flawed. That said, there were genuinely funny moments and the idea is very unusual. Neither good nor bad, this filled a few hours pleasantly. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/A-Gentleman-of-Leisure-Audiobook/B002UZZ51M Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: A Gentleman of Leisure Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Frederick Davidson Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins Language: English Release date: 06-22-01 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 62 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When Jimmy Pitt bets an actor friend that any fool could burgle a house, a feat which he offers to demonstrate that very night, he puts his reputation on the line. Although he hires the services of a professional burglar, the difficulty is increased when he has the misfortune to select Police Captain McEachern's house. And imagine Jimmy's consternation when he learns that McEachern's daughter is none other than the beautiful Molly, whom he worshipped from afar for quite some time. From New York the action of the story moves to Dreever Caslte in Shropshire, England, where Jimmy's bird comes home to roost - with a vengeance. Filled with the sights, smells, and sounds of rural England, A Gentleman of Leisure also contains all the wit and humor we have come to expect from the inimitable P.G. Wodehouse. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (P. G. Wodehouse) Fri, 22 Jun 2001 11:30:57 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/A-Gentleman-of-Leisure-Audiobook/B002UZZ51M thebookvoice.com 06:56:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: A Gentleman of Leisure Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Frederick Davidson Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins Language: English Release date: 06-22-01 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 62 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When Jimmy Pitt bets an actor friend that any fool could burgle a house, a feat which he offers to demonstrate that very night, he puts his reputation on the line. Although he hires the services of a professional burglar, the difficulty is increased when he has the misfortune to select Police Captain McEachern's house. And imagine Jimmy's consternation when he learns that McEachern's daughter is none other than the beautiful Molly, whom he worshipped from afar for quite some time. From New York the action of the story moves to Dreever Caslte in Shropshire, England, where Jimmy's bird comes home to roost - with a vengeance. Filled with the sights, smells, and sounds of rural England, A Gentleman of Leisure also contains all the wit and humor we have come to expect from the inimitable P.G. Wodehouse. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: A Gentleman of Leisure Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Frederick Davidson Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins Language: English Release date: 06-22-01 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 62 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When Jimmy Pitt bets an actor friend that any fool could burgle a house, a feat which he offers to demonstrate that very night, he puts his reputation on the line. Although he hires the services of a professional burglar, the difficulty is increased when he has the misfortune to select Police Captain McEachern's house. And imagine Jimmy's consternation when he learns that McEachern's daughter is none other than the beautiful Molly, whom he worshipped from afar for quite some time. From New York the action of the story moves to Dreever Caslte in Shropshire, England, where Jimmy's bird comes home to roost - with a vengeance. Filled with the sights, smells, and sounds of rural England, A Gentleman of Leisure also contains all the wit and humor we have come to expect from the inimitable P.G. Wodehouse. Members Reviews: Another Musical Comedy Without Music Thats how Wodehouse described the kind of books he wrote. And, as with those poet Johnnies Bertie Wooster used to talk about, Wodehouse hit the nail on the head and was entitled to a cigar or cocoanut, his choice. But dont be led astray by that word Another, as if Ive had sufficient of the type of book Wodehouse wrote. I havent. I dont think I ever will. These days the world needs as many musical comedies as it can jolly well get, with or without accompaniment. And our world is definitely a better, brighter place for having this particular comedy in it. A Gentleman of leisure (U.S. title: The Intrusion of Jimmy) is a gem. Published in 1915, about the same time other Wodehouse characters like Psmith and Ukeridge were coming into their own, it shares some basic qualities with Love Among the Chickens, Psmith in the City and Psmith, Journalist. Wodehouse still has one foot in the world of real human emotions, concerns and difficulties, while his other foot is in the world that, gradually, his fiction came more and more to inhabit: that of tempests in teapots, persiflage and sheer physical comedy. Somehow both worlds mesh seamlessly under Wodehouses gifted and humane pen. And, as always, the late lamented Frederick Davidsons urbane, knowing delivery conveys every emotion, nuance and sarcastic jab to perfection. Im not going to even try to summarize the plot because plot is the point of Wodehouseand hence, divulging it spoils the fun. And spoiling the fun is, as Bertie might say, just one of those things that arent done in the better circles. not up to snuff I never thought I'd say this of a Wodehouse book, but this one was not only unfunny, it was also boring. Not recommended. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Lawn-Darts-of-Fate-Audiobook/B01DV1Q0OY Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Lawn Darts of Fate Author: Chris Craig Narrator: Josh Brogadir Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins Language: English Release date: 04-06-16 Publisher: Chris Craig Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Twenty years ago, Frank Felson was a baseball-bashing, drum-smashing, rock-n-roll lothario. It was pseudo semi-pro ball, and his band was a much maligned one hit wonder, but for Frank, the world was his oyster, and he was shucking it for pearls. Today, Frank's life is a steaming pile of excrement. He's unemployed, his dog has been murdered, and his wife is shacking up with another man. Worst of all, Frank's current band plays nothing but Jimmy Buffet covers. Most people would assume a 42-year-old day drinker with a penchant for backyard badminton and ditch weed had given up. Not Frank. Frank is convinced he'll make it back to the top, fall in love, maybe even learn to like himself again. Can man truly do anything he puts his mind to? Or are we all merely dreamers desperately dodging, the perilously sharp...lawn darts of fate? Warning: This book contains drug use, hot sex, swinging, drinking and other hijinx. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Chris Craig) Wed, 06 Apr 2016 09:24:15 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Lawn-Darts-of-Fate-Audiobook/B01DV1Q0OY thebookvoice.com 10:31:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Lawn Darts of Fate Author: Chris Craig Narrator: Josh Brogadir Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins Language: English Release date: 04-06-16 Publisher: Chris Craig Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Twenty years ago, Frank Felson was a baseball-bashing, drum-smashing, rock-n-roll lothario. It was pseudo semi-pro ball, and his band was a much maligned one hit wonder, but for Frank, the world was his oyster, and he was shucking it for pearls. Today, Frank's life is a steaming pile of excrement. He's unemployed, his dog has been murdered, and his wife is shacking up with another man. Worst of all, Frank's current band plays nothing but Jimmy Buffet covers. Most people would assume a 42-year-old day drinker with a penchant for backyard badminton and ditch weed had given up. Not Frank. Frank is convinced he'll make it back to the top, fall in love, maybe even learn to like himself again. Can man truly do anything he puts his mind to? Or are we all merely dreamers desperately dodging, the perilously sharp...lawn darts of fate? Warning: This book contains drug use, hot sex, swinging, drinking and other hijinx. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Lawn Darts of Fate Author: Chris Craig Narrator: Josh Brogadir Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins Language: English Release date: 04-06-16 Publisher: Chris Craig Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Twenty years ago, Frank Felson was a baseball-bashing, drum-smashing, rock-n-roll lothario. It was pseudo semi-pro ball, and his band was a much maligned one hit wonder, but for Frank, the world was his oyster, and he was shucking it for pearls. Today, Frank's life is a steaming pile of excrement. He's unemployed, his dog has been murdered, and his wife is shacking up with another man. Worst of all, Frank's current band plays nothing but Jimmy Buffet covers. Most people would assume a 42-year-old day drinker with a penchant for backyard badminton and ditch weed had given up. Not Frank. Frank is convinced he'll make it back to the top, fall in love, maybe even learn to like himself again. Can man truly do anything he puts his mind to? Or are we all merely dreamers desperately dodging, the perilously sharp...lawn darts of fate? Warning: This book contains drug use, hot sex, swinging, drinking and other hijinx. Members Reviews: LOVED it. If you like quirky novels with heart and humor, then just buy Lawn Darts Of Fate. I found myself laughing out loud many times, and I was sad when it ended. I liked the cast of characters in this story Frank Felson has completely lost his way. During his youth, he played the drums for a band which got a hit. But none of that is present in the 42-year old Frank. He does not like his job and his wife wants a divorce. Frank gets fired and falls into a downward spiral of drunkenness, solitude, and self-destruction. This book is presented as a comedy, showing the hilarious situations Frank faces after losing his job and trying to find his way in life. Some of the scenes were indeed very funny, but I had troubles enjoying others, especially the ones in which Frank is out with some friends. It could be that their conversations were too surrealistic for me or that I prefer a different kind of humor, but I think that the real reason is that I might not be among the kind of readers that this book is aimed to. I found the book quite sad at times. The events were told with humor and irony, but the undertone of this story is a sad one. Due to some unfortunate events, a forty-year-old man is unable to get over some things and turn the page to go on with his life. He makes desperate attempts to pursue his dreams without thinking twice if it is really worth it. I liked the cast of characters in this story, they were all quite different and diverse. Their presence helps in Frank's evolution and serves as an excuse for the most hilarious (and sometimes hard to believe) anecdotes. Even like that, they all have a sad situation with which they live. I had issues with Frank. I did not find him a likable person, and I was quite bothered with his compulsive liar attitude. This usually happened when he was out with friends and could have contributed to me not enjoying those parts. I felt like screaming to him to grow up. Josh Brogadir really became Frank in this story. He was able to transmit Frank's carefree attitude and bring it to life. He also delivered different voices for all the characters. Something that I found odd was the voice Brogadir gave to Travis, the lesbian living with Frank. She had a deeper voice than most men in the book. I heard a bit of background noise during the recording, which disappeared at the end of each chapter. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Longbow-Audiobook/B01DT6MN42 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Longbow Subtitle: My Stepbrother's Keeper, Book 4 Author: Cynthia Sharon Narrator: Carista Andresen Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 15 mins Language: English Release date: 04-05-16 Publisher: Dragon God Inc Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 5 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: How much more stress can one woman take? First he steals her clients. Then he makes her feel forbidden thoughts. Then he becomes her stepbrother. Last night, he left her all alone on the couch.... And now? Now he's her boss again. It's time to stand up for herself and take control of her destiny. How can she choose - between boring, stable Tim and obnoxious, arrogant, irresistible.... He is pulling her as taut as a longbow. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Cynthia Sharon) Tue, 05 Apr 2016 17:57:18 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Longbow-Audiobook/B01DT6MN42 thebookvoice.com 01:15:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Longbow Subtitle: My Stepbrother's Keeper, Book 4 Author: Cynthia Sharon Narrator: Carista Andresen Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 15 mins Language: English Release date: 04-05-16 Publisher: Dragon God Inc Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 5 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: How much more stress can one woman take? First he steals her clients. Then he makes her feel forbidden thoughts. Then he becomes her stepbrother. Last night, he left her all alone on the couch.... And now? Now he's her boss again. It's time to stand up for herself and take control of her destiny. How can she choose - between boring, stable Tim and obnoxious, arrogant, irresistible.... He is pulling her as taut as a longbow. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Longbow Subtitle: My Stepbrother's Keeper, Book 4 Author: Cynthia Sharon Narrator: Carista Andresen Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 15 mins Language: English Release date: 04-05-16 Publisher: Dragon God Inc Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 5 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: How much more stress can one woman take? First he steals her clients. Then he makes her feel forbidden thoughts. Then he becomes her stepbrother. Last night, he left her all alone on the couch.... And now? Now he's her boss again. It's time to stand up for herself and take control of her destiny. How can she choose - between boring, stable Tim and obnoxious, arrogant, irresistible.... He is pulling her as taut as a longbow. Members Reviews: Thank you for expanding your chapters. The first couple books read more like chapter's books were too short. I love the story l Great building on characters. Felt like this books chapters were more the right length. Previous books reads to fast and too short. I will continue with this series. Enjoyed this book I did love this book. It was was hooked. And I wanted to read the other stories. Well written. I enjoyed the story line. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/With-One-Lousy-Free-Packet-of-Seed-Audiobook/B013TQTQ1A Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: With One Lousy Free Packet of Seed Author: Lynne Truss Narrator: Robert Bathurst Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins Language: English Release date: 08-14-15 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 8 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Here, in Lynne Truss' first novel, we meet Osborne Lonsdale, a down-at-heel journalist, mysteriously attractive to women, who writes a regular celebrity interview for Come into the Garden. This week his "Me and My Shed" column will be based on the charming garden outhouse owned by TV sitcom star Angela Farmer. Unbeknownst to Osborne, driving down to Devon to interview Angela in her country retreat, the sleepy magazine has been taken over by new management. And so Osborne's research trip is interrupted by a trainload of anxious hacks from London - Lillian the fluffy blonde secretary, Michelle the subeditor who has a secret crush on Osborne, and Trent Carmichael, crime novelist and best-selling author of S is for Secateurs! bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Lynne Truss) Fri, 14 Aug 2015 18:03:19 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/With-One-Lousy-Free-Packet-of-Seed-Audiobook/B013TQTQ1A thebookvoice.com 05:45:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: With One Lousy Free Packet of Seed Author: Lynne Truss Narrator: Robert Bathurst Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins Language: English Release date: 08-14-15 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 8 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Here, in Lynne Truss' first novel, we meet Osborne Lonsdale, a down-at-heel journalist, mysteriously attractive to women, who writes a regular celebrity interview for Come into the Garden. This week his "Me and My Shed" column will be based on the charming garden outhouse owned by TV sitcom star Angela Farmer. Unbeknownst to Osborne, driving down to Devon to interview Angela in her country retreat, the sleepy magazine has been taken over by new management. And so Osborne's research trip is interrupted by a trainload of anxious hacks from London - Lillian the fluffy blonde secretary, Michelle the subeditor who has a secret crush on Osborne, and Trent Carmichael, crime novelist and best-selling author of S is for Secateurs! Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: With One Lousy Free Packet of Seed Author: Lynne Truss Narrator: Robert Bathurst Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins Language: English Release date: 08-14-15 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 8 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Here, in Lynne Truss' first novel, we meet Osborne Lonsdale, a down-at-heel journalist, mysteriously attractive to women, who writes a regular celebrity interview for Come into the Garden. This week his "Me and My Shed" column will be based on the charming garden outhouse owned by TV sitcom star Angela Farmer. Unbeknownst to Osborne, driving down to Devon to interview Angela in her country retreat, the sleepy magazine has been taken over by new management. And so Osborne's research trip is interrupted by a trainload of anxious hacks from London - Lillian the fluffy blonde secretary, Michelle the subeditor who has a secret crush on Osborne, and Trent Carmichael, crime novelist and best-selling author of S is for Secateurs! Members Reviews: enjoyed thought there coulg not be a better book better than three men in a boat but ...you have won my heart with this book. i laughed i cryed i enjoyed https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Hicstorias-Audiobook/B00U2XUM3U Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Hic!stórias Subtitle: Os Maiores Porres da História da Humanidade Author: Ulisses Tavares Narrator: Leonardo Cortez Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 13 mins Language: English Release date: 03-02-15 Publisher: Livro Falante Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Walt Disney, Edgar Allan Poe, Ernest Hemingway, Noel Rosa, Luís XIV, Emílio de Menezes, Kimi Raikkonen, Og Mandino, Carlos Gomes, alguns astros e estrelas de Hollywood, além de personalidades políticas e religiosas, so algumas das personagens das histórias embriagadas e divertidas contadas neste audiolivro por Leonardo Cortez (narrador) e Ulisses Tavares (autor).Com um olhar sarcástico e uma linguagem bem-humorada, resultado de muita leitura e pesquisa, Ulisses Tavares conta muitas histórias curiosas envolvendo o consumo excessivo de álcool. Conta que Oxalá estava bêbado quando criou os homens; que o fundador do AA, Bill Wilson, parou de beber, mas continuou com os cigarros, as amantes e o LSD; que a McLaren contratou um "babá" especial para controlar as bebedeiras do corredor finlandês Kimi Raikkonen; que Edgar Allan Poe quando bebia citava livros e autores que nunca existiram, inventava citaçes em idiomas incompreensíveis e acreditava em suas próprias mentiras; que Walt Disney, além de criar um pato e um rato, bebeu feito um gambá. Além dessas e outras histórias, esse audiolivro conta ainda que na cidade de So Cristovo, interior de Sergipe, havia um torneio para ver quem bebia mais. Foi provado que oito garrafas de cachaça era o máximo que o competidor conseguiria beber. Infelizmente, nos últimos quinze anos os vencedores no receberam o prêmio porque a maioria entrou em coma alcoólica e morreu. Felizmente esse torneio foi cancelado definitivamente.Ulisses Tavares é escritor, dramaturgo, jornalista, compositor, poeta e historiador heterodoxo. Tem mais de 100 livros publicados. Escreve sem beber, mas ninguém acredita.Leonardo Cortez é ator e dramaturgo formado pela ECA/USP. Em quinze anos de carreira, atuou em diversos espetáculos teatrais. Na TV, participou das novelas Florisbella e Dance, Dance, Dance da Band, e, atualmente interpreta o Homero Pontes em Uma Escolinha Muito Louca, também da Band. Please note: This audiobook is in Portuguese. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Ulisses Tavares) Mon, 02 Mar 2015 02:29:48 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Hicstorias-Audiobook/B00U2XUM3U thebookvoice.com 02:13:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Hic!stórias Subtitle: Os Maiores Porres da História da Humanidade Author: Ulisses Tavares Narrator: Leonardo Cortez Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 13 mins Language: English Release date: 03-02-15 Publisher: Livro Falante Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Walt Disney, Edgar Allan Poe, Ernest Hemingway, Noel Rosa, Luís XIV, Emílio de Menezes, Kimi Raikkonen, Og Mandino, Carlos Gomes, alguns astros e estrelas de Hollywood, além de personalidades políticas e religiosas, so algumas das personagens das histórias embriagadas e divertidas contadas neste audiolivro por Leonardo Cortez (narrador) e Ulisses Tavares (autor).Com um olhar sarcástico e uma linguagem bem-humorada, resultado de muita leitura e pesquisa, Ulisses Tavares conta muitas histórias curiosas envolvendo o consumo excessivo de álcool. Conta que Oxalá estava bêbado quando criou os homens; que o fundador do AA, Bill Wilson, parou de beber, mas continuou com os cigarros, as amantes e o LSD; que a McLaren contratou um "babá" especial para controlar as bebedeiras do corredor finlandês Kimi Raikkonen; que Edgar Allan Poe quando bebia citava livros e autores que nunca existiram, inventava citaçes em idiomas incompreensíveis e acreditava em suas próprias mentiras; que Walt Disney, além de criar um pato e um rato, bebeu feito um gambá. Além dessas e outras histórias, esse audiolivro conta ainda que na cidade de So Cristovo, interior de Sergipe, havia um torneio para ver quem bebia mais. Foi provado que oito garrafas de cachaça era o máximo que o competidor conseguiria beber. Infelizmente, nos últimos quinze anos os vencedores no receberam o prêmio porque a maioria entrou em coma alcoólica e morreu. Felizmente esse torneio foi cancelado definitivamente.Ulisses Tavares é escritor, dramaturgo, jornalista, compositor, poeta e historiador heterodoxo. Tem mais de 100 livros publicados. Escreve sem beber, mas ninguém acredita.Leonardo Cortez é ator e dramaturgo formado pela ECA/USP. Em quinze anos de carreira, atuou em diversos espetáculos teatrais. Na TV, participou das novelas Florisbella e Dance, Dance, Dance da Band, e, atualmente interpreta o Homero Pontes em Uma Escolinha Muito Louca, também da Band. Please note: This audiobook is in Portuguese. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Hic!stórias Subtitle: Os Maiores Porres da História da Humanidade Author: Ulisses Tavares Narrator: Leonardo Cortez Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 13 mins Language: English Release date: 03-02-15 Publisher: Livro Falante Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Walt Disney, Edgar Allan Poe, Ernest Hemingway, Noel Rosa, Luís XIV, Emílio de Menezes, Kimi Raikkonen, Og Mandino, Carlos Gomes, alguns astros e estrelas de Hollywood, além de personalidades políticas e religiosas, so algumas das personagens das histórias embriagadas e divertidas contadas neste audiolivro por Leonardo Cortez (narrador) e Ulisses Tavares (autor).Com um olhar sarcástico e uma linguagem bem-humorada, resultado de muita leitura e pesquisa, Ulisses Tavares conta muitas histórias curiosas envolvendo o consumo excessivo de álcool. Conta que Oxalá estava bêbado quando criou os homens; que o fundador do AA, Bill Wilson, parou de beber, mas continuou com os cigarros, as amantes e o LSD; que a McLaren contratou um "babá" especial para controlar as bebedeiras do corredor finlandês Kimi Raikkonen; que Edgar Allan Poe quando bebia citava livros e autores que nunca existiram, inventava citaçes em idiomas incompreensíveis e acreditava em suas próprias mentiras; que Walt Disney, além de criar um pato e um rato, bebeu feito um gambá. Além dessas e outras histórias, esse audiolivro conta ainda que na cidade de So Cristovo, interior de Sergipe, havia um torneio para ver quem bebia mais. Foi provado que oito garrafas de cachaça era o máximo que o competidor conseguiria beber. Infelizmente, nos últimos quinze anos os vencedores no receberam o prêmio porque a maioria entrou em coma alcoólica e morreu. Felizmente esse torneio foi cancelado definitivamente.Ulisses Tavares é escritor, dramaturgo, jornalista, compositor, poeta e historiador heterodoxo. Tem mais de 100 livros publicados. Escreve sem beber, mas ninguém acredita.Leonardo Cortez é ator e dramaturgo formado pela ECA/USP. Em quinze anos de carreira, atuou em diversos espetáculos teatrais. Na TV, participou das novelas Florisbella e Dance, Dance, Dance da Band, e, atualmente interpreta o Homero Pontes em Uma Escolinha Muito Louca, também da Band. Please note: This audiobook is in Portuguese. Members Reviews: Fantástico Would you listen to Hic!stórias again? Why? Gostaria de mais uma verso dos artistas brasileiros. Tem muita história no Brasil. Who was your favorite character and why? A parte do Noel Rosa foi fantástico. Which scene was your favorite? ddxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x x x x x x xx x x xx x x x x x x x Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry? ddxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x x x x x x xx x x xx x x x x x x x Any additional comments? ddxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x x x x x x xx x x xx x x x x x x x https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Der-Pfau-Audiobook/B01BU3WQUM Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Der Pfau Autor:: Isabel Bogdan Erzähler: Christoph Maria Herbst Format: Unabridged Spieldauer: 5 hrs and 16 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 02-18-16 Herausgeber: Argon Verlag Bewertung: 4.5 von 5 von 3 Stimmen Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Ein charmant-heruntergekommener Landsitz in den schottischen Highlands, eine Gruppe Banker beim Teambuilding, eine schwungvolle Haushälterin mit gebrochenem Arm, Lord und Lady McIntosh, die das alles unter einen Hut bringen müssen, dazu jede Menge Tiere - und am Ende weiß keiner, was eigentlich passiert ist. Isabel Bogdan erzählt in ihrem ersten Roman pointenreich und überraschend von einem Wochenende, das ganz anders verläuft als geplant: Chefbankerin Liz und ihre vierköpfige Abteilung wollen in der ländlichen Abgeschiedenheit ihre Zusammenarbeit verbessern, werden aber durch das spartanische Ambiente und einen verrückt gewordenen Pfau aus dem Konzept gebracht. Lord McIntosh stoppt den Problem-Pfau auf rustikale Weise - und das führt zu urkomischen Verwicklungen. ©2016 Verlag Kiepenheuer & Witsch, Köln (P)2016 Argon Verlag GmbH, Berlin bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Isabel Bogdan) Thu, 18 Feb 2016 18:13:37 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Der-Pfau-Audiobook/B01BU3WQUM thebookvoice.com 05:16:00 no Hören Sie diesen Titel kostenlos bei thebookvoice.com Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Der Pfau Autor:: Isabel Bogdan Erzähler: Christoph Maria Herbst Format: Unabridged Spieldauer: 5 hrs and 16 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 02-18-16 Herausgeber: Argon Verlag Bewertung: 4.5 von 5 von 3 Stimmen Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Ein charmant-heruntergekommener Landsitz in den schottischen Highlands, eine Gruppe Banker beim Teambuilding, eine schwungvolle Haushälterin mit gebrochenem Arm, Lord und Lady McIntosh, die das alles unter einen Hut bringen müssen, dazu jede Menge Tiere - und am Ende weiß keiner, was eigentlich passiert ist. Isabel Bogdan erzählt in ihrem ersten Roman pointenreich und überraschend von einem Wochenende, das ganz anders verläuft als geplant: Chefbankerin Liz und ihre vierköpfige Abteilung wollen in der ländlichen Abgeschiedenheit ihre Zusammenarbeit verbessern, werden aber durch das spartanische Ambiente und einen verrückt gewordenen Pfau aus dem Konzept gebracht. Lord McIntosh stoppt den Problem-Pfau auf rustikale Weise - und das führt zu urkomischen Verwicklungen. ©2016 Verlag Kiepenheuer & Witsch, Köln (P)2016 Argon Verlag GmbH, Berlin Hören Sie sich dieses volle Hörbuch kostenlos bei https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titel: Der Pfau Autor:: Isabel Bogdan Erzähler: Christoph Maria Herbst Format: Unabridged Spieldauer: 5 hrs and 16 mins Sprache: Deutsch Veröffentlichungsdatum: 02-18-16 Herausgeber: Argon Verlag Bewertung: 4.5 von 5 von 3 Stimmen Kategorien: Fiction, Humor Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers: Ein charmant-heruntergekommener Landsitz in den schottischen Highlands, eine Gruppe Banker beim Teambuilding, eine schwungvolle Haushälterin mit gebrochenem Arm, Lord und Lady McIntosh, die das alles unter einen Hut bringen müssen, dazu jede Menge Tiere - und am Ende weiß keiner, was eigentlich passiert ist. Isabel Bogdan erzählt in ihrem ersten Roman pointenreich und überraschend von einem Wochenende, das ganz anders verläuft als geplant: Chefbankerin Liz und ihre vierköpfige Abteilung wollen in der ländlichen Abgeschiedenheit ihre Zusammenarbeit verbessern, werden aber durch das spartanische Ambiente und einen verrückt gewordenen Pfau aus dem Konzept gebracht. Lord McIntosh stoppt den Problem-Pfau auf rustikale Weise - und das führt zu urkomischen Verwicklungen. ©2016 Verlag Kiepenheuer & Witsch, Köln (P)2016 Argon Verlag GmbH, Berlin https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Degrees-of-Separation-Audiobook/B01MZGLFTJ Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Degrees of Separation Author: Marc Richard Narrator: David S. Dear Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins Language: English Release date: 02-20-17 Publisher: Marc Richard Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 13 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Degrees of Separation was originally penned by a squadron of Black Sabbath fans at a Steely Dan show. The pages that weren't used for rolling special cigarettes were retrieved from the floor of the concert hall, and then (barely) translated into this book here. Mystical. Weird. Hilarious. It's a tale of idiots. It's a tale of life. A dumb cast of characters you have to see to believe. The surgeon on an acid trip. The lazy Uncle who fuses with his favorite chair. The boy who comes back from the dead for revenge. Bootsy Collins. What do these people have in common? About as much as you have with Kevin Bacon. Witness how the actions of one can affect the lives on many in these Degrees of Separation. Get ready for a downward spiral through hell. Through beauty and nightmares, through comedy and tragedy. Where is this all headed? Is this the end? bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Marc Richard) Mon, 20 Feb 2017 18:35:56 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Degrees-of-Separation-Audiobook/B01MZGLFTJ thebookvoice.com 09:40:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Degrees of Separation Author: Marc Richard Narrator: David S. Dear Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins Language: English Release date: 02-20-17 Publisher: Marc Richard Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 13 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Degrees of Separation was originally penned by a squadron of Black Sabbath fans at a Steely Dan show. The pages that weren't used for rolling special cigarettes were retrieved from the floor of the concert hall, and then (barely) translated into this book here. Mystical. Weird. Hilarious. It's a tale of idiots. It's a tale of life. A dumb cast of characters you have to see to believe. The surgeon on an acid trip. The lazy Uncle who fuses with his favorite chair. The boy who comes back from the dead for revenge. Bootsy Collins. What do these people have in common? About as much as you have with Kevin Bacon. Witness how the actions of one can affect the lives on many in these Degrees of Separation. Get ready for a downward spiral through hell. Through beauty and nightmares, through comedy and tragedy. Where is this all headed? Is this the end? Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Degrees of Separation Author: Marc Richard Narrator: David S. Dear Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins Language: English Release date: 02-20-17 Publisher: Marc Richard Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 13 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Degrees of Separation was originally penned by a squadron of Black Sabbath fans at a Steely Dan show. The pages that weren't used for rolling special cigarettes were retrieved from the floor of the concert hall, and then (barely) translated into this book here. Mystical. Weird. Hilarious. It's a tale of idiots. It's a tale of life. A dumb cast of characters you have to see to believe. The surgeon on an acid trip. The lazy Uncle who fuses with his favorite chair. The boy who comes back from the dead for revenge. Bootsy Collins. What do these people have in common? About as much as you have with Kevin Bacon. Witness how the actions of one can affect the lives on many in these Degrees of Separation. Get ready for a downward spiral through hell. Through beauty and nightmares, through comedy and tragedy. Where is this all headed? Is this the end? Members Reviews: Entertaining to anyone who enjoys unconventional Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why? I would recommend to my friends that have an unusual sense of humour and tolerance for the strange. Which character as performed by David S. Dear was your favorite? There are too many characters. David used various voices to identify individual characters but the book was mostly a narrative. Any additional comments? If you want a "sunny-side up novel- don't read this. If you enjoy the unconventional and strange I believe you will enjoy this book. Each chapter is a stand alone narrative about an event in a character's life or some random ramblings. As you listen/ read through the book, some characters or stories are connected, hence the title of the book. I did not catch a connection with every story however. Maybe I need to listen a second time. I found myself intrigued with each chapter but also questioning when "the point" would become obvious. I've never before enjoyed a book that I've had such conflicted feelings about let alone be curious to listen to it again. This book was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review. Outer Limits meets Pulp Fiction This book was different from the typical narrative and story structure, which was a nice change from the norm. The humor and strangeness might not be for everyone but I enjoyed it. The narration was very fitting to the setting and feel of the book. Voices, accents, and inflections were all performed fabulously. If you are looking for a standard story structure with a beginning, middle, end, plot, resolution... this book is not for you. If you are looking for random strangeness all tied together in odd ways, then give this book a try! I requested and received a free copy of this audiobook from the author, publisher, or narrator in exchange for an unbiased review. I was NOT required to write a positive review and this reflects my honest opinion of the work. Buckle up Right on the cover "Like starting off an acid trip with a pitcher of Red Bull" the tone was set and my expectations were clear. Obviously, this was going to be similar to a typical night with 15-20 of my closest friends in that tiny one bedroom apartment I shared with my crazy ass boyfriend when I was 20. Similar to the outrageous ramblings of my favorite people who had over-indulged in...well, whatever...you know what I'm talking about. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Apocalypse-All-the-Time-Audiobook/B01MZ76TPS Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Apocalypse All the Time Author: David Atkinson Narrator: Gary Tiedemann Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins Language: English Release date: 01-10-17 Publisher: Literary Wanderlust Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 22 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Apocalypse All the Time is post-post-apocalypticism. The apocalypse happens on a weekly (if not daily) basis and Marshall is sick of it. Life is constantly in peril, constantly disrupted, but nothing significant every really happens as a result. It's always handled. Marshall wants out; he wants it all to end. In short, the book explores what about the end times holds such fascination for humanity and what impact such a fascination has on the way we live our lives. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (David Atkinson) Tue, 10 Jan 2017 07:60:46 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Apocalypse-All-the-Time-Audiobook/B01MZ76TPS thebookvoice.com 05:52:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Apocalypse All the Time Author: David Atkinson Narrator: Gary Tiedemann Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins Language: English Release date: 01-10-17 Publisher: Literary Wanderlust Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 22 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Apocalypse All the Time is post-post-apocalypticism. The apocalypse happens on a weekly (if not daily) basis and Marshall is sick of it. Life is constantly in peril, constantly disrupted, but nothing significant every really happens as a result. It's always handled. Marshall wants out; he wants it all to end. In short, the book explores what about the end times holds such fascination for humanity and what impact such a fascination has on the way we live our lives. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Apocalypse All the Time Author: David Atkinson Narrator: Gary Tiedemann Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins Language: English Release date: 01-10-17 Publisher: Literary Wanderlust Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 22 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Apocalypse All the Time is post-post-apocalypticism. The apocalypse happens on a weekly (if not daily) basis and Marshall is sick of it. Life is constantly in peril, constantly disrupted, but nothing significant every really happens as a result. It's always handled. Marshall wants out; he wants it all to end. In short, the book explores what about the end times holds such fascination for humanity and what impact such a fascination has on the way we live our lives. Members Reviews: A never ending romp through apocalypse's Any one of these apocalypses would make for a great sci-fi original grade b movie. All together it's an overwhelming never ending hilarious romp through absurdity after absurdity. The author and narrator deliver big time. The off shoot tales of oscar and Andrew are wonderful interludes. The ending is a wonderful twist and reveal. Highly highly recommend this one. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher. Entertaining and short This audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review courtesy of Audiobook Blast This book has a lot of humor and sarcasim and once you learn that, it is a fun and entertaining listen. The performance by Gary Tiedemann was great. Apocalyptic Smash Up It always amazes me, the ingenuity of the human mind to take a story that you feel youve heard every possible rendition of and a writer comes along and completely upends the genre with a unique spin. Marshall lives in a post-apocalyptic world scratch that. If theres a different and totally random apocalypse happening every few days can you truly say you live in a post-apocalypse society? So many questions, so few answers! But Marshall isnt looking for answers, he accepts the status quo with amazing calmness and a matter of fact attitude. Apocalypse All The Time is a mixture of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and Dr. Who. I found the running commentary amusing and the never ending cycle of post-apocalyptic events mind boggling. There are zombies, floods, explosions, people catching fire, basically everything including the kitchen sink! This nearly six-hour audiobook is narrated by Gary Tiedemann and I like his style, his delivery is a little tongue in cheek and Im partial to that type of reading. The audio and editing of the production are high quality. If youre looking for a unique sci-fi listen, thats far from the standard fare, I recommend Apocalypse All The Time. This audiobook was gifted to me exchange for an unbiased review! HGTTG meets Groundhog day and The Matrix I received this audiobook free in exchange for an unbiased review. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy meets Groundhog Day and the Matrix. There were many times while listening to this audiobook that I almost turned it off thinking "This is stupid and has no point." Kind of like I did when I first watch Napoleon Dynamite. But there was something that kept me listening to see what would happen next. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Fifty-Sheds-of-Grey-Audiobook/B00S8LZ6UW Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Fifty Sheds of Grey Subtitle: A Parody Author: C. T. Grey Narrator: Alex Lowe, Amelia Clay Format: Unabridged Length: 29 mins Language: English Release date: 01-19-15 Publisher: Redbush Entertainment Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 3 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "Are you sure you can take the pain" she asked? "I think so, I gulped." "Here we go then" she said, and handed me the receipt! This is the hilarious spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey. A story of one man's journey into a world of pleasure and pain and the occasional spot of fungal rot! Read by Alex Lowe ( Clare In the Community, and Barry from Watford), and sexy Amelia Clay. Fifty Sheds of Grey Hotter, steamier and damper! bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (C. T. Grey) Mon, 19 Jan 2015 15:30:13 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Fifty-Sheds-of-Grey-Audiobook/B00S8LZ6UW thebookvoice.com 00:29:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Fifty Sheds of Grey Subtitle: A Parody Author: C. T. Grey Narrator: Alex Lowe, Amelia Clay Format: Unabridged Length: 29 mins Language: English Release date: 01-19-15 Publisher: Redbush Entertainment Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 3 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "Are you sure you can take the pain" she asked? "I think so, I gulped." "Here we go then" she said, and handed me the receipt! This is the hilarious spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey. A story of one man's journey into a world of pleasure and pain and the occasional spot of fungal rot! Read by Alex Lowe ( Clare In the Community, and Barry from Watford), and sexy Amelia Clay. Fifty Sheds of Grey Hotter, steamier and damper! Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Fifty Sheds of Grey Subtitle: A Parody Author: C. T. Grey Narrator: Alex Lowe, Amelia Clay Format: Unabridged Length: 29 mins Language: English Release date: 01-19-15 Publisher: Redbush Entertainment Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 3 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "Are you sure you can take the pain" she asked? "I think so, I gulped." "Here we go then" she said, and handed me the receipt! This is the hilarious spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey. A story of one man's journey into a world of pleasure and pain and the occasional spot of fungal rot! Read by Alex Lowe ( Clare In the Community, and Barry from Watford), and sexy Amelia Clay. Fifty Sheds of Grey Hotter, steamier and damper! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Big-Not-So-Small-Curvy-Girls-BBW-Romance-Dating-Agency-Audiobook/B00FA7C9DE Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Big, Not-So-Small, Curvy Girls, BBW Romance, Dating Agency Subtitle: Plush Daisies, Book 1 Author: Ava Catori Narrator: Janine Hegarty Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins Language: English Release date: 09-20-13 Publisher: Ava Catori Books Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 23 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Becky Holgate's lost her focus. It's complicated... she didn't mean to fall in love with another woman's guy. How could she be a matchmaker for other people if all she could think about was her own heart? Determined to ignore her growing infatuation, she set her sight on building her career. Only Reed Amwell was making it hard to concentrate; every encounter left her breathless. Reed didn't mean to fall for the curvy girl, but she was carefree, silly, and fresh. Her soft curves and playful heart had him questioning his current relationship. Could he be with the wrong girl? He needed to figure it out fast, because his wedding day was getting closer by the minute. With a laugh-out-loud best friend, an insane cat, and a business to run, Becky Holgate didn't have time for guys like Reed Amwell... until time was running out. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Ava Catori) Fri, 20 Sep 2013 04:27:25 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Big-Not-So-Small-Curvy-Girls-BBW-Romance-Dating-Agency-Audiobook/B00FA7C9DE thebookvoice.com 04:42:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Big, Not-So-Small, Curvy Girls, BBW Romance, Dating Agency Subtitle: Plush Daisies, Book 1 Author: Ava Catori Narrator: Janine Hegarty Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins Language: English Release date: 09-20-13 Publisher: Ava Catori Books Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 23 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Becky Holgate's lost her focus. It's complicated... she didn't mean to fall in love with another woman's guy. How could she be a matchmaker for other people if all she could think about was her own heart? Determined to ignore her growing infatuation, she set her sight on building her career. Only Reed Amwell was making it hard to concentrate; every encounter left her breathless. Reed didn't mean to fall for the curvy girl, but she was carefree, silly, and fresh. Her soft curves and playful heart had him questioning his current relationship. Could he be with the wrong girl? He needed to figure it out fast, because his wedding day was getting closer by the minute. With a laugh-out-loud best friend, an insane cat, and a business to run, Becky Holgate didn't have time for guys like Reed Amwell... until time was running out. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Big, Not-So-Small, Curvy Girls, BBW Romance, Dating Agency Subtitle: Plush Daisies, Book 1 Author: Ava Catori Narrator: Janine Hegarty Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins Language: English Release date: 09-20-13 Publisher: Ava Catori Books Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 23 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Becky Holgate's lost her focus. It's complicated... she didn't mean to fall in love with another woman's guy. How could she be a matchmaker for other people if all she could think about was her own heart? Determined to ignore her growing infatuation, she set her sight on building her career. Only Reed Amwell was making it hard to concentrate; every encounter left her breathless. Reed didn't mean to fall for the curvy girl, but she was carefree, silly, and fresh. Her soft curves and playful heart had him questioning his current relationship. Could he be with the wrong girl? He needed to figure it out fast, because his wedding day was getting closer by the minute. With a laugh-out-loud best friend, an insane cat, and a business to run, Becky Holgate didn't have time for guys like Reed Amwell... until time was running out. Members Reviews: Funny & Serious I really enjoyed the story, it addresses issues plus size women face. Funny from beginning to end. The ending however was rushed to get the story done. great story... ending could've been better OMG thought this book was going to be great... well the story was and then it ended abruptly. That killed my aspect of this great story. I can relate to Bex and to have the story end as it did was extremely disappointing. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Fifty-Shades-of-Dorian-Gray-Audiobook/B00BOOBHFS Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Fifty Shades of Dorian Gray Author: Oscar Wilde, Nicole Spector Narrator: Bruce Mann Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins Language: English Release date: 04-01-13 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 2.5 of 5 out of 15 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Meet artist Rosemary Hall and follow her inevitable downfall brought by her lust for the famous Dorian Gray - a tale both familiar and new in this brilliant erotic mash-up of one of the worlds most beloved novels. With a mix of old fashioned Victorian debauchery and erotic 21st-century lust this cleverly sexed-up classic will leave you wanting more! First published to sensational scandal amidst accusations that the novel was hedonist, unclean, and depicted distorted views of morality The Picture of Dorian Gray was a hit back in the day. In 1890 the Daily Chronicle wrote that Wilde's novel will taint every young mind that comes in contact with it". Well Victorian critics, gird your loins and prepare to meet Audrey Embers Fifty Shades of Dorian Gray: hotter, lewder, sexier, steamier, and more morally corrupt than Oscar Wildes original story!Rediscover this celebrated novel as it traces the moral degeneration of a beautiful young Londoner seduced by art and beauty into a cruel and reckless pursuer of pleasure. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Oscar Wilde) Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:39:59 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Fifty-Shades-of-Dorian-Gray-Audiobook/B00BOOBHFS thebookvoice.com 07:06:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Fifty Shades of Dorian Gray Author: Oscar Wilde, Nicole Spector Narrator: Bruce Mann Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins Language: English Release date: 04-01-13 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 2.5 of 5 out of 15 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Meet artist Rosemary Hall and follow her inevitable downfall brought by her lust for the famous Dorian Gray - a tale both familiar and new in this brilliant erotic mash-up of one of the worlds most beloved novels. With a mix of old fashioned Victorian debauchery and erotic 21st-century lust this cleverly sexed-up classic will leave you wanting more! First published to sensational scandal amidst accusations that the novel was hedonist, unclean, and depicted distorted views of morality The Picture of Dorian Gray was a hit back in the day. In 1890 the Daily Chronicle wrote that Wilde's novel will taint every young mind that comes in contact with it". Well Victorian critics, gird your loins and prepare to meet Audrey Embers Fifty Shades of Dorian Gray: hotter, lewder, sexier, steamier, and more morally corrupt than Oscar Wildes original story!Rediscover this celebrated novel as it traces the moral degeneration of a beautiful young Londoner seduced by art and beauty into a cruel and reckless pursuer of pleasure. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Fifty Shades of Dorian Gray Author: Oscar Wilde, Nicole Spector Narrator: Bruce Mann Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins Language: English Release date: 04-01-13 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 2.5 of 5 out of 15 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Meet artist Rosemary Hall and follow her inevitable downfall brought by her lust for the famous Dorian Gray - a tale both familiar and new in this brilliant erotic mash-up of one of the worlds most beloved novels. With a mix of old fashioned Victorian debauchery and erotic 21st-century lust this cleverly sexed-up classic will leave you wanting more! First published to sensational scandal amidst accusations that the novel was hedonist, unclean, and depicted distorted views of morality The Picture of Dorian Gray was a hit back in the day. In 1890 the Daily Chronicle wrote that Wilde's novel will taint every young mind that comes in contact with it". Well Victorian critics, gird your loins and prepare to meet Audrey Embers Fifty Shades of Dorian Gray: hotter, lewder, sexier, steamier, and more morally corrupt than Oscar Wildes original story!Rediscover this celebrated novel as it traces the moral degeneration of a beautiful young Londoner seduced by art and beauty into a cruel and reckless pursuer of pleasure. Members Reviews: Cruel intentions meets morbid 50 shades of Grey Woah this book is morbid! First of all this could have been about Christian Grey's great grandfather in 1890 England but much darker. I was crinching through the whole book its completely disturbing. Young vibrant man gets sucked into a distrubing life of 19th century type of BDSM by a devil incarnate older woman. Dorian still loves and wants his pure hearted Rosemary even though he has very dark needs. Helen ( the devil incarnate) breaks the secret on why they cannot be together. Dorian soul saving Rosemary is forever gone to him and he become even more disturbing, there is no light at the end of the tunnel in this or happy ending in this book. I feel like I need a shower after hearing this book...and not in a good way either, I feel gross. Credit worthy...only if american pyscho tickles your fancy! other then that NO! Poor choice of a title but a very interesting read creative adaptation of Dorian Gray. interesting characters, imagery, metaphors, etc. more intense than 50 Shades of Gray and less vulgar than Marquise De Sade/American Psycho Dorian Gray with a wicked twisted Would you listen to Fifty Shades of Dorian Gray again? Why? Yes. It was an interesting take on the story and shocking at the same time. I couldn't stop listening because I wanted to see what would happen next. What was one of the most memorable moments of Fifty Shades of Dorian Gray? I think the ending had to be the most memorable. You saw it coming but you still couldn't believe it happened. What three words best describe Bruce Manns performance? Not so much. I really didn't feel his narration did the story justice. Some times it was quite annoying Gray by name Gray by nature! Would you listen to Fifty Shades of Dorian Gray again? Why? Yes! Its a good story Any additional comments? Good story, but narator is a bit monotone but the descriptions in the book are enough to keep the story enjoyable. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Not-This-Thursday-Audiobook/B074N8X6Q9 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Not This Thursday Subtitle: The Forgetful Detective Novels, Book 1 Author: Wayne Lemmons Narrator: Jason Fella Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins Language: English Release date: 08-10-17 Publisher: Wayne Lemmons Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: If there was no yesterday and tomorrow was a myth, what would you do? Mason Thursday, a PI with a permanent case of retrograde amnesia, has to answer that question every time he wakes, all of his obtained memories having fallen away during the night's sleep, and he moves forward with optimism, enthusiasm, and a sometimes inappropriate sarcasm. On a Wednesday in November, Thursday believes that he'll have a fairly easy day of riding around with his driver, Donnie, and spying on a miniature Carnival Clown who's been cheating on his wife for far too long. Surprises have already been coming at Mason, including a meeting with a nearly naked Amazonian beauty who has a penchant for hoarding yard decorations and a great need for a blue-hatted garden gnome, but more are on the way. When he finds himself in the midst of an organ-trafficking conspiracy while trying to protect himself and those around him, latent abilities begin to emerge along with a completely off-balance sense of humor. Mason's remarks and ability to laugh in the face of any challenge have served him well in the past, or so he's been told, but will he be able to keep his mind intact for long enough to save the people for whom he's responsible while eating chees-burgers and singing Bette Midler songs? Listen to Not This Thursday to answer that question and a few more! bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Wayne Lemmons) Thu, 10 Aug 2017 18:12:55 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Not-This-Thursday-Audiobook/B074N8X6Q9 thebookvoice.com 05:24:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Not This Thursday Subtitle: The Forgetful Detective Novels, Book 1 Author: Wayne Lemmons Narrator: Jason Fella Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins Language: English Release date: 08-10-17 Publisher: Wayne Lemmons Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: If there was no yesterday and tomorrow was a myth, what would you do? Mason Thursday, a PI with a permanent case of retrograde amnesia, has to answer that question every time he wakes, all of his obtained memories having fallen away during the night's sleep, and he moves forward with optimism, enthusiasm, and a sometimes inappropriate sarcasm. On a Wednesday in November, Thursday believes that he'll have a fairly easy day of riding around with his driver, Donnie, and spying on a miniature Carnival Clown who's been cheating on his wife for far too long. Surprises have already been coming at Mason, including a meeting with a nearly naked Amazonian beauty who has a penchant for hoarding yard decorations and a great need for a blue-hatted garden gnome, but more are on the way. When he finds himself in the midst of an organ-trafficking conspiracy while trying to protect himself and those around him, latent abilities begin to emerge along with a completely off-balance sense of humor. Mason's remarks and ability to laugh in the face of any challenge have served him well in the past, or so he's been told, but will he be able to keep his mind intact for long enough to save the people for whom he's responsible while eating chees-burgers and singing Bette Midler songs? Listen to Not This Thursday to answer that question and a few more! Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Not This Thursday Subtitle: The Forgetful Detective Novels, Book 1 Author: Wayne Lemmons Narrator: Jason Fella Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins Language: English Release date: 08-10-17 Publisher: Wayne Lemmons Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: If there was no yesterday and tomorrow was a myth, what would you do? Mason Thursday, a PI with a permanent case of retrograde amnesia, has to answer that question every time he wakes, all of his obtained memories having fallen away during the night's sleep, and he moves forward with optimism, enthusiasm, and a sometimes inappropriate sarcasm. On a Wednesday in November, Thursday believes that he'll have a fairly easy day of riding around with his driver, Donnie, and spying on a miniature Carnival Clown who's been cheating on his wife for far too long. Surprises have already been coming at Mason, including a meeting with a nearly naked Amazonian beauty who has a penchant for hoarding yard decorations and a great need for a blue-hatted garden gnome, but more are on the way. When he finds himself in the midst of an organ-trafficking conspiracy while trying to protect himself and those around him, latent abilities begin to emerge along with a completely off-balance sense of humor. Mason's remarks and ability to laugh in the face of any challenge have served him well in the past, or so he's been told, but will he be able to keep his mind intact for long enough to save the people for whom he's responsible while eating chees-burgers and singing Bette Midler songs? Listen to Not This Thursday to answer that question and a few more! Members Reviews: Great First Entry In The Series This book was a little "out of genre" for me, but I read it because I've read some other books by Wayne Lemmons that I really enjoyed (The Dark Roads, Walking Back, etc.) The premise is an interesting one -- the protagonist, Mason Thursday, is a private investigator with retrograde amnesia -- he wakes up not knowing who he is every day. Think 50 First Dates meets Magnum, P.I. As the day progresses, he gets involved in a case and, of course, has to try and solve it by the end of the day. The writing is good and the characters are entertaining. There is a lot of humor and some action as the book progresses. Some of Mason's jokes and puns were laugh-out-loud funny. I think it's an interesting premise and a great jumping-off point for future books in the series. All in all, it's a fun, quick read and I'm glad I spent the time to finish it. Looking forward to the future adventures of Mason Thursday! Great Book One of the most hilarious books I've ever read. The story itself was amazing and refreshing; I was hooked with the turn of every page. This book will have you laughing so hard youâll come to tears. Hilarious and uplifting! The overall story is hilarious, dangerous and fun. Reading Mason Thursday's story was an absolute pleasure and I look forward to getting to know him better than he knows himself. Who is Mason Thursday? He is the kind of man who instills extreme loyalty from strangers. The kind of man who would do anything it takes to keep a friend safe. Clearly, a man with a heart of gold. Who was Mason Thursday? I'm not sure yet but he brings a level of badassery to the table that piques my interest. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Rather-Be-Fishing-Audiobook/B0731WM997 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Rather Be Fishing Author: Lucretia Stanhope Narrator: Nathan Glondys Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins Language: English Release date: 06-26-17 Publisher: Lucretia Stanhope Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: No matter what the options are, Mike, a rough-tongued, reclusive southerner, with little patience for people, would rather be fishing. Every time he puts his hand on his rod, the phone rings with a new job to exterminate a monster. Rather Be Fishing follows Mike on nine such delays as he battles a range of challenging creatures. His clients find themselves plagued by everything from well-known foes like vampires and werewolves to more rare nuisances like moss men and chupacabra. Adding to his headaches are the not-so-supernatural clients he needs to deal with in order to get a free day on the lake. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Lucretia Stanhope) Mon, 26 Jun 2017 21:26:43 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Rather-Be-Fishing-Audiobook/B0731WM997 thebookvoice.com 07:50:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Rather Be Fishing Author: Lucretia Stanhope Narrator: Nathan Glondys Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins Language: English Release date: 06-26-17 Publisher: Lucretia Stanhope Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: No matter what the options are, Mike, a rough-tongued, reclusive southerner, with little patience for people, would rather be fishing. Every time he puts his hand on his rod, the phone rings with a new job to exterminate a monster. Rather Be Fishing follows Mike on nine such delays as he battles a range of challenging creatures. His clients find themselves plagued by everything from well-known foes like vampires and werewolves to more rare nuisances like moss men and chupacabra. Adding to his headaches are the not-so-supernatural clients he needs to deal with in order to get a free day on the lake. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Rather Be Fishing Author: Lucretia Stanhope Narrator: Nathan Glondys Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins Language: English Release date: 06-26-17 Publisher: Lucretia Stanhope Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: No matter what the options are, Mike, a rough-tongued, reclusive southerner, with little patience for people, would rather be fishing. Every time he puts his hand on his rod, the phone rings with a new job to exterminate a monster. Rather Be Fishing follows Mike on nine such delays as he battles a range of challenging creatures. His clients find themselves plagued by everything from well-known foes like vampires and werewolves to more rare nuisances like moss men and chupacabra. Adding to his headaches are the not-so-supernatural clients he needs to deal with in order to get a free day on the lake. Members Reviews: Rather be fishing Well written, and a lot of fun to listen to. It would be easy for a book like this to quickly become boring, but it doesn't. Mike is a character you like, and often forget that he isn't real. When a writer can do that, that's pure talent, and I hope we get see more of Mike's adventures soon. A Great Listen!! I was really sad when this book came to an end. The characters had become like good friends and I just wanted the book to keep going so I could hang out with them. Nathan Glondys does a great job giving each character a distinct voice that is perfect for them. And, Lucretia Stanhope did a lovely job in the writing. The characters have life and depth and are well worth listening to. I also like the format. Each chapter became a short monster story that when taken together becomes a snapshot in the life of this monster hunter. Well done. Great set of stories The story: None of the supernatural beings--werewolves, vampires-- were anything like what you'd normally read about. For example, the vampire is just a spirit, the werewolf person magically projects his consciousness into the body of a real wolf. So, essentially, all supernatural naturals creatures (based on this author/story) are simple spirits. That's kind of sad. I do love a story that's supposed to be funny and actually turns out funny, as in makes me laugh. I was chuckling throughout this one. In the end, these were some great short stories. The narrator: As soon as I heard him I thought of Micheal Keaton as Beetlejuice. While I liked his voice he spoke in a stilted way, for example, (made-up dialogue) "'I'm going to the museum with you,' .....(much longer pause than normal).....she said." This was the case whenever he/she/I said. It seemed maybe he has a breathing issue which causes him to have to constantly catch his breath. That's the best way to explain it. When he did female voices...Wow! It seemed like a completely different person was taking over given his (assume) natural voice is so gruff sounding. Not sure where this audiobook stands regarding how many he already had under his belt, but I can see this narrator going on to becoming a great one. ------------------------ The Devil's Play Place park was where the vampire/mummy used to do magic tricks? Who turned him into a mummy? How was the vampire created? The vampire is in a mummies body and can't go too far from the body. This body was in a museum. Yet, a sign of a vampire being in this town seemed like something new. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Drivers-Guide-to-Hitting-Pedestrians-Audiobook/B00GUSAIVM Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Driver's Guide to Hitting Pedestrians Author: Andersen Prunty Narrator: Andersen Prunty Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins Language: English Release date: 11-26-13 Publisher: Atlatl Press Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 10 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A pocket guide to the 23 most painful things in life, written by the most well-adjusted man in the universe. Does it make you sad to be alive? Boo-hoo. You're living all wrong. My name is Andersen Prunty. I'm happiest while napping. I am a man with tennis shoes. They get older every time I put them on. This is how I deal with the pain of being alive. Now is our chance to deal with our pain together. You'll thank me later. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Andersen Prunty) Tue, 26 Nov 2013 23:32:12 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Drivers-Guide-to-Hitting-Pedestrians-Audiobook/B00GUSAIVM thebookvoice.com 02:23:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Driver's Guide to Hitting Pedestrians Author: Andersen Prunty Narrator: Andersen Prunty Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins Language: English Release date: 11-26-13 Publisher: Atlatl Press Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 10 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A pocket guide to the 23 most painful things in life, written by the most well-adjusted man in the universe. Does it make you sad to be alive? Boo-hoo. You're living all wrong. My name is Andersen Prunty. I'm happiest while napping. I am a man with tennis shoes. They get older every time I put them on. This is how I deal with the pain of being alive. Now is our chance to deal with our pain together. You'll thank me later. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Driver's Guide to Hitting Pedestrians Author: Andersen Prunty Narrator: Andersen Prunty Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins Language: English Release date: 11-26-13 Publisher: Atlatl Press Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 10 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A pocket guide to the 23 most painful things in life, written by the most well-adjusted man in the universe. Does it make you sad to be alive? Boo-hoo. You're living all wrong. My name is Andersen Prunty. I'm happiest while napping. I am a man with tennis shoes. They get older every time I put them on. This is how I deal with the pain of being alive. Now is our chance to deal with our pain together. You'll thank me later. Members Reviews: How did I live without this vital information? What did you love best about The Driver's Guide to Hitting Pedestrians? The idea behind the entire thing. At first I thought it was so stupid but when it was over I was begging it wouldn't end. Which character as performed by Andersen Prunty was your favorite? I just can't choose. Any additional comments? Mr. Prunty's books are completely unique in every way. I enjoy how this is so digestible and challenges my every conviction. Just think of the most insane things you can come up with then multiply them by 100 and put it into a book. I love it. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Pigs-Have-Wings-Audiobook/B0038CKIO0 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Pigs Have Wings Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Jeremy Sinden Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins Language: English Release date: 07-22-05 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Clarence, ninth Earl of Emsworth, has good health, a large income, and a first-class ancestral home with gravel soil and rolling parkland. But these blessings count for nothing in the presence of a certain Sir Gregory Parsloe; Lord Emsworth is convinced he has evil designs on his pre-eminent pig, Empress of Blandings. It is fortunate for Lord Emsworth that there is at least one member of the family upon whom he can rely: The Hon. Galahad Threepwood is at hand. ©Trustees of the Wodehouse Estate; (P)1994 Chivers Audio Books bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (P. G. Wodehouse) Fri, 22 Jul 2005 09:02:53 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Pigs-Have-Wings-Audiobook/B0038CKIO0 thebookvoice.com 06:25:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Pigs Have Wings Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Jeremy Sinden Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins Language: English Release date: 07-22-05 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Clarence, ninth Earl of Emsworth, has good health, a large income, and a first-class ancestral home with gravel soil and rolling parkland. But these blessings count for nothing in the presence of a certain Sir Gregory Parsloe; Lord Emsworth is convinced he has evil designs on his pre-eminent pig, Empress of Blandings. It is fortunate for Lord Emsworth that there is at least one member of the family upon whom he can rely: The Hon. Galahad Threepwood is at hand. ©Trustees of the Wodehouse Estate; (P)1994 Chivers Audio Books Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Pigs Have Wings Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Jeremy Sinden Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins Language: English Release date: 07-22-05 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Clarence, ninth Earl of Emsworth, has good health, a large income, and a first-class ancestral home with gravel soil and rolling parkland. But these blessings count for nothing in the presence of a certain Sir Gregory Parsloe; Lord Emsworth is convinced he has evil designs on his pre-eminent pig, Empress of Blandings. It is fortunate for Lord Emsworth that there is at least one member of the family upon whom he can rely: The Hon. Galahad Threepwood is at hand. ©Trustees of the Wodehouse Estate; (P)1994 Chivers Audio Books Members Reviews: Pigs Have Wings The single best interpreter of PGW is Frederick Davidson. But a very close second is Mr. Sinden. This is an excellent rendition of a hilarious novel. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Psmith-Journalist-Audiobook/B002V8OD84 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Psmith Journalist Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Frederick Davidson Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins Language: English Release date: 06-22-01 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 59 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Falling in with its deputy editor Billy Windsor, Psmith allows his literary aspirations to run riot and soon Cosy Moments is not cosy at all. With biting attacks on the New York slum problem, the circulation goes up and up, but the owner of the tenements is not amused. He is willing to pay the magazine to pipe down, but the phrase on everyone's lips is "Cosy Moments cannot be muzzled." So the villain has to think of more devious ways of keeping Windsor and Psmith quiet, permanently. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (P. G. Wodehouse) Fri, 22 Jun 2001 04:19:42 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Psmith-Journalist-Audiobook/B002V8OD84 thebookvoice.com 07:30:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Psmith Journalist Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Frederick Davidson Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins Language: English Release date: 06-22-01 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 59 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Falling in with its deputy editor Billy Windsor, Psmith allows his literary aspirations to run riot and soon Cosy Moments is not cosy at all. With biting attacks on the New York slum problem, the circulation goes up and up, but the owner of the tenements is not amused. He is willing to pay the magazine to pipe down, but the phrase on everyone's lips is "Cosy Moments cannot be muzzled." So the villain has to think of more devious ways of keeping Windsor and Psmith quiet, permanently. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Psmith Journalist Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Frederick Davidson Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins Language: English Release date: 06-22-01 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 59 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Falling in with its deputy editor Billy Windsor, Psmith allows his literary aspirations to run riot and soon Cosy Moments is not cosy at all. With biting attacks on the New York slum problem, the circulation goes up and up, but the owner of the tenements is not amused. He is willing to pay the magazine to pipe down, but the phrase on everyone's lips is "Cosy Moments cannot be muzzled." So the villain has to think of more devious ways of keeping Windsor and Psmith quiet, permanently. Members Reviews: Great fun for Psmith & Wodehouse boosters Psmith is my favourite Wodehouse character, Jeeves and Wooster notwithstanding. This one is great fun. Full of sly laughs and Psmith's unflappable (significantly short of insufferable) mien. Highly recommended for Wodehouse boosters. The narrator's attempts at American accents are jarring at first, then present a charming, laconic contrast with Psmith's every sparkling utterance. A little on the dull side... This story starts out plodding, and it continues to plod for a long time. If I were not a rabid Wodehouse fan, and a great admirerer of Psmith as well, I would have abandoned it long before the end. This one is not for Wodehouse beginners, I think. This is truly one of his best Psmith stories Some of his stories are just OK and others are real winners. I think this is a winners. If you like P.G.'s others stories, you'll certainly like this one. My new favorite character I plan to read the rest of this series and hopefully with the same narrator. The New York characters in contrast with the English characters was brilliant. It was kind of like Jeeves meets Damon Runyon. Fun and a fast moving little story. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Brat-Audiobook/B01JSRZS4S Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Brat Subtitle: Sharing Spaces, Book 2 Author: Alicia Michaels Narrator: Rachel Jacobs Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins Language: English Release date: 08-09-16 Publisher: Marion Press Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: She's a spoiled shopaholic with daddy issues. He's a socially conscious vegetarian who doesn't hide his disdain for people who come from the trappings of wealth. Of course none of that would have mattered if Chloe could have just left her summer fling with Chase behind her, without a glance back - something that will prove impossible when the consequences of that fling rear their head. Particularly one consequence; one with 10 fingers, 10 toes, and the potential to turn Chloe's privileged life upside down. But deciding what to do about her unexpected pregnancy is only one of Chloe's problems. When Chase moves in across the hall, pretending that their one night together didn't mean anything will be the hardest thing she's ever had to do. Especially when that night meant more to her than she'd ever want to admit out loud. Chase is determined to make her see that they could be so much more than a mindless fling, and a girl who's used to getting her way will find Chase's determination hard to resist when love is at stake. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Alicia Michaels) Tue, 09 Aug 2016 20:27:35 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Brat-Audiobook/B01JSRZS4S thebookvoice.com 06:33:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Brat Subtitle: Sharing Spaces, Book 2 Author: Alicia Michaels Narrator: Rachel Jacobs Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins Language: English Release date: 08-09-16 Publisher: Marion Press Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: She's a spoiled shopaholic with daddy issues. He's a socially conscious vegetarian who doesn't hide his disdain for people who come from the trappings of wealth. Of course none of that would have mattered if Chloe could have just left her summer fling with Chase behind her, without a glance back - something that will prove impossible when the consequences of that fling rear their head. Particularly one consequence; one with 10 fingers, 10 toes, and the potential to turn Chloe's privileged life upside down. But deciding what to do about her unexpected pregnancy is only one of Chloe's problems. When Chase moves in across the hall, pretending that their one night together didn't mean anything will be the hardest thing she's ever had to do. Especially when that night meant more to her than she'd ever want to admit out loud. Chase is determined to make her see that they could be so much more than a mindless fling, and a girl who's used to getting her way will find Chase's determination hard to resist when love is at stake. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Brat Subtitle: Sharing Spaces, Book 2 Author: Alicia Michaels Narrator: Rachel Jacobs Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins Language: English Release date: 08-09-16 Publisher: Marion Press Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: She's a spoiled shopaholic with daddy issues. He's a socially conscious vegetarian who doesn't hide his disdain for people who come from the trappings of wealth. Of course none of that would have mattered if Chloe could have just left her summer fling with Chase behind her, without a glance back - something that will prove impossible when the consequences of that fling rear their head. Particularly one consequence; one with 10 fingers, 10 toes, and the potential to turn Chloe's privileged life upside down. But deciding what to do about her unexpected pregnancy is only one of Chloe's problems. When Chase moves in across the hall, pretending that their one night together didn't mean anything will be the hardest thing she's ever had to do. Especially when that night meant more to her than she'd ever want to admit out loud. Chase is determined to make her see that they could be so much more than a mindless fling, and a girl who's used to getting her way will find Chase's determination hard to resist when love is at stake. Members Reviews: Awesomeness I truly enjoyed this read.It was very good.I would definitely recommend it to anyone that's interested in love stories. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Enter-Laughing-Audiobook/B002V0M5KU Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Enter Laughing Subtitle: A Bio-Novel Author: Carl Reiner Narrator: Carl Reiner Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins Language: English Release date: 02-04-09 Publisher: Phoenix Books Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 21 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Human, funny and relatable, Enter Laughing is a warm tale of a young man with love in his heart and greasepaint on his face that guarantees to have everyone exit laughing. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Carl Reiner) Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:29:06 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Enter-Laughing-Audiobook/B002V0M5KU thebookvoice.com 05:32:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Enter Laughing Subtitle: A Bio-Novel Author: Carl Reiner Narrator: Carl Reiner Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins Language: English Release date: 02-04-09 Publisher: Phoenix Books Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 21 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Human, funny and relatable, Enter Laughing is a warm tale of a young man with love in his heart and greasepaint on his face that guarantees to have everyone exit laughing. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Enter Laughing Subtitle: A Bio-Novel Author: Carl Reiner Narrator: Carl Reiner Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins Language: English Release date: 02-04-09 Publisher: Phoenix Books Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 21 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Human, funny and relatable, Enter Laughing is a warm tale of a young man with love in his heart and greasepaint on his face that guarantees to have everyone exit laughing. Members Reviews: Enter Laughing You would have to be completely devoid of a funny bone not to find the humor in this book by one of our National Treasures, Mr. Carl Reiner. I laughed out loud while reading this. It is too quick a read. I'll be reading it again, trust me! Four Stars Good A real treat! I listed to the audio version of this book on 5 CDs. It is read by the author which is a real treat. He plays all the parts... men, women, those in-between, and has great accents at the appropriate places. I loved Carl for years on TV and in (and behind) the movies but never "read" a book of his. I plan to read others... I highly recommend the audio version. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Our-Kingdom-of-Dust-Audiobook/B0087S98RI Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Our Kingdom of Dust Author: Leonard Kinsey Narrator: Leonard Kinsey Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins Language: English Release date: 06-01-12 Publisher: Bamboo Forest Publishing Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 28 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A modern fairy tale from Leonard Kinsey, bestselling author of The Dark Side of Disney. Man-child Blaine McKinnon is brilliant, wealthy, and completely alone. After an emotional breakdown, Blaine starts a new life at the only place he was ever truly happy: Walt Disney World. But he soon finds that just below the surface of his childhood paradise lies a kingdom corrupted by drugs, violence, and deceit. For the first time, Kinsey brings his fresh writing style to the world of fiction, with astounding results. Our Kingdom of Dust deftly combines and insightful and riveting tale with the humor and irreverence that made The Dark Side of Disney an international bestseller. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Leonard Kinsey) Fri, 01 Jun 2012 20:24:05 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Our-Kingdom-of-Dust-Audiobook/B0087S98RI thebookvoice.com 04:24:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Our Kingdom of Dust Author: Leonard Kinsey Narrator: Leonard Kinsey Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins Language: English Release date: 06-01-12 Publisher: Bamboo Forest Publishing Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 28 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A modern fairy tale from Leonard Kinsey, bestselling author of The Dark Side of Disney. Man-child Blaine McKinnon is brilliant, wealthy, and completely alone. After an emotional breakdown, Blaine starts a new life at the only place he was ever truly happy: Walt Disney World. But he soon finds that just below the surface of his childhood paradise lies a kingdom corrupted by drugs, violence, and deceit. For the first time, Kinsey brings his fresh writing style to the world of fiction, with astounding results. Our Kingdom of Dust deftly combines and insightful and riveting tale with the humor and irreverence that made The Dark Side of Disney an international bestseller. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Our Kingdom of Dust Author: Leonard Kinsey Narrator: Leonard Kinsey Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins Language: English Release date: 06-01-12 Publisher: Bamboo Forest Publishing Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 28 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A modern fairy tale from Leonard Kinsey, bestselling author of The Dark Side of Disney. Man-child Blaine McKinnon is brilliant, wealthy, and completely alone. After an emotional breakdown, Blaine starts a new life at the only place he was ever truly happy: Walt Disney World. But he soon finds that just below the surface of his childhood paradise lies a kingdom corrupted by drugs, violence, and deceit. For the first time, Kinsey brings his fresh writing style to the world of fiction, with astounding results. Our Kingdom of Dust deftly combines and insightful and riveting tale with the humor and irreverence that made The Dark Side of Disney an international bestseller. Members Reviews: A nice short listen. Somehow this simple crude profanity filled story works. Over and above the Disney stuff, which is mainly a backdrop for this character's nostalgia of his childhood, this first person narrative gives a good insight into the lust and anxiety driven average male. Female readers may not relate but if you are reasonably broad minded its not a bad way to get inside the average man's head. I did not like the narration at first, being used to mainly professional narrators. However I rapidly got engaged by the author's enthusiasm and the breath sounds of the narrator and the computer fan like noise in the background stopped being distracting. I recommend this book, especially if you are a Disney nerd who can appreciate Disney's flaws and well as its 'magic'. A unique novel set at the theme parks. Where does Our Kingdom of Dust rank among all the audiobooks youve listened to so far? It is in the top 25%. Mainly because the setting is so relevant to me as a theme park junkie. If youve listened to books by Leonard Kinsey before, how does this one compare? You can't compare this book to the Dark Side of Disney. One is a travelogue (so to speak) and this is fiction. Which character as performed by Leonard Kinsey was your favorite? Blake If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be? There is a reason she is called "Snow" White and it ain't her purity. Any additional comments? Kinsey uses his breadth of Disney theme park knowledge and did something unique by setting a modern day adult fairy tale at a place that has so much meaning to so many of us. He mostly succeeded. There were times in the book where I wanted some more back story. In my opinion, the best part of the book was the beginning and the end. Very powerful on both fronts. Listening to Leonard makes me moist! Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why? Because it is super duper! Who was your favorite character and why? my favorite character is the ampersand (&) because it looks like a human if he was scooting his butt across the floor like a dog! If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be? It's just...been...revoked!! Any additional comments? Leonard does a fantastic job of emerging the reader...or in this case..the listener into the Disney World that we all wish we could experience...not all people will like this book....but those people are prude douchebags so who cares about them...I love it and will buy everything that Leonard puts out in the future....because its just fun to read. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Clowning-Around-A-Collection-of-Stories-About-Clowning-Around-and-Other-Clown-Activities-Audiobook/B077XNS7T9 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Clowning Around: A Collection of Stories About Clowning Around and Other Clown Activities Author: Lucas Nyhus Narrator: Joe Farinacci Format: Unabridged Length: 12 mins Language: English Release date: 12-04-17 Publisher: Lucas Nyhus Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A compilation of short stories regarding clowning around and other clown activities. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Lucas Nyhus) Mon, 04 Dec 2017 17:03:50 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Clowning-Around-A-Collection-of-Stories-About-Clowning-Around-and-Other-Clown-Activities-Audiobook/B077XNS7T9 thebookvoice.com 00:12:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Clowning Around: A Collection of Stories About Clowning Around and Other Clown Activities Author: Lucas Nyhus Narrator: Joe Farinacci Format: Unabridged Length: 12 mins Language: English Release date: 12-04-17 Publisher: Lucas Nyhus Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A compilation of short stories regarding clowning around and other clown activities. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Clowning Around: A Collection of Stories About Clowning Around and Other Clown Activities Author: Lucas Nyhus Narrator: Joe Farinacci Format: Unabridged Length: 12 mins Language: English Release date: 12-04-17 Publisher: Lucas Nyhus Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A compilation of short stories regarding clowning around and other clown activities. Members Reviews: Klown As the King of Klowns, this is a great representation of Klowns and Clowns. Five Stars. Five Stars Fantastic book Five Stars Quality content Five Stars Great read!!! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/2020-or-My-Name-is-Jesus-Christ-and-Im-Running-for-President-Audiobook/B01C7NQXSK Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: 2020 or My Name is Jesus Christ and I'm Running for President Author: Timothy Cooper Narrator: Carl Feldman Format: Unabridged Length: 18 hrs and 55 mins Language: English Release date: 02-26-16 Publisher: Timothy Cooper Ratings: 2.5 of 5 out of 6 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A divine comedy about the redemption of America. Timothy Cooper's novel, 2020 or My Name Is Jesus Christ and I'm Running for President paints a hilariously envisioned America caught up in presidential politics. In actuality, it tells the prophetic story of the rise of Donald Trump. Here Jesus returns to Earth, only to find himself pitted against his satanic stepbrother, Beelzebub, in a contest for the presidency and for the very soul of America. Who will win? Well, God only knows. But it's guaranteed to be unlike any political listen you've ever experienced before. Ever. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Timothy Cooper) Fri, 26 Feb 2016 06:31:44 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/2020-or-My-Name-is-Jesus-Christ-and-Im-Running-for-President-Audiobook/B01C7NQXSK thebookvoice.com 18:55:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: 2020 or My Name is Jesus Christ and I'm Running for President Author: Timothy Cooper Narrator: Carl Feldman Format: Unabridged Length: 18 hrs and 55 mins Language: English Release date: 02-26-16 Publisher: Timothy Cooper Ratings: 2.5 of 5 out of 6 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A divine comedy about the redemption of America. Timothy Cooper's novel, 2020 or My Name Is Jesus Christ and I'm Running for President paints a hilariously envisioned America caught up in presidential politics. In actuality, it tells the prophetic story of the rise of Donald Trump. Here Jesus returns to Earth, only to find himself pitted against his satanic stepbrother, Beelzebub, in a contest for the presidency and for the very soul of America. Who will win? Well, God only knows. But it's guaranteed to be unlike any political listen you've ever experienced before. Ever. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: 2020 or My Name is Jesus Christ and I'm Running for President Author: Timothy Cooper Narrator: Carl Feldman Format: Unabridged Length: 18 hrs and 55 mins Language: English Release date: 02-26-16 Publisher: Timothy Cooper Ratings: 2.5 of 5 out of 6 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A divine comedy about the redemption of America. Timothy Cooper's novel, 2020 or My Name Is Jesus Christ and I'm Running for President paints a hilariously envisioned America caught up in presidential politics. In actuality, it tells the prophetic story of the rise of Donald Trump. Here Jesus returns to Earth, only to find himself pitted against his satanic stepbrother, Beelzebub, in a contest for the presidency and for the very soul of America. Who will win? Well, God only knows. But it's guaranteed to be unlike any political listen you've ever experienced before. Ever. Members Reviews: Save your credit or your cash What would have made 2020 or My Name is Jesus Christ and I'm Running for President better? Another story, another writer Any additional comments? It was a lousy story with annoying repetitive dialogue that could have been cut by 75%in places. Made you want to scream "Enough already...we get it..move on". I could not finish it The premise sounded cute but in practice the writing was repetitive to the point of boredom. The narrator didn't do anything to help the story. In fact he made it worse. I really listen to a lot of books and review few because what isn't my cup of tea may not be yours. But I rarely leave a book unfinished. This one I just could not finish. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Red-Hot-Property-Audiobook/B00KQSR7ES Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Red Hot Property Subtitle: The Red Hot Novels, Book 1 Author: Devin O'Branagan Narrator: Rebecca Cook Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins Language: English Release date: 06-04-14 Publisher: Cornucopia Creations, Ltd. Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 17 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Molly O'Malley is a plucky rookie real estate agent who is learning to swim with the sharks at the town's most cutthroat agency. A former cocktail waitress, Molly uses her street savvy to avoid being eaten alive by vindictive office staff, neurotic colleagues, crazy clients, and an abundance of sexy men. A hilarious tale of a woman trying to become more than she believes possible, and discovering herself in the process. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Devin O'Branagan) Wed, 04 Jun 2014 11:00:18 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Red-Hot-Property-Audiobook/B00KQSR7ES thebookvoice.com 08:56:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Red Hot Property Subtitle: The Red Hot Novels, Book 1 Author: Devin O'Branagan Narrator: Rebecca Cook Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins Language: English Release date: 06-04-14 Publisher: Cornucopia Creations, Ltd. Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 17 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Molly O'Malley is a plucky rookie real estate agent who is learning to swim with the sharks at the town's most cutthroat agency. A former cocktail waitress, Molly uses her street savvy to avoid being eaten alive by vindictive office staff, neurotic colleagues, crazy clients, and an abundance of sexy men. A hilarious tale of a woman trying to become more than she believes possible, and discovering herself in the process. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Red Hot Property Subtitle: The Red Hot Novels, Book 1 Author: Devin O'Branagan Narrator: Rebecca Cook Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins Language: English Release date: 06-04-14 Publisher: Cornucopia Creations, Ltd. Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 17 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Molly O'Malley is a plucky rookie real estate agent who is learning to swim with the sharks at the town's most cutthroat agency. A former cocktail waitress, Molly uses her street savvy to avoid being eaten alive by vindictive office staff, neurotic colleagues, crazy clients, and an abundance of sexy men. A hilarious tale of a woman trying to become more than she believes possible, and discovering herself in the process. Members Reviews: Once I hit play, I couldn't quit listening! What did you love best about Red Hot Property? In Red Hot Property Devin OBranagan introduces richly dimensional characters and Rebecca Cook gives each one the perfect voice. Once I hit the play button, Rebeccas intimate delivery lulled me into a world where anything can happen. Between the authors amazing imagination and the narrators wonderful acting ability, the story became a personal experience. I laughed and cried. My spirit was roused and I emotionally connected to every character and circumstance. There is never a dull moment! Something interesting is always happening and now that it is over, I want more! Red Hot Property is smart, funny, joyful, insightful, and motivating, but it is NEVER predictable. I highly recommend this audiobook to anyone looking for the kind of experience that takes you on an emotional ride and leaves you ready for more. I so look forward to the sequel, Red Hot Liberty. outstanding Phew! Where do I start? I just finished this and my emotions are raw, the ending just broke my heart and ended up crying. No worries, the heroine is fine and she will find her HEA. I liked Molly most of the story, but towards the end I just wanted to slap her. It took her daughter's disappearance for her to come out of her head. I do commend her for coming to her senses and despite her rough beginnings she did turn her life around. The author gave us a really good story about the harsh realities of real estate business, the choices a single mother faces and Molly is one of the lucky ones. It is Val that really burrowed in my heart from the start, I will miss him terribly, he will be my book boyfriend in spirit. Great variety of secondary characters, some that I loved, some that I loved to hate. I found this book because the narrator, Rebecca Cook is one of my faves and she did an outstanding job as usual. The variety of voices, the passion, the feelings came across crystal clear along with the gender and age of the characters. Her rendition of Val was superb, I laughed ... and cried... and will miss his zest of life. My first Audible book has me hooked! If you could sum up Red Hot Property in three words, what would they be? Fun, heartfelt, exciting What was one of the most memorable moments of Red Hot Property? There is a scene of the agents taking a whirlwind tour of the properties the firm has listed. Hilarious! This whole book is full of great moments, really! Any additional comments? You don't have to know anything about the real estate business - I didn't - before pouring yourself a glass of tea, grabbing a Snuggie, and settling down to listen. The cast of characters in this drama/comedy/thriller/musical theater/romance of a book are over-the-top in the best sense of that expression. But they're also sometimes-frustratingly human (except for the dogs, but even they seem a bit human!) and always convincingly true. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Dear-Luke-We-Need-to-Talk-Darth-Audiobook/B00KNAP502 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Dear Luke, We Need to Talk, Darth Subtitle: And Other Pop Culture Correspondences Author: John Moe Narrator: John Moe Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins Language: English Release date: 06-10-14 Publisher: Random House Audio Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 14 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: We all know how Darth Vader shared his big secret with Luke Skywalker, but what if he had delivered the news in a handwritten note instead? And what if someone found that letter, as well as all of the drafts that landed in the Dark Lords trash can? In the riotously funny collection Dear Luke, We Need to Talk. Darth, John Moe finally reveals these lost notes alongside all the imagined letters, e-mails, text messages, and other correspondences your favorite pop culture icons never meant for you to see. From The Walking Dead to The Wizard of Oz, from Billy Joel to Breaking Bad, no reference escapes Moes imaginative wit and keen sense of nostalgia. Read Captain James T. Kirks lost log entries and Yelp reviews of The Bates Motel and Cheers. Peruse top-secret British intelligence files revealing the fates of Agents 001006, or Don Drapers cocktail recipe cards. Learn all of Jay-Zs 99 problems, as well as the complete rules of Fight Club, and then discover an all-points bulletin concerning Bon Jovi, wanted dead or alive - and much more. Like a like a bonus track to a favorite CD or a deleted scene from a cult movie, Dear Luke, We Need to Talk Darth offer a fresh twist on the pop culture classics we thought we knew by heart. You already know part of their story. Now find out the rest. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (John Moe) Tue, 10 Jun 2014 11:09:31 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Dear-Luke-We-Need-to-Talk-Darth-Audiobook/B00KNAP502 thebookvoice.com 06:49:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Dear Luke, We Need to Talk, Darth Subtitle: And Other Pop Culture Correspondences Author: John Moe Narrator: John Moe Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins Language: English Release date: 06-10-14 Publisher: Random House Audio Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 14 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: We all know how Darth Vader shared his big secret with Luke Skywalker, but what if he had delivered the news in a handwritten note instead? And what if someone found that letter, as well as all of the drafts that landed in the Dark Lords trash can? In the riotously funny collection Dear Luke, We Need to Talk. Darth, John Moe finally reveals these lost notes alongside all the imagined letters, e-mails, text messages, and other correspondences your favorite pop culture icons never meant for you to see. From The Walking Dead to The Wizard of Oz, from Billy Joel to Breaking Bad, no reference escapes Moes imaginative wit and keen sense of nostalgia. Read Captain James T. Kirks lost log entries and Yelp reviews of The Bates Motel and Cheers. Peruse top-secret British intelligence files revealing the fates of Agents 001006, or Don Drapers cocktail recipe cards. Learn all of Jay-Zs 99 problems, as well as the complete rules of Fight Club, and then discover an all-points bulletin concerning Bon Jovi, wanted dead or alive - and much more. Like a like a bonus track to a favorite CD or a deleted scene from a cult movie, Dear Luke, We Need to Talk Darth offer a fresh twist on the pop culture classics we thought we knew by heart. You already know part of their story. Now find out the rest. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Dear Luke, We Need to Talk, Darth Subtitle: And Other Pop Culture Correspondences Author: John Moe Narrator: John Moe Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins Language: English Release date: 06-10-14 Publisher: Random House Audio Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 14 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: We all know how Darth Vader shared his big secret with Luke Skywalker, but what if he had delivered the news in a handwritten note instead? And what if someone found that letter, as well as all of the drafts that landed in the Dark Lords trash can? In the riotously funny collection Dear Luke, We Need to Talk. Darth, John Moe finally reveals these lost notes alongside all the imagined letters, e-mails, text messages, and other correspondences your favorite pop culture icons never meant for you to see. From The Walking Dead to The Wizard of Oz, from Billy Joel to Breaking Bad, no reference escapes Moes imaginative wit and keen sense of nostalgia. Read Captain James T. Kirks lost log entries and Yelp reviews of The Bates Motel and Cheers. Peruse top-secret British intelligence files revealing the fates of Agents 001006, or Don Drapers cocktail recipe cards. Learn all of Jay-Zs 99 problems, as well as the complete rules of Fight Club, and then discover an all-points bulletin concerning Bon Jovi, wanted dead or alive - and much more. Like a like a bonus track to a favorite CD or a deleted scene from a cult movie, Dear Luke, We Need to Talk Darth offer a fresh twist on the pop culture classics we thought we knew by heart. You already know part of their story. Now find out the rest. Members Reviews: Laugh out loud funny. I was having a really bad day and was feeling pretty down (there was an unexpected boat explosion, what can I say). I bought this book with the hopes that it would cheer me up...and boy did it ever. This book is funny and insightful. If you love Mystery Science Theater 3000, you will enjoy this book. Terrific, funny, contains Fleetwood Mac Sweet fancy Jimothy, John Moe's outdone himself this time. I've been a fan for a while through Twitter and the Wits public radio show, but this book may be his best work yet. It's smart, funny, and good-natured, which is a rare treat. If you're an old fan worried about lingering effects of the boat explosion, don't. Moe is still as sharp as ever. Grab this book as soon as possible! Horovitz v Horovitz and the "right to party"? That alone is worth the cost of admission. Stories are inconsistently funny. Some of them are hysterical (see the extremely well written Supreme Court opinion from Horvitz v Horvitz on whether you have a right to party), some of them not so much. My suspicion is that everyone will have their favorites based on what aspects pop culture they grew up with. I'd highly recommend it though just for the ones that you will enjoy. You can skim the rest. Funny guy, funny book You should read and enjoy this humorous book by John Moe, a humorous human being who is also a professional humor-making person. Think of it this way: How sad would you be if you heard that Tim Duncan had been killed in a boat explosion? Very sad, right? Well, reading this book will give you the precise opposite of that emotion. better than radio I looked forward to this and was not disappointed. Though some of the pieces have shown up on Wits (or McSweeney's), I really like the changes in the book-version. At least one sketch that I think did not completely come together on the radio show really works nicely here. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Bedfellows-Audiobook/B009L90HB8 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Bedfellows Author: Bob Garfield Narrator: Alan Marriott Format: Unabridged Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins Language: English Release date: 10-16-12 Publisher: Brilliance Audio Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 12 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When a scandal cost him his high-paying job on Madison Avenue, ad man Jack Schiavone thought he could start over as a mattress discounter in beachfront Brooklyn. But his dream of a nice, quiet new life running a mattress store is about to get whacked. Theres a mob war brewing, and 'Mr. Mattress' quickly finds himself in the middle of it. The bad economy is killing the rackets, the Russians want a piece of whats left, and the local dons gorgeous black-sheep daughter, a straight-arrow legal aid attorney, is making Jack think seriously about settling down and joining the Family. With unforgettable characters - a slightly demented sandwich shop owner, a jealous lounge singer, and the worlds worst hit man (a.k.a. 'The Chiropractor') - this comedic crime thriller gives a whole new meaning to the term going to the mattresses. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Bob Garfield) Tue, 16 Oct 2012 07:33:05 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Bedfellows-Audiobook/B009L90HB8 thebookvoice.com 12:20:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Bedfellows Author: Bob Garfield Narrator: Alan Marriott Format: Unabridged Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins Language: English Release date: 10-16-12 Publisher: Brilliance Audio Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 12 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When a scandal cost him his high-paying job on Madison Avenue, ad man Jack Schiavone thought he could start over as a mattress discounter in beachfront Brooklyn. But his dream of a nice, quiet new life running a mattress store is about to get whacked. Theres a mob war brewing, and 'Mr. Mattress' quickly finds himself in the middle of it. The bad economy is killing the rackets, the Russians want a piece of whats left, and the local dons gorgeous black-sheep daughter, a straight-arrow legal aid attorney, is making Jack think seriously about settling down and joining the Family. With unforgettable characters - a slightly demented sandwich shop owner, a jealous lounge singer, and the worlds worst hit man (a.k.a. 'The Chiropractor') - this comedic crime thriller gives a whole new meaning to the term going to the mattresses. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Bedfellows Author: Bob Garfield Narrator: Alan Marriott Format: Unabridged Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins Language: English Release date: 10-16-12 Publisher: Brilliance Audio Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 12 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When a scandal cost him his high-paying job on Madison Avenue, ad man Jack Schiavone thought he could start over as a mattress discounter in beachfront Brooklyn. But his dream of a nice, quiet new life running a mattress store is about to get whacked. Theres a mob war brewing, and 'Mr. Mattress' quickly finds himself in the middle of it. The bad economy is killing the rackets, the Russians want a piece of whats left, and the local dons gorgeous black-sheep daughter, a straight-arrow legal aid attorney, is making Jack think seriously about settling down and joining the Family. With unforgettable characters - a slightly demented sandwich shop owner, a jealous lounge singer, and the worlds worst hit man (a.k.a. 'The Chiropractor') - this comedic crime thriller gives a whole new meaning to the term going to the mattresses. Members Reviews: If you like Bob Garfield's podcast persona, you'll probably enjoy his book I regularly listen to two podcasts Bob Garfield co-hosts, one on media and one on language. I enjoy them both. Thus, when this book was subtly recommended during one of them, i bought it without hesitation. While certainly entertaining, i can't really recommend the novel except as an airplane read or for other Bob Garfield fans. It's light and amusing, but also extremely campy and not remotely believable. And i'm not talking about technicalities of organized crime or anything like that, as i'd be in no position to vet such details. When i say it's 'not believable', i mean it's hard to imagine there exists, anywhere in the world, people who would make the series of decisions that are made in this book. A healthy dose of Suspension of Disbelief is needed. Did i laugh out loud while reading it? More than once. But did i also consider putting the book down because it was just too contrived? Probably more times than i laughed out loud. Laugh out loud funny Funniest book I have read in ages. It should definitely be made into a movie. Buy a copy of the book for yourself and send one to everyone you like especially people who remember the last vestiges of the Mob in New York City and especially around Brooklyn before gentrification. Mr. Garfield, surely you have another humorous novel brewing in your very talented brain. We await with anticipation of more midnight reader's guffaws. Mafia gone funny Sopranos meet the keystone goombas. A very funny and entertaining read. The plot does not develop until well into the book after a lot of character development. As the plot unfolds, it becomes more absurd with each page but it is so bizarre that it brings laughter. If you like mafioso here's one with a twist. The enforcers are far to humane to run the neighborhood and that's what gets them into trouble. It takes an outsider to come up with an idea to get them out of their own mess. He is either lucky or brilliant. Read it to find out.. Bedfellows: Hilariously developed and highly entertaining Organized crime isn't funny. That is unless you're writer and columnist Bob Garfield, and have a way of putting words and events into such an unreal real-world setting that can leave the reader in stitches at times. Then it becomes funny. And that's precisely what happens inBedfellows, an often quirky, sometimes snarky and thoroughly enjoyable novel about organized crime in Brooklyn, New York. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Monsieur-Pamplemousse-and-the-French-Solution-Audiobook/B002V5A4T4 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Monsieur Pamplemousse and the French Solution Author: Michael Bond Narrator: Bill Wallis Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins Language: English Release date: 05-15-09 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 31 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: In this latest adventure, they must get to the bottom of a mystery surrounding the tarnishing of the integrity of Le Guide - France's premier hotel and restaurant guide. What they couldn't anticipate was that the case would involve a nun who is in the habit of joining the Mile High Club... Critic Reviews: "Engaging mix of farce, detection and fine cuisine." (The Times, London) "Monsieur Pamplemousse and his faithful dog Pommes Frites are true and original comic inventions." (Guardian) bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Michael Bond) Fri, 15 May 2009 09:37:60 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Monsieur-Pamplemousse-and-the-French-Solution-Audiobook/B002V5A4T4 thebookvoice.com 06:08:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Monsieur Pamplemousse and the French Solution Author: Michael Bond Narrator: Bill Wallis Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins Language: English Release date: 05-15-09 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 31 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: In this latest adventure, they must get to the bottom of a mystery surrounding the tarnishing of the integrity of Le Guide - France's premier hotel and restaurant guide. What they couldn't anticipate was that the case would involve a nun who is in the habit of joining the Mile High Club... Critic Reviews: "Engaging mix of farce, detection and fine cuisine." (The Times, London) "Monsieur Pamplemousse and his faithful dog Pommes Frites are true and original comic inventions." (Guardian) Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Monsieur Pamplemousse and the French Solution Author: Michael Bond Narrator: Bill Wallis Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins Language: English Release date: 05-15-09 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 31 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: In this latest adventure, they must get to the bottom of a mystery surrounding the tarnishing of the integrity of Le Guide - France's premier hotel and restaurant guide. What they couldn't anticipate was that the case would involve a nun who is in the habit of joining the Mile High Club... Critic Reviews: "Engaging mix of farce, detection and fine cuisine." (The Times, London) "Monsieur Pamplemousse and his faithful dog Pommes Frites are true and original comic inventions." (Guardian) Members Reviews: Even a great author can have an off day I've read a number of the Monsieur Pamplemousse mysteries, and have found them to be fun, witty, and farcical. But I felt like this one never really took off. The characters are the same lovable creatures. Once again, Pamplemousse must rescue his boss from a disaster of his own making. All of the elements are there, but the story never really gels this time. If you are a first-time reader of this series, I'd suggest starting with a different book. Bill Wallis did a fine job of narration as he has done on the previous books. I sincerely hope that Audible is able to add some of the earlier books in this series. They are highly entertaining. I worry that this one might put listeners off of an otherwise entertaining series. Such a Disapointment I've listened to about three hours of this book so far and a plot has yet to take shape. The only thing Pamplemousse has done so far is liten to mostly is boss as well as a few coworkers yammer on about unrelated topics. I suspect that the topics become connected later on, but I'm not sticking around to find out. Pamplemousse is a bore, his boss is a moran and the dog hardly does anything at all. Zzzzzz. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Christmas-Pudding-Audiobook/B07734NYJC Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Christmas Pudding Author: Nancy Mitford Narrator: Kristin Atherton Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins Language: English Release date: 11-09-17 Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Penguin presents the audiobook edition of Christmas Pudding by Nancy Mitford, read by Kristin Atherton. The formidable, fox-hunting-obsessed Lady Bobbin has put together a Christmas house party at Compton Bobbin, including her rebellious daughter, Philadelphia; the girl's pompous suitor; a couple of children obsessed with newspaper death notices; and an aspiring writer whose deadly (in more ways than one) serious first novel has been acclaimed as the funniest book of the year, to his utter dismay. And then there is beautiful ex-courtesan Amabelle Fortescue and her group of guests staying in a nearby cottage.... As the house party starts to unravel, so the jokes increase: this is Nancy Mitford's second novel and one of her earliest forays into the world of the Bright Young Things. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Nancy Mitford) Thu, 09 Nov 2017 10:51:14 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Christmas-Pudding-Audiobook/B07734NYJC thebookvoice.com 06:46:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Christmas Pudding Author: Nancy Mitford Narrator: Kristin Atherton Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins Language: English Release date: 11-09-17 Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Penguin presents the audiobook edition of Christmas Pudding by Nancy Mitford, read by Kristin Atherton. The formidable, fox-hunting-obsessed Lady Bobbin has put together a Christmas house party at Compton Bobbin, including her rebellious daughter, Philadelphia; the girl's pompous suitor; a couple of children obsessed with newspaper death notices; and an aspiring writer whose deadly (in more ways than one) serious first novel has been acclaimed as the funniest book of the year, to his utter dismay. And then there is beautiful ex-courtesan Amabelle Fortescue and her group of guests staying in a nearby cottage.... As the house party starts to unravel, so the jokes increase: this is Nancy Mitford's second novel and one of her earliest forays into the world of the Bright Young Things. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Christmas Pudding Author: Nancy Mitford Narrator: Kristin Atherton Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins Language: English Release date: 11-09-17 Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Penguin presents the audiobook edition of Christmas Pudding by Nancy Mitford, read by Kristin Atherton. The formidable, fox-hunting-obsessed Lady Bobbin has put together a Christmas house party at Compton Bobbin, including her rebellious daughter, Philadelphia; the girl's pompous suitor; a couple of children obsessed with newspaper death notices; and an aspiring writer whose deadly (in more ways than one) serious first novel has been acclaimed as the funniest book of the year, to his utter dismay. And then there is beautiful ex-courtesan Amabelle Fortescue and her group of guests staying in a nearby cottage.... As the house party starts to unravel, so the jokes increase: this is Nancy Mitford's second novel and one of her earliest forays into the world of the Bright Young Things. Members Reviews: Five Stars Loved reading this again, a classic, much overlooked. Enjoyed and bought as a gift Familiar with her writing and have read before. Enjoyed and bought as a gift. Christmas Pudding This is Nancy Mitford's second novel and does feature some of the same characters as those who featured in her first book, "Highland Fling", although it is not a sequel and you do not need to have read that first for it to make sense. Although set during a Christmas house party, it is not particularly seasonal either, but is rather full of the minor intrigues and romances which Mitford delights in. There is a debut author, whose utterly serious novel has been hailed as a comic masterpiece, much to his distress; the fearsome Lady Bobbin and her children - beautiful but bored Philadelphia and the bizarrely named Bobby Bobbin, the charming Amabelle Fortescue and the return of Walter and Sally Monteath, a new MP who delights in the discovery he has (possibly) been targeted by bolsheviks, plus many others who delight in names such as Squibby, Biggy and Maydew... This is not Mitford's greatest novel, but, even not yet at her best, she is still better than most other writers. There are unsuitable love affairs, oddly pragmatic advice, bizarre characters and a lot of fun packed into this novel, which looks at the world Nancy Mitford knew imtimately and wrote about with such detail you feel almost nothing missed that sharp, satirical eye. Witty Fun This is sort of like an absurd, hilariously funny Jane Austen, set between the World Wars among England's Bright Young Things. Poor Paul Fotheringay has poured his heart and soul into a tragic novel--at its end his despondent hero and heroine fail even in their suicide attempt--but though the public adores his book they universally think it's the funniest thing they've ever read. Being cruelly misunderstood by his audience and his status-seeking, head-turningly beautiful fiancee is making him wretched, but Paul revives when he comes up with a new project, the biography of a little known nineteenth century poet. While he is passing himself off as an outdoorsy (as if!) tutor to research the mysterious poet Lady Maria Bobbin (her diaries are in the hands of a fanatically sporty descendant) hunts are mounted, parties are attended, games are played, alcohol is consumed and people fall in and out of love at a shocking rate. Mild amusement from Mitford This is not the best Mitford, but if you're a fan of hers, you'll want to read it anyway. The story is a little boring, and the satire is a bit subtler than her later work. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Cheese-Rustlers-Audiobook/B01LYKSQX3 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Cheese Rustlers Subtitle: Cheese Runners Trilogy, Book 2 Author: Chris A. Jackson Narrator: Jeffrey Breslauer Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 1 min Language: English Release date: 09-23-16 Publisher: Jaxbooks Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Harry Fische and the crew of the Limburger are back in action, and they're out to take the cheese. The evil alien Sploig have stolen a whole cheese factory, cows and all, and taken it off planet Earth. There's nothing to do but load up the Jiffy Whip and go after the cheese rustlers! But how do you find an ancient race of shape-shifting aliens who make even the Farfnians look like technological troglodytes? The answer? Pick a nice Carpoolian with lots of money, and run for public office! With the Limburger infested with shape-shifting aliens who can look like anyone or anything, nobody is safe. Are Harry and the crew hunting Sploig, or being hunted themselves? And when you finally catch a Sploig, what do you do with it? If you liked Cheese Runners, you'll love Cheese Rustlers! bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Chris A. Jackson) Fri, 23 Sep 2016 09:27:35 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Cheese-Rustlers-Audiobook/B01LYKSQX3 thebookvoice.com 06:01:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Cheese Rustlers Subtitle: Cheese Runners Trilogy, Book 2 Author: Chris A. Jackson Narrator: Jeffrey Breslauer Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 1 min Language: English Release date: 09-23-16 Publisher: Jaxbooks Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Harry Fische and the crew of the Limburger are back in action, and they're out to take the cheese. The evil alien Sploig have stolen a whole cheese factory, cows and all, and taken it off planet Earth. There's nothing to do but load up the Jiffy Whip and go after the cheese rustlers! But how do you find an ancient race of shape-shifting aliens who make even the Farfnians look like technological troglodytes? The answer? Pick a nice Carpoolian with lots of money, and run for public office! With the Limburger infested with shape-shifting aliens who can look like anyone or anything, nobody is safe. Are Harry and the crew hunting Sploig, or being hunted themselves? And when you finally catch a Sploig, what do you do with it? If you liked Cheese Runners, you'll love Cheese Rustlers! Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Cheese Rustlers Subtitle: Cheese Runners Trilogy, Book 2 Author: Chris A. Jackson Narrator: Jeffrey Breslauer Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 1 min Language: English Release date: 09-23-16 Publisher: Jaxbooks Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Harry Fische and the crew of the Limburger are back in action, and they're out to take the cheese. The evil alien Sploig have stolen a whole cheese factory, cows and all, and taken it off planet Earth. There's nothing to do but load up the Jiffy Whip and go after the cheese rustlers! But how do you find an ancient race of shape-shifting aliens who make even the Farfnians look like technological troglodytes? The answer? Pick a nice Carpoolian with lots of money, and run for public office! With the Limburger infested with shape-shifting aliens who can look like anyone or anything, nobody is safe. Are Harry and the crew hunting Sploig, or being hunted themselves? And when you finally catch a Sploig, what do you do with it? If you liked Cheese Runners, you'll love Cheese Rustlers! Members Reviews: Another Hilarious Adventure Don't even bother trying to guess what's going to happen next in this book. It's a hilarious roller coaster ride that takes us all over the galaxy! The twists and turns and plot surprises keep piling up in the second Cheese Runners book. The same great characters (and then some) from the first book are all back and in another adventure that'll leave you laughing. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Slow-Waltz-of-Turtles-Audiobook/B01M65S257 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Slow Waltz of Turtles Subtitle: Josephine Series, Book 2 Author: Katherine Pancol Narrator: C.S.E Cooney Format: Unabridged Length: 13 hrs and 18 mins Language: English Release date: 11-01-16 Publisher: Tantor Audio Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 3 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Forty-something mother of two Josephine Cortès is at a crossroads. She has just moved to a posh new apartment in Paris after the success of the historical novel she ghostwrote for her sister, Iris. Still struggling with her divorce - the result of her husband running off to Kenya to start a crocodile farm with his mistress - she is now entangled too in a messy lie orchestrated by her sister. And just when things seem they can't get any more complicated, people start turning up dead in her neighborhood. As Josephine struggles to find her voice and her confidence amidst a messy web of relationships and a string of murders, she and those around her must learn to push on with determination, like headstrong little turtles learning to dance slowly in a world that's too violent and moving too fast. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Katherine Pancol) Tue, 01 Nov 2016 18:50:18 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Slow-Waltz-of-Turtles-Audiobook/B01M65S257 thebookvoice.com 13:18:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Slow Waltz of Turtles Subtitle: Josephine Series, Book 2 Author: Katherine Pancol Narrator: C.S.E Cooney Format: Unabridged Length: 13 hrs and 18 mins Language: English Release date: 11-01-16 Publisher: Tantor Audio Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 3 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Forty-something mother of two Josephine Cortès is at a crossroads. She has just moved to a posh new apartment in Paris after the success of the historical novel she ghostwrote for her sister, Iris. Still struggling with her divorce - the result of her husband running off to Kenya to start a crocodile farm with his mistress - she is now entangled too in a messy lie orchestrated by her sister. And just when things seem they can't get any more complicated, people start turning up dead in her neighborhood. As Josephine struggles to find her voice and her confidence amidst a messy web of relationships and a string of murders, she and those around her must learn to push on with determination, like headstrong little turtles learning to dance slowly in a world that's too violent and moving too fast. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Slow Waltz of Turtles Subtitle: Josephine Series, Book 2 Author: Katherine Pancol Narrator: C.S.E Cooney Format: Unabridged Length: 13 hrs and 18 mins Language: English Release date: 11-01-16 Publisher: Tantor Audio Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 3 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Forty-something mother of two Josephine Cortès is at a crossroads. She has just moved to a posh new apartment in Paris after the success of the historical novel she ghostwrote for her sister, Iris. Still struggling with her divorce - the result of her husband running off to Kenya to start a crocodile farm with his mistress - she is now entangled too in a messy lie orchestrated by her sister. And just when things seem they can't get any more complicated, people start turning up dead in her neighborhood. As Josephine struggles to find her voice and her confidence amidst a messy web of relationships and a string of murders, she and those around her must learn to push on with determination, like headstrong little turtles learning to dance slowly in a world that's too violent and moving too fast. Members Reviews: Book of extremes Every main and secondary character extreme. Main character widow of man eaten (?) By alligator. She was left to drown by her mother Her depressed sister gets her to write a book and say her (depressed) sister wrote it. She loves her sister's husband and her lover has schizophrenia. She is neatly killed by a maniac and doesn't report it. Fantastic read. This author mesmerizes me with her writing. The characters are charming, and I got invested in their stories. Hoping for a release of the 3rd book in an English translation. I don't want to have to learn French in order to find out the fate of the family!!!! Enjoyable reading! Fast easy reading. Good plot. Great vacation reading book. Take it with you and enjoy those down times or moments of quiet relaxing. I enjoyed the characters and the book as a whole. wonderful, fabulous Peachy, wonderful, fabulous, couldn't live without it!!! Loved it Liked it alot. Good sequel. Ended was a little forced and rushed but I'd still give it a 4star. Will read the next book. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Poor-Advice-and-Other-Stories-Audiobook/B018YIGHAG Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Poor Advice and Other Stories Author: Lou Gaglia Narrator: Steve Blizin, Cheryl Blizin Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins Language: English Release date: 12-07-15 Publisher: Spring to Mountain Press Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: An awful poet, dumped by his girlfriend, roams through Italy, where he clearly doesn't belong; an oil delivery man falls in love with a clumsy woman and becomes even clumsier than she is; and a six-year-old and his father kill over 200 flies at a horse farm while the father wonders about life and death. Poor Advice and Other Stories, with its mix of the serious and the absurd, reveals Lou Gaglia's humor, imagination, and range. A man avoids paying a World Series bet to a dying old woman; a vindictive whale chases after movie stars; and a man is jealous of his brother-in-law's ventriloquist dummy. Find these stories and many others in Mr. Gaglia's debut book. Lou Gaglia puts the entertainment back in literary fiction. Many of his characters seem laughable and misguided in their fumbling ways, but the listener will come to love them for their heart-warming innocence. You will laugh, you will cry, but mostly you will go away remembering his vivid characters, his spot-on dialogue, and his varying modes of conveying the stories in this unique collection, all of which reflect the talents of an outstanding fiction writer. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Lou Gaglia) Mon, 07 Dec 2015 14:46:27 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Poor-Advice-and-Other-Stories-Audiobook/B018YIGHAG thebookvoice.com 06:06:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Poor Advice and Other Stories Author: Lou Gaglia Narrator: Steve Blizin, Cheryl Blizin Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins Language: English Release date: 12-07-15 Publisher: Spring to Mountain Press Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: An awful poet, dumped by his girlfriend, roams through Italy, where he clearly doesn't belong; an oil delivery man falls in love with a clumsy woman and becomes even clumsier than she is; and a six-year-old and his father kill over 200 flies at a horse farm while the father wonders about life and death. Poor Advice and Other Stories, with its mix of the serious and the absurd, reveals Lou Gaglia's humor, imagination, and range. A man avoids paying a World Series bet to a dying old woman; a vindictive whale chases after movie stars; and a man is jealous of his brother-in-law's ventriloquist dummy. Find these stories and many others in Mr. Gaglia's debut book. Lou Gaglia puts the entertainment back in literary fiction. Many of his characters seem laughable and misguided in their fumbling ways, but the listener will come to love them for their heart-warming innocence. You will laugh, you will cry, but mostly you will go away remembering his vivid characters, his spot-on dialogue, and his varying modes of conveying the stories in this unique collection, all of which reflect the talents of an outstanding fiction writer. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Poor Advice and Other Stories Author: Lou Gaglia Narrator: Steve Blizin, Cheryl Blizin Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins Language: English Release date: 12-07-15 Publisher: Spring to Mountain Press Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: An awful poet, dumped by his girlfriend, roams through Italy, where he clearly doesn't belong; an oil delivery man falls in love with a clumsy woman and becomes even clumsier than she is; and a six-year-old and his father kill over 200 flies at a horse farm while the father wonders about life and death. Poor Advice and Other Stories, with its mix of the serious and the absurd, reveals Lou Gaglia's humor, imagination, and range. A man avoids paying a World Series bet to a dying old woman; a vindictive whale chases after movie stars; and a man is jealous of his brother-in-law's ventriloquist dummy. Find these stories and many others in Mr. Gaglia's debut book. Lou Gaglia puts the entertainment back in literary fiction. Many of his characters seem laughable and misguided in their fumbling ways, but the listener will come to love them for their heart-warming innocence. You will laugh, you will cry, but mostly you will go away remembering his vivid characters, his spot-on dialogue, and his varying modes of conveying the stories in this unique collection, all of which reflect the talents of an outstanding fiction writer. Members Reviews: It's not 'Poor Advice' at all! What made the experience of listening to Poor Advice and Other Stories the most enjoyable? A mix of funny, quirky offbeat tales and more introspective stories about life and love made this a very engaging listen. The use of character voices really helped make the stories come alive, and made you feel like these were people you knew. Who was your favorite character and why? The Russian character Ivan from The Spy and the Priest was my favorite. The dialogue was ridiculous and hilarious, and he took himself so seriously with the thick Russian accent - I cracked up and had to replay some passages over and over. Which character as performed by Steve Blizin and Cheryl Blizin was your favorite? See above - Ivan was really the standout among several extremely likable characters Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you? It's hard to pick one because there are 2 stories that I found very moving personally. "Squeezing the Boots" seems like an odd title, but it's a very emotional story about adulthood's responsibilities, starting one's own family and missing the guidance of a father who recently passed away at an all too early age. It brought tears to my eyes as I could relate to missing my own dad during pivotal parts of my adulthood, longing for his advice and mourning the fact the he missed out on so much of my children's lives. "This is My Montauk" is also a very moving story about friendship, family, the fragility of life, and the ties that keep us rooted to our sense of "place." One of the main characters gets an unexpected life lesson and in a way it's a cautionary tale reminding us to be kind to our fellow man and appreciate our lives while we're here. Any additional comments? The mix of stories was very well balanced and made for a very entertaining listen. Mr. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Therein-Lies-the-Problem-Audiobook/B017RUAI3Y Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Therein Lies the Problem Author: Steve Dupont Narrator: Douglas Thornton Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins Language: English Release date: 11-10-15 Publisher: Steve Dupont Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 14 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The American Dream is dead. It is a nation desperate for change, which might explain how a man like Lester Ginn - huckster, hypnotist, swordsman, self-proclaimed visionary - could rally support for his own grandiose notion of utopia...The Pyramid. From the hardscrabble streets of Queens, New York to the semi-post-apocalyptic Glass Desert of Nevada, we ride Lester's ever-flapping coattails as he careens through time and space, ultimately lording over the world's largest man-made structure (The Pyramid), along with the boldest sociological experiment ever attempted. Critics have called Therein Lies the Problem a dizzying kaleidoscope of characters and an absurdist juggernaut, for good reason. Dupont weaves a crazy quilt indeed, with many unexpected twists and turns - swordplay, gunplay, chimpanzees sailing pirate ships through the desert...Like a bullet train the narrative hurtles forward relentlessly, yet often affords its listeners lovely, tranquil, even heartrending vistas of a forlorn landscape scrolling by in the distance. So buckle up and enjoy the ride - not only with Lester, but a motley cast of characters as quirky and complicated as they are lovable, all brought to life in a tour de force performance by narrator/actor Doug Thornton. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Steve Dupont) Tue, 10 Nov 2015 11:33:21 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Therein-Lies-the-Problem-Audiobook/B017RUAI3Y thebookvoice.com 10:23:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Therein Lies the Problem Author: Steve Dupont Narrator: Douglas Thornton Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins Language: English Release date: 11-10-15 Publisher: Steve Dupont Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 14 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The American Dream is dead. It is a nation desperate for change, which might explain how a man like Lester Ginn - huckster, hypnotist, swordsman, self-proclaimed visionary - could rally support for his own grandiose notion of utopia...The Pyramid. From the hardscrabble streets of Queens, New York to the semi-post-apocalyptic Glass Desert of Nevada, we ride Lester's ever-flapping coattails as he careens through time and space, ultimately lording over the world's largest man-made structure (The Pyramid), along with the boldest sociological experiment ever attempted. Critics have called Therein Lies the Problem a dizzying kaleidoscope of characters and an absurdist juggernaut, for good reason. Dupont weaves a crazy quilt indeed, with many unexpected twists and turns - swordplay, gunplay, chimpanzees sailing pirate ships through the desert...Like a bullet train the narrative hurtles forward relentlessly, yet often affords its listeners lovely, tranquil, even heartrending vistas of a forlorn landscape scrolling by in the distance. So buckle up and enjoy the ride - not only with Lester, but a motley cast of characters as quirky and complicated as they are lovable, all brought to life in a tour de force performance by narrator/actor Doug Thornton. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Therein Lies the Problem Author: Steve Dupont Narrator: Douglas Thornton Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins Language: English Release date: 11-10-15 Publisher: Steve Dupont Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 14 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The American Dream is dead. It is a nation desperate for change, which might explain how a man like Lester Ginn - huckster, hypnotist, swordsman, self-proclaimed visionary - could rally support for his own grandiose notion of utopia...The Pyramid. From the hardscrabble streets of Queens, New York to the semi-post-apocalyptic Glass Desert of Nevada, we ride Lester's ever-flapping coattails as he careens through time and space, ultimately lording over the world's largest man-made structure (The Pyramid), along with the boldest sociological experiment ever attempted. Critics have called Therein Lies the Problem a dizzying kaleidoscope of characters and an absurdist juggernaut, for good reason. Dupont weaves a crazy quilt indeed, with many unexpected twists and turns - swordplay, gunplay, chimpanzees sailing pirate ships through the desert...Like a bullet train the narrative hurtles forward relentlessly, yet often affords its listeners lovely, tranquil, even heartrending vistas of a forlorn landscape scrolling by in the distance. So buckle up and enjoy the ride - not only with Lester, but a motley cast of characters as quirky and complicated as they are lovable, all brought to life in a tour de force performance by narrator/actor Doug Thornton. Members Reviews: I laughed, I cried what a wild ride! Okay, full disclosure here. I share a name with the author of the book because well, I am the author of the book. But if politicians get to vote for themselves I figured I was entitled to leave myself a nice review. In all honesty and seriousness though, I will tell you this: My expectations going into this project were great indeed, as I felt given its madcap protagonist Lester Ginn and motley supporting cast of characters, it lent it self quite well to a performance medium. In fact, I first wrote the story as a screenplay, as for a feature length film -- and a big budget one at that! Then, using that as a sort of outline, I fleshed out the entire novel, a process which took almost 10 years and nearly drove me insane. Anyway, I was thrilled to find an immense talent like Doug Thornton to narrate the book, but when he started feeding me the produced chapters, I listened with great trepidation. Not because I was afraid Doug wouldn't do justice to the work, but because I was afraid the work wasn't really any good to begin with! Well, thank God I my fears were quickly put to rest. The story came to life in a way I never could have imagined, in full technicolor, transcending the words I put down in black and white years ago. And yes, I did laugh. And yes, I did cry. I think you will greatly enjoy this audiobook. Please give it a listen. Thanks, Steve Very Entertaining Book This is one very entertaining book, great for my commute and also while doing mundane work around the house. Great story, great author give it a read. Clever and Insightful Would you consider the audio edition of Therein Lies the Problem to be better than the print version? I'm sure the narrator added a lot to my enjoyment of the book. What was one of the most memorable moments of Therein Lies the Problem? Lester was making dinner for some lady... and acting completely erratic. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Off-the-Reservation-Audiobook/B0172CMCYU Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Off the Reservation Subtitle: A Novel Author: Glen Merzer Narrator: Gary Tiedemann Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins Language: English Release date: 10-26-15 Publisher: Vivid Thoughts Press Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 13 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: In a narrative rich in humor and uproarious dialogue, Off the Reservation explores modern presidential politics and whether honesty can find a place within it. Congressman Evan Gorgoni of Bloomington, IN, has served eight terms in a dysfunctional Congress and reached his limits of frustration. A medical event brings on the epiphany that there is no point in continuing to serve. But his frank expression on Meet the Press of his rationale for ending his political career is met with the unbidden call that he seek the White House - an unlikely destination for a vegan congressman with a disdain for political posturing. If he's going to do it, he's going to do it as no one has done it before.... bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Glen Merzer) Mon, 26 Oct 2015 20:10:36 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Off-the-Reservation-Audiobook/B0172CMCYU thebookvoice.com 05:40:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Off the Reservation Subtitle: A Novel Author: Glen Merzer Narrator: Gary Tiedemann Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins Language: English Release date: 10-26-15 Publisher: Vivid Thoughts Press Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 13 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: In a narrative rich in humor and uproarious dialogue, Off the Reservation explores modern presidential politics and whether honesty can find a place within it. Congressman Evan Gorgoni of Bloomington, IN, has served eight terms in a dysfunctional Congress and reached his limits of frustration. A medical event brings on the epiphany that there is no point in continuing to serve. But his frank expression on Meet the Press of his rationale for ending his political career is met with the unbidden call that he seek the White House - an unlikely destination for a vegan congressman with a disdain for political posturing. If he's going to do it, he's going to do it as no one has done it before.... Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Off the Reservation Subtitle: A Novel Author: Glen Merzer Narrator: Gary Tiedemann Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins Language: English Release date: 10-26-15 Publisher: Vivid Thoughts Press Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 13 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: In a narrative rich in humor and uproarious dialogue, Off the Reservation explores modern presidential politics and whether honesty can find a place within it. Congressman Evan Gorgoni of Bloomington, IN, has served eight terms in a dysfunctional Congress and reached his limits of frustration. A medical event brings on the epiphany that there is no point in continuing to serve. But his frank expression on Meet the Press of his rationale for ending his political career is met with the unbidden call that he seek the White House - an unlikely destination for a vegan congressman with a disdain for political posturing. If he's going to do it, he's going to do it as no one has done it before.... Members Reviews: A Democratic Trump-A Political Comedy for Everyone What made the experience of listening to Off the Reservation the most enjoyable? The narrator has a clear, lively voice that matches the story perfectly. His delivery is witty. The story is brilliantly funny. It captures today's political frustration with Washington politics. The story makes penetrating political observations while remaining light-hearted. What did you like best about this story? It is totally hilarious and incredibly entertaining. I was laughing so much that my husband came into the kitchen from to join me in listening. This story is like a much smarter version of the movie "Bulworth." Which scene was your favorite? The television interview where Congressman Gorgoni commits political suicide. Or the conversation between the liberal Congressman and the Republican boy dating his daughter. That was hilarious. Who was the most memorable character of Off the Reservation and why? The main character Evan Gorgoni is pretty memorable. He is a politician that is tired of politics. He is a man that wants to be true to himself despite the political cost, and he finds himself forced to run for president. The Republican kid is also a memorable minor character, and I liked the dog named Filibuster. Any additional comments? I received this book free in exchange for an honest review. It is awesome. Try it, you'll love it. Real commentary in a fun easy listen Off the reservation makes you wish Gorgoni would jump out of the page and run in real life. I didnt always agree with some of the things Gorgoni said. Some of the things he focused on were weird (spoiler alert: stickers on fruit make a campaign appearance). Despite this I still loved his character. Some of the speeches in this book are not only funny, but bring up real issues (none of the distraction politics we are getting used to now). The narrator does a good job. The press conferences and speeches especially sound like you are listening to a real person. I received this book at no charge in exchange for an honest review. Way Off The Reservation-Only .5 Before Giving Up I RARELY turn off a book before finishing, *especially when I've been asked to listen to it in exchange for an unbiased review-as was the case here. I HATE writing less than glowing reviews. I believe it takes a lot of work, time and effort to put a book out there and one is very brave to do it. My 2 .... This is billed as a humorous book, making fun of today's government. However, it begins with the premise that Republicans want to throw the elderly, disabled & sick kids out on the street, hate the environment, clinging to God and guns. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Deleted-E-Mails-of-Hillary-Clinton-Audiobook/B015HQB56O Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Deleted E-Mails of Hillary Clinton Subtitle: A Parody Author: John Moe Narrator: John Moe, Kimberly Farr, Jim Meskimen, full cast Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 41 mins Language: English Release date: 09-22-15 Publisher: Random House Audio Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The explosive secret emails Hillary Clinton doesn't want you to read. (Or maybe she does.... She's crafty like that.) Remember that time Hillary Clinton admitted that she deleted thousands of emails from her ultra-secret personal email address while Secretary of State? Thousands of emails, she claimed, about her daughter's wedding? Well, people aren't buying it: "Hiding the truth" says The New York Post. "Conspiracy or incompetence?" asks Al-Jazeera. "Hillary Clinton Don't Give a Sh--t" claims Wonkette. Clearly, these emails need to be released immediately. Now, thanks to John Moe and WikiLoox, the lost messages have been retrieved and placed in this dossier. For the first time, we'll get a look inside HRC's well-coiffed head, reading intimate conversations with family (Bill, Chelsea), friends (Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Oprah, Beyonce), and frenemies (Obama, Palin, Putin) alike. We'll also learn essential details about her private life, from her pop-culture obsessions to her thoughts on yoga, baking cookies, Scandal, and much more. Make no mistake - this is an audiobook of critical national importance. Following her journey from mother of the bride to commandress-in-chief, we'll see how HRC handles the most challenging situations she might face in the White House, including how to respond to people who "reply all" to emails and how to wrangle pantsuit retailers as they compete, with increasing desperation, for her attention. Along the way we will finally get the portrait we need - the one our country deserves - of the woman we may soon call "Madam President". Read by Sarah Scott, Robin Rae Eller, Kimberly Farr, Jim Meskimen, and John Moe. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (John Moe) Tue, 22 Sep 2015 14:06:51 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Deleted-E-Mails-of-Hillary-Clinton-Audiobook/B015HQB56O thebookvoice.com 02:41:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Deleted E-Mails of Hillary Clinton Subtitle: A Parody Author: John Moe Narrator: John Moe, Kimberly Farr, Jim Meskimen, full cast Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 41 mins Language: English Release date: 09-22-15 Publisher: Random House Audio Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The explosive secret emails Hillary Clinton doesn't want you to read. (Or maybe she does.... She's crafty like that.) Remember that time Hillary Clinton admitted that she deleted thousands of emails from her ultra-secret personal email address while Secretary of State? Thousands of emails, she claimed, about her daughter's wedding? Well, people aren't buying it: "Hiding the truth" says The New York Post. "Conspiracy or incompetence?" asks Al-Jazeera. "Hillary Clinton Don't Give a Sh--t" claims Wonkette. Clearly, these emails need to be released immediately. Now, thanks to John Moe and WikiLoox, the lost messages have been retrieved and placed in this dossier. For the first time, we'll get a look inside HRC's well-coiffed head, reading intimate conversations with family (Bill, Chelsea), friends (Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Oprah, Beyonce), and frenemies (Obama, Palin, Putin) alike. We'll also learn essential details about her private life, from her pop-culture obsessions to her thoughts on yoga, baking cookies, Scandal, and much more. Make no mistake - this is an audiobook of critical national importance. Following her journey from mother of the bride to commandress-in-chief, we'll see how HRC handles the most challenging situations she might face in the White House, including how to respond to people who "reply all" to emails and how to wrangle pantsuit retailers as they compete, with increasing desperation, for her attention. Along the way we will finally get the portrait we need - the one our country deserves - of the woman we may soon call "Madam President". Read by Sarah Scott, Robin Rae Eller, Kimberly Farr, Jim Meskimen, and John Moe. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Deleted E-Mails of Hillary Clinton Subtitle: A Parody Author: John Moe Narrator: John Moe, Kimberly Farr, Jim Meskimen, full cast Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 41 mins Language: English Release date: 09-22-15 Publisher: Random House Audio Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The explosive secret emails Hillary Clinton doesn't want you to read. (Or maybe she does.... She's crafty like that.) Remember that time Hillary Clinton admitted that she deleted thousands of emails from her ultra-secret personal email address while Secretary of State? Thousands of emails, she claimed, about her daughter's wedding? Well, people aren't buying it: "Hiding the truth" says The New York Post. "Conspiracy or incompetence?" asks Al-Jazeera. "Hillary Clinton Don't Give a Sh--t" claims Wonkette. Clearly, these emails need to be released immediately. Now, thanks to John Moe and WikiLoox, the lost messages have been retrieved and placed in this dossier. For the first time, we'll get a look inside HRC's well-coiffed head, reading intimate conversations with family (Bill, Chelsea), friends (Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Oprah, Beyonce), and frenemies (Obama, Palin, Putin) alike. We'll also learn essential details about her private life, from her pop-culture obsessions to her thoughts on yoga, baking cookies, Scandal, and much more. Make no mistake - this is an audiobook of critical national importance. Following her journey from mother of the bride to commandress-in-chief, we'll see how HRC handles the most challenging situations she might face in the White House, including how to respond to people who "reply all" to emails and how to wrangle pantsuit retailers as they compete, with increasing desperation, for her attention. Along the way we will finally get the portrait we need - the one our country deserves - of the woman we may soon call "Madam President". Read by Sarah Scott, Robin Rae Eller, Kimberly Farr, Jim Meskimen, and John Moe. Members Reviews: For all Hillary fans everywhere...a look inside her hard-drive... Now, you too can get the inside into the deep, dark mystery of Hillary's emails...and all without the help of the FBI! All the truth that's fits into the tongue-in-cheek...okay, maybe some of it's not true...but, hey, that's the way Hillary plays it. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Indiscretions-of-Archie-Audiobook/B002UZN20I Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Indiscretions of Archie Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Frederick Davidson Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins Language: English Release date: 10-26-00 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 58 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "I think the Cosmopolis is a bally rotten hotel!" Having made a bitter enemy of Daniel Brewster, owner of New York's Hotel Cosmopolis, Archie Moffam (fresh from England) checks out and heads south, where he woos and weds one Lucille Brewster...little thinking. Back at the Hotel Cosmopolis, Archie once again finds himself confronted by Mr. Brewster, who resembles nothing so much as a "man-eating fish." And then the fun begins... (P)1997 by Blackstone Audiobooks bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (P. G. Wodehouse) Thu, 26 Oct 2000 02:07:24 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Indiscretions-of-Archie-Audiobook/B002UZN20I thebookvoice.com 07:38:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Indiscretions of Archie Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Frederick Davidson Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins Language: English Release date: 10-26-00 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 58 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "I think the Cosmopolis is a bally rotten hotel!" Having made a bitter enemy of Daniel Brewster, owner of New York's Hotel Cosmopolis, Archie Moffam (fresh from England) checks out and heads south, where he woos and weds one Lucille Brewster...little thinking. Back at the Hotel Cosmopolis, Archie once again finds himself confronted by Mr. Brewster, who resembles nothing so much as a "man-eating fish." And then the fun begins... (P)1997 by Blackstone Audiobooks Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Indiscretions of Archie Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Frederick Davidson Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins Language: English Release date: 10-26-00 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 58 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "I think the Cosmopolis is a bally rotten hotel!" Having made a bitter enemy of Daniel Brewster, owner of New York's Hotel Cosmopolis, Archie Moffam (fresh from England) checks out and heads south, where he woos and weds one Lucille Brewster...little thinking. Back at the Hotel Cosmopolis, Archie once again finds himself confronted by Mr. Brewster, who resembles nothing so much as a "man-eating fish." And then the fun begins... (P)1997 by Blackstone Audiobooks Members Reviews: Still Delightful after a Century Archie Mahoom (pronounced "Moom"), is a typical Wodehouse character--a member of the British upper classes, educated at Eton and Oxford, with no apparent professional skills. After serving in the infantry in World War I, Archie has to figure out what to do with himself. Hoping for better prospects, he comes to the United States and visits some friends of his family. On the trip he meets--and promptly marries--Lucille Brewster, the daughter of a wealthy New York hotel owner. The young couple stays at the hotel wihile Archie looks for work. Neither Archie nor his father-in-law knows what exactly Lucille sees in Archie. Readers wonder too, since Archie is not an intellectual giant and seems to be going nowhere in particular in life. But as the book proceeds, we find that Archie has some fine qualities. He is outgoing and kind hearted , totally devoted to his wife, and quick to lend assistance to others. Among those he helps are a fellow veteran who, because of a war injury, cannot remember his name or anything that happened to him before the war. There are lots of grim books about war veterans struggling to adjust to civilian life. This, of course, is not one of them. Rather than a chronicle of PTSD, it is a classic sitcom. Laughter may have been what people needed most of all after the First World War. We can still use some now. A very early, less-than-mature work from the Master This book's greatest value is that it provides insight into where the genius Wodehouse was early in his writing career. The flaws are too numerous to mention and the gems are few and far between. This book appears to have been complied from a series of loosely connected short stories based around a single, not-well-defined character. If I were an editor, I'm not sure I would recognize the latent genius of the author if I didn't know better. I don't think this book is even as well-written as Wodehouse's "Mike" school stories. It's not Bertie and Jeeves, but it's not bad This early Wodehouse novel, first published in 1921, is a fast, enjoyable read. It is, I think, the only appearance of Archie Moffam and it's easy to see why. Although the book provides a good display of Wodehouse's brilliant use of language and ingenious plotting, Archie is very similar to, but not as good as, Bertie Wooster -- Wodehouse's finest creation. Like Bertie, Archie is a bumbler and something less than a mental giant. He is also plagued by an obnoxious relative; in Archie's case, his father-in-law, rather than Bertie's infamous aunts. Part of the problem is that Archie, although English, lives in New York City, in a hotel suite provided by his American father-in-law. Most of Bertie's stories are set in England. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Myriam-Leroy-Dan-Gagnon-Gratuitement-Saison-1-2-Audiobook/B075ZWZ5Z4 Écoutez ce livre audio dans son intégralité gratuitement sur https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titre: Myriam Leroy (Dan Gagnon Gratuitement - Saison 1, 2) Auteur: Dan Gagnon Narrateur: Dan Gagnon, Myriam Leroy Format: Unabridged Durée: 1 hr and 3 mins Langue: Français Date de publication: 10-09-17 Éditeur: Dan Gagnon Gratuitement Genres: Fiction, Humor Résumé de l'éditeur: Myriam Leroy "n'aime pas l'humour". Et pourtant, elle publie un livre dans la catégorie "humour" le 11 octobre : Les bobos, la révolution sans effort. Elle nous parle de son agoraphobie, son départ de Pure FM et nous explique pourquoi, selon elle, les femmes sont moins drôles que les hommes. ©2012 Daniel Gagnon (P)2012 Daniel Gagnon bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Dan Gagnon) Mon, 09 Oct 2017 19:41:42 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Myriam-Leroy-Dan-Gagnon-Gratuitement-Saison-1-2-Audiobook/B075ZWZ5Z4 thebookvoice.com 01:03:00 no Écoutez gratuitement ce titre en entier sur thebookvoice.com Écoutez ce livre audio dans son intégralité gratuitement sur https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titre: Myriam Leroy (Dan Gagnon Gratuitement - Saison 1, 2) Auteur: Dan Gagnon Narrateur: Dan Gagnon, Myriam Leroy Format: Unabridged Durée: 1 hr and 3 mins Langue: Français Date de publication: 10-09-17 Éditeur: Dan Gagnon Gratuitement Genres: Fiction, Humor Résumé de l'éditeur: Myriam Leroy "n'aime pas l'humour". Et pourtant, elle publie un livre dans la catégorie "humour" le 11 octobre : Les bobos, la révolution sans effort. Elle nous parle de son agoraphobie, son départ de Pure FM et nous explique pourquoi, selon elle, les femmes sont moins drôles que les hommes. ©2012 Daniel Gagnon (P)2012 Daniel Gagnon Écoutez ce livre audio dans son intégralité gratuitement sur https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titre: Myriam Leroy (Dan Gagnon Gratuitement - Saison 1, 2) Auteur: Dan Gagnon Narrateur: Dan Gagnon, Myriam Leroy Format: Unabridged Durée: 1 hr and 3 mins Langue: Français Date de publication: 10-09-17 Éditeur: Dan Gagnon Gratuitement Genres: Fiction, Humor Résumé de l'éditeur: Myriam Leroy "n'aime pas l'humour". Et pourtant, elle publie un livre dans la catégorie "humour" le 11 octobre : Les bobos, la révolution sans effort. Elle nous parle de son agoraphobie, son départ de Pure FM et nous explique pourquoi, selon elle, les femmes sont moins drôles que les hommes. ©2012 Daniel Gagnon (P)2012 Daniel Gagnon https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Happily-Divorced-or-How-to-Rob-the-Robber-Audiobook/B074N9ZLVS Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Happily Divorced, or How to Rob the Robber Author: Benn Flore Narrator: Adam Naranjo Format: Unabridged Length: 23 mins Language: English Release date: 08-10-17 Publisher: Florad Publishing Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 6 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: After 40 years of troublesome marriages, two 65-year-old men are happily divorced but broke. Their future may last only five years. They decide to rob the robber. When he turns 65 years old, grumpy old Harold's strenuous life grows even worse. His future may last only five years. He just got divorced and is broke, and, what's worse, he meets fusspot old George outside the courtroom. He, too, just got divorced. They rent a four-bedroom flat together with dull mate Michael. Lively George decides to rob the Mafia, with the help of Michael. Harold does not want to steal on principle. However, when Harold discovers they stole a suitcase full of newspapers instead of money, he gets angry. The Mafia itself obviously swapped the suitcases and robbed the robber before they did. Unbelievably, George is in shock. So now grumpy Harold takes the lead. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Benn Flore) Thu, 10 Aug 2017 07:12:58 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Happily-Divorced-or-How-to-Rob-the-Robber-Audiobook/B074N9ZLVS thebookvoice.com 00:23:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Happily Divorced, or How to Rob the Robber Author: Benn Flore Narrator: Adam Naranjo Format: Unabridged Length: 23 mins Language: English Release date: 08-10-17 Publisher: Florad Publishing Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 6 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: After 40 years of troublesome marriages, two 65-year-old men are happily divorced but broke. Their future may last only five years. They decide to rob the robber. When he turns 65 years old, grumpy old Harold's strenuous life grows even worse. His future may last only five years. He just got divorced and is broke, and, what's worse, he meets fusspot old George outside the courtroom. He, too, just got divorced. They rent a four-bedroom flat together with dull mate Michael. Lively George decides to rob the Mafia, with the help of Michael. Harold does not want to steal on principle. However, when Harold discovers they stole a suitcase full of newspapers instead of money, he gets angry. The Mafia itself obviously swapped the suitcases and robbed the robber before they did. Unbelievably, George is in shock. So now grumpy Harold takes the lead. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Happily Divorced, or How to Rob the Robber Author: Benn Flore Narrator: Adam Naranjo Format: Unabridged Length: 23 mins Language: English Release date: 08-10-17 Publisher: Florad Publishing Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 6 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: After 40 years of troublesome marriages, two 65-year-old men are happily divorced but broke. Their future may last only five years. They decide to rob the robber. When he turns 65 years old, grumpy old Harold's strenuous life grows even worse. His future may last only five years. He just got divorced and is broke, and, what's worse, he meets fusspot old George outside the courtroom. He, too, just got divorced. They rent a four-bedroom flat together with dull mate Michael. Lively George decides to rob the Mafia, with the help of Michael. Harold does not want to steal on principle. However, when Harold discovers they stole a suitcase full of newspapers instead of money, he gets angry. The Mafia itself obviously swapped the suitcases and robbed the robber before they did. Unbelievably, George is in shock. So now grumpy Harold takes the lead. Members Reviews: Tragedy with a smile What made the experience of listening to Happily Divorced, or How to Rob the Robber the most enjoyable? Short story that treats tragic moments so lightly that the events make you smile. What did you like best about this story? The structure, actualy there are two plots, the twist and how you begin to like the thiefs. Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry? The book made me laugh and for a moment take the world a little less seriously. Very intersting What did you love best about Happily Divorced, or How to Rob the Robber? If that title didn't get you, nothing will. You can tell right away that this book is outstanding. Who was your favorite character and why? NA What about Adam Naranjos performance did you like? Great voice Who was the most memorable character of Happily Divorced, or How to Rob the Robber and why? NA Any additional comments? Great book Seriously hilarious! Would you listen to Happily Divorced, or How to Rob the Robber again? Why? Yes! A fantastic story, reminding us not to take life so seriously and live a littleor a lot! What was one of the most memorable moments of Happily Divorced, or How to Rob the Robber? The failed attempt was great, but the dialog as a whole was memorable. What about Adam Naranjos performance did you like? Expression of emotions, in a quirky way. Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry? It made me laugh, but also made me think. Funny and relatable I actually really liked it. I read it on my friends kindle and was impressed. This book is relatable and uses humor to deliver its message. I'm happily divorced so this book was just perfect for me. Check it out! Short and laughing with a serious ubdertone Who was your favorite character and why? Told by the lead character. He is my favorite. If you could take any character from Happily Divorced, or How to Rob the Robber out to dinner, who would it be and why? I'm a man so I definitely decide for a dinner with one of the women. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Windfall-Audiobook/B073SD7DTF Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Windfall Author: Diksha Basu Narrator: Homer Todiwala Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins Language: English Release date: 07-13-17 Publisher: Audible Studios for Bloomsbury Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 2 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A heartfelt comedy of manners for fans of Seating Arrangements and Crazy Rich Asians, Diksha Basu's debut novel unfolds the story of a family discovering what it means to be nouveau riche in modern India. Hilarious and wise, The Windfall illuminates with warmth and charm the precariousness of social status, the fragility of pride and, above all, the human drive to build and share a home. Even the rich, it turns out, need to belong somewhere. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Diksha Basu) Thu, 13 Jul 2017 01:47:44 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Windfall-Audiobook/B073SD7DTF thebookvoice.com 08:55:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Windfall Author: Diksha Basu Narrator: Homer Todiwala Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins Language: English Release date: 07-13-17 Publisher: Audible Studios for Bloomsbury Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 2 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A heartfelt comedy of manners for fans of Seating Arrangements and Crazy Rich Asians, Diksha Basu's debut novel unfolds the story of a family discovering what it means to be nouveau riche in modern India. Hilarious and wise, The Windfall illuminates with warmth and charm the precariousness of social status, the fragility of pride and, above all, the human drive to build and share a home. Even the rich, it turns out, need to belong somewhere. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Windfall Author: Diksha Basu Narrator: Homer Todiwala Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins Language: English Release date: 07-13-17 Publisher: Audible Studios for Bloomsbury Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 2 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A heartfelt comedy of manners for fans of Seating Arrangements and Crazy Rich Asians, Diksha Basu's debut novel unfolds the story of a family discovering what it means to be nouveau riche in modern India. Hilarious and wise, The Windfall illuminates with warmth and charm the precariousness of social status, the fragility of pride and, above all, the human drive to build and share a home. Even the rich, it turns out, need to belong somewhere. Members Reviews: Lovely book... Okay, maybe because I like comedies-of-manners AND books set in India AND books about Indian-Americans, I really liked Diksha Basu's new novel, "The Windfall". Set both in Delhi and Ithaca, New York, it's the sweet story of the Jha family. Father Anil has become wealthy overnight because of an internet innovation he has sold for many millions of dollars. Going from middle-class to wealthy has done a number on Anil Jha, who can't seem to figure out how to spend the money fast enough. Moving from their middle-class, noisy, a bit shabby housing complex to a secluded area of new, prestigious homes in Gugaon, a Delhi suburb is not accomplished without some questioning by Anil's wife, Bindu, who sees life with much more practicality than her husband. She's loathe to leave their old digs, but wants to please her husband. Their son is off studying in the United States and he has his own problems. The Jha family interacts with old neighbors and new neighbors. Diksha Basu's writing is lovely and she seems to quite honestly care about her characters. I'm not sure if the Jhas' - particularly Anil's - preoccupation with status and money and what money can buy was exaggerated for fiction, but I'll bet a lot of it is real. Diksha Basu's novel may seem superficial on reading, but it really isn't. Love abounds in all the relationships and the happiness that results is a joy to read. It reminded me of another book I loved, "The Sleepwalker's Guide to Dancing". by Mira Jacob. If you like this book, you should check out the Jacob book. Quirky Characters, Universal Themes I can totally imagine this novel being made into a movie -- it's full of quirky characters and funny scenes. It also scratches at the surface of class differences and the intense, pretty much paranoid aspirations of a small slice of ridiculously wealthy Indians. Some of their problems are unique, but then again, some are universal: adjusting to change, balancing priorities, and dealing with disappointments in one's children and in life. Enjoyable look at a culture I don't know well I love being immersed in a culture I don't know well. The characters are engaging, and their various hangups and problems were understandable and immersive. On the negative side, there was a lot of "head hopping," where the omniscient narrator was in one person's head for a moment, explaining their thoughts, and then, just paragraphs later, inside another character. It is not a device I am fond of, but at least in this case the author took care that it wasn't confusing. Overall, a somewhat disjointed story, but enjoyable and worth the read. Money Crowds Integrity in this Bittersweet Novel Interesting peek into the rising middle class of India and the pressures financial success brings to a family moving from one level to another. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/A-Is-for-Adam-Audiobook/B07192QTS5 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: A Is for Adam Author: Marc Richard Narrator: David S. Dear Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 56 mins Language: English Release date: 05-03-17 Publisher: Marc Richard Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 19 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: And on the sixth day, God created man. Adam is the first human being all alone in the Garden of Eden. He has everything he needs, but he sure is lonely. One morning he awakens to find his body flayed open. Could it be kidney thieves? No, God has stolen a rib to make him a companion. Why he couldn't have just made Eve out of dirt like Adam was, is beyond him. Adam and Eve are living in relative peace in Paradise until trouble comes to the Garden in the form of a snake. He convinces Eve to eat the Fruit from the Tree of Knowledge, and she convinces Adam to do the same. This makes God very angry, and he banishes them to the desert to fend for themselves. Why are they suddenly knowing things they shouldn't? Why are twigs sprouting out from their body? How did their goat learn the words to all these Phil Collins songs? Follow me, as we journey together through one man's complete misunderstanding of the Book of Genesis. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Marc Richard) Wed, 03 May 2017 21:16:22 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/A-Is-for-Adam-Audiobook/B07192QTS5 thebookvoice.com 01:56:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: A Is for Adam Author: Marc Richard Narrator: David S. Dear Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 56 mins Language: English Release date: 05-03-17 Publisher: Marc Richard Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 19 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: And on the sixth day, God created man. Adam is the first human being all alone in the Garden of Eden. He has everything he needs, but he sure is lonely. One morning he awakens to find his body flayed open. Could it be kidney thieves? No, God has stolen a rib to make him a companion. Why he couldn't have just made Eve out of dirt like Adam was, is beyond him. Adam and Eve are living in relative peace in Paradise until trouble comes to the Garden in the form of a snake. He convinces Eve to eat the Fruit from the Tree of Knowledge, and she convinces Adam to do the same. This makes God very angry, and he banishes them to the desert to fend for themselves. Why are they suddenly knowing things they shouldn't? Why are twigs sprouting out from their body? How did their goat learn the words to all these Phil Collins songs? Follow me, as we journey together through one man's complete misunderstanding of the Book of Genesis. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: A Is for Adam Author: Marc Richard Narrator: David S. Dear Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 56 mins Language: English Release date: 05-03-17 Publisher: Marc Richard Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 19 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: And on the sixth day, God created man. Adam is the first human being all alone in the Garden of Eden. He has everything he needs, but he sure is lonely. One morning he awakens to find his body flayed open. Could it be kidney thieves? No, God has stolen a rib to make him a companion. Why he couldn't have just made Eve out of dirt like Adam was, is beyond him. Adam and Eve are living in relative peace in Paradise until trouble comes to the Garden in the form of a snake. He convinces Eve to eat the Fruit from the Tree of Knowledge, and she convinces Adam to do the same. This makes God very angry, and he banishes them to the desert to fend for themselves. Why are they suddenly knowing things they shouldn't? Why are twigs sprouting out from their body? How did their goat learn the words to all these Phil Collins songs? Follow me, as we journey together through one man's complete misunderstanding of the Book of Genesis. Members Reviews: Cute, worth the read Any additional comments? A is for Adam by Marc Richard is an audio book I requested and the review is voluntary. It is clever and snarky, it may offend those that don't have a humorous bone, and it really isn't a LOL story. It is a snicker here, a smirk there, a smile, a giggle, a moan, and so one. A cute story that really doesn't go anywhere but cute anyway. Worthy of a read and the narration was just right for this book. I didn't find this funny, just dumb What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you? After 10 minutes I couldn't even listen to this. It seemed extremely immature and ridiculous. Would you ever listen to anything by Marc Richard again? I don't think so if this is a good example of his writing. How did the narrator detract from the book? I didn't have a problem with the narrator. Any additional comments? I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher. Lmao funny! Adam and Eve in a new light! Get ready to laugh your back end off. This was hilarious! The view of the start of life in the garden of eden from Adam's view in this comedic romp is great. From how to name everything to the creation amid Adams little "Riblet" eve. The author and narrator deliver a wonderful escape from reality. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher. I miss of missed this in the bible lol This is a short funny book I listened to all in one sitting. I couldn't sleep so I plugged in my head phones and gave this a listen. My husband who sleeps next to me actually woke up twice because I was laughing... Opps. cute easy book tho. But may not be ok for total religious people I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher. Cute new take on Genesis. This is a cute, humorous sarcastic take on the story of Genesis. Adam is the first person on earth, wakes up with a missing rib. He's just glad someone didnt steal his kidney. Lots of snark and humor follow. The character descriptions are hilarious, and some of the events are just a wee bit different than described in the bible. A fun story for the irreverent, and worth a listen. I was voluntarily given this audiobook from the author, narrator or publisher through Audiobookboom and am leaving a voluntary review. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/B-is-for-Bear-Audiobook/B074Q15QQQ Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: B is for Bear Author: Marc Richard Narrator: David S. Dear Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins Language: English Release date: 08-14-17 Publisher: Marc Richard Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Once upon a time, there were three bears. Jimmy DiFrenzo is the head of one of the Figarazzi family, one of the toughest mob families around. He loves his gabagool, his gold chains, and his chest hair. He lives in a nice suburban home with his adoring wife and child. The perfect, yet hackneyed, life of a Sicilian American. But he has secrets. Blondie is a spoiled little rich girl who always gets her way. When her life becomes tedious, she begins a life of breaking into random homes. She never steals anything; she's in it for the excitement. All is going swimmingly, till she finds herself the wrong house. "Someone''s been using my hair gel!" "Someone's been eating my gabagool!" "Someone's been sleeping on my couch! And there she is!" Just who is this blond bitch that has broken into Jimmy's home? Did she really pick the wrong house, or does she have a plan? Perhaps she has secrets, too. Come witness this remix of an age-old classic. This ain't your grandma's fairy tale bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Marc Richard) Mon, 14 Aug 2017 08:15:21 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/B-is-for-Bear-Audiobook/B074Q15QQQ thebookvoice.com 02:07:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: B is for Bear Author: Marc Richard Narrator: David S. Dear Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins Language: English Release date: 08-14-17 Publisher: Marc Richard Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Once upon a time, there were three bears. Jimmy DiFrenzo is the head of one of the Figarazzi family, one of the toughest mob families around. He loves his gabagool, his gold chains, and his chest hair. He lives in a nice suburban home with his adoring wife and child. The perfect, yet hackneyed, life of a Sicilian American. But he has secrets. Blondie is a spoiled little rich girl who always gets her way. When her life becomes tedious, she begins a life of breaking into random homes. She never steals anything; she's in it for the excitement. All is going swimmingly, till she finds herself the wrong house. "Someone''s been using my hair gel!" "Someone's been eating my gabagool!" "Someone's been sleeping on my couch! And there she is!" Just who is this blond bitch that has broken into Jimmy's home? Did she really pick the wrong house, or does she have a plan? Perhaps she has secrets, too. Come witness this remix of an age-old classic. This ain't your grandma's fairy tale Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: B is for Bear Author: Marc Richard Narrator: David S. Dear Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins Language: English Release date: 08-14-17 Publisher: Marc Richard Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Once upon a time, there were three bears. Jimmy DiFrenzo is the head of one of the Figarazzi family, one of the toughest mob families around. He loves his gabagool, his gold chains, and his chest hair. He lives in a nice suburban home with his adoring wife and child. The perfect, yet hackneyed, life of a Sicilian American. But he has secrets. Blondie is a spoiled little rich girl who always gets her way. When her life becomes tedious, she begins a life of breaking into random homes. She never steals anything; she's in it for the excitement. All is going swimmingly, till she finds herself the wrong house. "Someone''s been using my hair gel!" "Someone's been eating my gabagool!" "Someone's been sleeping on my couch! And there she is!" Just who is this blond bitch that has broken into Jimmy's home? Did she really pick the wrong house, or does she have a plan? Perhaps she has secrets, too. Come witness this remix of an age-old classic. This ain't your grandma's fairy tale Members Reviews: An Eccentric Twist on Goldilocks Tale B is for Bear An eccentric twist on Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. Only the main characters are of Sicilian descent. It kept my interest but I'm not sure that I will seek another 'an alphabet book for grown-ups!' Perhaps I would have appreciated it more if I had any idea what 'gabagool' is. David S Dear gave a steady performance *I was given this book in exchange for my unbiased opinion. I read the reviews of others before I purchase a book. If you found my review helpful, would you please select "helpful" directly below this review? Consider 'following me on Audible. Authors and narrators, feel free to share my review on any other media you would like. It's all yours! Funny and twisted This was my first story from this author and narrator, and I really enjoyed it. Jimmy and Goldie were seriously twisted, but also strangely funny. Actually, I think all the characters were a little nuts. I did enjoy the ride though, and it was interesting waiting to see who would win in this strange battle that was going on. I'll try more from both the author and the narrator. I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review. Interesting listen Goldilocks meets The Sopranos in this unique listen. Plenty of humor, a decent story, and interesting characters. The narrator did an amazing job! I received a free review copy of this audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review. Brief and amusing adult alphabet story! Jimmy isn't much to look at, but he loves his chest hair! A large, hairy, Italian-American mobster, Jimmy is married to the Don's daughter. He dances in the nightclub that he owns as a front business. He also has a big, juicy secret that could get him killed if his mob family ever found him out. Brief and amusing, ''B Is for Bear'' is a fun story for adults. It is the second installment in a series where each book represents a letter of the alphabet. But this is most certainly NOT a story for any child who can yet understand the English language. David Dear's narration is great and adds that extra bit of funny to Marc Richards' already cheeky writing. Overall, I like it well enough to want to hear the other installments. So, pretty good! I was provided a free copy of this audiobook in exchange for my unbiased review. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Sympathy-for-the-Devil-Audiobook/B06XG2TP5F Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Sympathy for the Devil Author: A. J. Aaron Narrator: Will Tulin Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 5 mins Language: English Release date: 03-09-17 Publisher: Angels Guard Publishing Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Sympathy for the devil? While some call him John, he's more widely known as the devil. He's fun, egotistical, and more than a little handsome, but more importantly, he's bored and looking for something to do to spark things up. Not to mention, he is in desperate need of some friends, which he inadvertently finds in Pierce and Calla - who are gods in their own right, but on the side of good. Chaos and mayhem follow John at every turn, until he eventually loses all his powers to his bitch of a wife who overthrows him and takes on the role of Satan herself. But there's no need to feel sympathy for John - he is the devil, after all. This is one comedic fantasy you won't be able to put down. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (A. J. Aaron) Thu, 09 Mar 2017 19:12:08 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Sympathy-for-the-Devil-Audiobook/B06XG2TP5F thebookvoice.com 05:05:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Sympathy for the Devil Author: A. J. Aaron Narrator: Will Tulin Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 5 mins Language: English Release date: 03-09-17 Publisher: Angels Guard Publishing Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Sympathy for the devil? While some call him John, he's more widely known as the devil. He's fun, egotistical, and more than a little handsome, but more importantly, he's bored and looking for something to do to spark things up. Not to mention, he is in desperate need of some friends, which he inadvertently finds in Pierce and Calla - who are gods in their own right, but on the side of good. Chaos and mayhem follow John at every turn, until he eventually loses all his powers to his bitch of a wife who overthrows him and takes on the role of Satan herself. But there's no need to feel sympathy for John - he is the devil, after all. This is one comedic fantasy you won't be able to put down. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Sympathy for the Devil Author: A. J. Aaron Narrator: Will Tulin Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 5 mins Language: English Release date: 03-09-17 Publisher: Angels Guard Publishing Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Sympathy for the devil? While some call him John, he's more widely known as the devil. He's fun, egotistical, and more than a little handsome, but more importantly, he's bored and looking for something to do to spark things up. Not to mention, he is in desperate need of some friends, which he inadvertently finds in Pierce and Calla - who are gods in their own right, but on the side of good. Chaos and mayhem follow John at every turn, until he eventually loses all his powers to his bitch of a wife who overthrows him and takes on the role of Satan herself. But there's no need to feel sympathy for John - he is the devil, after all. This is one comedic fantasy you won't be able to put down. Members Reviews: Satan and white lighters as friends? Welcome to a small town full of nice people, people with angelic powers and of course Satan, or at least John who took over the role of Satan. And now he's bored with his role so he's busy messing with everyone's lives. Pokémon app is now an addiction (which is a sin) that will get you sent to hell and more weird and fun concepts. Great listen. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher. highly entertaining! This was a fabulous book! I found it highly entertaining. I was not sure how I would feel about having any sympathy for the Devil, but I was totally surprised. before you know it, you like "john" and even feel sorry for him. it's totally worth the read, but you should be warned, I had the the song, "Sympathy for the Devil" stuck in my head for 2 days :) I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher. Devil boredom Hilarious, love it if I say more it will spoil it. The narrator brings it to life. This audiobook was given to me for free at my request from the publisher or author or narrator and I provided this voluntary review. Reasons I enjoyed this book: Action-packed, Easy-to-read, Entertaining, Funny, Great world building, Original, Page-turner, Twisted, Unpredictable, Whimsical, Witty, Wonderful characters Fun ride Any additional comments? This was a very pleasant surprise. Good story with really good narration. Thought the ending was a little too neatly done, but was an entertaining story nonetheless. I think the author has a good niche with this group of characters, hopefully there will be more. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher. White Lighter and Devil friends!! I was gifted this audio ARC from the author/ Narrator for a honest and unbiased review Welcome to small town America, full of nice people, people with angelic powers and of course Satan. A J AARON did a fabulous job creating a fun and creative story where the Devil and white lighter are friends. Will Tulin did great work with the different voices. I especially liked the Devil Jon's voice. I highly recommend this book for those who want a humorous read/listen https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/American-Zeroes-Audiobook/B01MQDA4NG Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: American Zeroes Author: John DiFelice Narrator: Joe Quirk Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins Language: English Release date: 11-07-16 Publisher: John DiFelice Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 16 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Jeremiah Stumpf is certain of two things: he loves his country, and his next door neighbors are terrorists. Between counting and recounting his cache of gold and silver coins, cleaning his assault weapons, and emailing Paul Ronsen, his Libertarian superhero, Jeremiah devises a plan to deal with his neighbors in a way that is uniquely American. Unfortunately, his neighbors are not what he thinks they are. They are something much worse, something beyond his comprehension. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (John DiFelice) Mon, 07 Nov 2016 20:07:50 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/American-Zeroes-Audiobook/B01MQDA4NG thebookvoice.com 05:36:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: American Zeroes Author: John DiFelice Narrator: Joe Quirk Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins Language: English Release date: 11-07-16 Publisher: John DiFelice Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 16 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Jeremiah Stumpf is certain of two things: he loves his country, and his next door neighbors are terrorists. Between counting and recounting his cache of gold and silver coins, cleaning his assault weapons, and emailing Paul Ronsen, his Libertarian superhero, Jeremiah devises a plan to deal with his neighbors in a way that is uniquely American. Unfortunately, his neighbors are not what he thinks they are. They are something much worse, something beyond his comprehension. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: American Zeroes Author: John DiFelice Narrator: Joe Quirk Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins Language: English Release date: 11-07-16 Publisher: John DiFelice Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 16 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Jeremiah Stumpf is certain of two things: he loves his country, and his next door neighbors are terrorists. Between counting and recounting his cache of gold and silver coins, cleaning his assault weapons, and emailing Paul Ronsen, his Libertarian superhero, Jeremiah devises a plan to deal with his neighbors in a way that is uniquely American. Unfortunately, his neighbors are not what he thinks they are. They are something much worse, something beyond his comprehension. Members Reviews: This book pulled me back in American Zeroes. First and foremost allow me to set up my listening environment. It was November 9th 2016, the day after... Being though I was about to swear off a lifetime of interest America's politics as well as worldwide political issues for the next 4 years. This is the book that pulled me back in. The character's thoughts and actions shared a creative microcosm of truth about us all. We may not speak outside of our immediate circles of our political or even religious vaults. We may make comments even prejudge. I say we, because we are not Jeremiah Stumpf. This character has the type of crazy honesty that oddly is relatable. I know this guys. Sadly, I know this guys. I've seen him on social media, seen him walking through Walmart, I've seen this guy on the news. This guy is an American fixture. Be it good or bad it make us America. I would love to see this played out as As far the performance of the audiobook, I salute you, Joe Quirk. You gave a cool performance, of John DiFelice's words. I'm going to most definitely give it a few more listens. I look forward to future titles from John Difelice. A man with just enjoy knowledge to be dangerous American Zeroes is a fun, amusing satire full of the sort of people you would hate to be stuck in a room with. These are not likable people - you have been warned. The main character, Jeremiah Stumpf, is 100% sure that the way he sees the world is completely right, he is never at fault, and that everyone loves him. He's an over the top version of the worst stereotypes of post-9/11 Americans you can imagine - arrogant, jingoistic, xenophobic and sure that USA can do no wrong. Oh, and all Arab looking people must be terrorists. He's a smart guy, clearly reads a lot and quotes stuff, but he just has no wisdom to go with that knowledge, and no ability to see outside his very tiny, tunnel vision view of things. Many of the side characters - mostly Stumpf's friends - are not much better. John DiFelice write well, giving us both characters that are easy to dislike, but also in a way that allows for the reader to want to keep going. He put's his character into positions (accidental drug stupors, for one) that provide strange but entertaining outcomes. The satire is good, and the story never gets bogged down. It is over the top, and in some ways using extreme stereotypes, but despite that is still seems (from an outsiders POV) to be a reasonably accurate description of the worst of the post-9/11 state of America. Narration by Joe quirk is top-notch. Different voices (and accents) for characters. Inflection and timing is great. Easy to follow along are enjoyable to listen to. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Polly-Audiobook/B01EZ45DYY Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Polly! Author: Stephen Goldin Narrator: Joe Hempel Format: Unabridged Length: 3 hrs and 46 mins Language: English Release date: 05-02-16 Publisher: Parsina Press Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 28 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "Blasphemous...highly offensive"...and very funny! Herodotus Shapiro has had an unbelievably bad week. His wife left him. The IRS is after him for thousands of dollars. His home/bookstore burned down. On his way to take refuge at his brother's place, he got a speeding ticket. And now his car has broken down in the middle of the desert in front of a large mansion. What more can go wrong? But now his world takes a turn for the weird. The mansion has a snowman on the front lawn - in the desert, in July. The house, which is bigger on the inside than on the outside, is owned by Polly, the most preternaturally beautiful young woman he's ever met. Polly is an acrobat, a gourmet chef, a psychologist, an international financial consultant, a physicist, and a woman of who-knows how many other incredible talents. She has an unbelievable library, an art collection of all the world's great masterpieces, and a print of a previously unknown Marx Brothers film. Her toilet paper is actually silk. And she seems to have some mysterious plans for him.... bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Stephen Goldin) Mon, 02 May 2016 08:18:28 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Polly-Audiobook/B01EZ45DYY thebookvoice.com 03:46:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Polly! Author: Stephen Goldin Narrator: Joe Hempel Format: Unabridged Length: 3 hrs and 46 mins Language: English Release date: 05-02-16 Publisher: Parsina Press Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 28 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "Blasphemous...highly offensive"...and very funny! Herodotus Shapiro has had an unbelievably bad week. His wife left him. The IRS is after him for thousands of dollars. His home/bookstore burned down. On his way to take refuge at his brother's place, he got a speeding ticket. And now his car has broken down in the middle of the desert in front of a large mansion. What more can go wrong? But now his world takes a turn for the weird. The mansion has a snowman on the front lawn - in the desert, in July. The house, which is bigger on the inside than on the outside, is owned by Polly, the most preternaturally beautiful young woman he's ever met. Polly is an acrobat, a gourmet chef, a psychologist, an international financial consultant, a physicist, and a woman of who-knows how many other incredible talents. She has an unbelievable library, an art collection of all the world's great masterpieces, and a print of a previously unknown Marx Brothers film. Her toilet paper is actually silk. And she seems to have some mysterious plans for him.... Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Polly! Author: Stephen Goldin Narrator: Joe Hempel Format: Unabridged Length: 3 hrs and 46 mins Language: English Release date: 05-02-16 Publisher: Parsina Press Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 28 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "Blasphemous...highly offensive"...and very funny! Herodotus Shapiro has had an unbelievably bad week. His wife left him. The IRS is after him for thousands of dollars. His home/bookstore burned down. On his way to take refuge at his brother's place, he got a speeding ticket. And now his car has broken down in the middle of the desert in front of a large mansion. What more can go wrong? But now his world takes a turn for the weird. The mansion has a snowman on the front lawn - in the desert, in July. The house, which is bigger on the inside than on the outside, is owned by Polly, the most preternaturally beautiful young woman he's ever met. Polly is an acrobat, a gourmet chef, a psychologist, an international financial consultant, a physicist, and a woman of who-knows how many other incredible talents. She has an unbelievable library, an art collection of all the world's great masterpieces, and a print of a previously unknown Marx Brothers film. Her toilet paper is actually silk. And she seems to have some mysterious plans for him.... Members Reviews: Interesting take on divinity. What made the experience of listening to Polly! the most enjoyable? I do like the way Goldin laid out who God is. It is definitely the highlight of the story. Who was your favorite character and why? Polly. Not much to be said without giving the story away but definitely interesting. What does Joe Hempel bring to the story that you wouldnt experience if you just read the book? Joe definitely brought the story to life. Any additional comments? The story was interesting and it would have been better in my opinion if God did not have the urges like us human. I am not saying it's wrong but the way God was described in the book it would seem God would not need to have human urges. It would have been better if Fifi was the naughty mistress that took care of all desires. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher. Funny witty This book actually made me laugh pertaining to the religious aspect. This is a fast pace ride on the crazy train. I was confused for a few chapters then I found my sense of humor. If you are sensitive to religious humor then this isn't for you. You should listen anyway. I received this audiobook in exchange for my honest review. Funny and Interesting If you could sum up Polly! in three words, what would they be? Funny, Gritty, Interesting What about Joe Hempels performance did you like? Joe does a great job with every narration. He captured the intent of the story with his great voice. Any additional comments? This review copy audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost." Polly Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why? The book Polly by Stephen Goldin is a very thought provoking book written in a way that keeps you laughing and guessing at who Polly actually is. Herodutus Shapiro meets Polly Perfect through a series of business and personal disasters that have him ready to give up on life. Through this chance meeting he learns more about life than he had ever conceived before. This book is funny, irreverent, and thought provoking. The audio book version was read well and really brought out the personalities of the characters. I read this book while running and increased my distance because I wanted to keep listening. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Grundish-and-Askew-Audiobook/B00RDB3U1K Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Grundish and Askew Author: Lance Carbuncle Narrator: Brandon Paul Eells Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins Language: English Release date: 12-24-14 Publisher: Vicious Galoot Books, Co. Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 17 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Strap on your athletic cup and grab a barf bag. The Dr. Reverend Lance Carbuncle is going to kick you square in the balls and send you on a wild ride that may or may not answer the following questions: What happens when two white trash, trailer park-dwelling, platonic life partners go on a moronic and misdirected crime spree? Can their manly love for each other endure when one of them suffers a psychological bitch-slap that renders him a homicidal maniac? Will a snaggletoothed teenage prostitute tear them apart? What is the best way to use a dead illegal alien to your advantage in a hostage situation? What's that smell? And, what the hell is Alf the Sacred Burro coughing up? Carbuncle's latest offering, Grundish and Askew, ponders these troubling questions and more. So sit down, put on some protective goggles, and get ready for Carbuncle to blast you in the face with a warm load of fictitious sickness. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Lance Carbuncle) Wed, 24 Dec 2014 00:46:15 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Grundish-and-Askew-Audiobook/B00RDB3U1K thebookvoice.com 07:45:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Grundish and Askew Author: Lance Carbuncle Narrator: Brandon Paul Eells Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins Language: English Release date: 12-24-14 Publisher: Vicious Galoot Books, Co. Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 17 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Strap on your athletic cup and grab a barf bag. The Dr. Reverend Lance Carbuncle is going to kick you square in the balls and send you on a wild ride that may or may not answer the following questions: What happens when two white trash, trailer park-dwelling, platonic life partners go on a moronic and misdirected crime spree? Can their manly love for each other endure when one of them suffers a psychological bitch-slap that renders him a homicidal maniac? Will a snaggletoothed teenage prostitute tear them apart? What is the best way to use a dead illegal alien to your advantage in a hostage situation? What's that smell? And, what the hell is Alf the Sacred Burro coughing up? Carbuncle's latest offering, Grundish and Askew, ponders these troubling questions and more. So sit down, put on some protective goggles, and get ready for Carbuncle to blast you in the face with a warm load of fictitious sickness. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Grundish and Askew Author: Lance Carbuncle Narrator: Brandon Paul Eells Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins Language: English Release date: 12-24-14 Publisher: Vicious Galoot Books, Co. Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 17 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Strap on your athletic cup and grab a barf bag. The Dr. Reverend Lance Carbuncle is going to kick you square in the balls and send you on a wild ride that may or may not answer the following questions: What happens when two white trash, trailer park-dwelling, platonic life partners go on a moronic and misdirected crime spree? Can their manly love for each other endure when one of them suffers a psychological bitch-slap that renders him a homicidal maniac? Will a snaggletoothed teenage prostitute tear them apart? What is the best way to use a dead illegal alien to your advantage in a hostage situation? What's that smell? And, what the hell is Alf the Sacred Burro coughing up? Carbuncle's latest offering, Grundish and Askew, ponders these troubling questions and more. So sit down, put on some protective goggles, and get ready for Carbuncle to blast you in the face with a warm load of fictitious sickness. Members Reviews: Outstanding story! What made the experience of listening to Grundish and Askew the most enjoyable? The story was dynamic and well written. The author's descriptions are hilarious, brutal and are so gritty that they make you feel like you are a part of the mayhem. The narrator, Brandon Paul Eells, was fantastic, absolutely great. He had well developed voices for all of the difference characters. I want to listen to more of his books regardless of the content. What was one of the most memorable moments of Grundish and Askew? The frozen hotdog fight. The dead Mexican showdown. I could go on all day. Which character as performed by Brandon Paul Eells was your favorite? All of them. If you could take any character from Grundish and Askew out to dinner, who would it be and why? None of them. They are all terrible human beings but I thoroughly enjoyed reading about their terribleness. Well maybe I'd take the mystical dog out to dinner. Any additional comments? I immediately bought this and Carbuncle's two other novels. Black Comedy This was a "best bro" story about two completely different characters that somehow connect and understand each other. Loosley this was a more comical, insane and vulgar take on, Of Mice and Men. I think this author falls into the the same category as Christopher Moore and Carl Hiaasen. The Character development was great and it had a fast paced storyline but not for the prim and proper crowd. If your up for a gross and inappropriate, fun romp with two wild and crazy guys this may be for you. Grundish and Askew Would you listen to Grundish and Askew again? Why? I'm not a re-reader or re-listener. Too many unread books out there waiting for me :) What did you like best about this story? I have a confession to make. This is not my first dance with Grundish and Askew. I read the book when it was first self published back in 2009 and my fondness for these never-do-well knuckleheads goes back farther than I've been blogging! So when Lance Carbuncle reached out to me a few months ago and asked if I'd give the audio a listen, you sure as shit better believe I said yes, I did. The writing is wickedly smart and the raunch-factor is cranked up to an all time high as Carbuncle foreshadows the hell out of this buddy story. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Brood-Audiobook/B00NT9BQNY Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Brood Author: Chase Novak Narrator: Elisabeth Rodgers, Kevin T. Collins Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins Language: English Release date: 10-07-14 Publisher: Hachette Audio Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 10 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Two teenagers struggle with a horrific family legacy, and the woman who has adopted them fights for their lives - and her own. Adam and Alice are reaching the age when some of the children created by the fertility treatment that spawned them begin to turn feral. Will they succomb to the same physiological horror that destroyed their parents? Every change brings on terror - the voice cracking as it changes, the swelling of the breasts, the coarsening of down into actual hair. Their aunt, Cynthia, oversees renovations to the Twisden family's Manhattan residence - torn apart by the children's parents at their most savage - and struggles to give her niece and nephew the unconditional love they never had. Meanwhile, in the world outside, the forces of good and evil collide. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Chase Novak) Tue, 07 Oct 2014 20:21:47 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Brood-Audiobook/B00NT9BQNY thebookvoice.com 10:26:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Brood Author: Chase Novak Narrator: Elisabeth Rodgers, Kevin T. Collins Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins Language: English Release date: 10-07-14 Publisher: Hachette Audio Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 10 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Two teenagers struggle with a horrific family legacy, and the woman who has adopted them fights for their lives - and her own. Adam and Alice are reaching the age when some of the children created by the fertility treatment that spawned them begin to turn feral. Will they succomb to the same physiological horror that destroyed their parents? Every change brings on terror - the voice cracking as it changes, the swelling of the breasts, the coarsening of down into actual hair. Their aunt, Cynthia, oversees renovations to the Twisden family's Manhattan residence - torn apart by the children's parents at their most savage - and struggles to give her niece and nephew the unconditional love they never had. Meanwhile, in the world outside, the forces of good and evil collide. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Brood Author: Chase Novak Narrator: Elisabeth Rodgers, Kevin T. Collins Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins Language: English Release date: 10-07-14 Publisher: Hachette Audio Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 10 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Two teenagers struggle with a horrific family legacy, and the woman who has adopted them fights for their lives - and her own. Adam and Alice are reaching the age when some of the children created by the fertility treatment that spawned them begin to turn feral. Will they succomb to the same physiological horror that destroyed their parents? Every change brings on terror - the voice cracking as it changes, the swelling of the breasts, the coarsening of down into actual hair. Their aunt, Cynthia, oversees renovations to the Twisden family's Manhattan residence - torn apart by the children's parents at their most savage - and struggles to give her niece and nephew the unconditional love they never had. Meanwhile, in the world outside, the forces of good and evil collide. Members Reviews: Could not stop listening! I adored this book! I read the first one (Breed) over a year ago, as it was recommended by Stephen King. I thought that book was clever and original. Brood picks up pretty much where we left off, save two years and takes the listener on a cool journey of terror. I highly recommend and hope for a third book! Oh My. Um...Holy Crap! Would you try another book from Chase Novak and/or Elisabeth Rodgers and Kevin T. Collins ? Yes to all. I read Breed, the book that takes place right before this one, and it was better; that being said, 'Brood's' ending made it worth the stale parts. Kevin T. Collins was brilliant when he narrated the Beautiful Creatures Series, so I think he's amazing. This is my first time with Elisabeth Rodgers and she was spectacular! How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable? There were just moments where I was bored. My other issue is that, in the first book, I loved the twins and was rooting for them. In this one, Alice was a b-word and I didn't like her at all. Now, I think that it was done on purpose, but still... it made me sad to like characters so much and then grow to hate them. I know that the character of Dennis served a purpose, but I would've cut out a bunch of his parts, to be honest, and then just have him do what he needed to do eventually. I don't think it should've been shorter, but I just think that Mr. Novak did such an amazing job with 'Breed' that this book was slightly disappointing and quite dull in spots. Which character as performed by Elisabeth Rodgers and Kevin T. Collins was your favorite? Cynthia would be my favorite character performed by Ms. Rodgers and, as far as Mr. Collins goes... He was more of a narrator of general characters and plot points; however, I think his portrayal of the wild children of Central Park was amazing. They spoke like, "Me's thinking you no be..." blah blah... You get the idea...Basically, the wild children spoke without correct grammar, because they lost the ability to speak right when they went through puberty and the genetic craziness that their parents started took effect. I also think that, since many of them had to flee their parents for fear of their lives, they didn't learn a lot from the beginning as far as schooling goes. I think Kevin did an amazing job with those characters. Do you think Brood needs a follow-up book? Why or why not? No. If it does, I may or may not even try to read it. My issue is that I think that this book was nowhere near as good as Breed and I don't want Mr. Novak to ruin it further. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/In-Highland-Harbours-Audiobook/B008I5SKR4 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: In Highland Harbours Subtitle: With Para Handy Author: Neil Munro Narrator: Robert Trotter Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins Language: English Release date: 07-09-12 Publisher: Canongate Books Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A collection of humorous stories featuring Munro's best-loved creation: master mariner Para Handy. Read by Robert Trotter, all stories are unabridged, self-contained, and describe the numerous adventures aboard Para Handy's ship, The Vital Spark. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Neil Munro) Mon, 09 Jul 2012 00:08:35 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/In-Highland-Harbours-Audiobook/B008I5SKR4 thebookvoice.com 04:16:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: In Highland Harbours Subtitle: With Para Handy Author: Neil Munro Narrator: Robert Trotter Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins Language: English Release date: 07-09-12 Publisher: Canongate Books Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A collection of humorous stories featuring Munro's best-loved creation: master mariner Para Handy. Read by Robert Trotter, all stories are unabridged, self-contained, and describe the numerous adventures aboard Para Handy's ship, The Vital Spark. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: In Highland Harbours Subtitle: With Para Handy Author: Neil Munro Narrator: Robert Trotter Format: Unabridged Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins Language: English Release date: 07-09-12 Publisher: Canongate Books Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A collection of humorous stories featuring Munro's best-loved creation: master mariner Para Handy. Read by Robert Trotter, all stories are unabridged, self-contained, and describe the numerous adventures aboard Para Handy's ship, The Vital Spark. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Learn-Me-Good-Audiobook/B00DGBDRBY Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Learn Me Good Author: John Pearson Narrator: Adam Black Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins Language: English Release date: 06-18-13 Publisher: Podium Publishing Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Jack Woodson was a thermal design engineer for four years until he was laid off from his job. Now, as a teacher, he faces new challenges. Conference calls have been replaced with parent conferences. Product testing has given way to standardized testing. Instead of business cards, Jack now passes out report cards. The only thing that hasn't changed noticeably is the maturity level of the people surrounding him all day. Learn Me Good is a hilarious first-person account, inspired by real life experiences. Through a series of emails to Fred Bommerson, his buddy who still works at Heat Pumps Unlimited, Jack chronicles a year-in-the-life of a brand-new teacher. With subject lines such as "Irritable vowel syndrome", "In math class, no one can hear you scream", and "I love the smell of Lysol in the morning", Jack writes each email with a dash of sarcasm and plenty of irreverent wit. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (John Pearson) Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:57:31 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Learn-Me-Good-Audiobook/B00DGBDRBY thebookvoice.com 05:27:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Learn Me Good Author: John Pearson Narrator: Adam Black Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins Language: English Release date: 06-18-13 Publisher: Podium Publishing Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Jack Woodson was a thermal design engineer for four years until he was laid off from his job. Now, as a teacher, he faces new challenges. Conference calls have been replaced with parent conferences. Product testing has given way to standardized testing. Instead of business cards, Jack now passes out report cards. The only thing that hasn't changed noticeably is the maturity level of the people surrounding him all day. Learn Me Good is a hilarious first-person account, inspired by real life experiences. Through a series of emails to Fred Bommerson, his buddy who still works at Heat Pumps Unlimited, Jack chronicles a year-in-the-life of a brand-new teacher. With subject lines such as "Irritable vowel syndrome", "In math class, no one can hear you scream", and "I love the smell of Lysol in the morning", Jack writes each email with a dash of sarcasm and plenty of irreverent wit. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Learn Me Good Author: John Pearson Narrator: Adam Black Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins Language: English Release date: 06-18-13 Publisher: Podium Publishing Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Jack Woodson was a thermal design engineer for four years until he was laid off from his job. Now, as a teacher, he faces new challenges. Conference calls have been replaced with parent conferences. Product testing has given way to standardized testing. Instead of business cards, Jack now passes out report cards. The only thing that hasn't changed noticeably is the maturity level of the people surrounding him all day. Learn Me Good is a hilarious first-person account, inspired by real life experiences. Through a series of emails to Fred Bommerson, his buddy who still works at Heat Pumps Unlimited, Jack chronicles a year-in-the-life of a brand-new teacher. With subject lines such as "Irritable vowel syndrome", "In math class, no one can hear you scream", and "I love the smell of Lysol in the morning", Jack writes each email with a dash of sarcasm and plenty of irreverent wit. Members Reviews: LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE Where does Learn Me Good rank among all the audiobooks youve listened to so far? I read Learn Me Good a while back and now count Mister Teacher as one of my favorite authors - he makes me laugh out loud, and there are only a handful of authors I have discovered able to do that. I immediately purchased the audible version when it became available - a bit disappointed that the author was not also the reader, but willing to keep an open mind. Adam Black did an outstanding job and at times it was almost like listening to Jean Shepherd - another very funny guy. By the end of the story, I felt like I was with an old friend - the kind who will read you a story and make you laugh - and I was sorry to have it end. I highly recommend this story, as well as Pearson's subsequent books, and this audible version for those of us who remember how it was to have a loving parent read them to sleep at night. Not wroth it ! Was looking to learn some insight of teaching , but what I got was a buying joking and making fun of his students . No respect for the students nor his job! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Comfort-and-Joy-Audiobook/B005Z4TDOU Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Comfort and Joy Author: India Knight Narrator: Lucy Brown Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins Language: English Release date: 11-10-11 Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd Ratings: 1 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of India Knight's darkly comic Comfort and Joy. Read with humour and sensitivity by Lucy Brown, the star of the hit show Primeval. It's December 23rd and Clara Dunphy is running around Oxford Street like a blue-arsed fly trying to buy presents. She wants to make Christmas perfect: it's a lifelong ambition. And a challenging one at the best of times, even without taking her sixteen guests - sorry, "loved ones" - and their varying degrees of social dysfunction into account. Meanwhile, something weird has happened to her marriage, and the ho, ho, ho is thin on the ground. Why does Christmas have such an emotional hold over us? Why does family stuff hit the peak of its madness on December the 25th? And is it okay to want more than you have, when what you have seems so enviable from the outside? A blackly funny, tender dissection of the meaning of love - family love, sibling love, children love - Comfort and Joy will make you laugh and cry. Critic Reviews: "Fabulous. Laugh-out-loud funny, moving and as cuddly as Santa Claus, this is perfect for snuggling up with over the Christmas holidays." (Cosmopolitan) "I loved Comfort and Joy, a hilarious, bawdy yet touching portrait of Christmas over three years." (Jilly Cooper, Guardian Books of the Year) "So kindly and funny and affectionate that you could probably warm your hands on it. Miraculously, this is a feel-good story that manages not to be saccharine. There are a great many good jokes here ... but concealed amid the fun, like silver coins in a Christmas pudding, is a serious theme. This is a book you could safely give to practically anyone. Snap up plenty of copies to hand around under the tree." (Spectator) bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (India Knight) Thu, 10 Nov 2011 12:45:47 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Comfort-and-Joy-Audiobook/B005Z4TDOU thebookvoice.com 07:18:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Comfort and Joy Author: India Knight Narrator: Lucy Brown Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins Language: English Release date: 11-10-11 Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd Ratings: 1 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of India Knight's darkly comic Comfort and Joy. Read with humour and sensitivity by Lucy Brown, the star of the hit show Primeval. It's December 23rd and Clara Dunphy is running around Oxford Street like a blue-arsed fly trying to buy presents. She wants to make Christmas perfect: it's a lifelong ambition. And a challenging one at the best of times, even without taking her sixteen guests - sorry, "loved ones" - and their varying degrees of social dysfunction into account. Meanwhile, something weird has happened to her marriage, and the ho, ho, ho is thin on the ground. Why does Christmas have such an emotional hold over us? Why does family stuff hit the peak of its madness on December the 25th? And is it okay to want more than you have, when what you have seems so enviable from the outside? A blackly funny, tender dissection of the meaning of love - family love, sibling love, children love - Comfort and Joy will make you laugh and cry. Critic Reviews: "Fabulous. Laugh-out-loud funny, moving and as cuddly as Santa Claus, this is perfect for snuggling up with over the Christmas holidays." (Cosmopolitan) "I loved Comfort and Joy, a hilarious, bawdy yet touching portrait of Christmas over three years." (Jilly Cooper, Guardian Books of the Year) "So kindly and funny and affectionate that you could probably warm your hands on it. Miraculously, this is a feel-good story that manages not to be saccharine. There are a great many good jokes here ... but concealed amid the fun, like silver coins in a Christmas pudding, is a serious theme. This is a book you could safely give to practically anyone. Snap up plenty of copies to hand around under the tree." (Spectator) Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Comfort and Joy Author: India Knight Narrator: Lucy Brown Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins Language: English Release date: 11-10-11 Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd Ratings: 1 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: The unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of India Knight's darkly comic Comfort and Joy. Read with humour and sensitivity by Lucy Brown, the star of the hit show Primeval. It's December 23rd and Clara Dunphy is running around Oxford Street like a blue-arsed fly trying to buy presents. She wants to make Christmas perfect: it's a lifelong ambition. And a challenging one at the best of times, even without taking her sixteen guests - sorry, "loved ones" - and their varying degrees of social dysfunction into account. Meanwhile, something weird has happened to her marriage, and the ho, ho, ho is thin on the ground. Why does Christmas have such an emotional hold over us? Why does family stuff hit the peak of its madness on December the 25th? And is it okay to want more than you have, when what you have seems so enviable from the outside? A blackly funny, tender dissection of the meaning of love - family love, sibling love, children love - Comfort and Joy will make you laugh and cry. Critic Reviews: "Fabulous. Laugh-out-loud funny, moving and as cuddly as Santa Claus, this is perfect for snuggling up with over the Christmas holidays." (Cosmopolitan) "I loved Comfort and Joy, a hilarious, bawdy yet touching portrait of Christmas over three years." (Jilly Cooper, Guardian Books of the Year) "So kindly and funny and affectionate that you could probably warm your hands on it. Miraculously, this is a feel-good story that manages not to be saccharine. There are a great many good jokes here ... but concealed amid the fun, like silver coins in a Christmas pudding, is a serious theme. This is a book you could safely give to practically anyone. Snap up plenty of copies to hand around under the tree." (Spectator) Members Reviews: Why all the bad language? The story is good, but I feel it is not enhanced by such frequent use of swear words. I am far from being a prude and I think the younger generation feel they invented these words - wrong! Use of profanity is ok if it enhances the story, but over use detracts from it and some are used to shock. Enjoyable story, excellently read! Really enjoyed this- and it wasn't even Christmas! Very well read including most of the accents, and good fun to listen to. Maybe more of a girls story, but not chick lit. Worth the listen! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Snuff-Audiobook/B005QREGRK Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Snuff Subtitle: Discworld, Book 39 Author: Terry Pratchett Narrator: Tony Robinson Format: Abridged Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins Language: English Release date: 10-13-11 Publisher: Random House AudioBooks Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a policeman taking a holiday would barely have had time to open his suitcase before he finds his first corpse. And Commander Sam Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch is on holiday in the pleasant and innocent countryside, but not for him a mere body in the wardrobe. There are many, many bodies and an ancient crime more terrible than murder. He is out of his jurisdiction, out of his depth, out of bacon sandwiches, and occasionally snookered and out of his mind, but never out of guile. Where there is a crime there must be a finding, there must be a chase and there must be a punishment. They say that in the end all sins are forgiven. But not quite all.... bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Terry Pratchett) Thu, 13 Oct 2011 03:13:39 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Snuff-Audiobook/B005QREGRK thebookvoice.com 04:30:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Snuff Subtitle: Discworld, Book 39 Author: Terry Pratchett Narrator: Tony Robinson Format: Abridged Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins Language: English Release date: 10-13-11 Publisher: Random House AudioBooks Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a policeman taking a holiday would barely have had time to open his suitcase before he finds his first corpse. And Commander Sam Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch is on holiday in the pleasant and innocent countryside, but not for him a mere body in the wardrobe. There are many, many bodies and an ancient crime more terrible than murder. He is out of his jurisdiction, out of his depth, out of bacon sandwiches, and occasionally snookered and out of his mind, but never out of guile. Where there is a crime there must be a finding, there must be a chase and there must be a punishment. They say that in the end all sins are forgiven. But not quite all.... Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Snuff Subtitle: Discworld, Book 39 Author: Terry Pratchett Narrator: Tony Robinson Format: Abridged Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins Language: English Release date: 10-13-11 Publisher: Random House AudioBooks Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a policeman taking a holiday would barely have had time to open his suitcase before he finds his first corpse. And Commander Sam Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch is on holiday in the pleasant and innocent countryside, but not for him a mere body in the wardrobe. There are many, many bodies and an ancient crime more terrible than murder. He is out of his jurisdiction, out of his depth, out of bacon sandwiches, and occasionally snookered and out of his mind, but never out of guile. Where there is a crime there must be a finding, there must be a chase and there must be a punishment. They say that in the end all sins are forgiven. But not quite all.... Members Reviews: Pratchett book at his normal brilliance. Parallel world? Surely this could not reflect our lives , our existence ? It's so funny. Another wonderful Commander Vimes Book As per usual, a fantastic story from a master writer. the narration was good, but at some points he seems to forget which character he was voicing. My first Sir Terry Pratchett by audiobook Another great tale of the legendary Commander SamVimes by the late great Sir Terry. Excellently narrated by Tony Robinson. My first ficton audio book. Wasn't sure I'd like it but loved it. Humorous but a serious subject Terry covers a very upsetting issue here and although he does so with compassion, I felt uneasy dealing with it in a humorous story. Terry Pritchett, SNUFF I may be totally biased as I'm an utterly devoted fan of all Terry Pratchett creations but I do particularly love the Sam Vines and Cybil characters and this one doesn't fail to delight. It's wonderful to catch up with this couple as their son is growing and exploring the world. Love it, Love it, Love it!!! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Girl-Repurposed-Audiobook/B077H64NDD Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Girl: Repurposed Author: Meaghan Curley Narrator: Dani George Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins Language: English Release date: 11-17-17 Publisher: Cosmic Teapot Publishing Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Tranquila Obiit is smart enough to save a stranger's life. But when Tran's salty, daytime television-addicted grandmother tricks her into selling her soul to Hades, dodging near-death experiences becomes a daily ritual. Now, as an employee of the Underworld, Tranquila seeks out her purpose in life while pet-sitting a three-headed dog that is hell-bent on destroying her. She's not alone. None of the Gods are any better off: Hades is battling negative Hollywood stereotypes. Persephone is trying to overcome her jealousy issues. Most importantly, Hera is trying to gain control of a domain that isn't hers. Will their insanity be Tranquila's demise? Girl: Repurposed is a refreshing satire on the American Dream that'll keep readers laughing all the way to the Underworld. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Meaghan Curley) Fri, 17 Nov 2017 06:54:53 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Girl-Repurposed-Audiobook/B077H64NDD thebookvoice.com 08:12:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Girl: Repurposed Author: Meaghan Curley Narrator: Dani George Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins Language: English Release date: 11-17-17 Publisher: Cosmic Teapot Publishing Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Tranquila Obiit is smart enough to save a stranger's life. But when Tran's salty, daytime television-addicted grandmother tricks her into selling her soul to Hades, dodging near-death experiences becomes a daily ritual. Now, as an employee of the Underworld, Tranquila seeks out her purpose in life while pet-sitting a three-headed dog that is hell-bent on destroying her. She's not alone. None of the Gods are any better off: Hades is battling negative Hollywood stereotypes. Persephone is trying to overcome her jealousy issues. Most importantly, Hera is trying to gain control of a domain that isn't hers. Will their insanity be Tranquila's demise? Girl: Repurposed is a refreshing satire on the American Dream that'll keep readers laughing all the way to the Underworld. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Girl: Repurposed Author: Meaghan Curley Narrator: Dani George Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins Language: English Release date: 11-17-17 Publisher: Cosmic Teapot Publishing Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Tranquila Obiit is smart enough to save a stranger's life. But when Tran's salty, daytime television-addicted grandmother tricks her into selling her soul to Hades, dodging near-death experiences becomes a daily ritual. Now, as an employee of the Underworld, Tranquila seeks out her purpose in life while pet-sitting a three-headed dog that is hell-bent on destroying her. She's not alone. None of the Gods are any better off: Hades is battling negative Hollywood stereotypes. Persephone is trying to overcome her jealousy issues. Most importantly, Hera is trying to gain control of a domain that isn't hers. Will their insanity be Tranquila's demise? Girl: Repurposed is a refreshing satire on the American Dream that'll keep readers laughing all the way to the Underworld. Members Reviews: Like a syntactic anastrophe from the Greek expression Girl-Repurposed By Meaghan Curley is a comedy, verging on satire. A nuanced narrative depicting many layers of social hypocrisy, and stupidity hidden within the gyres of hilarity and wit. Like a syntactic anastrophe from the Greek expression, "to turn back", a complete inversion in the pantheon behaviour has occurred. Mediated through entertaining bathos if you like, holds nothing but the truth of absurdity. This book will catch the readers imagination, and fill it up with comic relief for days on end. Greek mythology, particularly Hades, the god of death, has never been invoked, the way it has been invoked through Meaghan's muses. The gods, in element whose antics are described within the pages of such well crafted words. Hilarious and insightful! This novel was a delight from start to finish! Greek mythology is flawlessly embedded into a thoroughly modern narrative with memorable characters and a creative, well paced plot. It's also funny as hell (no pun intended). The author taps into relatable frustrations, from the injustices and daily aggravations of the workplace, to larger societal problems, to trying to find a purpose through it all; and sweeps away the gloom with a witty sense of humor. I hope to read more from this author soon! There's a laugh on almost every page A very imaginative and funny book, in which a modern 'goth girl' finds her purpose working in Hades. Meaghan finds the humor both in everyday situations, and in the surreal scenes in the underworld. Her keen observational style serves her well, and she has a great future ahead of her. ) i really like her style of writing and the story is very ... iâm 1/4 of the way through and i can already give 5 stars :) i really like her style of writing and the story is very interesting Trapped Five Amazing Stars I was asked to do an ARC for this book Five Winning Stars I was just completely thrilled to receive this exciting, emotional and intriguing novel produced. I was so keen to enjoy the complete excitement and fury of this amazing book. Written by Meaghan Curley. Such a fabulous book, one that I thoroughly did enjoy so much!! Tranquila had only just arrived at home. Where she had meet up with her Grandma Sobriquet. who immediately asked her so many questions. Tranquila, why are you home and why are you not work yet? This poor young girl pleaded to her Grandma. Tranquila's Grandma seemed to be the oldest most strictest French woman around. She would never stop claiming about her poor granddaughter. I felt just to terrorised by the damn woman completely. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Nonsense-Novels-Audiobook/B01L0M4OOY Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Nonsense Novels Author: Stephen Leacock Narrator: Cate Barratt Format: Abridged Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins Language: English Release date: 08-26-16 Publisher: Spoken Realms Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Nonsense Novels was first published in 1920 yet a century later remains a huge favorite among Stephen Leacock fans. The British-born Canadian writer was renowned for his humor, and Nonsense Novels epitomizes both this skill and his mastery of the ridiculous. From an ill-fated Middle Ages romance to the dubious skills of a pitiful private eye and the happy outcome of a generations-old Scottish feud, Nonsense Novels is a tremendous listen. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Stephen Leacock) Fri, 26 Aug 2016 08:31:05 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Nonsense-Novels-Audiobook/B01L0M4OOY thebookvoice.com 03:19:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Nonsense Novels Author: Stephen Leacock Narrator: Cate Barratt Format: Abridged Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins Language: English Release date: 08-26-16 Publisher: Spoken Realms Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Nonsense Novels was first published in 1920 yet a century later remains a huge favorite among Stephen Leacock fans. The British-born Canadian writer was renowned for his humor, and Nonsense Novels epitomizes both this skill and his mastery of the ridiculous. From an ill-fated Middle Ages romance to the dubious skills of a pitiful private eye and the happy outcome of a generations-old Scottish feud, Nonsense Novels is a tremendous listen. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Nonsense Novels Author: Stephen Leacock Narrator: Cate Barratt Format: Abridged Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins Language: English Release date: 08-26-16 Publisher: Spoken Realms Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Nonsense Novels was first published in 1920 yet a century later remains a huge favorite among Stephen Leacock fans. The British-born Canadian writer was renowned for his humor, and Nonsense Novels epitomizes both this skill and his mastery of the ridiculous. From an ill-fated Middle Ages romance to the dubious skills of a pitiful private eye and the happy outcome of a generations-old Scottish feud, Nonsense Novels is a tremendous listen. Members Reviews: clever, whimsical I had never even heard of Stephan Leacock, but I read about his writings and wanted to read him for myself. Picture yourself in the office of The Great Detective: "At the same moment there was a slight scratching at the door. A visitor entered. He crawled stealthily on his hands and knees. A hearthrug thrown over his head and shoulders disguised his identity. He crawled to the middle of the room. Then he rose. Great Heavens! It was the Prime Minister of England. "You!" said the detective. "Me," said the Prime Minister. I have truly found a kindred spirit, who makes me giggle and laugh out loud at his silly inventiveness. My only problem with this book is that it is really a brief series of short vignettes. I want MORE! Leacock is one of the best written humor writers ever I purchased this book for a friend, because I had a vintage copy of it and knew that it was one of my favorite volumes of written humor. Leacock, although not well-known in the US, was the Canadian equivalent of Mark Twain. He was the favorite written humorist of Groucho Marx, Jack Benny, and other comedians of that caliber. So if you like them, you won't go wrong with this volume! Nonsense questions. These stories are a classic, wonderfully entertaining for all ages. The questions asked above are wholly inappropriate. Weirdly wonderful! A wonderful trip through silliness and nonsense that shouldn't be missed. Five Stars have a nice day!!! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Know-Your-Beholder-Audiobook/B00RKL75RI Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Know Your Beholder Subtitle: A Novel Author: Adam Rapp Narrator: Adam Rapp Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins Language: English Release date: 03-03-15 Publisher: Hachette Audio Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 16 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: From a Pulitzer Prize finalist comes a hilarious and heartbreaking novel about a musician climbing back from rock bottom. As winter deepens in snowbound Pollard, Illinois, 30-something Francis Falbo is holed up in his attic apartment, recovering from a series of traumas: his mother's death, his beloved wife's desertion, and his once-ascendant rock band's irreconcilable break-up. Francis hasn't shaved in months, hasn't so much as changed out of his bathrobe - "the uniform of a Life in Default" - for nine days. Other than the agoraphobia that continues to hold him hostage, all he has left is his childhood home, whose remaining rooms he rents to a cast of eccentric tenants, including a pair of former circus performers whose daughter has gone missing. The tight-knit community has already survived a blizzard, but there is more danger in store for the citizens of Pollard before summer arrives. Francis is himself caught up in these troubles as he becomes increasingly entangled in the affairs of others, with results that are by turns disastrous, hysterical, and ultimately healing. Fusing consummate wit with the seriousness attending an adulthood gone awry, Rapp has written an uproarious and affecting novel about what we do and where we go when our lives have crumbled around us. Sharp-edged but tenderhearted, Know Your Beholder introduces us to one of the most lovably flawed characters in recent fiction, a man at last able to collect the jagged pieces of his dreams and begin anew, in both life and love. Seldom have our foibles and our efforts to persevere in spite of them been laid bare with such heart and hope. Critic Reviews: "Rapp... is a gifted storyteller. He makes demands on his audience, and he rewards its close attention with depth and elegance." (John Lahr, The New Yorker) bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Adam Rapp) Tue, 03 Mar 2015 07:54:36 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Know-Your-Beholder-Audiobook/B00RKL75RI thebookvoice.com 08:29:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Know Your Beholder Subtitle: A Novel Author: Adam Rapp Narrator: Adam Rapp Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins Language: English Release date: 03-03-15 Publisher: Hachette Audio Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 16 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: From a Pulitzer Prize finalist comes a hilarious and heartbreaking novel about a musician climbing back from rock bottom. As winter deepens in snowbound Pollard, Illinois, 30-something Francis Falbo is holed up in his attic apartment, recovering from a series of traumas: his mother's death, his beloved wife's desertion, and his once-ascendant rock band's irreconcilable break-up. Francis hasn't shaved in months, hasn't so much as changed out of his bathrobe - "the uniform of a Life in Default" - for nine days. Other than the agoraphobia that continues to hold him hostage, all he has left is his childhood home, whose remaining rooms he rents to a cast of eccentric tenants, including a pair of former circus performers whose daughter has gone missing. The tight-knit community has already survived a blizzard, but there is more danger in store for the citizens of Pollard before summer arrives. Francis is himself caught up in these troubles as he becomes increasingly entangled in the affairs of others, with results that are by turns disastrous, hysterical, and ultimately healing. Fusing consummate wit with the seriousness attending an adulthood gone awry, Rapp has written an uproarious and affecting novel about what we do and where we go when our lives have crumbled around us. Sharp-edged but tenderhearted, Know Your Beholder introduces us to one of the most lovably flawed characters in recent fiction, a man at last able to collect the jagged pieces of his dreams and begin anew, in both life and love. Seldom have our foibles and our efforts to persevere in spite of them been laid bare with such heart and hope. Critic Reviews: "Rapp... is a gifted storyteller. He makes demands on his audience, and he rewards its close attention with depth and elegance." (John Lahr, The New Yorker) Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Know Your Beholder Subtitle: A Novel Author: Adam Rapp Narrator: Adam Rapp Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins Language: English Release date: 03-03-15 Publisher: Hachette Audio Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 16 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: From a Pulitzer Prize finalist comes a hilarious and heartbreaking novel about a musician climbing back from rock bottom. As winter deepens in snowbound Pollard, Illinois, 30-something Francis Falbo is holed up in his attic apartment, recovering from a series of traumas: his mother's death, his beloved wife's desertion, and his once-ascendant rock band's irreconcilable break-up. Francis hasn't shaved in months, hasn't so much as changed out of his bathrobe - "the uniform of a Life in Default" - for nine days. Other than the agoraphobia that continues to hold him hostage, all he has left is his childhood home, whose remaining rooms he rents to a cast of eccentric tenants, including a pair of former circus performers whose daughter has gone missing. The tight-knit community has already survived a blizzard, but there is more danger in store for the citizens of Pollard before summer arrives. Francis is himself caught up in these troubles as he becomes increasingly entangled in the affairs of others, with results that are by turns disastrous, hysterical, and ultimately healing. Fusing consummate wit with the seriousness attending an adulthood gone awry, Rapp has written an uproarious and affecting novel about what we do and where we go when our lives have crumbled around us. Sharp-edged but tenderhearted, Know Your Beholder introduces us to one of the most lovably flawed characters in recent fiction, a man at last able to collect the jagged pieces of his dreams and begin anew, in both life and love. Seldom have our foibles and our efforts to persevere in spite of them been laid bare with such heart and hope. Critic Reviews: "Rapp... is a gifted storyteller. He makes demands on his audience, and he rewards its close attention with depth and elegance." (John Lahr, The New Yorker) Members Reviews: Author can write, but can't read. Make sure you listen a bit to the book first. The author reads with less inflection then a robot. It's too bad they didn't hire a good reader. The book is actually pretty good. I might have to just pick up the book on the one. never seemed to get off the ground I was somewhat dumbfounded when I saw that I was five min from the end of the book and nothing really seemed to happen. for that matter the plot lines that were presented never really got of the ground or were so quickly "wrapped up" that I was left wondering if there was going to be a cliffhanger and sequel. in the end I was wishing this story could've been better and much more I wanted a new narrator. the narrator was dull and lacked any emotion at all. overall I was highly disappointed and unable to find any light in this tunnel of "go no where" storytelling. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Yikes-Audiobook/B009G5BELE Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Yikes! Subtitle: Another Quirky Audio Book Author: Adele Park Narrator: Steve Campbell, Melissa Sandberg, Alexandra Harbold, Brittany Shamy, Rhett Guter, Kent Hayes, Kiki Thompson, Adam Schroeder, Sherri Aldred, Brian Rollins Format: Original Recording Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins Language: English Release date: 09-25-12 Publisher: Straight to Audio Productions Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 14 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When marijuana enthusiast Blue McKenna suffers an apocalyptic case of writer's block, reality TV seems like an easy way out. A conglomerate of kooky contestants invades the polygamist community of Navel, Utah, to compete in a reality TV show called Yikes! Participants include Steven Finch, a lovable stoner who develops a conspiracy theory involving a rock band called the Rectal Surgeons, and Randall Smoot, a member of the Gay Mafia. When marijuana and reality TV collide.... Yikes! Another Quirky Audio Book features a cast of 11 actors who portray the characters in funny, engaging narratives. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Adele Park) Tue, 25 Sep 2012 22:24:37 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Yikes-Audiobook/B009G5BELE thebookvoice.com 10:27:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Yikes! Subtitle: Another Quirky Audio Book Author: Adele Park Narrator: Steve Campbell, Melissa Sandberg, Alexandra Harbold, Brittany Shamy, Rhett Guter, Kent Hayes, Kiki Thompson, Adam Schroeder, Sherri Aldred, Brian Rollins Format: Original Recording Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins Language: English Release date: 09-25-12 Publisher: Straight to Audio Productions Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 14 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When marijuana enthusiast Blue McKenna suffers an apocalyptic case of writer's block, reality TV seems like an easy way out. A conglomerate of kooky contestants invades the polygamist community of Navel, Utah, to compete in a reality TV show called Yikes! Participants include Steven Finch, a lovable stoner who develops a conspiracy theory involving a rock band called the Rectal Surgeons, and Randall Smoot, a member of the Gay Mafia. When marijuana and reality TV collide.... Yikes! Another Quirky Audio Book features a cast of 11 actors who portray the characters in funny, engaging narratives. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Yikes! Subtitle: Another Quirky Audio Book Author: Adele Park Narrator: Steve Campbell, Melissa Sandberg, Alexandra Harbold, Brittany Shamy, Rhett Guter, Kent Hayes, Kiki Thompson, Adam Schroeder, Sherri Aldred, Brian Rollins Format: Original Recording Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins Language: English Release date: 09-25-12 Publisher: Straight to Audio Productions Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 14 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When marijuana enthusiast Blue McKenna suffers an apocalyptic case of writer's block, reality TV seems like an easy way out. A conglomerate of kooky contestants invades the polygamist community of Navel, Utah, to compete in a reality TV show called Yikes! Participants include Steven Finch, a lovable stoner who develops a conspiracy theory involving a rock band called the Rectal Surgeons, and Randall Smoot, a member of the Gay Mafia. When marijuana and reality TV collide.... Yikes! Another Quirky Audio Book features a cast of 11 actors who portray the characters in funny, engaging narratives. Members Reviews: Lively, wry and dry Adele Park's writing style reminded me of Joseph Heller's "Catch 22" (one of my favourite books); every new character is introduced with a neat little anecdote that tells you everything you need to know about them. There are no blunt phrases, no cliched descriptions, just a lively tangent into their background, and then you're back to what's happening now. The storyline takes it's time, but the characters are so amusing to be around that you don't really mind how long it takes to get where they're going; you're just enjoying their company. Each chapter of the book is from a different character's perspective, and here's where my only criticism comes; maybe there are too many voices. Adele Park's writing style is so rhythmic and, after a couple of chapters, so recognisable, that even though each character's voice sounds completely different, they also sound sort of the same... But that's a very minor negative for me. My favourite moment so far is Moon describing using her mother's home lab to create lotions and scents. For me, listening to someone describe how beautiful something smells, even if they're just listing the ingredients, is much more evocative than reading the words. The quality of the recording is really good. I've listened to some audio books that sound as though they've been recorded outside using a phone, and some where the narrator clearly doesn't understand what they're reading. This is extremely well balanced, contains some unexpected additions (rapping!), and all of the artists get big ticks for clarity and character. So - the story itself. It's wry, it's dry, and even the characters who are of dubious moral disposition are enjoyable to listen to. A strange but funny tale with excellent narration YIKES: Another Quirky Audiobook Author: Adele Park Type of Book: Audiobook- Unabridged Narrated by: Steve Campbell, Melissa Sandberg, Alexandra Harbold, Garry Morris, Brittany Shamy, Jesse Pepe, Rhett Guter, Kent Hayes, Kiki Thompson, Adam Schroeder, Lesley Mendenhall Length: 10 hours, 27 minutes Genre: Humor, Fiction Release Date: September 25, 2012 Publisher: Straight to Audio Productions Rating: 4 out of 5 stars *** This audiobook has adult themes and might not be suitable for younger listeners. There are scenes of drug use and sexual situations. Twin sisters, Blue and Moon McKenna were born on a hippie commune on Halloween in 1974. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Tales-of-the-City-Series-1-and-2-Audiobook/B076PN45SZ Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Tales of the City: Series 1 and 2 Subtitle: Two BBC Radio 4 full-cast dramatisations Author: Armistead Maupin Narrator: full cast, Kate Harper, Lydia Wilson Format: Original Recording Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins Language: English Release date: 11-02-17 Publisher: BBC Digital Audio Ratings: 1 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Lydia Wilson and Kate Harper star in these BBC Radio 4 full-cast dramatisations of the first and second novels in Armistead Maupin's acclaimed Tales of the City series. Set against the 1970s San Fransisco skyline, Maupin's Tales of the City introduces the unconventional tenants of 28 Barbary Lane, the domain of the eccentric, marijuana-growing landlady Anna Madrigal. Mary Ann Singleton, a naive young woman newly arrived from Cleveland, Ohio, moves into an apartment there and soon becomes friends with other tenants of the building: the hippyish bisexual Mona Ramsey; the strange Norman Neal Williams; and Michael Tolliver, a sweet and personable gay man known to his friends as Mouse. Beyond the house, lovers and friends guide Mary Ann through her San Franciscan adventures.... In More Tales of the City, landlady Anna Madrigal reveals her secrets to her tenants, but they are preparing to flee their cosy nest for adventures further afield. Dramatised by Barbara Lavery, this is both a sparkling comedy of manners and a portrait of a free and easy era. Cast: Produced and directed by Susan Roberts. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Armistead Maupin) Thu, 02 Nov 2017 18:08:46 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Tales-of-the-City-Series-1-and-2-Audiobook/B076PN45SZ thebookvoice.com 02:18:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Tales of the City: Series 1 and 2 Subtitle: Two BBC Radio 4 full-cast dramatisations Author: Armistead Maupin Narrator: full cast, Kate Harper, Lydia Wilson Format: Original Recording Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins Language: English Release date: 11-02-17 Publisher: BBC Digital Audio Ratings: 1 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Lydia Wilson and Kate Harper star in these BBC Radio 4 full-cast dramatisations of the first and second novels in Armistead Maupin's acclaimed Tales of the City series. Set against the 1970s San Fransisco skyline, Maupin's Tales of the City introduces the unconventional tenants of 28 Barbary Lane, the domain of the eccentric, marijuana-growing landlady Anna Madrigal. Mary Ann Singleton, a naive young woman newly arrived from Cleveland, Ohio, moves into an apartment there and soon becomes friends with other tenants of the building: the hippyish bisexual Mona Ramsey; the strange Norman Neal Williams; and Michael Tolliver, a sweet and personable gay man known to his friends as Mouse. Beyond the house, lovers and friends guide Mary Ann through her San Franciscan adventures.... In More Tales of the City, landlady Anna Madrigal reveals her secrets to her tenants, but they are preparing to flee their cosy nest for adventures further afield. Dramatised by Barbara Lavery, this is both a sparkling comedy of manners and a portrait of a free and easy era. Cast: Produced and directed by Susan Roberts. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Tales of the City: Series 1 and 2 Subtitle: Two BBC Radio 4 full-cast dramatisations Author: Armistead Maupin Narrator: full cast, Kate Harper, Lydia Wilson Format: Original Recording Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins Language: English Release date: 11-02-17 Publisher: BBC Digital Audio Ratings: 1 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Lydia Wilson and Kate Harper star in these BBC Radio 4 full-cast dramatisations of the first and second novels in Armistead Maupin's acclaimed Tales of the City series. Set against the 1970s San Fransisco skyline, Maupin's Tales of the City introduces the unconventional tenants of 28 Barbary Lane, the domain of the eccentric, marijuana-growing landlady Anna Madrigal. Mary Ann Singleton, a naive young woman newly arrived from Cleveland, Ohio, moves into an apartment there and soon becomes friends with other tenants of the building: the hippyish bisexual Mona Ramsey; the strange Norman Neal Williams; and Michael Tolliver, a sweet and personable gay man known to his friends as Mouse. Beyond the house, lovers and friends guide Mary Ann through her San Franciscan adventures.... In More Tales of the City, landlady Anna Madrigal reveals her secrets to her tenants, but they are preparing to flee their cosy nest for adventures further afield. Dramatised by Barbara Lavery, this is both a sparkling comedy of manners and a portrait of a free and easy era. Cast: Produced and directed by Susan Roberts. Members Reviews: Dreadful A complete waste of money. Terrible adaptation, performances overly theatrical, and confusing for those who don't already know the books. I can't even get beyond the first chapter. Just terrible. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Condenada-Doomed-Audiobook/B074HJ5LVM Escuche este audio libro completo gratis en https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Título: Condenada [Doomed] Subtitular: La vida es corta, la muerte es eterna [Life is short, death is eternal] Autor: Chuck Palahniuk, Javier Calvo - traductor Narrador: Miriam Monlleo Formato: Unabridged Duración: 8 hrs and 35 mins Idioma: Español Fecha de publicación: 08-08-17 Editor: Audible Studios para Penguin Random House Grupo Editorial Calificaciones: 3 de 5 de 2 votos Categorías: Fiction, Humor Resumen del editor: ¿Adolescentes en el infierno? Del escritor más polémico de su generación, una novela de iniciación... después de la muerte de su protagonista. La versión más retorcida del infierno. Hija de una estrella de cine narcisista y de un multimillonario, una Navidad Madison es abandonada en un internado suizo mientras sus padres se dedican a impulsar sus nuevos proyectos y a adoptar huerfanitos. Entonces Madison muere por una sobredosis y lo siguiente que sabe es que está en el Infierno rodeada de un variopinto grupo de jóvenes pecadores demasiado bueno para ser cierto: una animadora, un deportista, un empollón y un rockero punk. Unidos por el destino, Madison y sus colegas tendrán que atravesar el Desierto de Caspa y cruzar el Valle de los Pañales Desechables Usados para enfrentarse a Satanás en su ciudadela, y nada podrá detenerlos. ¿Estás ahí, Satanás? Soy yo, Madison. Acabo de llegar aquí, al Infierno, pero no es culpa mía, salvo tal vez por el hecho de haberme muerto de una sobredosis de marihuana. Tal vez esté en el Infierno por ser gorda... Una auténtica foca. Si una puede ir al Infierno por tener la autoestima baja, entonces es por eso por lo que estoy aquí. Ojalá pudiera mentirte y decirte que estoy en los huesos y que soy rubia y tetuda. Pero, créeme, tengo mis razones para estar gorda. Para empezar, déjame que me presente. Reseñas: "Más importante aún es que Palahniuk conserve las facultades que hacen que le sigamos leyendo: sigue siendo divertido a matar, asqueroso cuando se le antoja [...], su lenguaje sigue siendo duro y elástico, sigue trabajando tanto las repeticiones casi musicales como los giros inesperados y, si le viene en gana, puede ser hilarante [...]." (Kiko Amat, La Vanguardia) "La decimosegunda novela de Palahniuk es tan alegremente obscena como cabría esperar, también es divertidísima [...]. Como novela de iniciación es dulce, inspiradora, está llena de esperanza; como sátira es divertida e irreverente, y está cargada de grandes dosis de entretenimiento." (Michael Schaub, NPR) "En Condenada se dan algunas características de El club de la lucha: desafección juvenil, violencia, humor escatológico, una ambientación distópica, sátira cultural como deporte de riesgo... [...] Una aventura rocambolesca de proporciones swifteanas, un parque de atracciones del Infierno que muestra cómo una adolescente con sobrepeso consigue bajarle los humos al mismísimo Diablo." (Claude Peck, Minneapolis Star-Tribune) Please note: This audiobook is in Spanish. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Chuck Palahniuk) Tue, 08 Aug 2017 12:36:53 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Condenada-Doomed-Audiobook/B074HJ5LVM thebookvoice.com 08:35:00 no Escucha este título completo gratis en thebookvoice.com Escuche este audio libro completo gratis en https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Título: Condenada [Doomed] Subtitular: La vida es corta, la muerte es eterna [Life is short, death is eternal] Autor: Chuck Palahniuk, Javier Calvo - traductor Narrador: Miriam Monlleo Formato: Unabridged Duración: 8 hrs and 35 mins Idioma: Español Fecha de publicación: 08-08-17 Editor: Audible Studios para Penguin Random House Grupo Editorial Calificaciones: 3 de 5 de 2 votos Categorías: Fiction, Humor Resumen del editor: ¿Adolescentes en el infierno? Del escritor más polémico de su generación, una novela de iniciación... después de la muerte de su protagonista. La versión más retorcida del infierno. Hija de una estrella de cine narcisista y de un multimillonario, una Navidad Madison es abandonada en un internado suizo mientras sus padres se dedican a impulsar sus nuevos proyectos y a adoptar huerfanitos. Entonces Madison muere por una sobredosis y lo siguiente que sabe es que está en el Infierno rodeada de un variopinto grupo de jóvenes pecadores demasiado bueno para ser cierto: una animadora, un deportista, un empollón y un rockero punk. Unidos por el destino, Madison y sus colegas tendrán que atravesar el Desierto de Caspa y cruzar el Valle de los Pañales Desechables Usados para enfrentarse a Satanás en su ciudadela, y nada podrá detenerlos. ¿Estás ahí, Satanás? Soy yo, Madison. Acabo de llegar aquí, al Infierno, pero no es culpa mía, salvo tal vez por el hecho de haberme muerto de una sobredosis de marihuana. Tal vez esté en el Infierno por ser gorda... Una auténtica foca. Si una puede ir al Infierno por tener la autoestima baja, entonces es por eso por lo que estoy aquí. Ojalá pudiera mentirte y decirte que estoy en los huesos y que soy rubia y tetuda. Pero, créeme, tengo mis razones para estar gorda. Para empezar, déjame que me presente. Reseñas: "Más importante aún es que Palahniuk conserve las facultades que hacen que le sigamos leyendo: sigue siendo divertido a matar, asqueroso cuando se le antoja [...], su lenguaje sigue siendo duro y elástico, sigue trabajando tanto las repeticiones casi musicales como los giros inesperados y, si le viene en gana, puede ser hilarante [...]." (Kiko Amat, La Vanguardia) "La decimosegunda novela de Palahniuk es tan alegremente obscena como cabría esperar, también es divertidísima [...]. Como novela de iniciación es dulce, inspiradora, está llena de esperanza; como sátira es divertida e irreverente, y está cargada de grandes dosis de entretenimiento." (Michael Schaub, NPR) "En Condenada se dan algunas características de El club de la lucha: desafección juvenil, violencia, humor escatológico, una ambientación distópica, sátira cultural como deporte de riesgo... [...] Una aventura rocambolesca de proporciones swifteanas, un parque de atracciones del Infierno que muestra cómo una adolescente con sobrepeso consigue bajarle los humos al mismísimo Diablo." (Claude Peck, Minneapolis Star-Tribune) Please note: This audiobook is in Spanish. Escuche este audio libro completo gratis en https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Título: Condenada [Doomed] Subtitular: La vida es corta, la muerte es eterna [Life is short, death is eternal] Autor: Chuck Palahniuk, Javier Calvo - traductor Narrador: Miriam Monlleo Formato: Unabridged Duración: 8 hrs and 35 mins Idioma: Español Fecha de publicación: 08-08-17 Editor: Audible Studios para Penguin Random House Grupo Editorial Calificaciones: 3 de 5 de 2 votos Categorías: Fiction, Humor Resumen del editor: ¿Adolescentes en el infierno? Del escritor más polémico de su generación, una novela de iniciación... después de la muerte de su protagonista. La versión más retorcida del infierno. Hija de una estrella de cine narcisista y de un multimillonario, una Navidad Madison es abandonada en un internado suizo mientras sus padres se dedican a impulsar sus nuevos proyectos y a adoptar huerfanitos. Entonces Madison muere por una sobredosis y lo siguiente que sabe es que está en el Infierno rodeada de un variopinto grupo de jóvenes pecadores demasiado bueno para ser cierto: una animadora, un deportista, un empollón y un rockero punk. Unidos por el destino, Madison y sus colegas tendrán que atravesar el Desierto de Caspa y cruzar el Valle de los Pañales Desechables Usados para enfrentarse a Satanás en su ciudadela, y nada podrá detenerlos. ¿Estás ahí, Satanás? Soy yo, Madison. Acabo de llegar aquí, al Infierno, pero no es culpa mía, salvo tal vez por el hecho de haberme muerto de una sobredosis de marihuana. Tal vez esté en el Infierno por ser gorda... Una auténtica foca. Si una puede ir al Infierno por tener la autoestima baja, entonces es por eso por lo que estoy aquí. Ojalá pudiera mentirte y decirte que estoy en los huesos y que soy rubia y tetuda. Pero, créeme, tengo mis razones para estar gorda. Para empezar, déjame que me presente. Reseñas: "Más importante aún es que Palahniuk conserve las facultades que hacen que le sigamos leyendo: sigue siendo divertido a matar, asqueroso cuando se le antoja [...], su lenguaje sigue siendo duro y elástico, sigue trabajando tanto las repeticiones casi musicales como los giros inesperados y, si le viene en gana, puede ser hilarante [...]." (Kiko Amat, La Vanguardia) "La decimosegunda novela de Palahniuk es tan alegremente obscena como cabría esperar, también es divertidísima [...]. Como novela de iniciación es dulce, inspiradora, está llena de esperanza; como sátira es divertida e irreverente, y está cargada de grandes dosis de entretenimiento." (Michael Schaub, NPR) "En Condenada se dan algunas características de El club de la lucha: desafección juvenil, violencia, humor escatológico, una ambientación distópica, sátira cultural como deporte de riesgo... [...] Una aventura rocambolesca de proporciones swifteanas, un parque de atracciones del Infierno que muestra cómo una adolescente con sobrepeso consigue bajarle los humos al mismísimo Diablo." (Claude Peck, Minneapolis Star-Tribune) Please note: This audiobook is in Spanish. Opiniones de los miembros: Five Stars Great https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Death-by-Roses-Audiobook/B01KW5JYCC Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Death by Roses Author: Vivian R. Probst Narrator: Teri Schnaubelt Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins Language: English Release date: 08-25-16 Publisher: Vivian R. Probst Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Death by Roses is an outrageous, laugh-out-loud exploration of life and love before and after death. Leading us on a journey full of shocking revelations, eccentric characters, and perhaps even enlightenment, Vivian Probst is a master of her craft. Death by Roses mixes just the right blend of irreverence, ingenuity, and heart-felt sincerity in a touching story of life and relationships as the universe's sense of humor unfolds. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Vivian R. Probst) Thu, 25 Aug 2016 18:07:09 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Death-by-Roses-Audiobook/B01KW5JYCC thebookvoice.com 10:32:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Death by Roses Author: Vivian R. Probst Narrator: Teri Schnaubelt Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins Language: English Release date: 08-25-16 Publisher: Vivian R. Probst Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Death by Roses is an outrageous, laugh-out-loud exploration of life and love before and after death. Leading us on a journey full of shocking revelations, eccentric characters, and perhaps even enlightenment, Vivian Probst is a master of her craft. Death by Roses mixes just the right blend of irreverence, ingenuity, and heart-felt sincerity in a touching story of life and relationships as the universe's sense of humor unfolds. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Death by Roses Author: Vivian R. Probst Narrator: Teri Schnaubelt Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins Language: English Release date: 08-25-16 Publisher: Vivian R. Probst Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Death by Roses is an outrageous, laugh-out-loud exploration of life and love before and after death. Leading us on a journey full of shocking revelations, eccentric characters, and perhaps even enlightenment, Vivian Probst is a master of her craft. Death by Roses mixes just the right blend of irreverence, ingenuity, and heart-felt sincerity in a touching story of life and relationships as the universe's sense of humor unfolds. Members Reviews: Excellent For some reason I was especially touched by this book. As usual Teri Schnaubell turns in a fantastic performance and the plot was fun. Such an amazing story Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why? yes, it was such a nice story bringing the lives of 2 different people together. Which character as performed by Teri Schnaubelt was your favorite? May Rose If you could rename Death by Roses, what would you call it? Divine Intervention Any additional comments? This story was a little slow for me to get into but once I got into it, I couldn't put it down. I experienced very happy and sad moments during the story and the end was the most amazing end to this story. Making it my headline. This audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review courtesy of AudiobookBoom Death by Roses I enjoyed the quirky humor in this story. This tale takes a reader on the journey of life after death and then back to life again as Mae Rose dies and then comes back to life in another woman's body. I felt sad for her husband as he tried to adjust to life with his two sons after the death of his wife. This story had drama as well as tender and fun moments. Book review I didn't finish the book. Had a hard time keeping my interest. The narrator was good. Author has a unique wit. What did you like best about Death by Roses? What did you like least? I liked the authors wit. It is quite hilarious. The story line is somewhat confusing until you realize that the 2 storylines will come together. What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!) Ended as it should have. What does Teri Schnaubelt bring to the story that you wouldnt experience if you just read the book? Teri Schnaubelt brings so much. She puts so much into each character. If you were reading it you would not have the great performance that she gives. Do you think Death by Roses needs a follow-up book? Why or why not? No, I do not think it should have a follow-up book. Because where can you go from here. Any additional comments? This audiobook was provided by the author/narrator/publisher free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Q-Audiobook/B01KYHO8EW Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Q Subtitle: A Novel Author: Evan Mandery Narrator: James Fouhey Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins Language: English Release date: 11-08-16 Publisher: HarperAudio Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "Q, Quentina Elizabeth Deveril, is the love of my life." Shortly before his wedding, the unnamed hero of this uncommon romance is visited by a man who claims to be his future self and ominously admonishes him that he must not marry the love of his life, Q. At first the protagonist doubts this stranger, but in time he becomes convinced of the authenticity of the warning and leaves his fiancée. The resulting void in his life is impossible to fill. One after the other, future selves arrive, urging him to marry someone else, divorce, attend law school, leave law school, travel, join a running club, stop running, study the guitar, the cello, Proust, Buddhism, and opera and eliminate gluten from his diet. The only constants in this madcap quest for personal improvement are his love for his New York City home and for the irresistible Q. A unique literary talent, Evan Mandery turns the classic story of transcendent love on its head, with an ending that will melt even the darkest heart. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Evan Mandery) Tue, 08 Nov 2016 22:40:14 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Q-Audiobook/B01KYHO8EW thebookvoice.com 10:34:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Q Subtitle: A Novel Author: Evan Mandery Narrator: James Fouhey Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins Language: English Release date: 11-08-16 Publisher: HarperAudio Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "Q, Quentina Elizabeth Deveril, is the love of my life." Shortly before his wedding, the unnamed hero of this uncommon romance is visited by a man who claims to be his future self and ominously admonishes him that he must not marry the love of his life, Q. At first the protagonist doubts this stranger, but in time he becomes convinced of the authenticity of the warning and leaves his fiancée. The resulting void in his life is impossible to fill. One after the other, future selves arrive, urging him to marry someone else, divorce, attend law school, leave law school, travel, join a running club, stop running, study the guitar, the cello, Proust, Buddhism, and opera and eliminate gluten from his diet. The only constants in this madcap quest for personal improvement are his love for his New York City home and for the irresistible Q. A unique literary talent, Evan Mandery turns the classic story of transcendent love on its head, with an ending that will melt even the darkest heart. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Q Subtitle: A Novel Author: Evan Mandery Narrator: James Fouhey Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins Language: English Release date: 11-08-16 Publisher: HarperAudio Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "Q, Quentina Elizabeth Deveril, is the love of my life." Shortly before his wedding, the unnamed hero of this uncommon romance is visited by a man who claims to be his future self and ominously admonishes him that he must not marry the love of his life, Q. At first the protagonist doubts this stranger, but in time he becomes convinced of the authenticity of the warning and leaves his fiancée. The resulting void in his life is impossible to fill. One after the other, future selves arrive, urging him to marry someone else, divorce, attend law school, leave law school, travel, join a running club, stop running, study the guitar, the cello, Proust, Buddhism, and opera and eliminate gluten from his diet. The only constants in this madcap quest for personal improvement are his love for his New York City home and for the irresistible Q. A unique literary talent, Evan Mandery turns the classic story of transcendent love on its head, with an ending that will melt even the darkest heart. Members Reviews: Only Time Travel Could Save This Book This book could have been a great book. Could have been 5 stars. The story concept is wonderful, including a magical ending. But like other reviewers here, I wanted to travel through time and grab Mr. Mandery by the shoulders and say, "Stop getting off on ridiculous tangents." It's not JUST that he gets off on tangents. Some of that is okay here and there, or if done right, can enhance a book and its characters even if frequent. There are two problems with the tangents in this particular book. First, they are way, way, way too long. Second, they are off-putting. Instead of being cute and smart, and adding to the story by giving it some quirkiness and spice, or further developing the characters, they make you feel like the author is standing in the corner of your room at all times lifting weights, flexing, and saying "See how smart I am? See how smart I am? Do you love me yet?" The comments by other reviewers about "trying to hard" are dead on. Even the acknowledgements at the end, where he intrudes upon the reader to tell them how great his life is now, is of the same ilk. I mean for the love of God, he just got away from his ego enough to wrap the book up with a magical ending, and then comes right back to "Now look at me, Now look at me again! I'm over here. Aren't I great? Don't you wish you were me?" If time travel is ever invented, the editor of this book should realize that the real story here isn't that the main character blew his relationship with Q. No, it's that the editor blew what could have been a best seller, a modern day classic. He should travel back through time and edit the hell out of this book to get Mr. Mandery out of his own way. It's really a crying shame that such a fantastic concept was ruined. I read that this might be made into a movie. That would redeem it, because the screenwriter would remove all this nonsense no doubt. It could make a great movie, because the bare storyline really is fantastic. A Modern Fable To me, it is clear that Mandery has written a fable, a tale that serves as a warning. Like a fable, there are many implausible aspects to this tale. The character, for one, unnamed and ostensibly malleable, is not only a little unbelievable, but often-times un-likeable. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Yumoristicheskie-rasskazyi-Audiobook/B00MANM5GC Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Yumoristicheskie rasskazyi Author: M. A. Bulgakov Narrator: Ivan Litvinov Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins Language: English Release date: 08-01-14 Publisher: Dmytro Strelbytskyy Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 3 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Yumoristicheskie rasskazyi i satiricheskie feletonyi Mihaila Bulgakova - eto ostroumnyie zarisovki stolichnoy zhizni v razgar nepa, blistatelno-glumlivoe izobrazhenie novogo sovetskogo byita i razruhi v golovah, zhivyie i veselyie zhiteyskie istorii. Please note: This audiobook is in Russian. Critic Reviews: Yumoristicheskie rasskazyi i satiricheskie feletonyi Mihaila Bulgakova eto ostroumnyie zarisovki stolichnoy zhizni v razgar nepa, blistatelno-glumlivoe izobrazhenie novogo sovetskogo byita i razruhi v golovah, zhivyie i veselyie zhiteyskie istorii. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (M. A. Bulgakov) Fri, 01 Aug 2014 00:04:16 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Yumoristicheskie-rasskazyi-Audiobook/B00MANM5GC thebookvoice.com 02:38:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Yumoristicheskie rasskazyi Author: M. A. Bulgakov Narrator: Ivan Litvinov Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins Language: English Release date: 08-01-14 Publisher: Dmytro Strelbytskyy Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 3 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Yumoristicheskie rasskazyi i satiricheskie feletonyi Mihaila Bulgakova - eto ostroumnyie zarisovki stolichnoy zhizni v razgar nepa, blistatelno-glumlivoe izobrazhenie novogo sovetskogo byita i razruhi v golovah, zhivyie i veselyie zhiteyskie istorii. Please note: This audiobook is in Russian. Critic Reviews: Yumoristicheskie rasskazyi i satiricheskie feletonyi Mihaila Bulgakova eto ostroumnyie zarisovki stolichnoy zhizni v razgar nepa, blistatelno-glumlivoe izobrazhenie novogo sovetskogo byita i razruhi v golovah, zhivyie i veselyie zhiteyskie istorii. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Yumoristicheskie rasskazyi Author: M. A. Bulgakov Narrator: Ivan Litvinov Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins Language: English Release date: 08-01-14 Publisher: Dmytro Strelbytskyy Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 3 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Yumoristicheskie rasskazyi i satiricheskie feletonyi Mihaila Bulgakova - eto ostroumnyie zarisovki stolichnoy zhizni v razgar nepa, blistatelno-glumlivoe izobrazhenie novogo sovetskogo byita i razruhi v golovah, zhivyie i veselyie zhiteyskie istorii. Please note: This audiobook is in Russian. Critic Reviews: Yumoristicheskie rasskazyi i satiricheskie feletonyi Mihaila Bulgakova eto ostroumnyie zarisovki stolichnoy zhizni v razgar nepa, blistatelno-glumlivoe izobrazhenie novogo sovetskogo byita i razruhi v golovah, zhivyie i veselyie zhiteyskie istorii. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/No-Sex-Please-Im-Menopausal-Audiobook/B0193L4F7U Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: No Sex Please, I'm Menopausal! Author: Stevie Turner Narrator: Ruth Golding Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins Language: English Release date: 12-09-15 Publisher: Stevie Turner Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 6 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: After going through menopause, Lyn finds that she no longer wants sex. This is unfortunate, as her husband, Neil, still does. When he discards her after 35 years of marriage like an old worn-out shoe, Lyn moves to Cornwall to start a new life. However, new friends are hard to find, and she feels lonely. On the spur of the moment, she decides to join an online dating site, MatchULike, just for companionship. Amongst the peculiar people she meets is Peter; shy and conscious that his "gentleman's" operation has rendered him an unattractive prospect in the marriage stakes. Lyn makes a friend of Peter, but when Neil gets to hear about the friendship, he realizes too late that there is more to a relationship than just sex, and he suddenly starts to appear back on the scene and wants to turn her life upside down all over again. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Stevie Turner) Wed, 09 Dec 2015 05:20:20 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/No-Sex-Please-Im-Menopausal-Audiobook/B0193L4F7U thebookvoice.com 05:40:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: No Sex Please, I'm Menopausal! Author: Stevie Turner Narrator: Ruth Golding Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins Language: English Release date: 12-09-15 Publisher: Stevie Turner Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 6 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: After going through menopause, Lyn finds that she no longer wants sex. This is unfortunate, as her husband, Neil, still does. When he discards her after 35 years of marriage like an old worn-out shoe, Lyn moves to Cornwall to start a new life. However, new friends are hard to find, and she feels lonely. On the spur of the moment, she decides to join an online dating site, MatchULike, just for companionship. Amongst the peculiar people she meets is Peter; shy and conscious that his "gentleman's" operation has rendered him an unattractive prospect in the marriage stakes. Lyn makes a friend of Peter, but when Neil gets to hear about the friendship, he realizes too late that there is more to a relationship than just sex, and he suddenly starts to appear back on the scene and wants to turn her life upside down all over again. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: No Sex Please, I'm Menopausal! Author: Stevie Turner Narrator: Ruth Golding Format: Unabridged Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins Language: English Release date: 12-09-15 Publisher: Stevie Turner Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 6 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: After going through menopause, Lyn finds that she no longer wants sex. This is unfortunate, as her husband, Neil, still does. When he discards her after 35 years of marriage like an old worn-out shoe, Lyn moves to Cornwall to start a new life. However, new friends are hard to find, and she feels lonely. On the spur of the moment, she decides to join an online dating site, MatchULike, just for companionship. Amongst the peculiar people she meets is Peter; shy and conscious that his "gentleman's" operation has rendered him an unattractive prospect in the marriage stakes. Lyn makes a friend of Peter, but when Neil gets to hear about the friendship, he realizes too late that there is more to a relationship than just sex, and he suddenly starts to appear back on the scene and wants to turn her life upside down all over again. Members Reviews: Very enjoyable and interesting It was interesting to observe how the main character talked sweetly overall to her undeserving husband - maybe it was the narrator's way of speaking. It made me realize how different those words would sound with a different tone of voice! It was an unusual and appealing narration. I liked how the main character maintained her essential essence throughout a difficult time, and at the same time stretched well beyond her comfort zone. I was impressed and inspired by the main character. Thanks to the author and narrator! Happy for the time I spent This was a nice book, very pleasant to listen to, full of emotions and the right size to keep your attention. I was in tears once [I think it was because it reminded me of my ex], but usually I was smiling. I am happy I bought this. Disappointed thought it would be better than that What disappointed you about No Sex Please, I'm Menopausal!? Disappointed the woman Lyn had no back bone and went back to her cheating ex husband. Now I know why so many men have affairs, because women are so weak, men can pick them up again when things don't work out with the new woman and most of the time the ex wife will take them back. Has No Sex Please, I'm Menopausal! put you off other books in this genre? Yes it has put me off any other books in this genre. It got painful towards the end but I was determined to see it through to the end of the book- just to see if it improved- it did not. What a load of rubbish. Would you be willing to try another one of Ruth Goldings performances? No You didnt love this book--but did it have any redeeming qualities? Confirmed all men are dogs, and will go with anyone which makes them feel good. Any additional comments? I wasted 5 hours of my time listening to this rubbish This was the first audio book I have listened to -thought it would be more about women and the menopause rather than a dirty cheating husband, who slimes his way back into the ex wife life after his new love goes off with someone else. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Before-the-Calling-Audiobook/B00CO91KE0 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Before the Calling Author: P. L. Wilson Narrator: Daniel Harris Senior Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 9 mins Language: English Release date: 06-19-13 Publisher: Covergirls Productions Audio Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 2 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Reverend Goodlove III wasn't always the God-fearing man of the cloth he is today. Before the calling he was anything but. Take a glimpse of the pastor who turned religion into a moneymaking machine like no other. Back in the day Ethan Ezeekel Goodlove was known for his after-hours speakeasy clubs where any and everything was available for the asking. In this e-quickie we travel back in time when the jive turkeys looking for a good time knew just the man to call. Back then, Goodlove was synonymous with the kind of good times that had nothing to do with the Holy Ghost! bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (P. L. Wilson) Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:55:35 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Before-the-Calling-Audiobook/B00CO91KE0 thebookvoice.com 01:09:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Before the Calling Author: P. L. Wilson Narrator: Daniel Harris Senior Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 9 mins Language: English Release date: 06-19-13 Publisher: Covergirls Productions Audio Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 2 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Reverend Goodlove III wasn't always the God-fearing man of the cloth he is today. Before the calling he was anything but. Take a glimpse of the pastor who turned religion into a moneymaking machine like no other. Back in the day Ethan Ezeekel Goodlove was known for his after-hours speakeasy clubs where any and everything was available for the asking. In this e-quickie we travel back in time when the jive turkeys looking for a good time knew just the man to call. Back then, Goodlove was synonymous with the kind of good times that had nothing to do with the Holy Ghost! Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Before the Calling Author: P. L. Wilson Narrator: Daniel Harris Senior Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 9 mins Language: English Release date: 06-19-13 Publisher: Covergirls Productions Audio Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 2 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Reverend Goodlove III wasn't always the God-fearing man of the cloth he is today. Before the calling he was anything but. Take a glimpse of the pastor who turned religion into a moneymaking machine like no other. Back in the day Ethan Ezeekel Goodlove was known for his after-hours speakeasy clubs where any and everything was available for the asking. In this e-quickie we travel back in time when the jive turkeys looking for a good time knew just the man to call. Back then, Goodlove was synonymous with the kind of good times that had nothing to do with the Holy Ghost! Members Reviews: Abrupt ending Before the Calling gave insight into the world of Pastor Goodlove before life behind the pulpit. He was a hustler and ran a wh*re house along with another friend Red. They had a set up similar to what you saw in Harlem Nights with the same problems as Eddie and Richard Pryor ... police shakedowns. As the story progressed, we did get to meet the mother of the Goodlove boys, Carol. She was a plus-sized diva with a no nonsense Preacher for a father. After going against her parents to be with Ethan, she found out just what he meant about the type of man that Ethan was. Even with all the material trappings that she could want, Carol found herself lonely and in need of male companionship in which she found in the arms of a couple of men unbeknowst to Ethan. All good things come to an end as it did with Harlem Nights. Ethan found himself behind bars and this is where he later became "Pastor" Goodlove. After saving the life of someone who had a lot of clout his good fortune in ministering paid off and bought him his freedom. The short was a good glimpse into Pastor Goodlove's life, but I would have liked to have seen more as far as what happened with Carol. I don't really recall Carol being in the series except and I'm going out on a limb here to say that I think it was mentioned that she had passed on. I know a short is a short, but I hate abrupt endings. There's a difference between a cliffhanger and an abrupt ending. Otherwise good job! Enlightening! This book is a must for all lover's of the Goodlove men. The series opens up with Pastor Goodlove after he was saved, but this prequel introduces the reader to the married hustling pimp. If nothing else, the story confirms the fact we all come from somewhere. God's Grace Pastors who have been through something make the best witness. Before the Calling Good read but not the best of the series... I would most definitely say read the series.... The church folk /men of the church make me laugh. Basically from pimp and drug dealer to pastor. Three Stars It has a great story line. I didn't like the way it ended. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Mr-Darcy-Takes-the-Plunge-Audiobook/B00B77KAL4 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Mr. Darcy Takes the Plunge Author: J. Marie Croft Narrator: Mary F. Dominiak Format: Unabridged Length: 13 hrs and 41 mins Language: English Release date: 01-29-13 Publisher: Rhemalda Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 11 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A pun-filled tale featuring Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice characters with some added or addled, missing or missish, modified or mortified, healthier, wealthier, or wiser. Impeccable comportment is mandatory in Regency England, a society governed by strict rules of conduct. The immaculate image of perfectionist Fitzwilliam Darcy is somewhat tarnished when he and his traveling companions arrive, hot and sweaty, at Pemberley and decide to take a fateful plunge into a scummy pond. An embarrassing encounter on the estate's lawn leaves a long-lasting impression on Jane and Elizabeth Bennet, who are new acquaintances of Georgiana and Anna Darcy. With both families in London for the Little Season, Darcy finds himself thrown again into the path of perky Elizabeth Bennet, but a handsome army officer just might blockade further advances. This romantic comedy is a lighthearted adaptation of Austen's Pride and Prejudice, featuring a softer, sweeter, sillier side of Austen's beloved characters. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (J. Marie Croft) Tue, 29 Jan 2013 14:02:52 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Mr-Darcy-Takes-the-Plunge-Audiobook/B00B77KAL4 thebookvoice.com 13:41:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Mr. Darcy Takes the Plunge Author: J. Marie Croft Narrator: Mary F. Dominiak Format: Unabridged Length: 13 hrs and 41 mins Language: English Release date: 01-29-13 Publisher: Rhemalda Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 11 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A pun-filled tale featuring Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice characters with some added or addled, missing or missish, modified or mortified, healthier, wealthier, or wiser. Impeccable comportment is mandatory in Regency England, a society governed by strict rules of conduct. The immaculate image of perfectionist Fitzwilliam Darcy is somewhat tarnished when he and his traveling companions arrive, hot and sweaty, at Pemberley and decide to take a fateful plunge into a scummy pond. An embarrassing encounter on the estate's lawn leaves a long-lasting impression on Jane and Elizabeth Bennet, who are new acquaintances of Georgiana and Anna Darcy. With both families in London for the Little Season, Darcy finds himself thrown again into the path of perky Elizabeth Bennet, but a handsome army officer just might blockade further advances. This romantic comedy is a lighthearted adaptation of Austen's Pride and Prejudice, featuring a softer, sweeter, sillier side of Austen's beloved characters. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Mr. Darcy Takes the Plunge Author: J. Marie Croft Narrator: Mary F. Dominiak Format: Unabridged Length: 13 hrs and 41 mins Language: English Release date: 01-29-13 Publisher: Rhemalda Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 11 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A pun-filled tale featuring Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice characters with some added or addled, missing or missish, modified or mortified, healthier, wealthier, or wiser. Impeccable comportment is mandatory in Regency England, a society governed by strict rules of conduct. The immaculate image of perfectionist Fitzwilliam Darcy is somewhat tarnished when he and his traveling companions arrive, hot and sweaty, at Pemberley and decide to take a fateful plunge into a scummy pond. An embarrassing encounter on the estate's lawn leaves a long-lasting impression on Jane and Elizabeth Bennet, who are new acquaintances of Georgiana and Anna Darcy. With both families in London for the Little Season, Darcy finds himself thrown again into the path of perky Elizabeth Bennet, but a handsome army officer just might blockade further advances. This romantic comedy is a lighthearted adaptation of Austen's Pride and Prejudice, featuring a softer, sweeter, sillier side of Austen's beloved characters. Members Reviews: Trying to be tooooooo clever by half What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you? This was trying too hard to be clever. Unfortunately there can be no comparing Ms Croft to Jane Austen. Would you ever listen to anything by J. Marie Croft again? No Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Mary F. Dominiak? I don't believe there is anyone who could make this palatable. What character would you cut from Mr. Darcy Takes the Plunge? Darcy's second sister?.. Any additional comments? Save your money A Fun twist Would you listen to Mr. Darcy Takes the Plunge again? Why? yes it was a great book fun and funny What did you like best about this story? the twist of the new and old characters. made it a great book Which scene was your favorite? when Mr. Darcy was heartbroken and got drunk the was my favorite scene Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting? OH YES !!!! Any additional comments? If the like or love pride and prejudice you like this book Humourous and pun filled Mr Darcy Takes the Plunge Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why? Humourous and light hearted. An easy listen. What did you like best about this story? I enjoyed the humour in this novel. However, sometimes I was overwelmed with puns. I loved that the plot was entirely new and did not begin part way through Austen's original story. The addition of characters and the change in ages of several of Austen's characters worked in well. I particularly liked Robert Bennet. I could still feel and imagine Jane Austen's original characters in this story even though Mrs Bennet was unlike Austen's and that the Bennet's were more affluent. Have you listened to any of Mary F. Dominiaks other performances before? How does this one compare? I haven't listened to Mary F Dominiak's performances prior to listening to Mr Darcy takes the Plunge. I really enjoyed her narration. I felt she portrayed the characters well, especially the younger ones. Mr Darcy hmmmm Loved the way the started, it was totally different to Jane Austen, but in a very good way, lots of twist to the story. Have listen to it time after time. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Paradise-Dogs-Audiobook/B008I72KEQ Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Paradise Dogs Author: Man Martin Narrator: David Aaron Baker Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 53 mins Language: English Release date: 07-09-12 Publisher: Recorded Books Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Georgia Author of the Year Award winner Man Martin delivers a riotous, briskly paced work that Atlanta Magazine honored as a Top Ten Pick. Erstwhile hot-dog-restaurant manager Adam Newman has a lot on his plate - and usually more than a bit in his drinking glass. With an ex-wife to win back, a fiancée to lose, a son to mentor, and a load of missing diamonds to locate, Adam may have finally bitten off more than he can chew. Critic Reviews: A full-bore slapstick marathon in the tradition of Carl Hiaasen. ( Publishers Weekly) bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Man Martin) Mon, 09 Jul 2012 07:14:10 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Paradise-Dogs-Audiobook/B008I72KEQ thebookvoice.com 10:53:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Paradise Dogs Author: Man Martin Narrator: David Aaron Baker Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 53 mins Language: English Release date: 07-09-12 Publisher: Recorded Books Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Georgia Author of the Year Award winner Man Martin delivers a riotous, briskly paced work that Atlanta Magazine honored as a Top Ten Pick. Erstwhile hot-dog-restaurant manager Adam Newman has a lot on his plate - and usually more than a bit in his drinking glass. With an ex-wife to win back, a fiancée to lose, a son to mentor, and a load of missing diamonds to locate, Adam may have finally bitten off more than he can chew. Critic Reviews: A full-bore slapstick marathon in the tradition of Carl Hiaasen. ( Publishers Weekly) Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Paradise Dogs Author: Man Martin Narrator: David Aaron Baker Format: Unabridged Length: 10 hrs and 53 mins Language: English Release date: 07-09-12 Publisher: Recorded Books Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Georgia Author of the Year Award winner Man Martin delivers a riotous, briskly paced work that Atlanta Magazine honored as a Top Ten Pick. Erstwhile hot-dog-restaurant manager Adam Newman has a lot on his plate - and usually more than a bit in his drinking glass. With an ex-wife to win back, a fiancée to lose, a son to mentor, and a load of missing diamonds to locate, Adam may have finally bitten off more than he can chew. Critic Reviews: A full-bore slapstick marathon in the tradition of Carl Hiaasen. ( Publishers Weekly) Members Reviews: Loved this book, great characters, story & plot Where does Paradise Dogs rank among all the audiobooks youve listened to so far? Top 10 to 15, will listen to it again sooner than later (least by the end of the month), all the characters are well devoloped (maybe not Keen for some reason) but in the end the end you will smile for every single one of them, except for maybe Keen? What was one of the most memorable moments of Paradise Dogs? Mr Walt and his IMAGENGINEERING, a new word in my lexicon, this word should be in Websters (maybe it is?). Wedding episode is also very good, keys under the flower pot discovery (huh?) they just go on and on. Which character as performed by David Aaron Baker was your favorite? Baker can do anyone, near as I can tell. His repetoire is amazing (my favorite narrator). Since Adam was the main character I guess he was my favorite but all characters were done perfectly by Baker (as usual). If you could take any character from Paradise Dogs out to dinner, who would it be and why? Adam of course, lets eat a hot dog. My way -- boiled, onions, relish, hot peppers, kraut, mustard w/ french fries (and catsup only on the fries) and then he can treat me to a Paradise Dog (I love chili dogs too). Any additional comments? Buy this book, listen and be happy at the end. Money can't buy happiness, but doing good things for other people can make you happy. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Redeeming-Stanley-Audiobook/B005527O5W Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Redeeming Stanley Subtitle: A Savage Little Tale of True Love, Old Gods, Bitches, Bestiality, Burnout, and Above All, Payback Author: Bodie Parkhurst Narrator: Autumn Woodland Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins Language: English Release date: 06-09-11 Publisher: AudioLark Audio Books Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 55 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Not your average romance novel! Annies sick of settling for cleaning up after the messes of her hapless boyfriend, Weldon, so when she gets an inheritance she sets off for greener pastures. Now shes confronted with her grandmothers ghost, a manor full of dependents, a pack of hell-hounds and a gardener who might just be the man of her dreams. Meanwhile, Angelas convinced her brand of love could turn life around for the seedy man living down the street, if only she could get him away from the floozy living next door. But the old gods are waking up again, and she might just get the surprise of her life. Warning: this book requires a wicked sense of humor! bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Bodie Parkhurst) Thu, 09 Jun 2011 03:18:16 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Redeeming-Stanley-Audiobook/B005527O5W thebookvoice.com 07:18:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Redeeming Stanley Subtitle: A Savage Little Tale of True Love, Old Gods, Bitches, Bestiality, Burnout, and Above All, Payback Author: Bodie Parkhurst Narrator: Autumn Woodland Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins Language: English Release date: 06-09-11 Publisher: AudioLark Audio Books Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 55 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Not your average romance novel! Annies sick of settling for cleaning up after the messes of her hapless boyfriend, Weldon, so when she gets an inheritance she sets off for greener pastures. Now shes confronted with her grandmothers ghost, a manor full of dependents, a pack of hell-hounds and a gardener who might just be the man of her dreams. Meanwhile, Angelas convinced her brand of love could turn life around for the seedy man living down the street, if only she could get him away from the floozy living next door. But the old gods are waking up again, and she might just get the surprise of her life. Warning: this book requires a wicked sense of humor! Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Redeeming Stanley Subtitle: A Savage Little Tale of True Love, Old Gods, Bitches, Bestiality, Burnout, and Above All, Payback Author: Bodie Parkhurst Narrator: Autumn Woodland Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins Language: English Release date: 06-09-11 Publisher: AudioLark Audio Books Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 55 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Not your average romance novel! Annies sick of settling for cleaning up after the messes of her hapless boyfriend, Weldon, so when she gets an inheritance she sets off for greener pastures. Now shes confronted with her grandmothers ghost, a manor full of dependents, a pack of hell-hounds and a gardener who might just be the man of her dreams. Meanwhile, Angelas convinced her brand of love could turn life around for the seedy man living down the street, if only she could get him away from the floozy living next door. But the old gods are waking up again, and she might just get the surprise of her life. Warning: this book requires a wicked sense of humor! Members Reviews: Funny It took me a while to get into the book, not knowing what to expect but it was surprisingly addictive. I actually found myself sad that the ending didn't extend itself :) Couldn't walk away from the beginning.......... I love that this book was not at all predictable. I was listening to it while working on painting projects in my house. I shook my head in disbelief and laughed out loud by myself. I love it when that happens. I wasn't crazy about its ending, but eh, I would listen to it again and I can't say that for all of them. As Promised What did you love best about Redeeming Stanley? It was true to its word. It was definitely "a savage little tale of true love, old gods, bitches, bestiality, burnout, and above all, payback." Who was your favorite character and why? Gramma- she was plucky, even in the afterlife, although the tale of bestiality did make me cringe inside. Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Autumn Woodland? The narrator had a pleasant voice, but throughout the piece, she seemed sometimes close and other times very far from the microphone...often within the same sentence. I'm not blaming her...but, placing fault at the sound mixer, editor, etc. It was a bit frustrating. Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you? "I have eaten from your hand." Any additional comments? I enjoyed this tale, as disturbing as parts of it were. I laughed aloud several times. Enjoyed it I did enjoy this book but it was not one of my favoritesl.The reader was good and the story was intriguing but there were sometimes when the narritive was a little confusing. Good Story, Odd Presentation The narrator's lisp is really distracting early on. I was eventually able to ignore it. The story itself is entertaining. I enjoyed the honest characters. They were refreshing. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Cocktail-Time-Audiobook/B003TY2YBC Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Cocktail Time Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Jonathan Cecil Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins Language: English Release date: 07-01-10 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 16 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: If Lord Ickenham had not dislodged the hat of Beefy Bastable with a well-aimed brazil nut, the latter's famous legal mind might never have been stimulated to literature. But the incident provoked Beefy to write an expose of the younger generation. ©1987 The Estate of P.G. Wodehouse (P)2014 Audible, Inc. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (P. G. Wodehouse) Thu, 01 Jul 2010 13:56:41 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Cocktail-Time-Audiobook/B003TY2YBC thebookvoice.com 06:08:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Cocktail Time Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Jonathan Cecil Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins Language: English Release date: 07-01-10 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 16 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: If Lord Ickenham had not dislodged the hat of Beefy Bastable with a well-aimed brazil nut, the latter's famous legal mind might never have been stimulated to literature. But the incident provoked Beefy to write an expose of the younger generation. ©1987 The Estate of P.G. Wodehouse (P)2014 Audible, Inc. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Cocktail Time Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Jonathan Cecil Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins Language: English Release date: 07-01-10 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 16 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: If Lord Ickenham had not dislodged the hat of Beefy Bastable with a well-aimed brazil nut, the latter's famous legal mind might never have been stimulated to literature. But the incident provoked Beefy to write an expose of the younger generation. ©1987 The Estate of P.G. Wodehouse (P)2014 Audible, Inc. Members Reviews: Top rate Wodehouse! Wodehouse at his very best! Great book, great narrator. Uncle Fred in top form! What more could one ask for? Awesome! LOL!! This had me snorting with laughter - I highly recommend! It is a fast-paced, twisty comedy with lots of Wodehouse's snappy dialogue. The narration is excellent. Another Good Yarn Another good yarn from the much loved Wodehouse starring Lord Emsworth in the title role and full of the usual comic twists and turns. Expertly read too, egad,what! Brilliant Absolutely delightful. Great fun with a perfect narrator. I was smiling from start to finish. Nothing better Unique words at least fifteen when all I want to say is I loved this book https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Ukridge-Audiobook/B002V8MG88 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Ukridge Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Jonathan Cecil Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins Language: English Release date: 01-18-06 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: His disreputable career encompasses bookmaking and dog-training, fight-management, and insurance broking. Plagued by bad debts, bad luck, and the formidable Aunt Julia, Ukridge remains as resourceful and irrepressible as ever. ©P.G. Wodehouse; (P)2014 Audible, Inc. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (P. G. Wodehouse) Wed, 18 Jan 2006 22:37:60 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Ukridge-Audiobook/B002V8MG88 thebookvoice.com 07:30:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Ukridge Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Jonathan Cecil Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins Language: English Release date: 01-18-06 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: His disreputable career encompasses bookmaking and dog-training, fight-management, and insurance broking. Plagued by bad debts, bad luck, and the formidable Aunt Julia, Ukridge remains as resourceful and irrepressible as ever. ©P.G. Wodehouse; (P)2014 Audible, Inc. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Ukridge Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Jonathan Cecil Format: Unabridged Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins Language: English Release date: 01-18-06 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: His disreputable career encompasses bookmaking and dog-training, fight-management, and insurance broking. Plagued by bad debts, bad luck, and the formidable Aunt Julia, Ukridge remains as resourceful and irrepressible as ever. ©P.G. Wodehouse; (P)2014 Audible, Inc. Members Reviews: Great fun This is early Wodehouse, but the master is getting well into his stride for his later masterpieces. Ukridge has the irrepressible optimism and inventiveness of a loveable Wodehouse rogue; he is a supremely imaginative and supremely incompetent entrepreneur (or unlucky if you take his viewpoint), always taking the 'broad vision', not trifling with details, always in search of capital. It would be interesting to see him on 'Dragon's Den'! The book is a series of short stories about his various mishaps and adventures as told by his long suffering pal Corky, and is full of affectionate and daft humour. Jonathan Cecil narrates it all superbly and his perfect pacing allows you to savour the utter perfection of Wodehouse's prose, and he brings the characters splendidly to life. This is quite an old recording, so sound quality is not all that it might be, but you soon get used to it. Great fun. Uprise Love it. Funny, quirky, makes me laugh. Thank you very much, great listening, thank you. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Bone-Idle-Audiobook/B006X4EZTY Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Bone Idle Author: Suzette A Hill Narrator: Simon Hurst, Suzette A Hill, John Beresford Frye Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins Language: English Release date: 01-16-12 Publisher: Joyful Productions Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 6 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: This is the third novel featuring the Rev Oughterard, vicar of St Botolph's and genteel murderer of parishioner Mrs Elizabeth Fotherington. So far eluding arrest (but with fears of imminent exposure), he is in the grasp of his blackmailing pal, the shady Nicholas Ingaza, who forces him to steal a valuable figurine of a prancing pig from collector Claude Blenkinsop. Naturally the project backfires and the hapless vicar is plunged into further skulduggery during which someone is murdered. The Rev's despairing efforts to distance himself from the crime and additional police interest lead to embarrassing complications both for himself and his bishop, the pompous Horace Clinker. Things come to a head when Oughterard's own life is put at risk. Once again it is up to his world-weary cat, Muarice and intrepid mongrel, Bouncer, to save the Reverend's bacon. Critic Reviews: "This dry, funny British gem, with its eccentric cast of characters, will have readers laughing and eagerly awaiting the next episode." (Publishers Weekly) "Utterly wonderful, sparkling dialogue. Bring on the next!" (Mystery Women Magazine) bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Suzette A Hill) Mon, 16 Jan 2012 20:41:05 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Bone-Idle-Audiobook/B006X4EZTY thebookvoice.com 08:16:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Bone Idle Author: Suzette A Hill Narrator: Simon Hurst, Suzette A Hill, John Beresford Frye Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins Language: English Release date: 01-16-12 Publisher: Joyful Productions Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 6 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: This is the third novel featuring the Rev Oughterard, vicar of St Botolph's and genteel murderer of parishioner Mrs Elizabeth Fotherington. So far eluding arrest (but with fears of imminent exposure), he is in the grasp of his blackmailing pal, the shady Nicholas Ingaza, who forces him to steal a valuable figurine of a prancing pig from collector Claude Blenkinsop. Naturally the project backfires and the hapless vicar is plunged into further skulduggery during which someone is murdered. The Rev's despairing efforts to distance himself from the crime and additional police interest lead to embarrassing complications both for himself and his bishop, the pompous Horace Clinker. Things come to a head when Oughterard's own life is put at risk. Once again it is up to his world-weary cat, Muarice and intrepid mongrel, Bouncer, to save the Reverend's bacon. Critic Reviews: "This dry, funny British gem, with its eccentric cast of characters, will have readers laughing and eagerly awaiting the next episode." (Publishers Weekly) "Utterly wonderful, sparkling dialogue. Bring on the next!" (Mystery Women Magazine) Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Bone Idle Author: Suzette A Hill Narrator: Simon Hurst, Suzette A Hill, John Beresford Frye Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins Language: English Release date: 01-16-12 Publisher: Joyful Productions Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 6 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: This is the third novel featuring the Rev Oughterard, vicar of St Botolph's and genteel murderer of parishioner Mrs Elizabeth Fotherington. So far eluding arrest (but with fears of imminent exposure), he is in the grasp of his blackmailing pal, the shady Nicholas Ingaza, who forces him to steal a valuable figurine of a prancing pig from collector Claude Blenkinsop. Naturally the project backfires and the hapless vicar is plunged into further skulduggery during which someone is murdered. The Rev's despairing efforts to distance himself from the crime and additional police interest lead to embarrassing complications both for himself and his bishop, the pompous Horace Clinker. Things come to a head when Oughterard's own life is put at risk. Once again it is up to his world-weary cat, Muarice and intrepid mongrel, Bouncer, to save the Reverend's bacon. Critic Reviews: "This dry, funny British gem, with its eccentric cast of characters, will have readers laughing and eagerly awaiting the next episode." (Publishers Weekly) "Utterly wonderful, sparkling dialogue. Bring on the next!" (Mystery Women Magazine) Members Reviews: More laughs with Francis, Maurice and Bouncer. Same but different to the marvellous A Load of Old Bones - Simon Hurst on fine form again as the poor old Rev, the author herself gives us an excellent sardonic, laconic Maurice and good old Bouncer is a bit of a scene stealer. The 'Brighton-type' plays a large part in the shenanigans and Clinker et al make their appearances to great comic effect. More please! I love it 100% I just love this audiobook and i give it top marks,as its funny and the characters are brilliant.it is very well narrated and i have enjoyed it. I highly recommend for anyone who likes really good listen and top class entertainment. I have listened to 100s of audiobooks and this rates top of the list, along with the other suzette hill novel and the barchester chronicles. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Tales-from-the-Motherland-Audiobook/B0752TFY3M Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Tales from the Motherland Author: Ralph Clayton Narrator: William "Bill" Word Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins Language: English Release date: 08-25-17 Publisher: Ralph Clayton Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 18 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: This is the life of several different characters that live and die in Mother Russia. This is their story and how it all ends and begins at the same time. The Majestic Man is the magical spark that joins them all, together as one, separated as none. The story of the great anti-hero and how it all began in The Motherland. In a basement, Mr. Pickles is struggling, his friends are slowly fading away into oblivion. Rufus the Thug is driving a black Mercedes, he's driving Construct Karl to the airport. Lian the village girl is on a journey, she's travelling on a train escaping from her past and from herself. Dima the monster is in a cell, he's in isolation eating watery porridge for breakfast. Natasha is a waitress, she works in a posh cafe in the center of the city. Mr. M.M. and Dmitry are watching her, they are all lost without direction. Project unification is the only thing that can join them all. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Ralph Clayton) Fri, 25 Aug 2017 19:14:59 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Tales-from-the-Motherland-Audiobook/B0752TFY3M thebookvoice.com 06:54:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Tales from the Motherland Author: Ralph Clayton Narrator: William "Bill" Word Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins Language: English Release date: 08-25-17 Publisher: Ralph Clayton Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 18 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: This is the life of several different characters that live and die in Mother Russia. This is their story and how it all ends and begins at the same time. The Majestic Man is the magical spark that joins them all, together as one, separated as none. The story of the great anti-hero and how it all began in The Motherland. In a basement, Mr. Pickles is struggling, his friends are slowly fading away into oblivion. Rufus the Thug is driving a black Mercedes, he's driving Construct Karl to the airport. Lian the village girl is on a journey, she's travelling on a train escaping from her past and from herself. Dima the monster is in a cell, he's in isolation eating watery porridge for breakfast. Natasha is a waitress, she works in a posh cafe in the center of the city. Mr. M.M. and Dmitry are watching her, they are all lost without direction. Project unification is the only thing that can join them all. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Tales from the Motherland Author: Ralph Clayton Narrator: William "Bill" Word Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins Language: English Release date: 08-25-17 Publisher: Ralph Clayton Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 18 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: This is the life of several different characters that live and die in Mother Russia. This is their story and how it all ends and begins at the same time. The Majestic Man is the magical spark that joins them all, together as one, separated as none. The story of the great anti-hero and how it all began in The Motherland. In a basement, Mr. Pickles is struggling, his friends are slowly fading away into oblivion. Rufus the Thug is driving a black Mercedes, he's driving Construct Karl to the airport. Lian the village girl is on a journey, she's travelling on a train escaping from her past and from herself. Dima the monster is in a cell, he's in isolation eating watery porridge for breakfast. Natasha is a waitress, she works in a posh cafe in the center of the city. Mr. M.M. and Dmitry are watching her, they are all lost without direction. Project unification is the only thing that can join them all. Members Reviews: Tales From the Motherland is a must listen! I really enjoy Tales from the Motherland by Ralph Clayton. I plan on listening to these tales many more times. William Bill Word, who narrates the audio book, brings Clayton's brilliant story telling to life in such a manner I feel like I'm transported through time and space to this older and far away world. Additionally, William Bill Word's narration quality and characteristics are flawless. Crystal-clear sound and professional editing at its best pave the way for Clayton's wonderful tales to be delivered in the most adventurous, captivating, and vividly described audio experience. I definitely recommend this book to anyone seeking powerful imagery through masterful storytelling. It brought me enjoyment that goes way beyond the average audiobook experience. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Twisted-Fairy-Tales-Audiobook/B0731XCDJY Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Twisted Fairy Tales Author: Dylan Callens Narrator: Marcie Clyde Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 14 mins Language: English Release date: 06-26-17 Publisher: Cosmic Teapot Publishing Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 12 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Snow White as the cocaine queen? Hansel and Gretel abducted by aliens? And since when is Red's granny into cosplay? Classic fairy tales are reimagined in this collection. Don't expect an innocent Cinderella or a sober Red Riding Hood. As for Pinocchio, what is it that grows when he lies? bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Dylan Callens) Mon, 26 Jun 2017 23:26:16 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Twisted-Fairy-Tales-Audiobook/B0731XCDJY thebookvoice.com 01:14:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Twisted Fairy Tales Author: Dylan Callens Narrator: Marcie Clyde Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 14 mins Language: English Release date: 06-26-17 Publisher: Cosmic Teapot Publishing Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 12 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Snow White as the cocaine queen? Hansel and Gretel abducted by aliens? And since when is Red's granny into cosplay? Classic fairy tales are reimagined in this collection. Don't expect an innocent Cinderella or a sober Red Riding Hood. As for Pinocchio, what is it that grows when he lies? Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Twisted Fairy Tales Author: Dylan Callens Narrator: Marcie Clyde Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr and 14 mins Language: English Release date: 06-26-17 Publisher: Cosmic Teapot Publishing Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 12 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Snow White as the cocaine queen? Hansel and Gretel abducted by aliens? And since when is Red's granny into cosplay? Classic fairy tales are reimagined in this collection. Don't expect an innocent Cinderella or a sober Red Riding Hood. As for Pinocchio, what is it that grows when he lies? Members Reviews: Funny and entertaining These short twisted fairy tales that had me laughing out loud at some parts, from Red Riding Hoods sexual role playing grandma, to a Colombian mob boss Snow White, stoner Hansel and Gretal, and drug dealing three little pigs; these stories range from hilarious to bizarre. At first I thought the narrators little girl type voice in the audiobook might irritate but it didn't at all. She did an excellent job and suited the stories well. She not only managed the various accents and genders well but also infused wry humour into the narration. This is a short retelling of a variety of fairy tales that will entertain and amuse. Left me in Stitches Right from the start and all the way through the stories, I was laughing like a hyena. The political correctness that happened in the story was fantastic. I want more stories redone like this! Snow White is my hero ;) Twisted Fairy Tales Though number one was my favorite, there are many more tales tackled in this short book.Not for the kiddies!lol I was impressed by the narration by Marcie Clyde.I was provided this book by the author,narrator or publisher. Interesting new takes on classic tales! Would you listen to Twisted Fairy Tales again? Why? Absolutely! It's a quick finish, and kept me interested the entire time. I finished it in one sitting and plan to listen again. What did you like best about this story? I loved how unique these were and that they are written for adults. There are many different classics included, and I hope the author writes more like this! I got a good laugh out of each tale. Which scene was your favorite? I enjoyed the Big Bad Wolf story. Very interesting and creative! Not at all like the original and I loved it! Wish there was more to that. Who was the most memorable character of Twisted Fairy Tales and why? Pinocchio! I loved that it wasn't his nose that grew this time haha!! And the dark ending was a nice surprise! A good laugh! Any additional comments? I really enjoyed Twisted Fairy Tales. It is 100% for adults so don't listen to it with kids in the car. The stories are dirty, hilarious and nothing is expected. They touch on drugs, violence, profanity and sexual topics. I laughed the most listening to Little Red Riding Hood's account of her very dirty grandma. I wish there was more! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Una-cosa-divertente-che-non-faro-mai-piu-Audiobook/B01DDHLS6Q Ascolta questo libro audio completo gratuitamente su https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titolo: Una cosa divertente che non farò mai più Autore: David Foster Wallace Narratore: Giuseppe Battiston Formato: Unabridged Durata: 4 hrs and 13 mins Lingua: Italiano Data di pubblicazione: 03-25-16 Editore: Emons Edizioni Categoria: Fiction, Humor Riepilogo Editore: Imbarcatosi per conto della rivista "Harper's" su una crociera extralusso ai Caraibi, David Foster Wallace scrive un reportage che è ormai diventato un classico dell'umorismo contemporaneo. Affilato come un rasoio ma con leggerezza mercuriale, l'autore traccia qui una satira spietata sull'opulenza e il divertimento di massa della società americana di oggi. ©1998 Minimum Fax (P)2016 Emons Italia srl bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (David Foster Wallace) Fri, 25 Mar 2016 10:32:57 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Una-cosa-divertente-che-non-faro-mai-piu-Audiobook/B01DDHLS6Q thebookvoice.com 04:13:00 no Ascolta questo titolo per intero gratuitamente su thebookvoice.com Ascolta questo libro audio completo gratuitamente su https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titolo: Una cosa divertente che non farò mai più Autore: David Foster Wallace Narratore: Giuseppe Battiston Formato: Unabridged Durata: 4 hrs and 13 mins Lingua: Italiano Data di pubblicazione: 03-25-16 Editore: Emons Edizioni Categoria: Fiction, Humor Riepilogo Editore: Imbarcatosi per conto della rivista "Harper's" su una crociera extralusso ai Caraibi, David Foster Wallace scrive un reportage che è ormai diventato un classico dell'umorismo contemporaneo. Affilato come un rasoio ma con leggerezza mercuriale, l'autore traccia qui una satira spietata sull'opulenza e il divertimento di massa della società americana di oggi. ©1998 Minimum Fax (P)2016 Emons Italia srl Ascolta questo libro audio completo gratuitamente su https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titolo: Una cosa divertente che non farò mai più Autore: David Foster Wallace Narratore: Giuseppe Battiston Formato: Unabridged Durata: 4 hrs and 13 mins Lingua: Italiano Data di pubblicazione: 03-25-16 Editore: Emons Edizioni Categoria: Fiction, Humor Riepilogo Editore: Imbarcatosi per conto della rivista "Harper's" su una crociera extralusso ai Caraibi, David Foster Wallace scrive un reportage che è ormai diventato un classico dell'umorismo contemporaneo. Affilato come un rasoio ma con leggerezza mercuriale, l'autore traccia qui una satira spietata sull'opulenza e il divertimento di massa della società americana di oggi. ©1998 Minimum Fax (P)2016 Emons Italia srl https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Buy-the-Ticket-Take-the-Ride-Audiobook/B01FKRBAUG Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride Subtitle: A Novel Author: Brian Sweany Narrator: Peter Berkrot Format: Unabridged Length: 20 hrs and 41 mins Language: English Release date: 05-13-16 Publisher: Brian Sweany Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "If anybody ever shuts you in Indiana...and you don't at least write some unconstrained something or other, I give up hope for your salvation." - Ezra Pound, in a letter to William Carlos Williams. "I was goofing around like everybody else in Indiana, and all of a sudden stuff came gushing out. It was disgust with civilization." - Kurt Vonnegut Hank Fitzpatrick's life is what you might expect from a manchild stumbling his way from his teens to his thirties in small town Indiana: hypersexual, drunk, stoned, prone to fits of spontaneous masturbation, occasionally Catholic, and accidentally well-intentioned. Caught in the crossfire of raging hormones, bad decisions and family tragedy, Hank is just a boy not yet ready to be a man. Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride is a roman à clef rooted in Brian Sweany's own tragicomic life, from his childhood growing up in southern Indiana to his early adult years working in New York publishing. And if that's not your thing, you can at least stay for the 80s music, or else the cameos by Johnny Depp, Woody Harrelson, and Kool and the Gang. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Brian Sweany) Fri, 13 May 2016 21:19:59 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Buy-the-Ticket-Take-the-Ride-Audiobook/B01FKRBAUG thebookvoice.com 20:41:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride Subtitle: A Novel Author: Brian Sweany Narrator: Peter Berkrot Format: Unabridged Length: 20 hrs and 41 mins Language: English Release date: 05-13-16 Publisher: Brian Sweany Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "If anybody ever shuts you in Indiana...and you don't at least write some unconstrained something or other, I give up hope for your salvation." - Ezra Pound, in a letter to William Carlos Williams. "I was goofing around like everybody else in Indiana, and all of a sudden stuff came gushing out. It was disgust with civilization." - Kurt Vonnegut Hank Fitzpatrick's life is what you might expect from a manchild stumbling his way from his teens to his thirties in small town Indiana: hypersexual, drunk, stoned, prone to fits of spontaneous masturbation, occasionally Catholic, and accidentally well-intentioned. Caught in the crossfire of raging hormones, bad decisions and family tragedy, Hank is just a boy not yet ready to be a man. Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride is a roman à clef rooted in Brian Sweany's own tragicomic life, from his childhood growing up in southern Indiana to his early adult years working in New York publishing. And if that's not your thing, you can at least stay for the 80s music, or else the cameos by Johnny Depp, Woody Harrelson, and Kool and the Gang. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride Subtitle: A Novel Author: Brian Sweany Narrator: Peter Berkrot Format: Unabridged Length: 20 hrs and 41 mins Language: English Release date: 05-13-16 Publisher: Brian Sweany Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "If anybody ever shuts you in Indiana...and you don't at least write some unconstrained something or other, I give up hope for your salvation." - Ezra Pound, in a letter to William Carlos Williams. "I was goofing around like everybody else in Indiana, and all of a sudden stuff came gushing out. It was disgust with civilization." - Kurt Vonnegut Hank Fitzpatrick's life is what you might expect from a manchild stumbling his way from his teens to his thirties in small town Indiana: hypersexual, drunk, stoned, prone to fits of spontaneous masturbation, occasionally Catholic, and accidentally well-intentioned. Caught in the crossfire of raging hormones, bad decisions and family tragedy, Hank is just a boy not yet ready to be a man. Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride is a roman à clef rooted in Brian Sweany's own tragicomic life, from his childhood growing up in southern Indiana to his early adult years working in New York publishing. And if that's not your thing, you can at least stay for the 80s music, or else the cameos by Johnny Depp, Woody Harrelson, and Kool and the Gang. Members Reviews: A ride well worth taking Just a great story four our generation. Great characters easily related to and care about. Great inside references for anyone familiar with Indianapolis, but will be enjoyed by anyone. Narrator brings real life to the story and characters. Home loved trying to match the people, places, and events from the book to their true characters! Very funny!!! Growing Pains Grow with Hank as he steers through drink, sex, heartache and mundane everyday life with a slightly foolish, yet likeable ease. If anyone could explain the end to me, to make sure I got it, it'd be much appreciated! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Danger-Is-STILL-Everywhere-Beware-of-the-Dog-Audiobook/B013RVXQ2M Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Danger Is STILL Everywhere: Beware of the Dog Subtitle: Danger Is Everywhere, Book 2 Author: David O'Doherty Narrator: David O'Doherty Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 13 mins Language: English Release date: 08-18-15 Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of Danger is STILL Everywhere: Beware the Dog, written and read by David O'Doherty. Will Docter Noel Zone's second book tell you how to combat a Crocuum*? Yes. And reveal the secrets of the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist? That, too. Has he written it yet? No. Is it because he's hiding in a wardrobe? Maybe. Docter Noel is facing his most terrifying situation ever - a little dog called Napkin has come to stay. That may not sound particularly dangerous, but every POD (Pupil of Dangerology) knows the only safe pet is a pet rock. So now Docter Noel is stuck in a wardrobe while Napkin wreaks havoc around the Dangerzone. And all the while, Docter Noel is supposed to be writing his new, very important handbook on Dangerology (Level 2). That is until the Pet of the Year competition is announced, and Docter Noel hatches a plan to impress his neighbor, Gretel. There's only one problem. Serial safety-flouter Max Wurst is the judge.... For Docter Noel it's never been clearer that Danger Is STILL Everywhere. * A crocodile that looks like a vacuum cleaner that lives under the stairs. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (David O'Doherty) Tue, 18 Aug 2015 15:16:21 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Danger-Is-STILL-Everywhere-Beware-of-the-Dog-Audiobook/B013RVXQ2M thebookvoice.com 02:13:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Danger Is STILL Everywhere: Beware of the Dog Subtitle: Danger Is Everywhere, Book 2 Author: David O'Doherty Narrator: David O'Doherty Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 13 mins Language: English Release date: 08-18-15 Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of Danger is STILL Everywhere: Beware the Dog, written and read by David O'Doherty. Will Docter Noel Zone's second book tell you how to combat a Crocuum*? Yes. And reveal the secrets of the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist? That, too. Has he written it yet? No. Is it because he's hiding in a wardrobe? Maybe. Docter Noel is facing his most terrifying situation ever - a little dog called Napkin has come to stay. That may not sound particularly dangerous, but every POD (Pupil of Dangerology) knows the only safe pet is a pet rock. So now Docter Noel is stuck in a wardrobe while Napkin wreaks havoc around the Dangerzone. And all the while, Docter Noel is supposed to be writing his new, very important handbook on Dangerology (Level 2). That is until the Pet of the Year competition is announced, and Docter Noel hatches a plan to impress his neighbor, Gretel. There's only one problem. Serial safety-flouter Max Wurst is the judge.... For Docter Noel it's never been clearer that Danger Is STILL Everywhere. * A crocodile that looks like a vacuum cleaner that lives under the stairs. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Danger Is STILL Everywhere: Beware of the Dog Subtitle: Danger Is Everywhere, Book 2 Author: David O'Doherty Narrator: David O'Doherty Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 13 mins Language: English Release date: 08-18-15 Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of Danger is STILL Everywhere: Beware the Dog, written and read by David O'Doherty. Will Docter Noel Zone's second book tell you how to combat a Crocuum*? Yes. And reveal the secrets of the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist? That, too. Has he written it yet? No. Is it because he's hiding in a wardrobe? Maybe. Docter Noel is facing his most terrifying situation ever - a little dog called Napkin has come to stay. That may not sound particularly dangerous, but every POD (Pupil of Dangerology) knows the only safe pet is a pet rock. So now Docter Noel is stuck in a wardrobe while Napkin wreaks havoc around the Dangerzone. And all the while, Docter Noel is supposed to be writing his new, very important handbook on Dangerology (Level 2). That is until the Pet of the Year competition is announced, and Docter Noel hatches a plan to impress his neighbor, Gretel. There's only one problem. Serial safety-flouter Max Wurst is the judge.... For Docter Noel it's never been clearer that Danger Is STILL Everywhere. * A crocodile that looks like a vacuum cleaner that lives under the stairs. Members Reviews: AMAZING!!!!!! So hilairios and fun, I love it and I can guarantee it is an awesome way to pass the time :) https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Lost-in-Lithuania-and-Other-Funny-Stories-Bob-and-Billy-Funny-Stories-Book-3-Audiobook/B00S07NBOC Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Lost in Lithuania and Other Funny Stories (Bob and Billy Funny Stories Book 3) Author: Alex Goodwin Narrator: Gary Roelofs Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr Language: English Release date: 01-09-15 Publisher: Alex Goodwin Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A funny exploration of the twin mysteries that are Bob and Billy, masterfully presented by Alex Goodwin, the non-Pulitzer Prize winner and non-New York Timesbestselling author of the Bob and Billy Funny Stories series. In his previous book, Problem Cousin and Other Funny Stories, Alex Goodwin embarked on the exploration of lives of Bob and Billy as they attempted to find pickled goats feet, colluded with witches that control bananas, hosted their slightly problematic cousin, and even chased a burning Christmas tree up and down the mountain (mostly down, as gravity of the situation would have it). And all of it was done to hilarious results. In Lost in Lithuania and Other Funny Stories, an uproarious, brand-new collection, Alex Goodwin tackles everything from curling tournaments to high-stress bakery jobs to incredibly inventive (in the wrong way!) midnight tours of Igors castle to the hardship of aglet manufacturing to the satisfaction of homecoming (even if that home happens to be a bomb-testing field in the Death Valley). Lets face it: Bob and Billy are back, and they are funnier than ever. What are you waiting for? Get on your unicycle and pedal through this book! As Bob and Billy would put it, dont be a wild Hungarian moose baby about it and read this new non-masterpiece. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Alex Goodwin) Fri, 09 Jan 2015 18:29:02 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Lost-in-Lithuania-and-Other-Funny-Stories-Bob-and-Billy-Funny-Stories-Book-3-Audiobook/B00S07NBOC thebookvoice.com 00:01:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Lost in Lithuania and Other Funny Stories (Bob and Billy Funny Stories Book 3) Author: Alex Goodwin Narrator: Gary Roelofs Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr Language: English Release date: 01-09-15 Publisher: Alex Goodwin Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A funny exploration of the twin mysteries that are Bob and Billy, masterfully presented by Alex Goodwin, the non-Pulitzer Prize winner and non-New York Timesbestselling author of the Bob and Billy Funny Stories series. In his previous book, Problem Cousin and Other Funny Stories, Alex Goodwin embarked on the exploration of lives of Bob and Billy as they attempted to find pickled goats feet, colluded with witches that control bananas, hosted their slightly problematic cousin, and even chased a burning Christmas tree up and down the mountain (mostly down, as gravity of the situation would have it). And all of it was done to hilarious results. In Lost in Lithuania and Other Funny Stories, an uproarious, brand-new collection, Alex Goodwin tackles everything from curling tournaments to high-stress bakery jobs to incredibly inventive (in the wrong way!) midnight tours of Igors castle to the hardship of aglet manufacturing to the satisfaction of homecoming (even if that home happens to be a bomb-testing field in the Death Valley). Lets face it: Bob and Billy are back, and they are funnier than ever. What are you waiting for? Get on your unicycle and pedal through this book! As Bob and Billy would put it, dont be a wild Hungarian moose baby about it and read this new non-masterpiece. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Lost in Lithuania and Other Funny Stories (Bob and Billy Funny Stories Book 3) Author: Alex Goodwin Narrator: Gary Roelofs Format: Unabridged Length: 1 hr Language: English Release date: 01-09-15 Publisher: Alex Goodwin Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: A funny exploration of the twin mysteries that are Bob and Billy, masterfully presented by Alex Goodwin, the non-Pulitzer Prize winner and non-New York Timesbestselling author of the Bob and Billy Funny Stories series. In his previous book, Problem Cousin and Other Funny Stories, Alex Goodwin embarked on the exploration of lives of Bob and Billy as they attempted to find pickled goats feet, colluded with witches that control bananas, hosted their slightly problematic cousin, and even chased a burning Christmas tree up and down the mountain (mostly down, as gravity of the situation would have it). And all of it was done to hilarious results. In Lost in Lithuania and Other Funny Stories, an uproarious, brand-new collection, Alex Goodwin tackles everything from curling tournaments to high-stress bakery jobs to incredibly inventive (in the wrong way!) midnight tours of Igors castle to the hardship of aglet manufacturing to the satisfaction of homecoming (even if that home happens to be a bomb-testing field in the Death Valley). Lets face it: Bob and Billy are back, and they are funnier than ever. What are you waiting for? Get on your unicycle and pedal through this book! As Bob and Billy would put it, dont be a wild Hungarian moose baby about it and read this new non-masterpiece. Members Reviews: A lighthearted comedy adventure I really enjoyed listening to the further adventures of Bob and Billy in this lighthearted, witty comedy adventure. The author has a unique, dry sense of humor and hidden beneath the surface there is even a bit of a message here. But you will have to listen to this great little story to get the message. The narrator does a fantastic job of switching voices between Bob and Billy and I think he captures the true persona of both characters. Have you ever known anyone like Billy? I have. In fact I can easily picture him in my mind as I listen. I recommend this book to people of all ages. Adults will find it easy to follow, fun and entertaining. Children and young adults will laugh at the antics of Bob and Billy. This is the perfect book to listen to with your niece or nephew or grandchildren. Since it is audio, you can listen with a group of children. It will relax them and make them giggle. Enjoy. It will tickle your sense of humor Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why? yes, not only it is funny, but you learn few things about other culture Who was your favorite character and why? Billy Which character as performed by Gary Roelofs was your favorite? Billy Any additional comments? Keep writing! Hilariously funny writing that tackles ideas fearlessly Would you listen to Lost in Lithuania and Other Funny Stories (Bob and Billy Funny Stories Book 3) again? Why? I definitely would! The humor is snappy and I intend to take a second and third listen to enjoy it all over again. What did you like best about this story? The writing in Lost in Lithuenia is deliciously funny, taking us to the brink of what is hilariously nonsensical. Several minutes later, Bob and Billy marched out of the shop with enormous sacks filled to the brim with hot, squishy cinnamon roll. Mmmm, said Bob. $300 never tasted so good! The dialogue between them is snappy and engaging, and I can easily imagine this material scripted for the stage. You may find it amazing that this writing comes from the (irreversibly wacky) brain of a teenager, Alex Goodwin. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Are-You-Happy-Now-Audiobook/B00A2WHZLI Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Are You Happy Now? Author: Richard Babcock Narrator: Jeff Cummings Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins Language: English Release date: 11-06-12 Publisher: Brilliance Audio Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: John Lincoln needs a hot best seller, and finds his salvation in Amy OMalley, a recent University of Chicago grad whos worked on the schools famous sex survey. With Lincolns prodding, Amy writes an erotic thriller that draws on her research experience. Her book indeed opens doors for Lincolnbut not in the way he imagined. Meanwhile, Tony Buford, a professor of happiness studies at a local college, gently blackmails him into publishing his fantastically mundane poetry. Reminiscent of Richard Russo at his wittiest, Are You Happy Now? is a comic novel about the hard work of understanding what it is you want. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Richard Babcock) Tue, 06 Nov 2012 22:20:51 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Are-You-Happy-Now-Audiobook/B00A2WHZLI thebookvoice.com 09:50:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Are You Happy Now? Author: Richard Babcock Narrator: Jeff Cummings Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins Language: English Release date: 11-06-12 Publisher: Brilliance Audio Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: John Lincoln needs a hot best seller, and finds his salvation in Amy OMalley, a recent University of Chicago grad whos worked on the schools famous sex survey. With Lincolns prodding, Amy writes an erotic thriller that draws on her research experience. Her book indeed opens doors for Lincolnbut not in the way he imagined. Meanwhile, Tony Buford, a professor of happiness studies at a local college, gently blackmails him into publishing his fantastically mundane poetry. Reminiscent of Richard Russo at his wittiest, Are You Happy Now? is a comic novel about the hard work of understanding what it is you want. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Are You Happy Now? Author: Richard Babcock Narrator: Jeff Cummings Format: Unabridged Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins Language: English Release date: 11-06-12 Publisher: Brilliance Audio Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: John Lincoln needs a hot best seller, and finds his salvation in Amy OMalley, a recent University of Chicago grad whos worked on the schools famous sex survey. With Lincolns prodding, Amy writes an erotic thriller that draws on her research experience. Her book indeed opens doors for Lincolnbut not in the way he imagined. Meanwhile, Tony Buford, a professor of happiness studies at a local college, gently blackmails him into publishing his fantastically mundane poetry. Reminiscent of Richard Russo at his wittiest, Are You Happy Now? is a comic novel about the hard work of understanding what it is you want. Members Reviews: Whiny is as whiny does; but read if you've thought of writing a novel .The story is clever though I think it gets a little lost in the ~second half. I don't know if it portrays the publishing world accurately; if so, not such a great place to work. Chicago is shown as a generally unpleasant place and John Lincoln has only occasional episodes of happiness there. I did NOT laugh out loud at anything. Jeff Cummings was probably an appropriate choice for narrator channeling the whininess and near-swooning of John Lincoln but I can't say it was all that pleasant a listen. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Cet-episode-est-le-centieme-Comedy-News-Weekly-Saison-5-7-Audiobook/B076MB9H36 Écoutez ce livre audio dans son intégralité gratuitement sur https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titre: Cet épisode est le centième (Comedy News Weekly - Saison 5, 7) Auteur: Dan Gagnon, Anthony Mirelli Narrateur: Dan Gagnon, Anthony Mirelli, Yacine Belhousse Format: Unabridged Durée: 1 hr and 35 mins Langue: Français Date de publication: 10-23-17 Éditeur: Comedy News Weekly Genres: Fiction, Humor Résumé de l'éditeur: Un grand homme a un jour dit : "Cent épisodes de Comedy News Weekly ! C'est pas 99 de trop ?". Cet homme, c'était Gandhi, et il avait tellement raison. Cela dit, ce n'est pas parce que le gars a prédit l'avènement des podcasts plusieurs décennies avant leur création qu'on va s'arrêter en si bon (?) chemin. Voici donc pour célébrer 100 épisodes (dont le ratio est de 37 % de Comedy, 44 % de News et 19 % de Weekly), un numéro enregistré devant le public du "Kings of Comedy Club" à Bruxelles, avec ce bon vieux Yacine Belhousse. ©2017 Comedy News Weekly (P)2017 Comedy News Weekly bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Dan Gagnon) Mon, 23 Oct 2017 13:03:38 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Cet-episode-est-le-centieme-Comedy-News-Weekly-Saison-5-7-Audiobook/B076MB9H36 thebookvoice.com 01:35:00 no Écoutez gratuitement ce titre en entier sur thebookvoice.com Écoutez ce livre audio dans son intégralité gratuitement sur https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titre: Cet épisode est le centième (Comedy News Weekly - Saison 5, 7) Auteur: Dan Gagnon, Anthony Mirelli Narrateur: Dan Gagnon, Anthony Mirelli, Yacine Belhousse Format: Unabridged Durée: 1 hr and 35 mins Langue: Français Date de publication: 10-23-17 Éditeur: Comedy News Weekly Genres: Fiction, Humor Résumé de l'éditeur: Un grand homme a un jour dit : "Cent épisodes de Comedy News Weekly ! C'est pas 99 de trop ?". Cet homme, c'était Gandhi, et il avait tellement raison. Cela dit, ce n'est pas parce que le gars a prédit l'avènement des podcasts plusieurs décennies avant leur création qu'on va s'arrêter en si bon (?) chemin. Voici donc pour célébrer 100 épisodes (dont le ratio est de 37 % de Comedy, 44 % de News et 19 % de Weekly), un numéro enregistré devant le public du "Kings of Comedy Club" à Bruxelles, avec ce bon vieux Yacine Belhousse. ©2017 Comedy News Weekly (P)2017 Comedy News Weekly Écoutez ce livre audio dans son intégralité gratuitement sur https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titre: Cet épisode est le centième (Comedy News Weekly - Saison 5, 7) Auteur: Dan Gagnon, Anthony Mirelli Narrateur: Dan Gagnon, Anthony Mirelli, Yacine Belhousse Format: Unabridged Durée: 1 hr and 35 mins Langue: Français Date de publication: 10-23-17 Éditeur: Comedy News Weekly Genres: Fiction, Humor Résumé de l'éditeur: Un grand homme a un jour dit : "Cent épisodes de Comedy News Weekly ! C'est pas 99 de trop ?". Cet homme, c'était Gandhi, et il avait tellement raison. Cela dit, ce n'est pas parce que le gars a prédit l'avènement des podcasts plusieurs décennies avant leur création qu'on va s'arrêter en si bon (?) chemin. Voici donc pour célébrer 100 épisodes (dont le ratio est de 37 % de Comedy, 44 % de News et 19 % de Weekly), un numéro enregistré devant le public du "Kings of Comedy Club" à Bruxelles, avec ce bon vieux Yacine Belhousse. ©2017 Comedy News Weekly (P)2017 Comedy News Weekly https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Cet-episode-contient-du-name-dropping-Comedy-News-Weekly-Saison-1-1-Audiobook/B075ZXG87H Écoutez ce livre audio dans son intégralité gratuitement sur https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titre: Cet épisode contient du name dropping (Comedy News Weekly - Saison 1, 1) Auteur: Dan Gagnon, Anthony Mirelli Narrateur: Dan Gagnon, Anthony Mirelli Format: Unabridged Durée: 1 hr and 1 min Langue: Français Date de publication: 10-13-17 Éditeur: Comedy News Weekly Genres: Fiction, Humor Résumé de l'éditeur: Dans cet épisode, environ 15.000 noms différents. Mais comme c'était la première, on était enthousiaste. Amy Schumer, Anthony Jeselnik, "SNL", Judd Apatow, Aziz Ansari, Tig Notaro, Bill Burr, "Y'a pas d'âge", "Humble Bundle", "Vie de merde" et encore 14.989 autres trucs pour les geeks de la farce. ©2013 Comedy News Weekly (P)2013 Comedy News Weekly bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Dan Gagnon) Fri, 13 Oct 2017 17:55:59 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Cet-episode-contient-du-name-dropping-Comedy-News-Weekly-Saison-1-1-Audiobook/B075ZXG87H thebookvoice.com 01:01:00 no Écoutez gratuitement ce titre en entier sur thebookvoice.com Écoutez ce livre audio dans son intégralité gratuitement sur https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titre: Cet épisode contient du name dropping (Comedy News Weekly - Saison 1, 1) Auteur: Dan Gagnon, Anthony Mirelli Narrateur: Dan Gagnon, Anthony Mirelli Format: Unabridged Durée: 1 hr and 1 min Langue: Français Date de publication: 10-13-17 Éditeur: Comedy News Weekly Genres: Fiction, Humor Résumé de l'éditeur: Dans cet épisode, environ 15.000 noms différents. Mais comme c'était la première, on était enthousiaste. Amy Schumer, Anthony Jeselnik, "SNL", Judd Apatow, Aziz Ansari, Tig Notaro, Bill Burr, "Y'a pas d'âge", "Humble Bundle", "Vie de merde" et encore 14.989 autres trucs pour les geeks de la farce. ©2013 Comedy News Weekly (P)2013 Comedy News Weekly Écoutez ce livre audio dans son intégralité gratuitement sur https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> Titre: Cet épisode contient du name dropping (Comedy News Weekly - Saison 1, 1) Auteur: Dan Gagnon, Anthony Mirelli Narrateur: Dan Gagnon, Anthony Mirelli Format: Unabridged Durée: 1 hr and 1 min Langue: Français Date de publication: 10-13-17 Éditeur: Comedy News Weekly Genres: Fiction, Humor Résumé de l'éditeur: Dans cet épisode, environ 15.000 noms différents. Mais comme c'était la première, on était enthousiaste. Amy Schumer, Anthony Jeselnik, "SNL", Judd Apatow, Aziz Ansari, Tig Notaro, Bill Burr, "Y'a pas d'âge", "Humble Bundle", "Vie de merde" et encore 14.989 autres trucs pour les geeks de la farce. ©2013 Comedy News Weekly (P)2013 Comedy News Weekly https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Operation-Cosmic-Teapot-Audiobook/B0741LN2GV Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Operation Cosmic Teapot Author: Dylan Callens Narrator: Derek Botten Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins Language: English Release date: 07-20-17 Publisher: Cosmic Teapot Publishing Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "A virgin birth? A virgin? Her?" God shouted at Freud while recalling his one night stand with Mary. Freud snorted another line of cocaine in celebration, believing that this story would help Nietzsche in his quest to fire God from Heaven Inc. Nietzsche, however, has other problems: the Norse gods are running amok on Earth, his board of directors are in a constant state of chaos, and syphilis pushes him into a past life that he would rather forget. How will he prevail? Operation Cosmic Teapot takes you on a wild, hilarious ride that explores the relationship between people and gods. Thought-provoking and humorous, the Teapot is sure to leave you wanting more. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Dylan Callens) Thu, 20 Jul 2017 22:34:16 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Operation-Cosmic-Teapot-Audiobook/B0741LN2GV thebookvoice.com 06:19:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Operation Cosmic Teapot Author: Dylan Callens Narrator: Derek Botten Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins Language: English Release date: 07-20-17 Publisher: Cosmic Teapot Publishing Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "A virgin birth? A virgin? Her?" God shouted at Freud while recalling his one night stand with Mary. Freud snorted another line of cocaine in celebration, believing that this story would help Nietzsche in his quest to fire God from Heaven Inc. Nietzsche, however, has other problems: the Norse gods are running amok on Earth, his board of directors are in a constant state of chaos, and syphilis pushes him into a past life that he would rather forget. How will he prevail? Operation Cosmic Teapot takes you on a wild, hilarious ride that explores the relationship between people and gods. Thought-provoking and humorous, the Teapot is sure to leave you wanting more. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Operation Cosmic Teapot Author: Dylan Callens Narrator: Derek Botten Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins Language: English Release date: 07-20-17 Publisher: Cosmic Teapot Publishing Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 7 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "A virgin birth? A virgin? Her?" God shouted at Freud while recalling his one night stand with Mary. Freud snorted another line of cocaine in celebration, believing that this story would help Nietzsche in his quest to fire God from Heaven Inc. Nietzsche, however, has other problems: the Norse gods are running amok on Earth, his board of directors are in a constant state of chaos, and syphilis pushes him into a past life that he would rather forget. How will he prevail? Operation Cosmic Teapot takes you on a wild, hilarious ride that explores the relationship between people and gods. Thought-provoking and humorous, the Teapot is sure to leave you wanting more. Members Reviews: Humorous look at religion This is a humorous look at gods and religion. Various gods and famous dead people are employed in the afterlife in a call centre named Gods.inc., where CEO Nietzsche is trying to get God fired. It had me laughing out loud at many different parts and the narrator did an excellent job. He did the various accents really well and brought out the the humour and sarcasm in the book. From God's psych exam with a drug addicted Freud, to a Twitter using Mazda and the escaped security detail of Asgardian Gods, it's funny, easy to listen to and forms a tongue in cheek story of religions as a business. This story is well written and narrated but might offend if you are a very religious person. A different look at the super powers above. This story is not for those easily offended. But it is truly a great thought provoking story. What if the Greek Gods and The Jewish/Christian God and all the other gods were working together in a company? This is an ingenious look at how the heavens could be and that there is not one god, but many that watch over their followers. I love how Freud psychoanalysizes God. He asks questions that I am sure others have wondered. It is truly a twist on all of our beliefs. Derek Botten was perfect for the narration. He was able to distinguish each character and truly sounded as I would have imagined them to sound. Mr Botten has an easy to listen to voice and narrated at a perfect pace. If all of the gods worked together ... In this book, they all work in a call center, where they answer prayers ... or something like that! God admits he never asked for his role - and hes not perfect! This was a curious story if God was humanized, as well as thd iconic almighties of various myth, lore, and world religions. I LOVED it. (Because I didnt take it seriously and dont get easily offended.) This book is on my Permanent Downloaded in my Audiobooks app! If I ever need a get out of hell free card aka get out of a funk, a ten minute listen will cure the blues. Truly. I will delete pictures and videos if my I kill my GB storage on my phone before I remove this downloaded book! Narrator was perfect to keeping the story light, flowing, and captivating. LOVED this book!! This story had me laughing out loud. Great story with fantastic narration! I have worked in a call center before and despised it so maybe that added to my enjoyment but this was absolutely perfect! Highly recommend this audio book to anyone who loves a unique comedy! ** A copy of this audio book was provided in exchange for an honest review** Operation Cosmic Teapot This was a really fun book to listen to!Derek Botten was the perfect narrator.God is just one of many gods in a call center called Heaven Inc. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Indiscretions-of-Archie-Audiobook/B071DNDVMP Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Indiscretions of Archie Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Arthur Vincet Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins Language: English Release date: 04-25-17 Publisher: Audioliterature Ratings: 2 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "Indiscretions of Archie" is a 1921 comedic novel by the British master of the genre, P. G. Wodehouse. The novel tells the story of impoverished, embarrassment-prone Archibald "Archie" Moffam (pronounced "Moom") and his difficult relationship with his art-collecting, hotel-owning, millionaire father-in-law Daniel Brewster, who is the father of Archie's new bride Lucille. Archie's attempts to ingratiate himself with Brewster only get him further into trouble. The story takes place in New York City. ©2017 Audioliterature (P)2017 Audioliterature bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (P. G. Wodehouse) Tue, 25 Apr 2017 23:30:60 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Indiscretions-of-Archie-Audiobook/B071DNDVMP thebookvoice.com 08:59:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Indiscretions of Archie Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Arthur Vincet Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins Language: English Release date: 04-25-17 Publisher: Audioliterature Ratings: 2 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "Indiscretions of Archie" is a 1921 comedic novel by the British master of the genre, P. G. Wodehouse. The novel tells the story of impoverished, embarrassment-prone Archibald "Archie" Moffam (pronounced "Moom") and his difficult relationship with his art-collecting, hotel-owning, millionaire father-in-law Daniel Brewster, who is the father of Archie's new bride Lucille. Archie's attempts to ingratiate himself with Brewster only get him further into trouble. The story takes place in New York City. ©2017 Audioliterature (P)2017 Audioliterature Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Indiscretions of Archie Author: P. G. Wodehouse Narrator: Arthur Vincet Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins Language: English Release date: 04-25-17 Publisher: Audioliterature Ratings: 2 of 5 out of 1 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: "Indiscretions of Archie" is a 1921 comedic novel by the British master of the genre, P. G. Wodehouse. The novel tells the story of impoverished, embarrassment-prone Archibald "Archie" Moffam (pronounced "Moom") and his difficult relationship with his art-collecting, hotel-owning, millionaire father-in-law Daniel Brewster, who is the father of Archie's new bride Lucille. Archie's attempts to ingratiate himself with Brewster only get him further into trouble. The story takes place in New York City. ©2017 Audioliterature (P)2017 Audioliterature Members Reviews: Marred by poor reading What would have made Indiscretions of Archie better? A reader who was familiar with the idioms, cadences and pronunciation of English speech, especially the upper class of the period. For instance, the intensifier, "dashed", is to be pronounced "dash'd", not "dash_ed". And the reader's habit of articulating every single syllable may be how the reader *imagines* Englishmen speak but it is at odds with actual British speech patterns. A case in point is the verbal filler "don't you know". It should come out as a flat "donchaknow" not as finely enunciated "don't you know?". In short, the reading was painful to endure. Would you be willing to try another book from P. G. Wodehouse? Why or why not? Certainly. He is one of my favourite authors How could the performance have been better? Another, preferably British, reader. If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Indiscretions of Archie? None. Any additional comments? This is a decidedly minor Wodehouse work but as it is an early one so that in itself makes it worthy of note. Also, the character of Archie, a dim, feckless yet amiable member of the upper class prefigures in many ways Wodehouse's most famous creation, Bertie Wooster. Were it not for these points I could not have forced myself to endure the atrocious reading. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Bob-Watson-Audiobook/B01LDKA8R0 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Bob Watson Subtitle: A Novel Author: Greg Bardsley Narrator: Roger Wayne Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins Language: English Release date: 11-08-16 Publisher: HarperAudio Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 3 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: From the author of Cash Out, a hilarious novel about one working stiff's day of hooky - reminiscent of Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Office Space - and the insanity that ensues. Rick Blanco walks out of meetings. He's a serial meeting ditcher. A walk-out artist. He's so good that no one seems to notice when he just gets up and walks out. A corporate illusionist of the covert kind, he learned his trade studying a former colleague, the master of meeting ditches, Bob Watson. Rick continues Bob's legacy, going for more frequent and longer ditches, building on the art with every boring corporate meeting. Now Rick wants to pull off his most important Bob Watson yet - skipping out of work to see his young nephew before he moves with his parents to Argentina. But things soon get complicated. As Rick leaves the office, he's mistaken for the company's human resources executive, Dick Rayborne, a man made famous in HR circles for creating the hot new labor practice of "consourcing" - like outsourcing but with convicted felons. Convinced that he is the scummy Dick Rayborne, two cons and a granny they call Mama force Rick into six hours of mayhem, complete with home break-ins and emergency board of directors meetings. Along the way Rick realizes he has the opportunity to pull off the most meaningful Bob Watson imaginable and still give his nephew a hug good-bye. Refreshing, witty, and clever, The Bob Watson is a madcap tale of danger, adventure, and personal discovery. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Greg Bardsley) Tue, 08 Nov 2016 14:02:56 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Bob-Watson-Audiobook/B01LDKA8R0 thebookvoice.com 08:39:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Bob Watson Subtitle: A Novel Author: Greg Bardsley Narrator: Roger Wayne Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins Language: English Release date: 11-08-16 Publisher: HarperAudio Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 3 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: From the author of Cash Out, a hilarious novel about one working stiff's day of hooky - reminiscent of Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Office Space - and the insanity that ensues. Rick Blanco walks out of meetings. He's a serial meeting ditcher. A walk-out artist. He's so good that no one seems to notice when he just gets up and walks out. A corporate illusionist of the covert kind, he learned his trade studying a former colleague, the master of meeting ditches, Bob Watson. Rick continues Bob's legacy, going for more frequent and longer ditches, building on the art with every boring corporate meeting. Now Rick wants to pull off his most important Bob Watson yet - skipping out of work to see his young nephew before he moves with his parents to Argentina. But things soon get complicated. As Rick leaves the office, he's mistaken for the company's human resources executive, Dick Rayborne, a man made famous in HR circles for creating the hot new labor practice of "consourcing" - like outsourcing but with convicted felons. Convinced that he is the scummy Dick Rayborne, two cons and a granny they call Mama force Rick into six hours of mayhem, complete with home break-ins and emergency board of directors meetings. Along the way Rick realizes he has the opportunity to pull off the most meaningful Bob Watson imaginable and still give his nephew a hug good-bye. Refreshing, witty, and clever, The Bob Watson is a madcap tale of danger, adventure, and personal discovery. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Bob Watson Subtitle: A Novel Author: Greg Bardsley Narrator: Roger Wayne Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins Language: English Release date: 11-08-16 Publisher: HarperAudio Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 3 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: From the author of Cash Out, a hilarious novel about one working stiff's day of hooky - reminiscent of Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Office Space - and the insanity that ensues. Rick Blanco walks out of meetings. He's a serial meeting ditcher. A walk-out artist. He's so good that no one seems to notice when he just gets up and walks out. A corporate illusionist of the covert kind, he learned his trade studying a former colleague, the master of meeting ditches, Bob Watson. Rick continues Bob's legacy, going for more frequent and longer ditches, building on the art with every boring corporate meeting. Now Rick wants to pull off his most important Bob Watson yet - skipping out of work to see his young nephew before he moves with his parents to Argentina. But things soon get complicated. As Rick leaves the office, he's mistaken for the company's human resources executive, Dick Rayborne, a man made famous in HR circles for creating the hot new labor practice of "consourcing" - like outsourcing but with convicted felons. Convinced that he is the scummy Dick Rayborne, two cons and a granny they call Mama force Rick into six hours of mayhem, complete with home break-ins and emergency board of directors meetings. Along the way Rick realizes he has the opportunity to pull off the most meaningful Bob Watson imaginable and still give his nephew a hug good-bye. Refreshing, witty, and clever, The Bob Watson is a madcap tale of danger, adventure, and personal discovery. Members Reviews: What a fun book! The characters are both very familiar and ... What a fun book! The characters are both very familiar and outrageous. The story lines all tie together nicely at the end. Finally, a favorite of the author's previous book also makes a fun appearance. And I will never think of sitting in a boring meeting again without contemplating pulling a "Bob Watson". Wild Ride! What a crazy story! Multiple twists and turns, but filled with reflective lessons on life. At several points, you can't even tell where the story is going, but somehow The Bob Watson all comes together with a surprising end... if you like wacky and unexpected story telling with a touch of humor and intrigue, you'll like The Bob Watson. Three Stars I liked the idea, but never finished the book. A real strange story. It kept my interest enough ... A real strange story. It kept my interest enough to finish it, which is unusual for me. I give up on many books after reading half. Not like Ferris... Not my kind of humor so didn't finish even the first chapter. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Day-of-the-Donald-Audiobook/B01HFNDRRC Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Day of the Donald Subtitle: Trump Trumps America! Author: Andrew Shaffer Narrator: Tom Taylorson Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins Language: English Release date: 06-28-16 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 8 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Summer 2018. Two years into President Donald J. Trump's first term in office, America has never been greater. The Even Greater Wall along the Mexican border is under construction, paid for by Mexico. Americans have more money in their pockets thanks to lower taxes and the president's creative money-raising strategies. Who else would have thought to pay for FEMA's budget by suing the Catholic Church over property damage caused by acts of God? And while Trump's detractors may call him a tyrant, the American people love bullies when the victim is Congress: Every time they impeach the president, his approval rating skyrockets. Ever conscious of his hugely important historical legacy, The Donald plucks disgraced tabloid reporter Jimmie Bernwood - the man responsible for publishing the infamous Ted Cruz sex tape - from the depths of anonymity to become his official biographer, giving him enviable access to the gold-plated White House and all of its secrets. When Trump's previous biographer turns up dead, Bernwood must do some real investigative reporting, get to the bottom of a long series of murders - and, if it's absolutely unavoidable, save the country. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Andrew Shaffer) Tue, 28 Jun 2016 10:37:53 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Day-of-the-Donald-Audiobook/B01HFNDRRC thebookvoice.com 06:06:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Day of the Donald Subtitle: Trump Trumps America! Author: Andrew Shaffer Narrator: Tom Taylorson Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins Language: English Release date: 06-28-16 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 8 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Summer 2018. Two years into President Donald J. Trump's first term in office, America has never been greater. The Even Greater Wall along the Mexican border is under construction, paid for by Mexico. Americans have more money in their pockets thanks to lower taxes and the president's creative money-raising strategies. Who else would have thought to pay for FEMA's budget by suing the Catholic Church over property damage caused by acts of God? And while Trump's detractors may call him a tyrant, the American people love bullies when the victim is Congress: Every time they impeach the president, his approval rating skyrockets. Ever conscious of his hugely important historical legacy, The Donald plucks disgraced tabloid reporter Jimmie Bernwood - the man responsible for publishing the infamous Ted Cruz sex tape - from the depths of anonymity to become his official biographer, giving him enviable access to the gold-plated White House and all of its secrets. When Trump's previous biographer turns up dead, Bernwood must do some real investigative reporting, get to the bottom of a long series of murders - and, if it's absolutely unavoidable, save the country. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Day of the Donald Subtitle: Trump Trumps America! Author: Andrew Shaffer Narrator: Tom Taylorson Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins Language: English Release date: 06-28-16 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 8 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Summer 2018. Two years into President Donald J. Trump's first term in office, America has never been greater. The Even Greater Wall along the Mexican border is under construction, paid for by Mexico. Americans have more money in their pockets thanks to lower taxes and the president's creative money-raising strategies. Who else would have thought to pay for FEMA's budget by suing the Catholic Church over property damage caused by acts of God? And while Trump's detractors may call him a tyrant, the American people love bullies when the victim is Congress: Every time they impeach the president, his approval rating skyrockets. Ever conscious of his hugely important historical legacy, The Donald plucks disgraced tabloid reporter Jimmie Bernwood - the man responsible for publishing the infamous Ted Cruz sex tape - from the depths of anonymity to become his official biographer, giving him enviable access to the gold-plated White House and all of its secrets. When Trump's previous biographer turns up dead, Bernwood must do some real investigative reporting, get to the bottom of a long series of murders - and, if it's absolutely unavoidable, save the country. Members Reviews: The cover was The only good part Terrible book horrible plotline it tries to be funny but it simply is not . The cover can really attract you however it feels like something a two-year-old child right. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Driving-Tips-from-Grampa-Audiobook/B0147LPFF2 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Driving Tips from Grampa Author: Gerry Stewart Narrator: Thomas Manning Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins Language: English Release date: 08-21-15 Publisher: Tate Publishing and Enterprises, LLC Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When driving, don't be found dead! Gerry Stewart's Driving Tips from Grampa is an informative, thought provoking, lively, and humorous dialog between an experienced driving instructor, Grampa, and his inquisitive teenage grandchildren. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Gerry Stewart) Fri, 21 Aug 2015 02:18:54 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Driving-Tips-from-Grampa-Audiobook/B0147LPFF2 thebookvoice.com 02:33:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Driving Tips from Grampa Author: Gerry Stewart Narrator: Thomas Manning Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins Language: English Release date: 08-21-15 Publisher: Tate Publishing and Enterprises, LLC Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When driving, don't be found dead! Gerry Stewart's Driving Tips from Grampa is an informative, thought provoking, lively, and humorous dialog between an experienced driving instructor, Grampa, and his inquisitive teenage grandchildren. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Driving Tips from Grampa Author: Gerry Stewart Narrator: Thomas Manning Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins Language: English Release date: 08-21-15 Publisher: Tate Publishing and Enterprises, LLC Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: When driving, don't be found dead! Gerry Stewart's Driving Tips from Grampa is an informative, thought provoking, lively, and humorous dialog between an experienced driving instructor, Grampa, and his inquisitive teenage grandchildren. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Final-Testimony-of-Raphael-Ignatius-Phoenix-Audiobook/B00QMPDH6G Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Final Testimony of Raphael Ignatius Phoenix Author: Paul Sussman Narrator: Gordon Griffin Format: Unabridged Length: 14 hrs and 34 mins Language: English Release date: 12-15-14 Publisher: Whole Story Audiobooks Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Born at the beginning of the 20th century, Raphael Ignatius Phoenix is determined to take his own life as the new millennium begins and he turns 100 years old. But before he ends it all, he wants to get his affairs in order, and that includes making sense of his own life. He decides to write it down, remembering the experiences, the myriad encounters and, of course, the 10 murders he committed along the way. Critic Reviews: "More than lives up to its promise... as darkly funny as it is original." (Mail on Sunday) bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Paul Sussman) Mon, 15 Dec 2014 08:25:18 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Final-Testimony-of-Raphael-Ignatius-Phoenix-Audiobook/B00QMPDH6G thebookvoice.com 14:34:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Final Testimony of Raphael Ignatius Phoenix Author: Paul Sussman Narrator: Gordon Griffin Format: Unabridged Length: 14 hrs and 34 mins Language: English Release date: 12-15-14 Publisher: Whole Story Audiobooks Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Born at the beginning of the 20th century, Raphael Ignatius Phoenix is determined to take his own life as the new millennium begins and he turns 100 years old. But before he ends it all, he wants to get his affairs in order, and that includes making sense of his own life. He decides to write it down, remembering the experiences, the myriad encounters and, of course, the 10 murders he committed along the way. Critic Reviews: "More than lives up to its promise... as darkly funny as it is original." (Mail on Sunday) Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Final Testimony of Raphael Ignatius Phoenix Author: Paul Sussman Narrator: Gordon Griffin Format: Unabridged Length: 14 hrs and 34 mins Language: English Release date: 12-15-14 Publisher: Whole Story Audiobooks Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 9 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Born at the beginning of the 20th century, Raphael Ignatius Phoenix is determined to take his own life as the new millennium begins and he turns 100 years old. But before he ends it all, he wants to get his affairs in order, and that includes making sense of his own life. He decides to write it down, remembering the experiences, the myriad encounters and, of course, the 10 murders he committed along the way. Critic Reviews: "More than lives up to its promise... as darkly funny as it is original." (Mail on Sunday) Members Reviews: Mesmerizing I finished this book in a couple of days because I simply could not resist listening to it for hours on end. The story is quirky, fast-moving and grimly droll. To say the story is novel would be an understatement. There was only one episode that I found ghastly beyond belief and I was actually too scared to go to bed and fall asleep as I was too immersed in a grim and wicked set of cruel actions. For the rest of the book, I was amused to the point of laughing out loud. Written in the first person, I was fond of the protagonist from the very beginning despite his proclivities. Absolutely brilliant narration that made a deviously delicious story even more delectable. Such an imaginative and amusing book. https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Hundred-Foot-Journey-Audiobook/B00PCYMOYY Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Hundred-Foot Journey Author: Richard C. Morais Narrator: Sartaj Garewal Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins Language: English Release date: 12-04-14 Publisher: Lamplight Audio Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Hassan Haji, a boy from Mumbai, embarks, along with his boisterous family, on a picaresque journey first to London and then across Europe, before they ultimately open a restaurant opposite a famous chef, Madame Mallory, in the remote French village of Lumiere. A culinary war ensues, pitting Hassan's Mumbai-toughened father against the imperious Michelin-starred cordon bleu, until Madame Mallory realizes that Hassan is a cook with natural talents far superior to her own. Critic Reviews: "Don't read this book if you're hungry. You might eat it." (Simon Beaufoy, Oscar Award winning screenwriter of Slumdog Millionaire) "I enjoyed this book very much. It has great charm and is colorfully written, sensual and evocative" (Joanne Harris) bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Richard C. Morais) Thu, 04 Dec 2014 06:53:01 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Hundred-Foot-Journey-Audiobook/B00PCYMOYY thebookvoice.com 08:54:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Hundred-Foot Journey Author: Richard C. Morais Narrator: Sartaj Garewal Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins Language: English Release date: 12-04-14 Publisher: Lamplight Audio Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Hassan Haji, a boy from Mumbai, embarks, along with his boisterous family, on a picaresque journey first to London and then across Europe, before they ultimately open a restaurant opposite a famous chef, Madame Mallory, in the remote French village of Lumiere. A culinary war ensues, pitting Hassan's Mumbai-toughened father against the imperious Michelin-starred cordon bleu, until Madame Mallory realizes that Hassan is a cook with natural talents far superior to her own. Critic Reviews: "Don't read this book if you're hungry. You might eat it." (Simon Beaufoy, Oscar Award winning screenwriter of Slumdog Millionaire) "I enjoyed this book very much. It has great charm and is colorfully written, sensual and evocative" (Joanne Harris) Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Hundred-Foot Journey Author: Richard C. Morais Narrator: Sartaj Garewal Format: Unabridged Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins Language: English Release date: 12-04-14 Publisher: Lamplight Audio Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Hassan Haji, a boy from Mumbai, embarks, along with his boisterous family, on a picaresque journey first to London and then across Europe, before they ultimately open a restaurant opposite a famous chef, Madame Mallory, in the remote French village of Lumiere. A culinary war ensues, pitting Hassan's Mumbai-toughened father against the imperious Michelin-starred cordon bleu, until Madame Mallory realizes that Hassan is a cook with natural talents far superior to her own. Critic Reviews: "Don't read this book if you're hungry. You might eat it." (Simon Beaufoy, Oscar Award winning screenwriter of Slumdog Millionaire) "I enjoyed this book very much. It has great charm and is colorfully written, sensual and evocative" (Joanne Harris) Members Reviews: So dissapointing If you are a foodie or a chef this is your book, but to us normal book readers, there was too much food and not enough story. Maybe the film is better, this is the only book I have ever listened to that I fast forwarded to the end. Unfulfilled promise Starts of with great promise with an interesting story and glimpses of where it could go but the second half just becomes a bit dull. I liked the narrator but found his French accents grating at times. Wonderful This was a fabulous listen. the prose is magnificent, superb descriptions of food, meals, scenery, yet it is immensely listenable as the narrative moves at a smart pace. It is funny, compassionate, sad and very human. A really enjoyable book, with characters so well drawn and so rounded it felt like they really existed. This is an utterly charming book. If you enjoyed marigold hotel, peter mayle's Provence tales and enjoy a pleasant undemanding yarn you will love this book as much as I did. A delight of a journey Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why? Yes What was one of the most memorable moments of The Hundred-Foot Journey? The opening of the Indian restaurant What about Sartaj Garewals performance did you like? Yes. Clear and full of character Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry? Yes. The interplay of characters was at times hilarious and at other times so sad. Any additional comments? An entertaining book with great characters and settings. The interplay of cultures and personalities reflects a changing shift in society. Highly enjoyable Enjoyable listening mouth watering experience Could not help but almost drool at imagining the fumes emanating from the described dishes. My only regret is the French pronunciation, but I speak French, so I might be more difficult to please... https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Man-Book-Audiobook/B00GHO4R52 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Man Book Subtitle: Booze, Boobs, and Baseball - A Kick-Ass Guide Author: Otto DeFay Narrator: Kevin T. Collins Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins Language: English Release date: 11-25-13 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 2 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: This book contains everything you need to know to be a man. Everything. It will prepare you for every situation you can imagine, from the office to the bedroom. It will improve your life no matter what you're doing...whether you're in a bar, in a fight, in a wedding, in an argument, at a game, at work, or in a stranger's bed. It's time to be a man. Listen to this book. Editorial Reviews: If you're insecure about your masculinity, Otto DeFay can provide helpful tips on how to become a true dude. Not sure which female pop star to ogle? Want a more creative name for your penis? Need some good old-fashioned jokes about dumb blondes? Kevin T. Collins will help with all your manly needs. He's sympathetic and informative when listing all the important facts about sports and booze you'll need to know to be a real guy, and sardonic when describing how to deal with the nagging ball and chain. Listen to The Man Book and you'll laugh and learn, bro. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Otto DeFay) Mon, 25 Nov 2013 19:14:21 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/The-Man-Book-Audiobook/B00GHO4R52 thebookvoice.com 06:37:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Man Book Subtitle: Booze, Boobs, and Baseball - A Kick-Ass Guide Author: Otto DeFay Narrator: Kevin T. Collins Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins Language: English Release date: 11-25-13 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 2 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: This book contains everything you need to know to be a man. Everything. It will prepare you for every situation you can imagine, from the office to the bedroom. It will improve your life no matter what you're doing...whether you're in a bar, in a fight, in a wedding, in an argument, at a game, at work, or in a stranger's bed. It's time to be a man. Listen to this book. Editorial Reviews: If you're insecure about your masculinity, Otto DeFay can provide helpful tips on how to become a true dude. Not sure which female pop star to ogle? Want a more creative name for your penis? Need some good old-fashioned jokes about dumb blondes? Kevin T. Collins will help with all your manly needs. He's sympathetic and informative when listing all the important facts about sports and booze you'll need to know to be a real guy, and sardonic when describing how to deal with the nagging ball and chain. Listen to The Man Book and you'll laugh and learn, bro. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: The Man Book Subtitle: Booze, Boobs, and Baseball - A Kick-Ass Guide Author: Otto DeFay Narrator: Kevin T. Collins Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins Language: English Release date: 11-25-13 Publisher: Audible Studios Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 2 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: This book contains everything you need to know to be a man. Everything. It will prepare you for every situation you can imagine, from the office to the bedroom. It will improve your life no matter what you're doing...whether you're in a bar, in a fight, in a wedding, in an argument, at a game, at work, or in a stranger's bed. It's time to be a man. Listen to this book. Editorial Reviews: If you're insecure about your masculinity, Otto DeFay can provide helpful tips on how to become a true dude. Not sure which female pop star to ogle? Want a more creative name for your penis? Need some good old-fashioned jokes about dumb blondes? Kevin T. Collins will help with all your manly needs. He's sympathetic and informative when listing all the important facts about sports and booze you'll need to know to be a real guy, and sardonic when describing how to deal with the nagging ball and chain. Listen to The Man Book and you'll laugh and learn, bro. Members Reviews: This book is so funny This book is so funny not politically correct in the slightest and funny as hell not politically correct in the slightest and funny as hell. You won't lose your moral compass and you won't stop laughing. A funny read I got this for my husband for his birthday, we both got a lot of laughs out of it. I wouldn't recommend letting your lady read it if she doesn't have a good sense of humor, since it it "The Man Book". Also, it may be inappropriate for non-adults since it has A-Z nicknames for certain body parts and a few other things. Funny. I bought this book for my husband while he was on deployment to pass time and now it's a "bathroom read." It has some really funny sayings/facts in it. great book I purchased this for a dice game and people were fighting over it! Very interesting facts inside, fun read! Great idea to lay it out so that your company may pick it up and be intrigued by the information! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Final-Notice-Audiobook/B009G84HL0 Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Final Notice Subtitle: A Harry Stoner Mystery, Book 2 Author: Jonathan Valin Narrator: Mark Peckham Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins Language: English Release date: 09-25-12 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 5 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: She was perfect. She smelled of toothpaste, talc, and something sweeter than lilacs. And in that crazy season of autumn, when Cincinnati was ablaze in the blood-red color of fall, Kate Davis made Harry Stoner feel old, and a little in love too. But for Harry Stoner those were only two more reasons that Kate shouldn't have anything more to do with this case. Because what had started with a twisted act of vandalism in the local library had led Kate and Harry, paired together, on a twisting path to a brutal, unsolved murder and to a pumped-up, speeded-up psycho. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Jonathan Valin) Tue, 25 Sep 2012 11:10:08 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Final-Notice-Audiobook/B009G84HL0 thebookvoice.com 06:35:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Final Notice Subtitle: A Harry Stoner Mystery, Book 2 Author: Jonathan Valin Narrator: Mark Peckham Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins Language: English Release date: 09-25-12 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 5 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: She was perfect. She smelled of toothpaste, talc, and something sweeter than lilacs. And in that crazy season of autumn, when Cincinnati was ablaze in the blood-red color of fall, Kate Davis made Harry Stoner feel old, and a little in love too. But for Harry Stoner those were only two more reasons that Kate shouldn't have anything more to do with this case. Because what had started with a twisted act of vandalism in the local library had led Kate and Harry, paired together, on a twisting path to a brutal, unsolved murder and to a pumped-up, speeded-up psycho. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Final Notice Subtitle: A Harry Stoner Mystery, Book 2 Author: Jonathan Valin Narrator: Mark Peckham Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins Language: English Release date: 09-25-12 Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc. Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 5 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: She was perfect. She smelled of toothpaste, talc, and something sweeter than lilacs. And in that crazy season of autumn, when Cincinnati was ablaze in the blood-red color of fall, Kate Davis made Harry Stoner feel old, and a little in love too. But for Harry Stoner those were only two more reasons that Kate shouldn't have anything more to do with this case. Because what had started with a twisted act of vandalism in the local library had led Kate and Harry, paired together, on a twisting path to a brutal, unsolved murder and to a pumped-up, speeded-up psycho. Members Reviews: Good Mystery, Good Narrator What made the experience of listening to Final Notice the most enjoyable? Story starts quite simply, with Harry working to find someone who has been defacing Library books. Things get complicated quickly and there are enough twists to keep it interesting. Did the plot keep you on the edge of your seat? How? Not quite "Edge of your Seat" but compelling enough to look forward to listening. Have you listened to any of Mark Peckhams other performances before? How does this one compare? No, but I would certainly listen to him again. Any additional comments? I just put the third book of the series in my cart. Looking forward to listening, wondering if Harry's relationship with Kate and several other of the new characters carries forward into "Dead Letter". https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Ten-Thousand-Gods-Season-One-Audiobook/B06XHNP6BS Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Ten Thousand Gods, Season One Author: Jim Hodgson Narrator: Darren Milner Format: Unabridged Length: 12 hrs and 10 mins Language: English Release date: 03-15-17 Publisher: Jim Hodgson Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Phineas Sealby is a deity beat reporter at the Atlanta Record. Gods walk the Earth, but not just religious ones. There are also gods of things that people do religiously. Phineas's reporting style puts him in a bad spot with his publisher, who is also his girlfriend's dad. If he has any hope of keeping his job and the love of his life, he must contact and interview the Lord of Lies himself: Satan. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Jim Hodgson) Wed, 15 Mar 2017 05:04:09 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Ten-Thousand-Gods-Season-One-Audiobook/B06XHNP6BS thebookvoice.com 12:10:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Ten Thousand Gods, Season One Author: Jim Hodgson Narrator: Darren Milner Format: Unabridged Length: 12 hrs and 10 mins Language: English Release date: 03-15-17 Publisher: Jim Hodgson Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Phineas Sealby is a deity beat reporter at the Atlanta Record. Gods walk the Earth, but not just religious ones. There are also gods of things that people do religiously. Phineas's reporting style puts him in a bad spot with his publisher, who is also his girlfriend's dad. If he has any hope of keeping his job and the love of his life, he must contact and interview the Lord of Lies himself: Satan. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Ten Thousand Gods, Season One Author: Jim Hodgson Narrator: Darren Milner Format: Unabridged Length: 12 hrs and 10 mins Language: English Release date: 03-15-17 Publisher: Jim Hodgson Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 4 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: Phineas Sealby is a deity beat reporter at the Atlanta Record. Gods walk the Earth, but not just religious ones. There are also gods of things that people do religiously. Phineas's reporting style puts him in a bad spot with his publisher, who is also his girlfriend's dad. If he has any hope of keeping his job and the love of his life, he must contact and interview the Lord of Lies himself: Satan. Members Reviews: Just what I was looking for! I loved the book! I had been looking for a good book for a little while and this book filled that hole in my heart. Darren Milner's narration was awesome and delivered all the comedic timing perfectly. Look forward to more and please bring Darren back for the narration when you have more! https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Bonding-Audiobook/B01MAVULOR Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Bonding Subtitle: A Rizzo Family Vacation Author: Alex Lizzi Jr. Narrator: Larry A. Brewer Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins Language: English Release date: 10-17-16 Publisher: Alex Lizzi Jr Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 11 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: For those of you that have blended families or have ever taken a family camping trip, the Rizzos' attempt at bonding will take you down memory lane. This hilarious story is full of family chaos, colorful characters, crazy antics and lively adventures. As a newly blended family, the Rizzos attempt to bond during a camping trip, following the advice of their family therapist. They travel by way of Cracker Barrel to Virginia Beach where they cross paths with two desperate rednecks that have just stolen a quarter of a million dollars of mob money. Unbeknownst to the Rizzos that mob money ends up mixed in with their camping gear. A stripper and her biker boyfriend try to beat the rednecks to the mob money as the Rizzos try their best to bond. bdssaigon.net2@gmail.com (Alex Lizzi Jr.) Mon, 17 Oct 2016 16:43:30 GMT https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/pd/Fiction/Bonding-Audiobook/B01MAVULOR thebookvoice.com 06:27:00 no Listen to full audiobooks for free on thebookvoice.com Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Bonding Subtitle: A Rizzo Family Vacation Author: Alex Lizzi Jr. Narrator: Larry A. Brewer Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins Language: English Release date: 10-17-16 Publisher: Alex Lizzi Jr Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 11 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: For those of you that have blended families or have ever taken a family camping trip, the Rizzos' attempt at bonding will take you down memory lane. This hilarious story is full of family chaos, colorful characters, crazy antics and lively adventures. As a newly blended family, the Rizzos attempt to bond during a camping trip, following the advice of their family therapist. They travel by way of Cracker Barrel to Virginia Beach where they cross paths with two desperate rednecks that have just stolen a quarter of a million dollars of mob money. Unbeknownst to the Rizzos that mob money ends up mixed in with their camping gear. A stripper and her biker boyfriend try to beat the rednecks to the mob money as the Rizzos try their best to bond. Please visit https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/910/]]> to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: Bonding Subtitle: A Rizzo Family Vacation Author: Alex Lizzi Jr. Narrator: Larry A. Brewer Format: Unabridged Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins Language: English Release date: 10-17-16 Publisher: Alex Lizzi Jr Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 11 votes Genres: Fiction, Humor Publisher's Summary: For those of you that have blended families or have ever taken a family camping trip, the Rizzos' attempt at bonding will take you down memory lane. This hilarious story is full of family chaos, colorful characters, crazy antics and lively adventures. As a newly blended family, the Rizzos attempt to bond during a camping trip, following the advice of their family therapist. They travel by way of Cracker Barrel to Virginia Beach where they cross paths with two desperate rednecks that have just stolen a quarter of a million dollars of mob money. Unbeknownst to the Rizzos that mob money ends up mixed in with their camping gear. A stripper and her biker boyfriend try to beat the rednecks to the mob money as the Rizzos try their best to bond. Members Reviews: The Family Vacation from Down Below What did you love best about Bonding? The story was great. You could just imagine yourself in the car going on this vacation with them. Who was your favorite character and why? Loved the Rizzo family in general. They were just a family who had everything go wrong. Have you listened to any of Larry A. Brewers other performances before? How does this one compare? This was my first time listening to Larry A. Brewer. He did not disappoint with his narration. His voice gave life to the characters and the story. If you could take any character from Bonding out to dinner, who would it be and why? Have to be the whole Rizzo family just so they can tell me some more of their stories. Any additional comments? This audiobook was provided by the author/narrator/publisher free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review. Cute comedy A nice break from reality. Not a real believable story but has some laughs. Wasn't a waste of time, lol Never a Dull Moment! If you could sum up Bonding in three words, what would they be? Hilarious, engaging and entertaining! Who was your favorite character and why? There were no favorite characters. They were all just like "family" members! Which scene was your favorite? So well done, there were no favorites! Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry? I was laughing and chuckling throughout the entire read! Any additional comments? This book laughingly brings back childhood and family vacations! Not my cup of tea. This book wasnt for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more? I am not a prude nor do I normally object to profanity, but I found this book a bit offensive on several levels. Maybe a man would enjoy it more? What was most disappointing about Alex Lizzi Jr.s story? Aside from the above, I found it quite hard to follow - couldn't keep track of which character they were jumping back and forth to. Would you be willing to try another one of Larry A. Brewers performances? No, I did not enjoy his narration. You didnt love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities? Not really, I can't remember enjoying a book less.